#learn how to cook

[lavenmoss]

I HATE white people tacos. Like no Brittany I don’t want your ground beef tacos that make me nauseous when I smell them. You probably like the worst taco seasoning ever and then you probably don’t even have good toppings. Like why am I gonna sit here and eat ground beef tacos with just lettuce, tomatoes, and onions? Where is my good cheese? Where is my cilantro? And where is my seasoning? Like who is teaching these people how to cook? Honestly, the only good tacos I’ve had made by a white person with ones where were fish tacos, and the fish was freshly caught. And shout out to that girl because she knew how to cook. But when I was like growing up, my dad would make fucking ground beef tacos you were a chef for 20 years. You can’t make good tacos apparently? Like he would sometimes make steak and it was fucking ass? How did you literally go on the local news for being a chef at a restaurant but can’t cook for shit? but fuck white people's ground beef tacos they make me nauseous and sick.

[worldwide-blackfolk]

@PastorOilsheen :

Sis said the wives ain't cooking anymore, get back in the kitchen 😁

[thestarlightsapphic]

Firefighters probably hate me. Because after a couple years of college apartment living, I have simply stopped caring when the fire alarm goes off. I don’t even flinch and will watch and people file outside in a hurry like the building is going down. I am comfy cozy, snug like a bug, and I am not getting up because someone doesn’t know how to operate the stove or god forbid the MICROWAVE. I’m throwing the covers over my head and going the fuck back to bed

My girlfriend stayed the night once when the alarm went off and I was literally like ‘do not even bother getting up’ and the only reason I did get up and leave was at her insistence.

My desire for a good night of sleep outweighs my survival instinct by now

[bob1381975]

How to Cut Corn Off the Cob | How To

[dragonpyre]

Fav thing about 9-1-1 are the character quirks

The captain is basically a five star chef. This doesn't affect the plot at all, he just really loves cooking

The senior paramedic loves karaoke. He snagged his hot wife this way

Second paramedic could have been a doctor. She decided not to cuz she loves her bestie too much

The bisexual boy is probably suicidal. This is never addressed

The bisexual's bestie has repressed every emotion ever known to man. This explodes in his face very impressively

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[superm4ks]

Libras are charming, social and intellectual. On September 30th, 1997, 27 years ago, a Bull was born who liked soccer, gokarts, maps, history, languages, Pokémon cards, FIFA and winning. And while he has remained disruptive, undiplomatic and confrontational in his racing, it is all that, coupled with extraordinary consistency, unbearable nerve, a century’s worth of talent, and a disarming gentleness, that has turned him into one of the most captivating characters on the grid. Also a top 5 driver of all time. Happy birthday to an impossible boy who made his dream inevitable. And never asks for permission. You are all that was promised and more. Thank you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dungeon Meshi: The RPG

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Posuka Demizu's 2025 birthday art for Ray Complementary 2023 art

[mianieaaa]

like yeah ts is cute and all but when did he learn how to cook?

i mean on a stove…with a pan.

we’ve seen him grill up a few animals with rabies on a fire by the side of the road but that’s lowkey different.

he’s using a whole ass spatula and all.

[karaspal]

damian: i volunteer at a hospital.

bruce: what is wrong with you?!

[arolegos]

trying to doodle but i have a cold right now and iwnt to rip my nose off my face

[gomzdrawfr]

Fish talk.

Price likes rainbow trout that he cooked himself in garlic and butter in a ration tin over an open fire. Nothin better than trout you caught, gutted and cooked yourself on the river bank. Bonus points for a bottle of something cold and hoppy to go along with it while he eats it on the river bank, still wearing his wellies and waders.

For Nik, it's calamari and grilled sea bass with a glass of white wine, maybe a sauvignon blanc from France, in some swanky hotel on the Adriatic coast. Just sitting there in beige chinos, an open shirt and bare feet, skin still warm from where he was basking in the sun all day, not even checking the bill before he pays for it.

Fish recipes by the one and only, now visualised (somewhat) hehe

bonus of my reaction:

[asagewitch05]

Broke: Dick Grayson can't cook for shit

Woke: He can cook because he was self sufficient for himself and his teams as a literal child

Bespoke: Dick knows how to cook like a 5-star chef and no one in the Batfam knows because he's a little shit

[boomposhpow]

assorted whiteboard doodles i did with @starzarer !!!!

[batsyheere]

Moving to Gotham and befriending the local undead was a mistake. Danny was short- an unfortunate side effect of genetics, dying, and having very few resources for food that didn't bite back. So when he began getting teased by Jason for being so short once they became friends: Danny, in a fit of feral karma, decides to say "you will regret this in eleven days".

Jason has no clue what this means. It was ominous as fuck. Danny will no longer answer his texts and keeps ignoring him in public. Not even his apology cooking is working to figure out what the heck Danny meant and while Jason would usually ignore a threat, this one was so vague and ominous with such a serious tone that Jason absolutely is preparing to take a mission out of Gotham. Even off planet, if necessary.

Meanwhile Jazz is coming to visit and Danny is quite happy to see his older sister, who definitely received the tall genes from their dad and is more than several inches taller than Jason. Who doesn't make fun of him for his own height, just as he doesn't make fun of her own lack of ability to cook.