#legally it's questionable

[best-daddy-13000]

That feeling you get when your source is "not available in your country"

Anime licensing is such a weird concept.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[sweetladymoon]

are these two about to start a family or??

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 341

Danny sighs as the sound of a falling shelf reaches him, quickly followed by twin snarls. He takes a breath, even if he hasn’t needed to breathe since he was fourteen, and counts to ten as he pauses in making dinner. 

“Ellie, Dan, what’ve I said about throwing each other into the shelves-” 

He stops as he comes to the living room doorway, both of the gremlins freezing mid-stuffing an unconscious vigilante out the window, feathers puffed up. Dear Ancients he does not want to deal with this today, but it’s not like life ever cared about what he wants in any situation. 

“Elnath, Jordan, you better not be about to toss that person out the window-” 

[bruciemilf]

Bruharvey but it’s just Harvey growing increasingly distraught by the number of tiny babies Bruce manages to collect through the years.

First, he fosters mini Sportacus, then, there’s little Robin Hood, who always manipulates him for Bat Burgers when he arrests him ( Two Face tries very hard not to laugh when Jason pulls out plastic toy handcuffs) and then it’s Jack and Janet’s kid?

“Babe, where did you GET him?”

“He found out my secret identity and has since blackmailed me into training him as my partner in justice.”

“…Did you let him catch you on PURPOSE?”

Bruce quirks his brow once, a little bit of his mother’s Russian accent slipping in. “Maybe so.”

[incognitopolls]

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[quaranmine]

collapses on the floor and Dies

[headcanonthings]

[Danny's attempt #58 trying to get the pack to admit they're werewolves] Danny: You wanna tell me something, cutie? Isaac: What? Danny: The fact that you've got fucking glow-in-the-dark stickers for eyes? Isaac, panicking and blurting out: I accidentally drank the glow stick liquid when I was a kid. Danny: ?????

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

guys why does jonny never mention cambridge. like correct me if i'm wrong but it's always fucking oxford. jon and georgie went to oxford. hilltop road is in oxford. sam got rejected from oxford. that weird thing happened with the oxford people's trust in that one case. like what's wrong with cambridge. why can't cambridge house the horrors. what does jonny have against cambridge. like i'm not salty i don't care i just wanna know what the fuck is so inadequate about cambridge jonny liKe wHaT—

[nyancrimew]

have you ever been to jail (not asking maliciously)

i have spent a few hours temporarily detained for getting caught for (alleged) vandalism that's all ^-^

[knightwhoisni]

hex member: kid, you can't drive an atomicycle. you aren't even old enough to have a driver's license.

the operator, who can at the very least successfully fly their own very large spaceship very close to the sun: A What

[marzipanandminutiae]

brought to you by "The Myth of Lesbian Impunity: Capital Laws from 1270 to 1791" by Louis Crompton

when you first start studying queer history: sapphic acts have basically never been criminalized in any western society! so queer women have always had it easier than queer men!

when you delve even the slightest bit deeper: why do we still believe this

(OP cannot control who does and does not reblog this post, but she firmly believes that trans women are women)

[foolilazuli]

Honestly, what was Apollo and Kristoph’s mentorship like? Was Apollo planned to be a pawn from the start? Did Kristoph genuinely appreciate having Apollo around? Did Kristoph ever notice Apollo picking up his mannerisms and thought of him as the brother he wished he had? Does Apollo care about Kristoph anymore? What was up with Kristoph’s weird skull hand and the black psylocks? Why was there never follow up on this, Capcom? Why didn’t you ever bring Kristoph back, Capcom?!

[communistkenobi]

What’s your opinion on Stalin?

love this. getting right down to business. the only thing I know about him is an anecdote my friend told me about how right after WWII the Allied powers were talking about what to do with Germany and Stalin suggested executing the top 50,000 Nazi officers and calling it a day and apparently Churchill really did not like that suggestion

[incognitopolls]

"Non-married people" can include unmarried couples, friends, relatives, etc.

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[notbecauseofvictories]

I will say, while there are many parts of my job that I would happily toss into the sea, it's very neat to stumble onto people who have been doing their job with truly off-the-charts levels of competence, but---and this is key---without the Higher Ups knowing even a little bit about it. I've met at least three of them in the last week, who definitely have been keeping one of our branches afloat, just by dint of their extraordinary levels of knowing.

Or, alternatively---i have been working at my company for 7 months. I discovered today that the entire company has been keeping a repository of policies and documents, with version control and everything. I thought we had 3-5 policies stuck together with bubblegum and hope, but no, there is a whole database!!!

"I'm surprised your manager didn't...uh. Tell you?" said the very nice man who showed me how to find the database.

"Mhm," I murmured noncommittally, because the alternative was frankly, I'd be shocked if she knew it existed.