#danny is also more likely to cook if he isnt just feeding himself so jazz figures visiting is a double win
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batsyheere · 1 month ago
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Moving to Gotham and befriending the local undead was a mistake. Danny was short- an unfortunate side effect of genetics, dying, and having very few resources for food that didn't bite back. So when he began getting teased by Jason for being so short once they became friends: Danny, in a fit of feral karma, decides to say "you will regret this in eleven days".
Jason has no clue what this means. It was ominous as fuck. Danny will no longer answer his texts and keeps ignoring him in public. Not even his apology cooking is working to figure out what the heck Danny meant and while Jason would usually ignore a threat, this one was so vague and ominous with such a serious tone that Jason absolutely is preparing to take a mission out of Gotham. Even off planet, if necessary.
Meanwhile Jazz is coming to visit and Danny is quite happy to see his older sister, who definitely received the tall genes from their dad and is more than several inches taller than Jason. Who doesn't make fun of him for his own height, just as he doesn't make fun of her own lack of ability to cook.
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