#leaning pictures

[bixels]

behold, my character design process.

[demonwolfgoodies]

Contemporary Powder Room Seattle

Trendy concrete floor and gray floor powder room photo with white walls, a vessel sink, solid surface countertops and white countertops

[ninaps]

Just another day on the Enterprise.

[eky-supernova]

Felt silly, happy spring (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[seamistgale]

Bernard was being haunted.

His sus-o-meter isn't up to 100%, but if he's being real, it never is. The downside of being into conspiracy theories was that you were only partially sure which one was more skewed than the other. One day he could be convinced Batman is more cryptid than man, and then he'd stumble on some fascinating witness accounts that make him rethink the Vampire hypothesis.

This time, however, he's fairly sure this sort of freaky shit only happens to people in those cookie-cutter horror movies.

… Except this particular ghost might be of midwestern decent, or something, because they sucked at properly haunting.

Example number one:

It was rare that Bernard had dishes piled up. He lived alone, and occasionally Tim would come to his apartment; with a couple of games, some takeout boxes, and a movie later, there would be way more things to clean up than a whole weekend on his own.

The last time Tim came over, Bernard didn't bother cleaning up for the night, and then the trash just…. Disappeared.

Not like 'a burglar broke in for some weird fetish reason, and my trash is now gone' gone, but more 'the trash is in bags, the dishes are clean, and I swear the air smells fresher' gone.

That was strike one.

He brushed it off because Tim had been there. It was unlikely he just went on a stress cleaning spree at Bernard's place but… Well, Bernard's caught him doing way weirder shit. It's fine.

(it's not fine. You just didn't move things around on someone else's turf.

"…Clean up?" Tim echoed back from the phone, sounding as confused as Bernard felt the following morning. "I-- no, of course not!" and then hurriedly continued to reassure Bernard he'd never do that. Because Tim was nice like that, even after Bernard low-key accused him of giving him the Gotham equivalent of pissing in someone else's yard.

So, that was strike one in the back of his hindbrain that something was up.)

Strike two and three came together.

See, in Gotham's economy, sometimes your employer doesn't have your paycheck the week it should be. Who cares if you need to pay rent through or your landlord will double your rent? Neither your boss nor the landlord in question, obviously. So what he usually did was have a nest egg the size of his rent just in case.

But this month Bernard had splurged a little too much, so he was short. It was nothing big, he was just five bucks short.

The issue was, that his landlord was paranoid and was already breathing down his neck for not paying the next month's rent the day before the new month started. Like clockwork, his landlord put a warning under his door, ready to evict him the same day the month started if Bernard didn't have the rent in cash the next morning.

He knew the eviction notice was at the door, but chose to ignore it because it didn't matter, he'd get those five one way or another by the end of the day.

By the time he came back, two things were out of place. The first was the eviction notice on his table. Again, no one moved someone else's shit around.

Strike three happened while counting his nest egg, and would you look at that! He had more money than he'd counted. Nothing ridiculous, just… He had those five bucks now.

All these little things were easy to miss, or misremember, but Bernard was not most people. But the catch here was… All these things were good things. Sort of.

So not only was this happening when he wasn't around, but they were happening to his… Advantage? He'd even call it good fortune if one was willing to ignore the lack of privacy… And maybe he would have, if this wasn't Gotham. Privacy was a mix between a luxury and a currency. Sometimes a kindness.

In some ways maybe it would have been an effective scare tactic, to mess someone's shit up, but this was not the way he'd personally go about it if he wanted someone to leave the building.

So here Bernard was, staring again at the dishes he had placed as bait, because he wasn't an idiot and tempting a ghost into anything remotely violent was stupid. The dishes were cleaned.

He squinted at the ceiling, then at the rest of his apartment, trying to gauge whether trying to make first contact was going to get him more haunted, killed, or turn him into a Saturday morning cartoon.

Finally, he picked up a cup. Not a glass cup, because why would he give the ghost any ammunition, but a couple of fairly clear plastic cups, a marker, two sticky notes, and filled both cups with tap water decently enough so a mild tremble would be noticeable.

The first sticky note said "Yes", and the second, predictably, said "No."

"So." Bernard sat in front of the cups, feeling halfway like a dumbass for doing this in the first place, and halfway like he's about to do the worst decision of his life because it might just work. "You from out of town, or are you just really shitty at this?"

[nuclearanomaly]

Mundane couple memes my beloved Template [x]

[gorestar]

Third eye

[vixenofcadmea]

“Rook. About what happened in the Fade, or my mind… If I trust my thoughts to anyone, it’s you.”

[erineas]

BRO

papyrus

He’s so hansome

RIGHT?! HE DESERVES ATTENTIONNNNN- 💥💖💖💖

Also, here, have some cringe:

Flirty kabedon Papyrus is kinda cursed but he was half baked in my files so-

Also also bonus thingie:

I love him

[1071png]

collab with @kuneruru we both did phantomquill because we both love that ship <3 they did the sketch and i did they coloring here

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[variousqueerthings]

I think it's so funny (affectionately) that every person to play the doctor so far has been some guy (including jodie whittaker) by which I mean, yes sure DT won some polls calling him very attractive, but essentially he's just a lanky dude who's good at being sad, and most everyone else has equally been some character actor type who because of playing the doctor was getting their picture taken a fair bit suddenly, and JW is a lesbian dream, and every one of them has their fans who find them very attractive, and that's right and good, but... some guy in the end, doing their best for the photographer or deliberately leaning into the silly vibes, because that's what they're known for. meanwhile ncuti gatwa is Modelesque, is a Style Icon, is being shot artistically nude for queer pride issues, the doctor is now in The Club according to that first trailer, everyone's first reaction upon meeting this doctor so far has been 👀👀👀 can you imagine jack harkness??????

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Idk if it's just me or not, but. I was thinking about Dazzle recently, and I had a realization

In nature, only bucks (male white-tailed deer) have antlers. This applies to not just regular white-tailed deer, but to 99% of the entire Cervidae family that they're a part of

Normally, with most animals that are in that family, it's does (female white-tailed deer. Bucks and does are interchangeable with other terms, depending on what member of the Cervidae family we're talking about) that DON'T have antlers

Initially, I thought, "huh, that's a little strange, why give Dazzle antlers when she's supposed to be a girl deer and would grow up to be a doe, that doesn't make sense"

I figured,, maybe it was to help people recognize that she's a deer. Idk man 🤷‍♀️ There are other ways to convey what she is aside from having antlers, I think. This isn't a dig at Meg or whoever designed Dazzle btw, this is just my thought process, and I mean no harm or offense with any of it. Regardless of the design choices and whatnot, Dazzle's very cute and I adore her

Out of curiosity though, I looked up what animals were in the Cervidae family alongside white-tailed deer, and I found 1(ONE) subspecies where the females grow antlers. And you wanna know what that subspecies is?

It's caribou. More commonly known as reindeer

Until I'm told what kind of deer Dazzle's supposed to be, I'm just gonna headcanon that she's a cute little baby reindeer

[yankonmypigtails]

[starlight-eclipsed]

"C'mon, guys! Where's your sense of adventure?"

Legend decides to teach the others a battle technique he learned in Hytopia. They get the hang of it...eventually.

Alternatively: the Tri Threat Heroes

[autumnblooms]

🖤 Don’t dream it, Be it 🖤

@forlorn-crows I thank you for the amazing mental image