#learn how to cook

[dolphinssims]

what in the actual hELL

the quality is so bad im sorry

[worldwide-blackfolk]

@PastorOilsheen :

Sis said the wives ain't cooking anymore, get back in the kitchen 😁

[thestarlightsapphic]

Firefighters probably have would hate me. Because after a couple years of college apartment living, I have simply stopped caring when the fire alarm goes off. I don’t even flinch and will watch and people file outside in a hurry like the building is going down. I am comfy cozy, snug like a bug, and I am not getting up because someone doesn’t know how to operate the stove or god forbid the MICROWAVE. I’m throwing the covers over my head and going the fuck back to bed

My girlfriend stayed the night once when the alarm went off and I was literally like ‘do not even bother getting up’ and the only reason I did get up and leave was at her insistence.

My desire for a good night of sleep outweighs my survival instinct by now

[bob1381975]

How to Cut Corn Off the Cob | How To

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[supermaks]

Libras are charming, social and intellectual. On September 30th, 1997, 27 years ago, a Bull was born who liked soccer, gokarts, maps, history, languages, Pokémon cards, FIFA and winning. And while he has remained disruptive, undiplomatic and confrontational in his racing, it is all that, coupled with extraordinary consistency, unbearable nerve, a century’s worth of talent, and a disarming gentleness, that has turned him into one of the most captivating characters on the grid. Also a top 5 driver of all time. Happy birthday to an impossible boy who made his dream inevitable. And never asks for permission. You are all that was promised and more. Thank you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dungeon Meshi: The RPG

[boomposhpow]

assorted whiteboard doodles i did with @starzarer !!!!

[ptanalo]

They are forever in their honeymoon era 🫶

[nothingbizzare]

Doodles I made in class hehe

[mothhue]

Bacon

[arolegos]

trying to doodle but i have a cold right now and iwnt to rip my nose off my face

[sheila--e]

Buceta Bugalatti's no good very bad cooking.

[puppetmaster13u]

Meme Prompt 2

Thinkin of feral halfa Jason again. No surprise there.

[batsyheere]

Moving to Gotham and befriending the local undead was a mistake. Danny was short- an unfortunate side effect of genetics, dying, and having very few resources for food that didn't bite back. So when he began getting teased by Jason for being so short once they became friends: Danny, in a fit of feral karma, decides to say "you will regret this in eleven days".

Jason has no clue what this means. It was ominous as fuck. Danny will no longer answer his texts and keeps ignoring him in public. Not even his apology cooking is working to figure out what the heck Danny meant and while Jason would usually ignore a threat, this one was so vague and ominous with such a serious tone that Jason absolutely is preparing to take a mission out of Gotham. Even off planet, if necessary.

Meanwhile Jazz is coming to visit and Danny is quite happy to see his older sister, who definitely received the tall genes from their dad and is more than several inches taller than Jason. Who doesn't make fun of him for his own height, just as he doesn't make fun of her own lack of ability to cook.

[starcurtain]

I think the most amazing thing about Alhaitham's ironic question "How has realizing your ideals gone for you?" is that yes, on the surface, it pierced through the heart of Kaveh's feelings at the time and forced him to reflect on whether he still had enough belief to keep going, but--BUT--

This is also Alhaitham subtly asking: "Was your life better without me?"

Kaveh left their friendship because of his ideals.

Kaveh's attempts to realize his beliefs began in earnest during his argument with Alhaitham, who challenged him back then by suggesting that Kaveh didn't honestly believe in his ideals and was just pursuing them out of guilt and a desire to punish himself for his father's death.

Kaveh's attempt to "realize his ideals," therefore, spans the exact amount of time he and Alhaitham have been separated. When Alhaitham asks about Kaveh's attempts, he's asking very specifically about the course Kaveh's life took when he was no longer in it.

How did it go for you? Were you happier? Was it worth it?

I truly believe that Kaveh will be able resolve his conflict with Alhaitham--and come to understand Alhaitham's actual feelings--when he realizes that, in that exact moment, he should have turned the question around:

How did realizing your ideals go for you, Alhaitham?

Was your life better off without me?

No.