#lesbian janet au

[brucewaynehater101]

I was looking at the posts for the " Janet drake lesbian AU" and thought of the a interaction

Talia appearing in the cave and everyone is asking her what she is doing there and she is like

"What I can't come see my kids?" And They are Confused and surprised like Kids Plural then Tim Just Responds with. "I'm not your kid talia"

"But Tim I helped Janet raise you"

And I'm just imagining the bats being Heavily confused as Tim explains that Talia is one of his step moms

Sorry if this does not make sense lol

Heck yeah!

Although, imma change the interaction a little.

Also, side note: I do not know Arabic. I wanted to include the hc of this AU that Tim refers to his stepmoms with variations of the word "mom" based on what their native language is. He uses a different term for each person to try to diminish the confusion of at least ten women being referred to with the same "mom."

If I should use a different address for any reason, let me know! [Also, the usage of "Ommak" is more a specific title relevant to Tim's situation. Damian would obviously also use it in a separate context].

Bruce: *grunts*

Talia: "I'm here for my kids, Beloved."

Damian: "Todd isn't here, Mother."

Talia: "I'm aware. During his monthly call, he indicated the Outlaws were going to Spain. I'm here for your other older brother."

Damian: *sends a bewildered glance in Dick's direction*

Dick: *sends a bewildered glance back and raises his hands in surrender*

Tim: *sighs*

Talia: "Now, that's no way to greet Ommak."

Tim: "I'm not your kid, Talia."

Damian: *visibly shook*

Talia: "I helped Janet raise you! She's going to be so disappointed."

EDIT: Someone stated that "Ommak" instead of "Omm" flows better. Ommak essentially means "your mother." I appreciate corrections such as these! Thank you ^^

[summerbummin]

Seeing Janet in that alternate universe gave me Thoughts

That Janet is giving me absent minded history professor vibes who sometimes forgets she has a kid depending on her (like she’s loving when he’s there, but if he’s not in her line of sight he easily slips to the back of her mind)

Also Jack wasn’t there so I wish her a very happy divorce

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

Selkie Ron handing a business card and being like ‘so uh, if you need me you know where i am’ and just dives back into the ocean leaving the other person like :0 ‘WHAT.’

LITTLE BUSINESS JACKET BEING HIS SELKIE SKIN AUHHSHDHJDJDJ ALSOO in selkie mythology i think if you have a selkie skin you’re married to them? But I think ron handed samantha his selkie skin like ‘I don’t really know how this works but yeah’ HE’D HAVE LITTLE POINTY TEETFS HEHEHEHE

janette. uh. yeah. she is. ahshhdhehehehehehhehdhdififjjfhksheis- WHITE FLOWERS IN HER HAIRRR WAIT THATS RLLY GOOD!!!! She would keep her short hair i think but it could also be like shoulder length teheee PURPLE SUIT THATS ROUGHED UPPP i have. a Pinterest board of oc clothes and i just have a section for janette and yayeygsysyetysh

i have fallen into your inbox to deliver two thoughts!! one being dndads and one being oc stuff ehgsjdhdk

selkie ron? mayhaps? i can imagine him being a seal with little pointy teeth and stuff and terry jr pointing at him turning into a seal like ‘WHAT THE FUCK’

butch janette *falls to the ground* *falls down a hill* shdgdgdhhdiidjjd lebians lebin leas in yeah

sosososos yeahhh :D i’ll fall out of your inbox now-

I love dndads AND ocs. This is the perfect combination.

YYEAHAHHSHSHHASHAHSSSS SELKIE RON WOULD BE SOOOOOO GOOD,,,, Uses his seal skin as a little throw-over-the-shoulder-buisness-jacket,, I was also thinking Banshee for Ron bc he's very Death Omen yknow but I like selkie more bc it fits with the creature-animal-monster thing going on in this.....au???? and also we got land, sky, and sea baby ITS OPTIMIZED! ( also we can bait Cal with seals /j)

please please please please please please please please please please please seplase pe al plsee ape PLEAS-

Janet with super short hair. dotted with white flowers and some gray.....SHE'D LOOK. SO. GOOD. Or not even that bc you don't need short hair to be butch but I Want It Ok.

Thoughts about Janet with sideburn scruff.,,, ough. OHHH AND WOULD SHE. Ok ok Full-Suit Janet. A really dapper purple suit that gets the right amount of tastefully roughed up by Adele so she looks extra cool and badass........ hm. hmgm. falls over.

[running-with-the-feels]

How would lesbian subscrop genderbend mk timeline work according to you since it is actually a canon timeline though the only person we know from it is Janet cage and she is awesome. Like would being women make their tragedies worse like being a child soldier is bad but being a girl and child soldier is definitely worse and losing a child is bad for both parents but would the grief be even worse for Hanzo if Hanzo was the one to carry to the child for 9 months. Also how would that affect their individual dynamic. @laismoura-art has a similar concept with their cryomancer Lian and Scorpion Harumi ship but how would genderbend subcorp dynamic work. Sorry if it's a bit weird I am just a sucker for lesbians

Honestly for that, I'd go to @laismoura-art bc her Lisa x Harumi ship is Top Tier

When I play with subscorp gender dynamics I'll usually make either one or both transmasc bc I am transmasc and its just more fun for me to project that onto them, yknow?

But genuinely, if you want lesbian subscorp Laismoura has you covered, cannot recommend that au highly enough

[columbiastapshoes]

so if a modern version of frank-n-furter, janet, columbia, and magenta from the rocky horror picture show formed a riot grrrl/rock/sometimes other genres girl(ish) band would that be crazy or what?

AU TIME YIPPEEEEE!! made this one with irl friend @hatsunerandal a while back and i’ve been meaning to post about it i just keep forgetting LMAO so yeah!! band au!!

this band is called the transsexual pussycats because. yeah.

we have everyone on vocals, janet on drums and guitar, frank also on drums and guitar (they switch which one does which (that was a lot of rhyming)), columbia on bass, and magenta also on guitar and keyboards :D

“don’t be cringe about it” NEVER. COLUMBIA IS SCENE NOW RAAAAHH ����🦅🦅🦅

janet’s style is just. lana del ray vinyl. and magentas goth and franks punk yaaay!!!

irl friend and i have put together a total of. 4 albums i think? and i am almost done with the fifth one! our process is just. find already existing songs, plop them in a playlist, and then write paragraphs about who sings what and who wrote what and what they wrote the songs about etc etc! quite a fun process if i do say so myself :3

albums 1, 3, and 4 were done by me, album 2 was done by irl friend!! their names are “mcpussy meal” (we almost named the band mcpussy but after i said “old mcpussy had a farm eieio” we changed our minds), “lord of the lesbian jellyfish”, “one girl, 69420 women”, “honestly,” and the fifth one which im not quite done with is “rose blood”!! we’re slaying with the names as u can see! the songs mostly stick to a rock/riot grrrl sound, but they can also do some more pop/hyperpop or electronic songs, and i felt REALLY silly and added a folk song to rose blood :3

now. u might be asking. where is the rest of the cast? what part do they play in this au? well!! for one thing columbia and eddie broke up (she’s with magenta now i love lesbians) and she has written at least one song about him per album 🫶 but other than that he’s out of the picture, along with pretty much everyone else…

EXCEPT FOR BRADLEY MAJORS.

i told my friend about brad in this au and they just said “brad def has groupie energy that 1000% works” and i think about that a lot LMAO he’s not actually a groupie he’s just their biggest fan ever even though he doesn’t even listen to their style of music. he attends every concert, has all the merch, is basically just so embarrassing about it i love him dearly. he’s also in a qpr with janet and dating frank yahoo!! i fucking LOVE the brad/janet dynamic in this au because all of her concert outfits are so slutty and so pink and after the shows and after hugging her aggressively he’s like “you’re wearing so little are you cold :( wear my jacket i don’t want you getting sick” and in one of the songs she is quite literally screaming her lungs out and im just imagining him watching that at a rehearsal and being like “Yay!! :-D” he’s the silliest ever actually

it’s also a canon event that the band got interviewed by that one guy with the hat who goes WHO ARE YOU i hope u know who im talking about if u don’t im so sorry that was so vague

ok those are the basics!! if ppl see this and enjoy it feel free to ask me questions about it i love talking about my silly guys so very much and thank u so much for reading this far 😭😭

[sexysapphicshopowner]

🤎 Context/AU (Alternate Universe): Giselle and Sasha are best friends (have been since they were little) and live together. Sasha's been trying to let Giselle know that she's in love with her for the past year. Little does she know, Giselle has been in love with her the entire time and was simply waiting on her to notice/say something.

🤎 Giselle Gossamer: 28, ghostwriter

🤎 Sasha Sullivan: 27, blogger

🤎 CW/TW: Useless idiot lesbians, fluff, slight angst toward the end but quickly resolved, nsfwish at the beginning (make-out sesh), friends to lovers, pacing? We don’t know her 😭, hickeys/lovebites, this is technically an au for a Janet Jackson fic I wrote on wattpad, proofread but not really cause I’m running on sheer willpower rn

🤎 A/N: I wrote this a while ago, back in my wattpad days i still write over there sometimes and just spiffed it up a little bit for this lil love bug @certainlynotasimp Enjoy 🫶🏾🥹

🤎 Word count: 2.1k

12th September 2016

"Some people need a gesture as hard as a slap in the face to realize what's right in front of them."

Sasha

It baffles me how long it took Gigi to realize how I felt about her. In the end, it wasn't because she couldn't see, but because she didn't believe. Quite frankly, I didn't believe that she liked me back either. We'd known each other for years by that point. But...that's my little airhead above all else.

Gigi flopped down on the couch next to me with a bag of popcorn, "Hey, boo. How are things going with your lady-crush?"

I shrugged, "About as boring as things go with crushes. I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response."

She shook her head as she tossed a kernel into the air, catching it with her mouth, "Wow, they sound dumb."

If only you knew, huh?

"But they're really not actually. They're really smart. Just…dense."

She tilted her head, "Wellll, maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know.... "Hey! I love you!" or something like that."

I nodded, "You're right. Hey, Giselle...I love you."

She pointed, "See! Just say that!"

I looked at her in complete disbelief, "Holy fucking shit."

She shrugged as she went back to munching on her popcorn, "If that flies over their head then, sorry Sasha, but they're too dumb for you."

"Giselle."

She looked over at me, "What?"

"I love you, you big dummy. You're the numbnut I've been trying to catch this last year."

"Really?"

"Giselle Delilah Grace Gossamer, I just told you I love you and all you can say is really?"

"Well, if it took you a year to realize I was already in love with you, I'd say my response is fair."

I rolled my eyes as I mushed her face playfully, "I genuinely fucking hate you."

She shook her head as she leaned closer, "Actually, you just told me you loved me not even 5 minutes ago. Hell, not even 1 minute ago for that matter."

I shook mine back, "You're lucky you're my best friend."

She smiled, "I know. I love you, little shit."

I held a hand to my chest, "I'm fucking taller than you!"

She pulled my hand away, tugging my body closer to hers, "And I’m older. Now, are you gonna keep whining, or tell me you love me back so we can make out?"

I rolled my eyes, "I love you, Giselle."

She smiled as our faces drew near, whispering, "I know."

I giggled as our lips met, "Mhmmm."

She dropped her popcorn as she brought her hands up to cup my cheeks, my hands gripping her waist as she slid into my lap. She bit my lip, nibbling on it softly and I couldn’t help myself so I giggled, "Did you wanna make out or eat me, love?"

She let go of my lip, pecking my lips a few times, "Mmm, maybe both, but you'd have to take me out first. Can't fuck on an empty stomach."

I rubbed her thighs as I shook my head, "If you wanted to go on a date you could've just said that."

She chuckled as she kissed my jaw, trailing down to my neck slowly, "I just did, baby girl."

I raised a brow as I tilted my head to the other side as she got closer to my collarbone, "Are you sure? You're kind of looking to make a-oh," I gasped as she bit into my neck.

She smirked against my skin, "A little lovebite? Yeah, I know."

"G-Gigi......"

"Hm," she asked as she began to suck on the area she had just been biting into.

My mouth flopped open and closed aimlessly for a few moments as I shifted underneath her, "The-there's popcorn all over the floor and stuff,” I stammered, looking for an excuse to get away so I could catch my breath. Being under her while she sucked on my skin was making me feel feverish and left my head swimming.

She shrugged as she licked back up my neck, kissing my lips as she quirked up one of those maddeningly perfect eyebrows, "Yeah, what about it?"

I gripped her thighs, shaking my head, "You are the biggest flip-flop I've ever met, you know that? It just took me like 10 minutes to get you to realize that I was in love with you. Now you're not only in my lap, but you're-mmmmm."

She let go of the sweet spot with her teeth, leaning into my ear, "Problem? Sounds like you're enjoying yourself."

"I kind of actually do wanna take you on a date though….I know you were messing around, but…..I wanna take you out on a date. Like a real one and not just one of our best friend dates where we get super drunk at the end and almost make out," I responded as she pulled back.

She cooed as she squished my cheeks, "Awww, my little bestie-westie's in loveeeee."

I rolled my eyes, "You get on my nerves. Get your damn popcorn off my floor and I'll take you wherever you wanna go."

She narrowed her eyes as she looked me over before leaning in and kissing all over my face sloppily, "In a moment, please."

I giggled and squealed as she kissed my face, her hands moving to tickle my sides, "Giselle, you're supposed to be cleaning up!"

She kissed my forehead a few more times, her hands returning to my cheeks as she did so, "Mwah, mwah, mwah! Now, I'm done."

I looked up at her, smiling as I pulled her hands from my face, subsequently bringing her face back down to my level as I tugged, "I love you, Giselle."

Her hands slid out of my grip, fingers lacing through mine as she spoke, "I love you too, Sasha."

I licked her nose as she leaned closer, "Now get your mangy ass off of me and get that damn popcorn off my floor. I'm taking you to dinner."

She rolled her eyes as she let go of my hands, wiping her nose as she stood, "I fucking hate you sometimes. Fancy or casual dinner?"

"It's our first admitted feelings date, we're going somewhere fancy, dickhead."

"I'd have thought you'd go for something more meaningful, but you're the boss, I guess," she remarked as she bent over to scoop the fallen popcorn back into its bag.

I smacked her ass as I pushed off the couch, using my hold on it to pull myself up, "You're right, I am the boss and I wanna take you somewhere meaningful to me, it just also happens to be kind of fancy."

She reached back, yanking my hand, "Now just why would you think it's okay to smack my ass like that?"

I shrugged as she let go of my hand, "Not like I haven't smacked it before. Something change?"

"Uh, no, I still don't like that shit, don't play with me. Go shower or some shit."

"Mhm, what color are you wearing?"

"I don't know. Where are we going?"

"A French place."

"Remember that emergency hot nude and green outfit you got for me?"

"Awww, you're pulling it out for me?"

"Yeah, it's perfect."

"So, I guess I'll wear something similar then."

She stopped picking up pieces of popcorn, standing up straight, "Sash......you wouldn't happen to be taking me where I think you are, would you?"

"And where would you believe I'm taking you," I asked as she draped her arms over my shoulders, "For all you know I could be planning to kill you, G."

She shook her head, "See, I know you, Sasha Aquanetta Sullivan. And I know you're trying to take me somewhere you know is wayyy too expensive."

I shrugged as I rubbed her arms, turning my head to kiss the inside of her left arm, "We'll see. I'll be in my room showering and grossly shaving every inch of my body. Come hit my door when you're done getting dressed, okay?"

"Deal. Don't be a bum and actually get cute, huh?"

I pushed her arms off, rolling my eyes as I made my way towards the hallway, "You are the bane of my existence, Ms. Gossamer!"

"That why you keep me around, huh?"

"The jury's still out on that one, just hurry up and get your ass ready, girl!"

I opened my closet, looking over the rainbow of fabric that hung from the racks on either side of me, my hand stopping on a transparent piece of green clothing.

It's perfect.

Giselle

Sash must've really thought I was actually dumb all this time. Little did she know I was in love with her long before I realized she even liked me. Yeah, I thought it was just dumb hope, but it wasn't. It was to be expected though. What two best friends don't develop feelings when they've lived together since they graduated high school?

I knocked on the door softly, "Sasha?"

"Come in."

I pushed the door open and she looked up from her foot that she was sliding a heel onto, smiling, "Wow."

I ducked my head, "Don't start the stupid, mushy shit. I'm still the same me, Sash."

"Well, I know that. You're still my little dumbass, but I've never seen your bum ass get all dressed up like this for anyone before."

"Well, I've never been in love before, either. Just......stop staring at me, creep. Put your shoes on. You look cute."

"I don't know, I feel like it's too.........something. I can't tell if it's not enough, or too much."

"You look perfect, Sasha. Now seriously, hurry up. It's supposed to rain later tonight and I will be damned if I get my hair wet for you. I love you, but not that much."

She rolled her eyes in feigned exasperation as she zipped up her shoe before sliding on the second, "Alright, alright. You happy now?"

I held out my hands, "Yes, now come on."

She took them as I stepped closer, pulling her up, "You know, just because you're older than me doesn't mean you get to rush me. It's still me taking you out and not the other way around. You ready?"

"Yeah."

Our hands intertwined as we walked out of her bedroom. The house seemed to grow larger, stretching out before us as we walked. I had to admit that I had bolts of ecstasy shooting through me, all radiating from the palm of my hand. It was probably slick with sweat and anxiety.

That's embarrassing.

There was something about this walk right here though. The hallway was longer, her hand was warmer, it was surreal. I wasn't even sure I was awake at the moment. Hell, for all I know this could be some kind of fever dream.

I stopped walking as we got to the space just between the living room and dining room, "Wait."

She turned over her shoulder, her face full of concern, "You okay?"

"Come back for a second," I whispered, waving for her to stand in front of me.

She did so and I took her other hand, looking up at her nervously. Her thumbs ran over my knuckles as she lowered her voice, eyes searching mine frantically, "What's wrong?"

I choked on my voice as I responded, the words barely escaping my throat, "I can't do this..."

Nevertheless, she understood every one of them as she questioned, "Can't do what exactly?"

"Whatever this is. I can't do it just yet. Not right at this second, at least......Pinch me."

"What?"

"So I know I'm awake and this is actually happening and not just some fever dream I’m gonna mention in the future only for you to look at me like I'm crazy. Pinch me. I'd tell you to kiss me, but I've done it thousands of times in my dreams and-"

She kissed me anyway. Lips capturing mine and effortlessly shutting me up as they went. One of her arms wrapped around my waist as the other trailed to my side, lingering for a moment before she pinched me and I broke away from the kiss, "Ow, okay, you can let go now, mom!"

She giggled as she kissed my forehead, "Well, you're fully awake, aren't you?"

"If this were a dream, that would've just made me hyper-aware of said fact, so yes, I am."

"Great, now let's go."

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[brw]

society if janet dated she-hulk or mockingbird instead of loser men

no ur right... bc trying to think abt her 21st century romances n they kinda all suck?

like, okay, Hank and Jan get back together for some reason despite Bendis allegedly disliking both of them but majorly Hank. most important thing there was the Vegas pussy diving incident and it ends with Janet violently dying brutally (except not really) and Hank getting raped by a skrull and then impersonated by one. Not great.

and then there's Janet and Clint which is like.... just a poorly landed joke. I mean them having sex in the Avengers Mansion living room was funny but like. as an actual relationship I'm supposed to be into?? Clint fucking Barton and Janet??? hello?????

And then there's Tony and Janet which like, if this relationship was a Tumblr post it would be "buy her lingerie and fuck her in it". What's going on how are people into this. And by the way, I've like, read more of Tony Stark: Iron Man then you would think and the relationship was still boring there. It ended as fucking blandly as it started and genuinely. deserved. I don't get it. This ship feels like an inside joke I am not privy to and when I eventually find the context I'm like "it's not even that funny. like why do you care". I refuse to believe this is the best case scenario for either Janet or Tony there has to be more interesting things going on.

And finally we have Havok and like.... if you're dating Havok it's all over frankly. Being put with Havok is one of the cruelest thing you could do to any comic woman. She had a whole ass AU kid with him like hello???? just fucking tragic. she needs a permanent restraining order on every blond marvel man aside from like maybe Thor, Thor would treat her right probably.

Anyway she deserves to be a weird sugar mommy to Jennifer, they should date they are cute even if I think it would be a "they were both bottoms!" situation. Janet should be obsessed with Jen's arms this is the way forward. Janet likes buying pretty clothes for Jennifer and Jennifer likes having pretty clothes to wear! It's perfect . BobbiJan also my loves they r great with their small squadron of lesbian scientists. #Romance. I would like to see them interact again it would make me so so happy. Tldr; let Janet be sapphic or at the very least don't have her date fucking. Havok. Like fucking Havok??? HAVOK?????? ALEX SUMMERS???? ALEX MOTHERFUCKING SUM--

[yorkesteins]

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Runaways (TV 2017), Runaways (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chase Stein/Gertrude Yorkes Characters: Chase Stein, Gertrude Yorkes, Janet Stein Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Childhood Friends, Pen Pals, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Summary:

When Chase Stein is 12 years old, his dad hits him in the school parking lot after the city lacrosse championship. Three days later, Chase's mom packs their suitcases.

AU where everything is the same except Janet left Victor's abusive ass and Gert and Chase become email pals.

[aparticularbandit]

Mark your calendars: Roisa HP AU starts Sept. 6/7.

[brucewaynehater101]

Okay okay. I saw you write “lesbian Janet Drake AU” AND I HAD A THOUGHT

Normally I’m team ‘Janet Drake was always a Drake and Jack took her last name’ BUT

I think it would be really cool if in this AU

Janet is a power hungry woman (perfectly normal) so she marries new money Jack Drake to get ahead in life.

She has a kid to secure the Drake legacy (hello baby Timmy)

And then she hires someone to off Jack!!!

The wonderful assassin lady she hired said that she’d do it for free (first assassin step mom, pick your favorite villainous woman), thus opening the door for baby Timmy to start picking up skills from his mom’s villainous girls friend of the week

So yeah, origin story of how we got Jack Drake out of lesbian Janet’s life and opened the door for many a morally grey/black step moms for Timmy to learn “life skills” from

I fucking love this so much, my lords.

In this AU specifically, Jack is an asshole rich guy who viewed Janet (smart, cold, calculative, charming Janet) as a trophy wife.

Janet was fine with this. She's not a good person (Jack was an asshole, but not overall a bad person. Killing Jack was a wee bit fucked up, but fuck yeah. Good for her), but she is a good mom. She loves her kid and does everything she can for him. She has her own life outside of being a mom (which is healthy), but her kid does come first.

Tim gets many many stepmoms.

The stepmoms are kind of charmed by Janet's morally grey BAMF MILF vibes

[billie-the-sleepyhead]

Since it seems my brain has indeed decided that this is what we’re hyper fixated on and that it’s pride month here are some SPG headcanons for my and @galaxystargurl110 ‘s AU. This is just the gender/sexuality headcanons though. Might make another one with disability headcanons.

The Spine: Queer in some way but he hasn’t really sat down to think about it much. He does know he likes both men and women though. (He/Him pronouns)

Rabbit: sticking to cannon and saying Trans lesbian, ace. (She/Her)

The Jon: Gay He/They Nonbinary.

Upgrade: Aro/Ace and had a really hard time figuring out the difference between romantic, platonic and familial love. She’s doing a lot better now. (She/They)

Hatchworth: Pan. He doesn’t really go out of his way to meet potential partners but he doesn’t mind what gender they end up being. (He/Him/They)

Zero: Bi or Pan as well. He just wants to be loved. (He/Him)

(And now for Jenny and some OC’s. Jenny is a honeybee themed automaton who can make toast with her wings and built in abdominal toaster. It was partially my sibling’s idea.)

Jenny: Bi, loves Rabbit very much! (She her)

Janet: She/They Bisexual. She’s also trying to teach Spine the different labels but understands that he gets confused about all the different ones.

Judy: She/Her Cis/Het ally. She’s very supportive of her family (Janet is like her little sister) and friends.

Voltage: He/She Nonbinary and Ace. Might be Aro as well but hasn’t thought about it much.

[coochiequeens]

Truly oppressed people don’t call the cops on women writing on sidewalks with chalk.

Police were called after a group of women’s rights campaigners converged at the studio of a national news organization to protest what they describe as unbalanced coverage of gender identity ideology that results in harm to children.

The women used chalk to write messages on the sidewalk in front of ABC headquarters, including, “ABC grooms for big pharma,” “humans cannot change sex,” “give gender critical women a voice,” “men can never be lesbians,” “stop lying!” and “sex not gender.” According to one of the campaigners, who tweets as Anji Jones: “They called the police even though they were going to wash the chalk off with a high pressure washer straight away anyway. They are so desperate to stifle any resistance to gender ideology. There must be some big $$$ involved.” She said, “they told [the police] we were ‘graffitiing the building’ when we were chalking the footpath.” When the police arrived, “we said we didn’t want to give our names, talked a bit and they called back to the station and said we could just go home now,” another women’s right campaigner who was at the protest reported. Ms Jones said the women took this “protest action” because ABC is “grooming kids to be trans and saturating us with capitulation to the gender cult.” Noting that “we refuse to believe men are women and kids can change sex,” she asked  @abcmelbourne in a tweet: “If ‘inclusivity’ includes women why do you silence our voices of concern?” “They called the police?” a Twitter user wrote. “Given they are supposed to be a news outlet the least they could have done is call a journalist. Then again the ABC is captured and no longer impartial.” In July 2019, ABC uncritically shared the story of “transgender child” Eden Meddick, who “first realised during his teens that he was transgender.” Eden, who is female, “had surgery on the upper half of his body.” The child’s double breast amputation had come as part of a journey “challenging his binary identity.” ABC used Eden’s story to promote legislation that would allow Victorians, including children, to change the sex marker on their birth certificate and other identifying documents to male, female or a personalized option. The bill passed into law on August 27 of that year.

At the time ABC posted the interview with Eden’s family, writer Janet Fraser asked: “Is ABC planning to share stories of detransitioning people? What investigation has ABC done into how self identification affects spaces for vulnerable women like refuges and homeless shelters?”

[kreept12]

So I saw a The Good Place AU on ao3, rewatched the show and I had so many ideas for a different take on it like seriously !

So here's a bunch of the ideas I had bc I'm losing my mind at this

First of all : Warning, there's gonna be spoilers of season 1 and probably 2 of the show, please go watch it it's so good and funny.

So all the class are residents, except Tsumugi and Kiibo. Kiibo is the equivalent of Janet. Welcome to The Good Place, yaddy yaddy, except there are 3 bad apples : Ryoma, Maki and Kokichi.

 Each one of them are given an identity that isn’t theirs and they’re trying to pull it off, for a while at least. When the day after their arrival chaos happen and they find themselves the only one without the “emergency suit”, Ryoma decide to tell Tsumugi and Kiibo, but Maki and Kokichi saw that he was a fraud too and kept him from giving himself away, because right now Tsumugi and Kiibo don’t know what’s causing all the chaos, but if Ryoma gives himself away, is sent to The Bad Place but chaos is still happening, they will know the other two are here. Ryoma ask them what’s their plan then, which Maki says they try to blend in. Try to BE good people. Kokichi doesn’t believe one bit of this but act like he does to convince Ryoma. And so begin their journey to becoming good people.

(more under the cut cause it’s kinda long)

Here a list of the soulmates btw (not ship, most of them are made for plot purpose)

Suichi Saihara | Kaede Akamatsu

Kaito Momota | Maki Harukawa

Tenko Chabashira | Korekiyo Shinguji

Ryoma Hoshi | Kirumi Tojo

Kokichi Ouma | Gonta Gokuhara

Himiko Yumeno | Miu Iruma

Angie Yonaga |  Rantaro Amami

But it turns out that trying to be a good person isn’t necessary instinctual for them, Ryoma is the one doing well but oh boy the other two are messes. Maki keeps menacing other people and her polite smile is so forced even Gonta knows it’s fake. Kokichi just keeps making pranks on the other residents because there’s no harm in a little prank (he just had problem adjusting to this new group and hates that he likes some of them so he pranks them so they get away from him and he doesn’t have to be vulnerable around them.) 

Ryoma ends up sitting them down after a few days and telling them they need help. So they debate about who would be the best fit. They end up with Korekiyo, mostly because he studies human and they guess moral are part of humen so maybe he knows the best way to be a good person, plus the guy is lonely most of the time, doesn’t gossip and creepily study and takes note of the other residents. 

They ask him and he accepts. He takes it as a new way to study human behaviour in a field he didn’t specialize during his life. (btw, here the characters are aged-up, they’re in their 20s so they can have more Life Knowledge:TM:). They chose to meet up at Korekiyo’s house to study because his soulmate, Tenko, hates his gut and never comes to visit; while the other three have way too caring soulmates that comes to visit them on a daily basis (Kaito being the more insistant, Gonta and Kirumi try to respect their personal boundaries but still, the gang doesn’t want to be interrupted by them, so at Korekiyo’s it is.

A little more about Tenko and Korekiyo. When Tsumugi introduced them to each other, Tenko was out of her mind. First, she’s a lesbian, second, she finds Korekiyo super creepy and has a bad feeling about him, worst than all other degenerate male she ever met (nevermind the fact that she says this every time she meets a new guy). Korekiyo is also unpleased by this arrangement, mainly because she’s a bit much for him. Tsumugi says soulmates aren’t always romantic, they can also take form in a strong companionship. Both are still skeptical when she leaves and basically avoid each other. Korekiyo also asked Tsumugi about other neighboorhood and if visiting is possible, since he would like to see his sister. 

(Little point here, I doubt Korekiyo might be a serial killer here, he might have thought about it but never acted on it. He’s still pretty fucked up by the abuse his sister made him go through, but he also doesn’t recognise it as abuse yet, part of his character arc would be to come to term with that)

So ! The teaching is... Sure going. Korekiyo is good at teaching the theory but oh boy if he doesn’t suck at practice. They’re sure learning, but it’s still a trainwreck and Ryoma is the only reasonnable person in this house. They need a person who is a good person naturally, and wouldn’t go tell Tsumugi their situation...

Yeah they take a look at Gonta and it’s settled. The man is way too nice to everyone and “a true gentleman never tells friends secret to others !”. They thought about Angie for a moment, she seems nice with everyone and alwyas organise parties or artistic activities to unite everyone together, but she’s close friend with Tenko and Himiko so they doubt she would let Korekiyo hang out with her friends. 

Gonta is not the best teacher. He tries his best, but even though he is nice and try his best to help everyone, he is also incredibly naive and can be mislead to do bad things pretty easily, which is what Kokichi proves within the first day his soulmate agrees to help them. They basically have a Insect Meet and Greet. Once Gonta understands he hurt his friends, he’s pretty sad and isolate himself. Ryoma would probably come talk to him. Gonta talks about how he didn’t act like a gentleman and he regrets it, which leads to a conversation about why he wants so badly to be a gentleman and their past life. Ryoma mentions how he didn’t have anything to live for back on earth, no family, no friends, no lovers. Gonta says he’ll make sure he does now, which makes Ryoma laugh. They grow closer after that, Gonta trying to spend more time with him. 

Meanwhile, Kokichi is onto something. Since he arrived here, he felt like something was wrong. Tsumugi keeps saying they have no idea what’s causing all the chaos and there’s no way someone got here by accident ? Three frauds in one go ? That’s not right. So he investigates, everyone. Their past, their actions, their words, he wants to know everything and understand what is really this place. He doesn’t trust anyone. So he used the Insect Meet and Greet to find more info while everyone is busy. That’s when he’ll cross path with Shuichi, because he sneaked into his and Kaede’s house. Shuichi become suspicious of him from there on and they develop a kind of rivalry where Shuichi knows Kokichi is up to something but doesn’t know what, and Kokichi likes to mess with him. He also likes to mess with Kiibo to ask them a myriad of questions about everything and nothing.

Kokichi : Hi Kiiboy !

Kiibo : Not a boy, but hi (bc hell yes nb Kiibo and maybe this whole thing was based of my want to write this dialogue down, but who knows really)

MEANWHILE, Maki ends up hiding with Kaito who has been trying to talk to her for a while and now she can’t leave him because there are insects everywhere outside. They sit there for a while, Kaito trying to start a conversation, but getting frustrated because she doesn’t talk back until they both lash out. Maki insists she doesn’t want to make friends, especially with him and not on the basis of them being soulmates or whatever. She adds that he doesn’t want to be friend with her, trust her. He asks why but she doesn’t answers. So he starts all over again, straighten up and introduce himself again. “Name’s Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars and totally not your soulmate.” She sniggers and introduce herself. They chit-chat for a bit and once the insects are gone, they leave. They say goodbye and Maki avoids him a bit less after this. 

The day after the Insect Meet and Greet, Kokichi arrive at Korekiyo’s home earlier than the others. He brags about how much of a shame it is that Gonta won’t work with them anymore, really it’s too bad. Except that when Ryoma arrives with Gonta in toe, his eyes are the size of saucers. In the days following, Kokichi still tries to use Gonta and make the giant hate him, which is slowly irritating Ryoma. He asks him why he keeps trusting Kokichi after everything he’s done, but Gonta says he believes Kokichi can become a good person, it’s actually the point of everything they’re doing. After a while Kokichi expends his pranks to the other frauds and Shuichi. That’s when it clicks for Korekiyo who goes to talk to him in private. He tries to ask him why he’s trying to get everyone who is close to him into hating him. Kokichi denies everything, just says it’s fun. Korekiyo just tells him it’s not doing him any good and they won’t hurt him if he let them get closer. He still prank them all, but it’s less mean. 

There is also a point where the group wonder if Miu isn’t a fraud too because of her loud mouth. She’s super annoyed by the automatic swear words blocker. She’s so loud and don’t get along at all with her soulmate Himiko who finds her exhausting. 

Also at some point, after Korekiyo began to understand that he was abused by his sister, Tsumugi reaches out to him. She give him a letter from his sister. She tells him visiting is not authorised yet, but she managed to negotiate postal communication just for him. He doesn’t take it well. At all. He has a mental breakdown, having flash-back and being terrorised of what to do with this letter. He doesn’t leave his home anymore and doesn’t answer to anybody, the group can’t have class with him. Everyone is getting worried and ends up asking Tenko for helps. They don’t really think he’ll talk to her but they really tried everything else. Himiko slides a word in their favor and Tenko agrees. She goes to the house, knocks and tells him to open. He doesn’t. She stays in front of the door for a while. After a few hours, Korekiyo finally asks what she wants. She says she wants to make sure he’s not dying or something. He says she heard his voice so now she knows he’s not dead, she can leave. But she doesn’t. She asks him to open the door, that it’s typical degenerate male behavior to lock themselves up and not face their emotions. She’s about to say he’s an idiot for making everyone worry like that, but the words die in her throat as the door opens and she sees her soulmate. He’s a mess. He lets her in. He sits down on the floor, she follows. After a few minutes she asks what’s going on. He tells her about how he recently found out what he always believed was false and maybe someone he cares a lot about actually hurt him a lot. He talks about his sister, about what he thought. He says he was wrong but don’t go in the details, he can’t for now. He cries and lose his composure again, which rings a billion alarms and raise his sister voice in his mind. Tenko instinctively reach her hand out and tries to stroke his hairs in a reassuring paterms. After a while, he calms himself and show her the letter, tells her he doesn’t know what to do. She takes it, rise to her feet and help him up. She goes to the chimney, light up a fire and give him back to him. “You don’t have to worry about this if it doesn’t exist anymore”. He let it falls into the flames and they both watch it burns until they are only ashes left. 

Korekiyo still needs some time, but he slowly let the other back. Tenko also go to talk to Tsumugi, telling her to cut the postal communication thing. She seems disapointed but agrees. 

After that they both start to get better. Tenko slowly try to have a better view on guys, she understands maybe not all of them are bad, like all women are perfect. Korekiyo is slowly opening up to others, slowly trying to move on from the abuse. It’s slow, for both of them, Tenko stops calling guys degenerate, but keeps the male, Korekiyo drops the hat, but keep the rest of the uniform. They’re making progress and supporting each other in little ways. 

Maybe the cast of Danganronpa 2 can be the demons (you know bc of Ultimate despair and all, and maybe the survivors of the game can be the demons that would end up agreeing with the humans) but I didn’t thought too much on this.

ANYWAY that’s a few things in my mind. If some of you are interested I’ll probably answer questions about it or post more if I have ideas. Maybe draw, who knows ! Hope some of you liked my ideas

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Scenes: 13/13 Fandom: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Original Work Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders/Deceit | Janus Sanders, Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders/Logic | Logan Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders/Morality | Patton Sanders, Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders/Deceit | Janus Sanders Characters: Dark Creativity | Remus "The Duke" Sanders, Logic | Logan Sanders, Deceit | Janus Sanders, Creativity | Roman "Princey" Sanders, Morality | Patton Sanders Additional Tags: This was written as an AU so note that the character names are as follows:, Remus is Wren (they/them), Logan is Barry (he/him), Janus is Janet (she/her), Roman is Ramona (she/her), Patton is Patty (she/her), Also none of the relationships are super healthy honestly, Unsympathetic Morality | Patton Sanders, Unsympathetic Deceit | Janus Sanders, Unsympathetic Sides (Sanders Sides), Past Abuse, Police Brutality, Divorce, Angst, Implied/Referenced Sex, Also Virgil is Ethan and Thomas is Tommy but they're only mentioned off-stage, Cheating, Emotional Manipulation, Screenplay/Script Format

Summary:

It's been a year since Janet's and Patty's divorce, and they've decided to be civil about it. Just kidding! No one communicates, everyone gets caught in the crossfires, and everyone is the worse for it. Written for my Playwriting II class, hence the play format and alternative names.

A.k.a. it’s the Moceit divorced lesbians au no one asked for! That said, @icantthinkofacreativeurl and @bookedforevermore did ask to be tagged (I appreciate you both so much).

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GLACIER ADOPTION AU

:3

- Cole and Zane are a married couple who want kids

- Pixel is their friend who’s a social worker and tries to get them a placement

- she does eventually and it’s a brother and sister

(Obviously Kai and Nya)

- Kai doesn’t trust either at first doesn’t stay in his room and sleeps in his sisters with her

- Nya warms up to Cole quickly but loves Zanes food more

- At one point tho their Dad tries to get them but at that point Kai like Cole and Zane better cause they tell him his feelings are valid and they love and support him

- After almost a year with them Nya calls Cole dad and he was very happy(he cried to Zane later about it)

- Kai calles Zane papa and Zane has never been happier(Zane cried for so long because it’s Kai and they made so much progress with him)

- so after a year with the siblings(who the two are planning on adopting as soon as possible) Pixel asks if they can handle a baby and Zane has some experience(don’t ask how)

- Three days later they’re handed a baby boy with bright green eyes and is a gremlin

- according to Pixel the boy’s father died along with his brother, they don’t know where the mother and it’s a mess

- when they first meet the boy the two are smitten and love him

- Nya hasn’t been around babies so she don’t know what to do but she vibes with it

- Kai is really scared around Lloyd at first cause he was told that if babies always cry around you that means that they know you’re a bad person and Nya did cry a lot as a baby

- Then he gets to hold Lloyd and he promises to protect him no matter what

- life is good for a while and Lloyd is almost 2 when it’s not great

- His mom come for him, saying that she want her baby but both lawyers and social worker say no because she was gone for a year and charged her with child abandonment

- then they get a call and Pixel asks one last time, are they willing to be a temporary home for a kid who showed up at the police station?

- before they can agree(even tho Cole wants to say yes right then and there) they go down to the station to see the boy

- when they get there(with food that Zane made cause they don’t know his condition) they’re shown this really scrawny and somewhat small boy with freckles and looks on the verge of tears with bloodshot eyes and Zane almost cried cause he wants to hug to kid so bad

- they talk to him, Pixel, the cops, and they all say the same thing: his parents went to get the groceries and they haven’t been back for three days. He’s been living off of whatever was left at his home.

- Zane gives him food and asks: “Jay, do you want to live with my husband and me until they find your parents?”

- at first jay freaks out, saying that mommy and daddy are coming home soon but reluctantly agrees

- they have to wait a day tho so they can get his stuff from his home( it wasn’t a lot tho because the walkers didn’t have a lot of money)

- the couple tell their kids that Jay will be living with them for a while and to treat him nicely

- when he gets there Nya and Kai are at school and it’s just Zane and Lloyd there(start him off small and Cole has work)

- Zane shows him around, and the attic that’s already fixed up they just need to add some things and it’ll be his room

- Jay meets Lloyd who loves being held and it’s adorable

- when Nya and Kai get home it’s a mixed reaction

- Nya loves him almost instantly, and wants to talk to him

- Kai doesn’t know how to feel, on one had he has a brother kinda. On the other hand he thinks that Zane and Cole will love him more and that Jay is his replacement

- so the first few days are rocky as heck, because Jay’s parents had homeschooled him so he wasn’t really in school but he was still educated

- after a while they get him into 4th grade where he cries a lot because he doesn’t want to be away from Zane(he got close to him quick) and Nya isn’t in his class :(

- Jay doesn’t really like school at first but slowly warms up to it when he can see Nya at recess and that. And packs his lunch

- After almost five months with the Brookstone/Julien household he really feels loved but still wants his parents

- Then they get the bad news, the walkers died in a car crash. Their car swerved and they died in a trench and they finally found the car.

- Jay is crushed and just cries.

- During that, the police got into contact with an uncle of Jay’s who said he could take the kid(he doesn’t want to but he feels like he has to because he feels bad for the kid) (but he seems kinda shady and called jay, James and Janet like twice so not good)

- Cole and Zane don’t want that’s to happen, they love Jay and even Kai wants him to stay but they can’t do anything about it because his lawyers already approved of it and he passed the inspection so they really can’t do anything

- He takes Jay and they leave

- It’s not so good for a month until Pixel calls them and says he was arrested

- That guy was not good, neighbors reported saying that he didn’t let Jay leave, and they said he hit him many times

- After being arrested Jay is taken to a children’s hospital where he gets treated to a broken rib and malnourishment

- Immediately Zane gets when he cans, tells Cole to get Nya and Kai from school

- They leave the three kids with Skylor(Pixels wife) for a little because they need to see Jay

- When they get there Pixel is there and hands then two stacks of paper work, Jay is being treated and it’ll be awhile

- When he wakes up he wants Zane and Cole, and only them

- When the two finally see him, tears just tears from Jay, from the couple, from you because you will cry

- So after all of that: they adopt him, Kai and Nya, Lloyd. All of them. A big family

I have more: send an ask or dm me idc and I have another set in the same au but with lesbians and their angsty emo son!

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How about L and M for the fanfic ask meme? <3

Hey you!!! Thanks so much for the Ask!

L: What's the weirdest AU you've ever come up with?

Definitely think it’s my Wallace & Gromit/Doctor Who (Ten and Martha) crossover AU. That was just the most bonkers thing I ever wrote! The hilarious thing was that it wasn’t even MY idea - someone else prompted me for it!

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you'd care to share?

Hundreds of premises! ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME! Okay, I think the one I want to share is my Magic College AU based on the Academic Aesthetics post someone put up. I actually looked at it again at the weekend and I think I could finish it if the Bitch Muse stopped throwing OTHER premises at my head (current premise is a re-write of some Scott & Bailey episodes with Bernie as Rachel (though less reckless with her career and already knowing she’s a lesbian) and Serena as Janet. And I’d keep Amelia Bullmore’s Gill Murray as their boss because I love her soooo much!).

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