#laughing my ass off at this lol

[antis-hell]

Yo does anyone know what happened to that did-is-not-real guy?? Pookiebear I miss you🥺 don't let this newbie "fakeclaimer" (they're nothing like your fakeclaims😒) squash all the fun times you had<33

[traumatizedjaguar]

you were a scared dog

[todayisafridaynight]

[oookaline]

just thinking scary dog priviledge but its tim x kon vs red robin x superboy ig

like in civvies scary dog priviledge goes to Kon when someone is being just a bit too friendly with the Wayne kid

Or when he and Tim go to get some coffee and the bartender slips her number onto tims cup who gets picked up by Kon and thrown across the room in such a speed that you blink you miss but- is that coffee running down the window..?

Or in galas where Tim is charming some old ladies and entertaining their grandkids when suddenly they seem nervous for some reason so Tim turns around to see Kon standing behind him with the biggest smile ever just to turn back around and see that the girl/boy who was so willingly flirting with him earlier has gone pale and gave a quick goodbye, "Human disaster strikes again and fumbles badly-" "Shut it Meatsack-"

Or just walking in general, when Tim Drake isn't Tim Drake-Wayne and he doesnt have to wear gala smiles and expensive three piece suits so he's bundles in a hoodie and hunched and cluching his messenger bag like his lifeline depends on it; but to a passerby all they see is tired cat™ Tim Drake who looks delectable and- is that a monster behind him? (It's Kon who's making himseelf taller and puffing his muscles and making sure to hold intensive eye contact with every passerby who looks in Tim's direction with some kind of interest)

But when if their supersonas? Tim takes the scary dog priviledge to a new level.

They just saved some people from a collapsed building and some person is draping themselves all over superboy and exaggerating their hurt ankle. How do we know they're exaggerating? Well, purelly because Red Robin just appeared out of nowhere and slammed the head of his bo staff so hard on the ground near them that it made cracks on the concrete while makingg the pperson jump up and scurry away as well, ankle suddenly fine enough to move again. Red's excuse? "Oops. bug."

Patrolling toguether one night and people are asking for superboy's phottos and autographs and he laughs and smilles and poses and people question why he's alone while laughing and brushing their hands against his arms and he just cocks his head "alone?" and a presence is suddenly felt in the alley nearby and if you focus just enough you can see the outline of someone who absolutely looks and feels like they're planning a murder and everyone just respectfully tales a step back because what the fuck.

Or when they're either talking with new heroes/heroes who don't know them well and just get a bit too close to Kon and suddenly they feel a murderous aura around them just to look around and see Red Robin just staring them down with no smile on his face and they frown because surely this feeling is not becaause I feel threatened by a human out of all-

[tonirollie]

lmfao vivziepop will shit herself at the "written by vivziepop" memes but will also be so open about her dumbass shows having cuss words and sex jokes like bfr

[rumblecrow]

DO NOT TAKE HIS HAND HE WILL PULL YOU TO INTO THE WORMHOLE

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Happy 6 years on variety content dad! Happy to genuinely see you happy!! Hope Dad has a wonderful break!

[plugdrawsstuff]

So that Adam face reveal huh

[phantussyland]

everything reminds me of them

[cobaltfluff]

happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Same energy 😳

[emuanon34]

Reasons why you should never take an Arcane fan to church:

1. They could have religious trauma and/or are not Christian.

2. The old man Viktor fans will thirst for Jesus Christ.

[doubtspirit]

[tiredassmage]

hoth-imperial_agent.exe

[justmeinadaze]

*Tumblr fanfic writers writing Gator be a suave, intimidating, possessive preacher or cop*

Joe Keery and Fargo Season 5 teaser:

[eyeswaitingfortuesdaynight]

on my way to work, i suddenly recalled that yoo joonghyuk's regression stigma had the drawback of not being able to succeed other constellation's stories

the first time i read that, i just went, 'huh, makes sense, his stigma would be even more ridiculously op otherwise' and then i moved on

but now that i have been spoiled to hell and back as to who yjh's sponsor is, it brings a delightfully interesting perspective to this mechanic

oh so you mean the constellation that treats probabality like dogshit can't make a stigma without such a large drawback. that's a little strange - i would have thought the opposite

it's almost like there's another reason why yjh's sponsor would not want him to succeed other constellation's stories.....like maybe they don't want other constellations to touch their incarnation...........🤔 how fascinating