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Boston Poolhouse Poolhouse Remodeling ideas for a sizable coastal backyard with a rectangular lap pool
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Container Garden Landscape Inspiration for a large traditional full sun backyard stone formal garden in spring.
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If you didn't watch the US presidential debate the best way I can describe it is Kamala was playing 5D chess while Trump played chutes and ladders
#alternatively she set up rakes all over the lawn#and watched him repeatedly step on them#I usually find these debates too nerve-wracking to watch#but this shit was hilarious#2024 presidential election#presidential debate#debate#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics
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quite honestly we should have a canadian whos sole job it is to make a finn giggle do pressers together more often just for the chaos
if i had a nickle for everytime this happened id have two nickles which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 postgame interview | 11.1.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#sam reinhart#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift and that includes THIS#Shenanigans with a capital S#im sorry reino interrupting a finnish question. to then getting a question aimed at him not translated at all is instant karma#you wanna play? well there you go! consequences of your own actions!#reino wheezing and going that was it? OH HE WANTED TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TOO#“thanks for coming” (reino becomes a giggling schoolgirl)#I CANT BELIEVE THE PRESSER MC HAD TO STEP IN AND GO ANY QUESTIONS FOR SAM BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR SASHA#sashas popular in his hometown mmmmmm#a situation you cant help but laugh in despite being pitied#oh reino#sasha slapping his knee when reino admits he didnt try the blood sasuage kills me#he dresses like my grandfather and now hes acting like him too#truly an oldman#“barky sent me to a thai food place yesterday that was very good”#“(realises how that sounds like and backpedals) but we've had some very good finnish meals all week here-”#“(earnestly) wanna try it tomorrow?” “i did not- (laughs in disbelief)”#“(caught off guard so he acquiesces easily) postgame yeah? postgame if we win again i'll try it”#chat do you think he actually tried blood sausage after the sweep in the locker room#or aha did sasha give him a different type of blood sasau-#theres something to be said about sashas how you say earnesty that is an immovable object you have to bend to whether you want to or not#and reino was absolutely caught off guard by how much sasha wasnt letting the blood sausage thing go#i think its so funny that sasha was gonna let him off easy but then reino said “good finnish meals”#and he snapped his head up so fast like so youll try it 🥺 youll try mustamakkara right 🥺 youll do it tomorrow 🥺🥺 youll do it for me 🥺🥺#he has the insistence of a bull but the eyes thatll melt hearts huh#you can see how quickly reinos resolve crumbled under his captain sole attention#man folded quicker than a lawn chair
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Made another spindle. It's very small. Also very irregular and lumpy due to the wood (I wanted the raised brown lines to stay and erred on the side of caution in how much I cut away...but that did lead to a very irregular spindle).
It also wanted to crumble as I carved, so pretty much all the fine tuning I just did by sanding it, which helps to compress the fibers down as well as remove material without crumbling or splintering.
It really came to life when I oiled it. Probably will be best after a few good coats and some time. My woodburning kit seems to be totally gone, which is a bummer. So I'm not woodburning anymore.
Spins well. Obviously being so tiny and light it was always going to be a fine spinning spindle, but effortless thread from an unprepped piece of fleece is pretty indicative as well. I seem to find myself carving mostly thread spindles at the moment. They're always so small and light in the hand, they remind me of holding baby birds.
#hurt a lot and its the only physical task ive managed today in any capacity#and it exhausted me and im falling over frequently#just from walking the 20 steps to my lawn chair outside the gate and whittling a small spindle#my sister was suggesting activities we could do but they all require holding things really#can barely even hold my phone to type rn#i also cant stop wondering if each spindle is the last i will ever be able to carve because they are so difficult#and take a pretty heavy toll on me. really upsetting to think about because i love whittling#and in an ideal world i would spend a significant amount of time in pursuit of making spindles#but i can't and each one is more difficult and painful#this one i was wondering at what point it becomes unsafe because i lose precision with the knife#when the pain is so bad im dissociating#which i was#switched to sanding instead then#idk man. could i have a shred of certainty about my body ? is that so much to ask for ?#things change and get worse so rapidly i never even have time to adjust to my new norm#there is no norm just rapid decline#i wouldnt have pushed thru the hell that was my teens and childhood if i knew this was what was next#oh well. here i am. whittling spindles thru the blinding pain anyway#what else can you fucking do#spindle making#whittling#supported spindle#vent in tags
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My mom loves to garden and she spends all day outdoors... She's also lethally allergic to insect stings. I dunno how she does it. She says that as long as she leaves them alone they leave her alone which makes sense but I stg every time I'm out there just trying to walk 20 feet from point a to point b I have to do this "omg get away from me" dance with at least one wasp. They really don't have a lot of brain cells. So they will just like keep heading in the same direction I am and then it looks like I'm hunting them. Don't know if I'm allergic, never been stung by one because I also leave them the hell alone, but sometimes "leaving them alone" entails walking all the way around a building because they won't move out of some tiny enclosed space by a doorway. It's wild because an intense fear of bees when you're allergic to them is not even considered a phobia, it's considered a rational fear by definition. It's like having a loaded gun flying around, obviously it's understandable to be scared when it's anywhere near you. She has not yet been stung while gardening though. I'm just hoping she doesn't try to walk it off if she is stung one day
#i mean you dont need to do anything to accidentally provoke a sting#you can just be mowing a lawn and accidentally step on a bee and boom. bee venom#personally I'd rather not know. id rather never find out if I inherited her stupid bug sting allergy#you know what i Am allergic to? mosquito saliva#omg the last round of bites was so bad i have scars from them on my arms#they are unfortunately an allergy that comes to You instead of you accidentally running into the allergen
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YES YESSS UES YUES YESSS YEESSS YESYES
HOLU FICKINGGSHG SHIT YHEESSSS
#ONE MORE STEP TOWARDS THE EVIL BEING DEFEATED#ONCE AGAIN CALIFORIA IS WINNING IN LAWN POLITICS#getting my news from lawnlove.com even thoigh im a profesional lawn hater#im hate following#gotta know what the enemy is up too#lawn posting#text
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I love Jason Todd. I would bully him even if he had a gun pointed at me
#I’m from Florida so they point guns at you if you step on the wrong person’s lawn#jason todd#red hood
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"Oblivion"
The song I had on repeat while drawing this: ZAYDE WOLF x NEONI - Oblivion (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube
So I guess I'm posting DC stuff now . . . WOW it's like the whole rwby thing all over again. Maybe this will b a one off, maybe it won't, only time will tell.
Credit for this particular design of supergirl goes to @rontra although . . . I did take some small artistic liberties.
#DC#supergirl#red lantern#fanart#ctde#rontra's blorbo#just kind of imagining p.g. sitting at the table#sipping tea and reading the news paper#glancing out her window to see trails of red streaming down from somewhere#she steps outside and looks up to see kara hovering ominously outside her house#bleeding aggressively at her#it's a threat#she's being challanged#“I will bleed ALL over your lawn bitch”#“watch me”#how red lanterns mark their territory#I suppose I should also tag#blood#gore#?
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#when shirley calls his bluff and wipes that smarmy smirk off his face. feminism#ohhh my gd they're so. no matter what he'll carry a torch for her until he dies#james spader#alan shore#boston legal#*#his soft little 'oh' barely a breath. he couldn't hold it in he lost himself to the very idea#his soft little whimpers and whines like when tara toyed with him or when lorraine kissed him#he's so bold and assertive he runs his mouth talking such a big game#but the moment someone steps up to him in any way he folds like a lawn chair. like a cheap suit! he can't help it he loves it#his second favorite thing in the world is being in control. his first favorite thing is feeling safe enough to give up control#very very very (very desperate) very good boy
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do you find it harder to draw well when you're stoned? that's my experience, and I wind up putting pressure on myself and that fucks with the enjoyment of being high in the first place. if that has ever been your experience... any tips on how to Not go that? and how to handle decreased artistic abilities when blazed constructively so I can enjoy both being stoned and making art simultaneously? thank you!
well like not to be a killjoy but in all seriousness: i rly can't give other ppl advice on drug use! i'm not u and i'm not in ur body, and it's all too individualized for me to rly be able to talk abt it meaningfully.
what i can say re: my own habits is i've occasionally had cool experiences w weed + making art, but generally those experiences have not been consistently replicable (ppl who follow me on twitter have probably seen me joking now and then about "hitting the ballmer peak, but with weed"; the joke is that this never happens and u usually just end up overshooting it and getting couchlocked. lmfao.) again, super individualized, but for me i've found that a rly important part of keeping my relationship w weed safe and healthy (esp as a habitual stoner) is to keep it purely recreational; it's better for me when i don't use weed to adjust my mood or like, try to "improve" or "enhance" anything outside of like, the experience of eating a burger. if art happens, cool! if not, then it's not in the cards for me that evening. and so i can't rly speak to any experiences outside of that!
#cw drugs#cw weed#also i'm assuming me specifically being asked this might be in relation 2 my game 'smoke weed and do something'#and if so a clarification: the point of that game is def not that weed helps me do stuff lmao. certainly the opposite most of the time#but at the risk of overexplaining my own art i guess my point with that one was more like#u do not have to be on top of things or at ur best or super focused to do Something. and anything no matter how half assed is a good step#there is something worthwhile u are capable of in service of ur desires even if u are folded like a fuckin lawn chair#:)
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BPD culture is feeling like violets are growing from your knees, like clovers are sprouting in your lungs, like dandelions are blooming around your nails. i want to be pretty, and nice, and smart and kind and funny and thoughtful and worthwhile and enough! but i’m just a weed!
i’m just a weed
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#cluster b culture is#bpd culture is#cluster b#bpd#Mod Reef#anonymous#violets are part of one verse of one of the most famous love poems (roses are red / violets are blue / sugar is sweet / and so are you)#clovers (particularly four+ leaf clovers) are popular good luck charms#dandelion leaves can be used in salads and all parts of the plant have historically been used in medicine (esp. in northern hemisphere)#and if you blow dandelion fuzzies away when they get to puffball stage then you get to make a wish#and not to mention. ''weeds'' are considered weeds because they're hardy plants that ''ruin'' the look of a nicely manicured lawn#but they're also part of the first steps in natural regrowth of plains and forests and other such grassy/woodsy habitats#being a weed doesn't altogether have to be a bad thing
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Just got a LOVELY wake up call from my neighbors :)
Nextdoor one started leafblowing or using the hedger idfk and then ofc that signals to the OTHER freaks to do the same bc god forbid we do our own shit alone.
I mean sure it's noon but COME ON RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW YOU JACKASS?!
#marquilla#i was sleeping peacefully#i slept for a nice 18 hours off and on (mostly on) and i was feeling relaxed FOR ONCE but nope gotta keep muh lawn clean#these fuckers would shampoo their grass if possible i stg#i mean /I/ was out raking YESTERDAY at 9am but a rake is near silent unless you're scraping the sidewalk#but i was mostly trying to get the fallen apples off the sidewalk (without scraping them) and get them in a pile around the tree so we dont#step in them but then the animals and wasps that eat them can have access to them#but god waking up to a motherfucker leafblowing on a Saturday is Its own circle of hell
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@kassiekolchek22 @delurkr @mistmoose @ivycross @cupofangst @oblivious-troll-main @somewhereinthepines @myscprin After drawing a young Dar I figured I'd draw a current year version, he'd be in his mid 60s at this point, at least that's where I'd put him 20 years post hoa
#House of ashes#The dark pictures anthology#the dark pictures house of ashes#dar basri#Scars Basri#Elderly Dar should live in the US so he can sit on his porch cursing people out in Arabic#Random American: Mr Basri doesn't like it when people step on his lawn#Dar: insulting their whole bloodline in Arabic#scribblings
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I hate loud noises.
#v true#i had to cover my ears when a car sped by my house#like#bro#why your car so loud?#is it broken?#can you even be going that fast if it is?#ppl are so rude#they treat the street i live on like a race track#someone was going so fast they lost control of their car and took out a wooden electrical line poll#thats happened more that once#one time a lady was running from police and took out a poll and completely uprooted the concert steps we had in the front yard#there was pieces of concert steps all over the front lawn#sorry im rambling#a lot#shut up nicki
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Sad this whole becoming a real adult thing <- person who bought a lawnmower
#hate mowing lawns. working to minimise lawn as much as possible#unfortunately the interim step is lawn but with more annoying crannies#but at least my garden is not the straight rectangle with an orange tree at the back that it was when i moved in#rowena adventures#my garden
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