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Me when AFO talks shit about Endeavor in season 7:

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Civilian au Shigaraki would 100% have an Instagram account dedicated to his dog

He’s miffed that his dog Instagram has more followers than his gaming channel lmao

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Both Eris and Mor being queer gives me brainworms, the parallels alone

Both have abusive fuckheads in positions of power for dads and are deeply closeted. Also the hints about Eris knowing Mor is a lesbian 🤌

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Forever mad that the BW protags weren’t in the Pokemon world tournament in BW2

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Hugh would be the biggest Hilda fanboy ever. She took down Team Plasma and became champion of the Unova region. He 100% has a poster of her in his room.

I also like to think he chose the same starter as her because of his admiration

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Tim Drake is like Tony Hawk when he doesn’t have a suit on. No one recognizes him when he’s just wearing a hoodie and ripped jeans.

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Blue: has a 12 step skincare routine

Red: washes his face with dish soap

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Imagine Lance not letting Silver watch an R rated movie and Silver is like dude my life is an R rated movie are you kidding me

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The citizens of Adralan trying to figure out who King Dorian is dating

Is it Queen Manon? Lord Chaol? Queen Aelin? Ambassador Fenrys? Who knows? Not them

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Eris is the embodiment of I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs

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Hephaestus looks like steampunk santa and I’m living for it

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Nessian Daughter

What if Cassian and Nesta adopt an orphaned Illyrian child. I think Cassian adopting would be very fitting considering his childhood.

The girl they adopt was born on a blood moon, and came out with red hair, red eyes, and red wings, alongside moon pale skin. Her mother named her Scarlet for her unique coloring, Illyrians are superstitious types so they’d believe the girl was cursed. Especially when a few years later her mother contracts an illness and died. Because of this belief, they refuse to let her into the orphanages the High Lord and Lady had built.

Nesta is well known as a witch to the Illyrians, and still has some unknown kernel of power from the Cauldron, so she’d likely feel connected to Scarlet. Both of them hated and feared by others.

So the two of them decide to adopt her as their own. The poor girl thinks she’s cursed after everything she’s overheard from other Illyrians, males and females alike. But after loving care from her new parents, she slowly becomes a happy child, blessed instead of cursed.

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I think Lance hates the cold, not just because he has a lot of dragon and flying types, but because of ✨trauma✨

Like maybe he ended up falling through the cave floor of the ice path and nearly froze to death

I also think it’d be funny if someone asked Lance why he hates the cold so much and he just pulls off his two fake fingers and says cause I got frostbite and everyone loses it

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Ethan, pointing: That’s the jug of milk my dad went to get then never came back

Silver: My dad did the same thing. Do you think they shop at the same store?

Lyra: 🫢

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I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.