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Day 35
Lando Calrissian from Star Wars is canonically pansexual
#lgbt#lgbt icons#lgbtq#lgbtq icons#icons#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#pansexual icons#pan icons#pansexual#lando calrissian#star wars#star wars icons#lando calrissian icons
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obsessed with the fact that 95% of the conflict in Empire Strikes Back was caused by the Millenium Falcon’s broken hyperdrive and the moment that R2D2 gets on board he literally fixes it with one push of a button
#R2D2 is holding the rebellion together with glue and duct tape#yes yes I know Han and Chewie did most of the fixing#and C-3PO helped#and Leia and Lando#but still#five minutes after r2 got there he rolled over to a button#pushed it#and the Falcon peaced out#iconic#Star Wars#the empire strikes back#r2d2#c3po#chewbacca#han solo#leia organa#lando calrissian#millenium falcon
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Star wars modern au with Han, Lando and Lumpy.
We love you Lumpy but there's so much things going on in that outfit. You look stunning by the way. Also Lumpy is ten and he goes to the same school that Luke and Leia.
Lando (18 years) is an influencer (with a YouTube channel and tik tok, of course) and a Fashion victim. He's also doing a fashion degree (or maybe fashion designer degree I don't know the difference, sorry).
Han is 15, he's in high school and always doing something with his dad Chewbacca in the garage. He loves mechanic like his dad. Also he doesn't understand fashion, he's like you want to wear that Lumpy, sure, why not. Lando is talking about clothe and weird thing again and he's like, sure Lando, go ahead.
Star wars modern au masterlist
#star wars#star wars au#star wars modern au#han solo#lando calrissian#Lumpawaroo#Fashion#Lando is a fashion icon#Wookies don't understand clothes#Han doesn't know what on earth is happening#He's a good brother#In this moment of his life Lando laugh every time Han and his family wear something ugly#Because he can't keep crying#Seriously they're going to burn his eyes#Wookie
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Behold: My aromantic star wars agenda.
[ID: a Venn diagram with three circles, containing a photo of Jango Fett, Din Djarin and L3-37 respectively. The overlap between Jango and Din reads: Single dad Mandos. The overlap between Din and L3 reads: Bestie got fucked over by Han Solo. The overlap between L3 and Jango reads: "My BFF wants to fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid". And in the space in the middle is the aromantic flag.]
#the bffs: zam wesell & lando calrissian#the besties: boba fett & lando again#almost did the aroace flag but i dont actually always hc all of them definitively aroace. jango is tho. 1st ace icon to asexually reproduce#these guys are also like half of my star wars favs. can you tell i have a character type?#this was inspired by my realization that two of my three star wars aros have a bestie who's in love with them actually#l3's in a qpr with lando. jango killed zam. :/ girl can do better#somewhere in the force l3 is telling zam this is why you cant trust men#jango fett#din djarin#aromantic din djarin#l3 37#solo: a star wars story#the mandalorian#star wars#mando posting#could have also been 'fucked over han solo' because thats just how it goes with them but i think he deserved it actually 😌#(alternatively: *cough cough* remove the 'over' op *cough cough*)
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posting pride hc icons multiple times a week - day 4 - star wars original trilogy
guys im gonna go on hiatus for a while!!!!! pride icons will return in july!!!
fandom checklist
#amirah's pride icons 2024#sw#star wars#luke skywalker#leia organa#han solo#lando calrissian#chewbacca#chewie#princess leia#original trilogy
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Star Wars Pride Icons Part 2: Lando Calrissian
Here's one more Star Wars Pride Icons to end the little Star Wars weekend we have going on.
Lando is canonically Pan according to one of the writers of the Han Solo movie. It's nice seeing that they decided to make a character that exist for a long time in the Star Wars universe, becoming canonically Queer.
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You know what? I had a good time with the Mando s3 premiere! It legitimately was a lot of fun to watch and I found I couldn’t wait to get on-line and make shitposts about it, which is the truest sign of my affection for something.
How could I hate that they chose the objectively funniest route for explaining Grogu’s return happening in a completely separate series: DON’T EXPLAIN SHIT. THROW YOUR AUDIENCE IN THE DEEP END OF THE POOL. SINK OR SWIM, ASSHOLES.
There were purrgils! We all know we’re never getting a proper Rebels sequel, but I will take the small crumb of seeing my beloved space whales.
Greef Karga’s fashion game is ON POINT, that man was looking absolutely fucking fine, finally we have a worthy cape successor to Lando Calrissian. The man brought along two droids to keep the hem of his cape off the floor, for fuck’s sake. #ICONIC
KALEVALA IN LIVE ACTION!?!? GASP.
Bo-Katan’s wig is a THOUSAND PERCENT BETTER this season, like where the fuck was this previously, this looks so much more like her!
Speaking of my beloved hot mess of a wife who is also a bitch: I am THRIVING with how angry and messy she is, lounging around on her family’s throne in the castle on Kalevala like she doesn’t care, when she is burning with how much she cares. Everyone has abandoned Mandalore, she feels utterly defeated, and she is so angry but so broken about it. Girl, I am making you some soup right this minute, even though I know you’re just going to throw it at the wall in a fit of anger. Love you, gorgeous.
GROGU DOING THE SPINNY THING AND LAUGHING, SPEED DEMON BABY IS BACK
I thought I was going to hate the Anzellans being put in this, but the MINUTE they started talking and going “Bad baby.” I was irl cackling, PUT THOSE GUYS IN EVERYTHING, THEY ARE HILARIOUS.
Grogu trying to squeeze one of the Anzellans because he wanted a pet was TOP TIER COMEDY.
And on the opposite end of the emotional scale, jesus FUCK IG-11′s torso crawling across the floor to try to kill a baby, practically fucking skittering at warp speed, was TERRIFYING.
I had a good time! I have affection for everyone in this bar! That’s all I’m gonna ask of this show.
#the mandalorian#the mandalorian spoilers#din djarin#grogu#bo katan kryze#greef karga#meta#i make myself laugh and that's all that's important
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top 10 favorite star wars characters atm
luke skywalker and ahsoka tano
cannot decide between literally me irl and my childhood favorite. also their relationships to anakin both kill me and thats whats at the heart of star wars, so i thought it would only be fair they tie (plus its my list, eat my ass)
2. hera syndulla
ghost crew mother turned military leader. she's one of the few female characters we get to see with high military status and we get to see her growth up to that position. she loses so much but she always keeps going because its whats right. also best pilot in the galaxy is hera syndulla argue with a wall
3. alexsandr kallus
BEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF STAR WARS FIGHT ME ON THIS SUCK MY DICK AND BALLS also he's voiced by david oyelowo and that man has such an attractive voice. i fully believe that the fandom would not have accepted kallus's redemption arc w any other va bc the subtlety david oyelowo puts into that performance is fucking insane
4. commander cody // cc-2224
favorite of the clones. to be fair he is everything that a clone is supposed to be which can be boring to some people, but i find it really interesting. his armor is by far my favorite armor in the show too which does contribute to him being up so high, sorry im a sucker for good character design
5. din djarin
father #1 on the list. pedro pascal bedroom voice, need i say more, but i will. hes such a morally gray character in the beginning but hes also so funny. bro asked luke skywalker if he was a jedi. din is the definition of main character who really wishes he wasn't one. also themes of religion and the intensity of different denominations of it is so interesting esp within star wars
6. hunter // cc-9901
father #2 on the list. his fighting style is one of my favorites in star wars, even though we mostly see that from him in his episodes in clone wars. also favorite clone design in terms of how he differentiates himself from the other clones aka not his armor
7. omega
child of father #2 on the list, but she's also so luke/ezra coded. she can make friends with everyone, including hounds, regardless of the shitty hand of cards she's been dealt. also she gambles and is a child which is hilarious
8. artoo
the character ever. if he were an organic being he would have the saddest story in star wars, besides obi-wan shhh. he's there for everything and even when c3po is reprogrammed to work for the empire during rebels, artoo isnt, showing how useful that lil mf is. also anyone that stands up to chopper is so brave in my book
9. torra doza (from resistance)
this is such a random pick, especially bc i dont really like the sequels and this show comes right before them, but i just remember her being such a good character. design again is a big thing in this, but she's also a super talented pilot which i love. she's optimistic and bubbly, which isnt my favorite thing in a character, but i like how she was done so she has to be on here. sorry i feel like nobody knows who she is
10. lando calrissian
is this bc donald glover plays young lando? uh....neways lando did NOTHING WRONG. he gave up han because he had to protect his people and he ultimately makes up for doing that anyways. also charismatic and so so so sexy (all versions of him) what an iconic star wars character
#star wars#star wars rebels#bad batch#star wars resistance#ahsoka series#ahsoka tano#luke skywalker#hera syndulla#alexsandr kallus#commander cody#hunter#omega#din dj#the mandalorian#torra doza#lando calrissian#artoo detoo#r2d2
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Five characters to rank:
Asajj Ventress, Jabba the Hutt, Lando Calrissian, Maz Kanata, and Max Rebo of the Max Rebo Band
1- Lando because come on, he's Lando! He's great, love him.
2- I was so close to put here Max only because I love the goofy design, and I know some funfacts about him, like he was supposed to be playing with his feet but that was a bit hard to do for the movie, also the suit was so heavy that even if it was a person wearing a suit, there had to be two persons has puppeteers to help, the poor guy couldn't even see nor move his head! And, as a fun fact, his band had a rivarly with the jizz band that was playing in the Cantina in a New Hope. The fact that they couldn't quite show that his species uses their feet as hands because of the limitations of the time, makes me think that maybe that had something to do with Sebulba's design, they had CGI now so GL probably was going crazy with designs that weren't possible back them.
But overall, Ventress is a better character, and has actual development and she is cool, so she goes here NKJDSFJNDFS
3- Max, because of all what i said before.
4- Jabba because he's iconic, come on.
5- I had to literally google Maz to know who she was and i was expecting such a background and obscure and random passing-by character, but the fact that she's actually a secondary character that does some important things and i still couldn't remember her says a lot. She's just...there. The most memorable thing I remember of her is that she flirted with Chewie
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Coeli's Picks: Men, part 2
(Multiple movies listed left to right.)
One Dress a Day Challenge
Amadeus (1984) / F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri and Tom Hulce as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Deep Space 9 (various episodes) / Armin Shimerman as Quark
"He has lots of interesting costumes but I think this may be my favorite." (Note: It's known as the "Aztec Cherry" suit.)
Knives Out (2019) / Chris Evans as Ransom Drysdale
"If you haven't seen this movie, you must. Note the holes in the iconic sweater - the costumer used them to show the character's carelessness with his expensive things. He also wears the below jacket and scarf over the sweater in his first scene."
Highlander (1986) / Sean Connery as Ramirez
The Untouchables (1987) / Billy Drago as Frank Nitti
"I don't think this white Armani suit is a super-accurate '20s style, but it makes the gangster look like the angel of death he's supposed to be, so it works! Plus it's just gorgeous."
Starcrash (1978) / Christopher Plummer (slumming) as the Emperor
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) / Main male cast
Lexx (s1 e1, "I Worship His Shadow") / Barry Bostwick as Thoden
"I've never seen the show but ran across this striking look!"
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) / Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian
#anything goes december#one dress a day challenge#one dress a week challenge#movie costumes#men's costumes#television costumes#tv costumes#amadeus#deep space 9#knives out#highlander#the untouchables#solo a star wars story#much ado about nothing#starcrash#lexx#scifi costumes#ds9
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Fandoms I write for:
Mortal Kombat 11/12: | Ermac | Kung Lao | Liu Kang | Kenshi | Mavado | Mileena | Noob Saibot | Quan Chi | Raiden | Syzoth | Scorpion (Hanzo/Kuai) | Smoke | Shang Tsung | Sub-Zero (Bi-Han/Kuai) | Spawn | Takeda |
Star Wars: | Asajj Ventress | Alexsandr Kallus | Clones (request)| Cassian Andor | Captain Phasma | Cad Bane | Cal Kestis | Crosshair | Din Djarin (The Mandalorian) | Darth Maul | Ezra Bridger | Fifth Brother | The Grand Inquisitor | Hondo Ohnaka | K-2SO | Kylo Ren | Lando Calrissian (Young) | Nightsister Merrin | Omega | Obi-Wan Kenobi | Poe Dameron | Qi'ra | Savage Opress | Seventh Sister | Sabine Wren | Tech |
Marvel (MCU/TV shows): | Bucky Barnes | Captain America (Steve Rogers) | Deadpool | Dr. Strange | Daredevil | Gambit | Ghost Rider | Hawkeye (Clint Barton) | Iron Man | Jubilee | Moon Knight | Peggy Carter | Spider-Punk | Spider-Man Noir | Ultron | Venom (Symbiote) | Yelena Belova |
DCU (Movies/TV shows): | Batman | Batman Who Laughs (comics) | Deadshot | Harley Quinn | Joker (2019/Birds Of Prey/Multiversus) | Raven (Teen Titans) | Robin |
Transformers Prime: | Bumblebee | Knockout | Megatron | Optimus Prime | Ratchet | Starscream | Soundwave | Transformers One: | Orion Pax | Sentinel Prime | B-127 | Starscream |
Horror Icons: | Chucky | Ghostface (androgynous) | Michael Myers | Predator (Yautja) | Pinhead ('87) |
Naruto (I'm only on S5 so no spoilers please!): | Deidara | Garra | Itachi Uchiha | Kankuro | Kakashi Hatake | Kotetsu Hagane | Orochimaru | Shikamaru | Tobirama (Second Hokage) |
Apex Legends: | Alter | Bloodhound | Ballistic | Crypto | Catalyst | Fuse | Loba | Mirage | Octane | Pathfinder | Revenant |
Overwatch 2: | Cole Cassidy | Genji Shimada | Hanzo Shimada | Lúcio | Mercy | Reaper | Ramattra | Sombra |
Rainbow Six Siege: | Ace | Bandit | Doc | Deimos | Fenrir | Glaz | Jäger | Lion | Kapkan | Tachanka |
Call of Duty: | Captain Price | Horangi | John 'Soap' McTavish | König | Simon 'Ghost' Riley |
Misc: | Resident Evil: | Ada Wong | Albert Wesker | Leon S. Kennedy | The Servant of the Flame (Sea of Thieves) | Stranger Things: | Eddie Munson | Jonathan Byers | Steve Harrington | Tron Legacy: | C.L.U | Quorra | Rinzler | John Wick (John Wick) | ROTTMNT: | Donnie | Leo | Alucard (Hellsing (anime)) | Daft Punk (band) | Pirates of the Caribbean: | Captain Jack Sparrow | Will Turner | Elizabeth Swann | Davy Jones | Love & Deepspace: | Sylus | Zayne | Predator (Movie Franchise): | Scar | Yautja(s) | Alien (Movie Franchise) (Fluff only): | Xenomorph(s)| Ghostbusters: | Egon Spengler | Stargate: | Anubis | The Terminator (Movie Franchise): | T-1000 | T-800/Pops |
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Link to what I write/not write:
https://www.tumblr.com/amethystreaperwrites/752611993988579328
#reaperwrites#x reader#smut#fluff#masterlist#star wars#marvel#dc universe#transformers prime#chucky#ghostface#michael myers#hellraiser#pinhead#naruto#apex legends#overwatch#overwatch 2#rainbow six siege#call of duty#resident evil#sea of thieves#stranger things#tron legacy#john wick#rottmnt#alucard hellsing#homelander#daft punk#pirates of the caribbean
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List of Your Ten Childhood Ships
Thanks @thefirstcourtesan for tagging me. I'm so showing my age here, lol I'm going to count "childhood" right up through the end of high school for these purposes. God, I'm straining my brain. lol What's sad is, outside of Jodie Dallas on Soap, I cannot even recall a queer character, much less pairing, from my childhood. How sad is that? So this list is def hetero as it comes.
This is in no order - not really...
Princess Leia and Han Solo - Star Wars: OK, this was THE couple of my childhood. I was OBSESSED and still am. There was NO better movie than The Empire Strikes Back. The "I love you." "I know." sequence. Goddamn, I've always had a type; it goes back to childhood. I'm ashamed (not really).
Lando Calrissian & Princess Leia - Star Wars: OK - this is bringing back memories - and this is fucking crazy - I did write fanfic as a kid, and it was a Han/Leia/Lando triangle (as good as a 5th grader can write...). God, I'd kill to have that notebook now, and OMG, what a predictor for DTI. 😂😂😂 Even as a tween, I knew that would have been some juicy triangle that never came to be. lol
Sandy & Danny - Grease: Some asides. I was WAY too young to be watching this when it was out (my Mom was insane). Most of it went over my head, and in retrospect, I am so anti-most messages in Grease - but that doesn't mean I don't still love it. I do. And OMG How I loved Sandy & Danny and danced around my living room pretending I was them. lol
Jessie & Angie - All My Children: I was a soap junkie, so I have a lot of soap ships - but this is one of my all-time favorites. A modern-day Romeo & Juliet, and the soap world's first true black super-couple. Angie's well-to-do family forbade a relationship with her obvious soulmate, Jesse. They eventually got together, but in true soap fashion, that didn't last. A death that wasn't really a death, among other things, impeded. But how I remember watching those summers and rushing home from school to check the VCR and pray it recorded. lol OLD SCHOOL!
Kevin & Winnie - The Wonder Years: This was the sweetest show and first love story. The ending was so poignant and probably led to my penchant for beautiful but heart-wrenching endings. I need to rewatch this sometime.
Maddie & David - Moonlighting: This one makes me sad, thinking of Bruce Willis's current condition. 😢 These two drove each other crazy, but the sexual tension radiated from the TV screen. They were the ultimate "will they???" couple, and even when they did, they still never really got it together, but that didn't mean I stopped rooting for them. Sadly, this show is just about completely not available on streaming/reruns due to musical copyright issues.
Nina Cortland & Cliff Warner - All My Children: Told you. I was a soap addict, and AMC will forever be my favorite show. I don't remember how old I was, but I remember that their wedding took place THE DAY that we went back to school, and my prepubescent little girlfriends and I LOST OUR SHIT. This wasn't the days of reruns, this wasn't the days of DVR, this wasn't even the days of Soap Central (y'all don't even know what that is). These were the days of "You missed it, bitch - so sad." And I was...I was...
Maria & Georg - The Sound of Music: OK - I loved musicals from a very young age, and I am forever obsessed with The Sound of Music. I had a mad crush on Georg as a young girl, proof that assholes with a heart underneath it all have ALWAYS been my thing. lol
Dwayne & Whitley - A Different World: It was not a pairing I liked the idea of - initially. Whitley was such a spoiled, obnoxious, rich princess at the start, and Dwayne didn't seem like he'd ever have a chance, but as time moved on, they made it work, and I tuned in each week, dying for them to finally get together.
John & Claire: The Breakfast Club - What can I say - I have a type? lol This was the iconic couple of my teen years, and if had been writing fanfic at that time, I would have had a treasure trove for them.
Tagging @jamespotterthefirst @liaromancewriter @lucy-268 @genevievemd @angelasscribbles @icecoffee90 @cariantha @doriopenheart @peonierose @potionsprefect @coffeeheartaddict2 @lilyoffandoms @storyofmychoices @annoyingmillenialnewbie @utterlyinevitable and anyone who wishes to jump in and play!
#childhood ships#yeah i'm old lol#there was like NO lgbtq+ representation during my youth#some of my most iconic couples were in the next decade#but I wasn't even remotely a kid then
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I don’t care that they’re trying to canonize Obiwan being bi, he was so uncomfortably misogynistic and straight in tcw.
Literally if you want a lgbt icon Lando is right fucking there. LANDO CALRISSIAN > OBIWAN
Obiwan (thinking I’m a girl) would flirt with me despite the obvious discomfort bc it would give him the upper hand.
Obiwan who called a 9 year old slave boy and a displaced Naboo native “pathetic lifeforms”, and dathomir zabraks (maul and savage) “monsters” would 100% call me a slur sorry
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Who has the biggest Slay™? Poll number 1
Congratulations, you have voted on who will go through the horrors (you have voted, right???) - that means it's now time for the fun part of the Halloween Challenge: Costumes! As usual, I'm an indecisive little gremlin and so I shall now present you with the ideas my brain has come up with.
My beloved judges of style, please decide in the following pageant, based on... How fitting are the costumes? And of course... the funnies. Bonus for style points.
Day Twenty-Eight: Let’s Be Weird Together
We all know of an iconic squad that so many people are just dying to be a part of. Well, it’s your ocs and their friends chance! Day 28 is group costumes!
THE SECURITY/ENGINEERING CHAOS BUNCH
Gordon Malloy as Han Solo (he gets to be the cool one for once <3)
John LaMarr as Lando Calrissian (ladies' man much?)
Alara Kitan as Leia Organa (girl power dot com)
Raevyn Maumahara as Luke Skywalker (she gets to pass off her baton as a lightsaber, I mean, come on now)
THE A-TEAM
Hannibal as Egon Spengler (aka only braincell)
Face as Peter Venkman (the ladies' man, except a more successful one than Venkman is)
Murdock as Ray Stantz (autistic swag - he has a Slimer plushy that he carries with him)
B.A. as Winston Zeddemore nobody (he insists that he didn't agree to this nonsense and only participates once they let him cut off the sleeves on his flightsuit but he secretly enjoys dressing up)
Kit as Gozer (androgynous as heck, has declared war on gender)
THE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
Hogan as Athena (big brain strategy energy)
Newkirk as Hermes (god of thieves)
LeBeau as Demeter (goddess of harvest who is known to become pissed if someone messes with her family)
Carter as Hephaistos (Carter is a blacksmith, except he uses chemicals that go boom in whatever he forges, which creates fire, which Hephaistos is also the god of)
Kinch as Hestia (he is mama bear, period)
Vicky as Aphrodite (her faceclaim is Marilyn Monroe, she is beautiful as all hell - also a known seductress)
THE STRAW HAT PIRATES
Monkey D. Luffy as Mario (he... he IS Mario, okay? Fun guy, red color theme...)
Roronoa Zoro as King Bowser (Zoro would make a great fire-breathing reptile and he deserves to wear leather, spiky bracelets and a choker)
Nami as Princess Daisy (do I need to explain?)
Usopp as Luigi (Luigi is a hero too, okay?!)
Sanji as King Boo (the vibes are there, okay? it would work super well with his suit aesthetic)
Akaito Coraline as Princess Peach (Cora is royalty, okay??? Also, she would love to wear a princess dress even for one day and put SO MUCH work into her costume - alternatively, I could see her as Pauline)
@daughter-of-melpomene @thehedgehogat221b @starcrossedjedis @come-along-pond
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Two part 4
“It’s just…” Alex says, and as he’s on the floor of a supply closet, waiting out a security threat with a Prince of England at the end of a weekend that has felt like some very specific ongoing nightmare, censoring himself takes too much effort. “I don’t know. Doing what we do is fucking hard. But it’s harder for me. I’m the son of the first female president. And I’m not white like she is, can’t even pass for it. People will always come down harder on me. And you’re, you know, you, and you were born into all of this, and everyone thinks you’re Prince fucking Charming. You’re basically a living reminder I’ll always be compared to someone else, no matter what I do, even if I work twice as hard.”
“Well,” Henry says when he speaks at last. “I can’t very well do much about the rest. But I can tell you I was, in fact, a prick that day. Not that it’s any excuse, but my father had died fourteen months before, and I was still kind of a prick every day of my life at the time. And I am sorry.”
“To answer your question,” Henry says. “Yes, I do like Star Wars, and my favorite is Return of the Jedi.”
“Oh,” Alex says. “Wow, you’re wrong.”
Henry huffs out the tiniest, most poshly indignant puff of air. It smells minty. Alex resists the urge to throw another elbow. “How can I be wrong about my own favorite? It’s a personal truth.”
“It’s a personal truth that is wrong and bad.”
“Which do you prefer, then? Please show me the error of my ways.”
“Okay, Empire.”
Henry sniffs. “So dark, though.”
“Yeah, which is what makes it good,” Alex says. “It’s the most thematically complex. It’s got the Han and Leia kiss in it, you meet Yoda, Han is at the top of his game, fucking Lando Calrissian, and the best twist in cinematic history. What does Jedi have? Fuckin’ Ewoks.”
“Ewoks are iconic.”
“Ewoks are stupid.”
“But Endor.”
“But Hoth. There’s a reason people always call the best, grittiest installment of a trilogy the Empire of the series.”
“And I can appreciate that. But isn’t there something to be valued in a happy ending as well?”
“Spoken like a true Prince Charming.”
“I’m only saying, I like the resolution of Jedi. It ties everything up nicely. And the overall theme you’re intended to take away from the films is hope and love and … er, you know, all that. Which is what Jedi leaves you with a sense of most of all.”
Henry coughs, and Alex is turning to look at him again when the door opens and Cash’s giant silhouette reappears.
“False alarm,” he says, breathing heavily. “Some dumbass kids brought fireworks for their friend.” He looks down at them, flat on their backs and blinking up in the sudden, harsh light of the hallway. “This looks cozy.”
“Yep, we’re really bonding,” Alex says.
#sturmhond reads#history huh? bet we could make some (book)#cornbread knows what i have done (book)#red white and royal blue#dear god can alex claremont diaz be any more like me tho jesus goddamn christ the entire star wars debate 😤#I'm suing cmq for emotional and psychic damages fr
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