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Firefighters probably hate me. Because after a couple years of college apartment living, I have simply stopped caring when the fire alarm goes off. I don’t even flinch and will watch and people file outside in a hurry like the building is going down. I am comfy cozy, snug like a bug, and I am not getting up because someone doesn’t know how to operate the stove or god forbid the MICROWAVE. I’m throwing the covers over my head and going the fuck back to bed
My girlfriend stayed the night once when the alarm went off and I was literally like ‘do not even bother getting up’ and the only reason I did get up and leave was at her insistence.
My desire for a good night of sleep outweighs my survival instinct by now
#college apartment#college student#college#fire#fire alarms#learn how to cook#anyone can cook?#absolutely not
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nostalgia
#my art#digitalart#sxf#spy x family#fanart#yor forger#anya forger#twiyor#loidyor#fanchild#yor made her stew btw#the only thing she can cook that doesn’t kill anyone instantly
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#my art#gaza#gaza genocide#gaza strip#gazaunderattack#artists on tumblr#free palestine#ask#cooking#donald trump#free gaza#gay#gaming#also a/n: to clarify any confusion i personally do not verify anyone i can only share once gfms are promoted by other trusted sources#genocide#help gaza#save gaza#vetted gofundme#ai generated#gay men
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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The fandom collectively sort of agreed that Zelda was a bad cook without a lot of evidence
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That was until Age of Calamity came along and actually proved the fandom right!
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However, there is a side quest in Tears of the Kingdom that implies she can cook actually
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And the only reasonable explanation to this is that Link taught her, obviously
#Zelda can cook one meal#and only one#and she cooks it for anyone who is sat down long enough#cos she is just so proud of herself#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#link#zelda#zelink#breath of the wild#zelda headcanon#totk thoughts#age of calamity#me myself
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alicent *externally*: i’m fine, i promise—
alicent *internally*:
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#house of the dragon#hotd meme#hotd spoilers#alicent really be going through it huh girl 😓#you good?#alicent: 😭🫢🫥#sassy gay friend: OPHELING SO SORRY FOR YOURSELF GIRL STEP AWAY FROM THE WATER 🤭#anyone else get that reference?#credit: sassy gay friend ‘hamlet’#if she could she would literally put rocks in her pocket#has this been done yet#alicent girl we can save you!#alicent hightower#olivia cooke#aemond one eye#aemond x reader#ewan mitchell#tom glynn carney#aegon ii targaryen#aegon x reader#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenyra x alicent#emma d'arcy
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whatever. go my scarab
ive been watching scruffys pikmin 4 playthrough (go check it out!!!!)
#specifically referencing ep11 for anyone curious but i dont wanna spoil anything.. youll know it when you see it lol#ive never played pikmin and i already know for a fact id suck ass at it bc i can only do one thing at a time. i have zero dandori#actually i have zero interest in the dandori challenges bc im more focused on the creatures and areas. id be cooked#but its still fascinating to watch how the planning and strategy works in real time and goes so well with exploring#and if youre like me and has shown little interest in pikmin games his videos are a nice warm hug for looking into it#scruffy has a nice voice and explains everything like pointing out which enemies are from prev pikmin games and how they work#and pays special attention to the adaptive music cues which pikmin is known for and its really cool to see it dissected#his other videos also pick apart sound design in other video games i highly recommend his fnaf ones. theyre excellent#scruffy youtube#myart#my art#doodles#pikmin#pikmin 4#flying pikmin
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You were right and she didn't!! (Avarelle loves Croissant very much but every time they come home there’s some New Weird Thing to go over-)
🥐 Croissant Adventures Masterpost 🥐
#exceptional comment 10/10 prompt thank you LOL#I didn't have this planned but honestly she probably WOULDN'T know about the name Croissant#She doesn't use their full name out loud generally but “Croissant” would've been something cooked up during their adventures away from home#Best to take as many safety precautions as you can!#Also sorry these comics are few and far between now#I am actually currently laid the heck off so I'm hoping to have a little extra time to make some more#And if anyone knows someone looking for a FT graphic designer: hit me up heeheehoohoo#croissant adventures#bg3 croissant#avarelle#gale#gale dekarios#breadweave#comics
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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“Your hair…
“Les…
“Leslie.”
“Mmhm?”
Les barely stirred in his sleep and the iridescent golden speckles in his dreads already started to dull and the rest of his hair started to darken. It was as if a large cloud had just passed over them and blocked out the sun during this uneventful, pleasant afternoon nap.
Floyd snapped out of his surprise, but only partially as he fisted the desaturating hair in a thoughtless attempt to hold onto the fleeting moment. But much like sand, the harder he squeezed the quicker the color and shine drained between his fingers as Les roused.
Sensing Floyd’s distress, he quickly lifted his head.
“What’s wrong?”
Floyd felt tongue-tied, still stunned from what he had just witnessed. He was staring at Les—the familiar dark-haired Les that he knew all the quirks and details of better than the back of his own hand—, and who he was now trying to picture with the out-of-nowhere sparkles and saturated brightness. But he hadn’t even noticed the change appearing, and by the time he realized what he was seeing, it was already gone.
“Your dreads…” he finally blurted out, “they were golden.”
The crease of worry between Les’s brows smoothed out into a more relaxed look of confusion.
“It’s just a dirty yellow-green color,” he said while glancing to the right, at his three dreads flopping over the side of his face. “But I guess it sometimes looks a bit like gold in the—”
“No, I mean for real. And your hair was bright,” Floyd cut in, “like, as bright as mine.”
Les hesitated, trying to process Floyd’s steady wide-eyed expression, before pulling a strand of his dark purple hair in front of his face. He inspected it carefully but decided it wasn’t anything out of the ordinary the way Floyd claimed.
“My hair’s always been this shade. Are you feeling okay?”
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#first post of the new year! angst in the style of a cute picturebook illustration + writing. i cooked :D#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#when you've had dark dull hair since you and anyone in your life can remember and you don't even question it because you're part rock :')#and then one evening you are so relaxed and your mind is so at peace in a loved one's lap you just glow bright for a brief second TToTT#i've had this scene in my head since before i even posted baby leslie's design and revealed he has sparkly dreads#ex bandmates#floylie#i got new brushes and i am living my best life#they're stippling brushes and they're so so good for grainy textures#my art#writing#my writing#blowing dust off of my fingers. it's been a while
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Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)
#cithadol#cithis#pattadol#before anyone starts clowning the prison warden is Not a teen! seems to be the fanon for some people but respectfully i Strongly Disagree#anyway back to business - anyone else started shipping them after the modern AU company meal outing comic that kui posted some time ago ?#this ship is even funnier the longer i think about it because Pattadol is not even Cithis' warden ! thats mithrun !#i could see cithis wanting to do her 'seduce my warden' strategy twice (see her lore page) but then she gets mister depression man#so all she can do to amuse herself is focus her efforts on the other cop there as a little hobby. probably helps that pat is young & pretty#but also deeply annoying so finding ways to make her shut up and stop nagging the crew is a motivating endeavor#okay ill shut up now#dungeon meshi#just cooking my stew (art tag)
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hmmmmmmm. something something yoo joonghyuk dragging around the bodies of all his past lives with every step he takes, something something his old companions looking at him and searching for a man who no longer exists except in their memories, something something the old you is dead but sometimes you can feel their corpse breathing down your neck <- this applies to being trans as well
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i love 1999 gears
also the version w/o gears because apparently i've never made a portrait for normal version excalibur
btw this is for the 1st option of this
#fuck i think i actually cooked today#i can say i enjoy coloring this time it's insane#also how the actual fuck did i do that in a morning#it only took like 3 hours from completely blank canvas to finish wtf#peak efficiency#i regret not making a timelapse of this i always forgot to turn that on#actually i didn't plan to do full render when i do the sketch. but i picked the pen for lineart that literally calls for full render#i think mixing some blue in the shadow really make things look better#its like free art quality upgrade#btw the shadow color i use makes me think of the color of iroshizuku fuyu-syogun#which is my favorite color out of all iroshizuku ink#i would be actually surprised if anyone knows what im talking about#warframe#warframe excalibur#warframe operator#my art
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if i ever become religious again, i will solely be interpreting the nature of God by consulting media produced by terminally online and clearly mentally unwell people. think Gene Ray's Time Cube, Terry Davis's TempleOS, and Bob Hickman's... entire online presence
Bob Hickman in particular is fascinating to me for a lot of reasons. first off, his mantra has wormed its way into my brain and i find myself thinking it at the most random times: "God Entered My Body Like A Body My Same Size" tickles something deep in the reptilian corners of my neocortex. also it helps that he spreads this message by making literally tens of thousands of different accounts across different websites, cold calling random phone numbers, and driving this car around Indianapolis:
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what really gets me about his delivery of the mantra is how rote it seems to him. he rattles it off at the beginning of every single one of his video posts, but it always seems like he's a bit distracted and just getting through it for the ten thousandth time so he can say what he wants to. he says it the same way we said the pledge of allegiance in middle school (USAmerican moment), like someone or something is forcing him to.
what intrigues me most, though, is the way he talks about receiving the Holy Spirit. in sharp contrast to the official party line that God is good and being blessed is a positive thing, Bob seems to treat God entering him as a great burden, like some alien consciousness is forcing itself inside. God Entered My Body Like A Body My Same Size, so now it's twice as cramped. God as a parasite; a freeloader; a body snatcher. this is the kind of heresy and blasphemy i can get behind
#yes i know this is all the result of his schizophrenia but he's been living like this for around a decade now#he has a support network (you can see people cooking in the background of some of his videos) and isn't hurting anyone
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Is it bad that I want to see more of that Were-Doc Au?
the people love mad scientist turned big wet dog
#back to the future#bttf fanart#bttf#marty mcfly#emmett brown#doc brown#have this silly little doodle while i cook up some silly big doodles in the meantime :]#aaaand i have just realized i missed a line where doc's other shoulder should be.#whatever. no one notices these things except me lmao#you're not the only one wanting more weredoc hahaha. looks at my 6 other weredoc asks. plus the several ideas i came up with myself.#at this rate doc will appear on this blog more dog than man#anyone who wants to take this au and run off is welcome to as well! maybe you can come up with some science jargon that makes more sense#right now the backstory is he had a bit of einstein's dna for ???? and then messed it up so badly he turned himself into a dog#how? no clue. not even he knows.#kit does an art#weredoc au#just realized this concept is like. the inverse of that au on ao3 where marty used to be a dog LMAOO#havent read it just glanced at it in passing but i think that's really funny
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