#lan zhan: i learned that I shouldn't do that!!

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe blatantly manipulating Shen Qingqiu, and Shen Qingqiu just going along with it

Wei Wuxian: Is that healthy?

Shang Qinghua: That's just their kink

Wei Wuxian: 🤔

Lan Wangji: No.

[askew-d]

today i had an idea. that recess therapy channel, but make it wangxian.

teacher lan wangji, who recently adopted a-yuan, carried out his son’s desires to create a youtube channel interviewing other kids. he’s totally inept at it in the beginning, but fortunately his brother helps. and who would've thought? his son ends up making friends and he really finds children’s minds fascinating.

until their channel gets quite big. like, two million subscribers kind of big. other people interviewing him kind of big. and soon enough, his brother says, “wangji, huaisang wants to be part of one of your videos! he said it looks fun!”

nie huaisang didn’t have a large fanbase without reason. he was a well-known digital influencer with over ten million followers and a good writer. though lan wangji finds him odd sometimes, he accepts it. it couldn't bring any harm.

famous last words.

after nie huaisang, a lot of celebrities wanted to join in. lan wangji imagined it was for that facade of selling a good-hearted image inside the industry, but as long as a-yuan seemed to be enjoying, he continued.

in the two years he had the channel, he progressed to five million followers, hosted many top-tier artists along, interviewed hundred of kids — some more enthusiastic than others, that’s rather true — and received some proposals from famous entertainment companies to work with them, which annoyed lan wangji.

he continued being a teacher, a father and a host content creator for long, and one day, his son was checking his emails with him and jumped in excitement, “baba! look, look!”

lan wangji looked. it was a request from a certain wei wuxian’s agency, that, he later discovered, was one of the singer’s a-yuan and his close friends have been listening to lately. apparently, his rock band was very influential internationally, and when having a tour around china once more, he wanted to join for a video (why would his thirteen-year-old a-yuan be interested in rock music when humanity had the classical ones, he could never imagine).

lan wangji accepted, because again, it couldn’t do any harm.

well, maybe he should learn more about that expression, since wei wuxian was absolutely infuriating.

he was just a handsome, dauntless man in tight black pants and an oversized hoodie with the shiniest smile he has ever seen who got his son's favour in just minutes of conversation and could not, for the love of god, stop teasing lan wangji. lan wangji shouldn't be that affected by someone. he shouldn't be affected by the way he didn't care about social manners and plastered himself on lan wangji's side all the while he interviewed the kids as if they were intimate, but oh, what one shouldn't do truly wasn't how one acted or felt.

he found out that wei wuxian did have a good voice, although he secretly thought that he wasted it with those loud songs about rebelling against the government. he found out that he was exceptionally careful with children, withholding a balance of fun and wisdom; he had that carefree creativity and treated their worries with seriousness, struggling not to let them think he judged them childish. lan wangji was truly amazed at his character, and soon, they had recorded about four videos together.

and when it was all uploaded, the comments and views exploded. people focused more on them together than on the kids. it became the most viewed videos of his channels in no time.

"lan zhan, the numbers are growing each day! i'm so happy for that," wei wuxian said on the phone afterwards (when he proposed the idea of exchanging numbers, lan wangji was hesitant, but wei wuxian insisted that it was for them to share bunny videos, so he gave up on fighting the man, but weeks passed and they still talked more about their lives than just sharing said content). "but tell me, lan zhan, i think my amazing presence did bring some touch to your channel, won't you treat me to something as a sign of gratitude? you told me your family had a rule on being polite..."

they did have one. lan wangji told him once and it was enough to be engraved on wei wuxian's mind. he sighed and said, "mn. does wei ying want to have dinner with us tomorrow?"

wei wuxian laughed in apparent joy, and he shook his head slightly. it would be good to have someone over for dinner once in a while, beyond his brother. maybe he'd even buy some wine and meat for him, just as he said he liked.

lan wangji talked to wei wuxian some more, the other explaining about how his band would perform the upcoming sunday. they also talked about children, books and traveling. and on the other side of the room, a-yuan giggled in mischievousness.

[phagechildon]

Randomly thought of this while showering.

A modern Wangxian au where someone framed Wei Ying, making it look like he was responsible for a big fire(explosion) at a Christmas Party that all major companies were invited to. Yanli was severely injured, but okay.

Since then, Wei Ying hid in the shadows, trying to find who or what organization was behind it. Everyone assumed he ran away, not wanting to face punishment.

Years later, Lan Zhan, an on-duty (undercover) officer tracked a suspicious person to a museum. Just as chaos breaks out, someone slams into him, knocking them both down. It's a woman with ankle-length auburn hair and a face full of makeup. Her eyes are honey-comb in color, but her expression is full of shock.

She looks familiar.

Heart-achingly familiar.

Instead of chasing after the suspect (at this point the fire alarm is going off, proof that someone set it off to escape as water is spraying from the sprinklers), he instead chases after this woman who's now running away from him. She kicks her heels off, even so, Lan Zhan should've been able to catch her. There's only been one person he hadn't been able to catch.

Finally he catches the woman, mainly because her feet are now bleeding from the streets. He pins her to the wall, makeup half washed off from the sprinklers, wet hair sliding off, revealing a wig.

They're both out of breath, exhausted, yet Lan Zhan pulls the wig off, seeing long dark brown hair in a flattened bun.

"Lan Zhan, who knew you'd turn out to be so pervy?"

That voice - his entire soul froze in disbelief.

Wei Ying. This was without a doubt Wei Ying, the one he had fallen in love with, the one who had falsely been blamed, the one who went missing eight years back. His cheeks were sunken in, an obvious sign of lack of nutrition.

And his voice, so recognizable, yet so much softer and lighter than before.

"Wei-" Said man pressed a finger to his lips, glancing nervously around them.

"They're probably listening. Would a strong, strapping man like you escort this feeble maiden home?" Lan Zhan rose an eyebrow in disbelief, only making Wei Ying smirk more. "It's the least you can do for making me lose my shoes!"

.... there was so much he wanted to say, so much he wanted to comment on, but Wei Wuxian was very intelligent. If he said someone might be listening, he was probably right.

"Apologies. I mistook you for someone else." Not a lie. He didn't know who this was when he gave chase.

Without hesitation he swept Wei Ying into his arms, carrying him bridal style. A deep (adorable) red stained those pale cheeks as those eyes fluttered in disbelief, revealing a little bit of his natural silver eyes now that his contacts were slightly askew.

"A-ah, you don't have to carry me! Put me down!"

"No," he simply said, tightening his grip when he felt the other squirm. "I am doing as you asked. I'm escorting the feeble maiden who shouldn't be on her feet."

Lan Zhan follows Wei Ying's instructions, driving him to a shady looking bar that's three stories high. Normally he would assume his friend just wanted to drink, but this felt different.

They enter through the back, the kitchen staff looking up at them in shock. Wei Ying let his hair loose, waving to everyone and - was he using sign language?!

The employees sign back, looking both worried and relieved.

Eventually Wei Ying whispered "there's stairs to the left," and he carried him up to what looked like a large living room. Someone was playing a piano, a walking stick propped up against the wall near him, and a child slept peacefully on the couch. Wei Ying motioned for him to go up the next set of stairs, leading him to a small den that had been transformed into a room.

"When did you learn sign language?"

"Ahahaha, well, there's a lot you don't know about me, Lan Zhan." And it was true. All around the room were Styrofoam heads sporting different kinds of wigs, both male and female. Dozens of non-prescription contacts boxes were tossed all over. Clothes were thrown haphazardly in one of the corners, forcing them both to sit on the bed. This obviously wasn't Wei Ying's first time wearing a disguise.

"I saw a suspicious person go through an employees only door the day of the party, and instead of saying something, I ran after them. They noticed and ran, which made me give chase. He ran by the kitchen and hit a switch, and everything went black"

"Why didn't you tell that to the police?"

Wei Ying blinked up at him with a sad smile. "You think I didn't?" Lan Zhan didn't understand. The responding officers were good friends of theirs, people who have been friends with their family since they were little. They knew Wei Ying. Might not have been fond of him, but knew he would never do such a thing. Yet Wei Ying wouldn't lie about this either.

"They nearly killed me, Lan Zhan. They hunted me down, even used their damned hell hounds. They wanted me dead so they could pin the whole blame on me without further investigation. That's when I met them, my new family."

Wen Qing and Wen Ning were out shopping when someone tried to rob a now blind Wen Ning. Unable to stand by, Wei Ying swooped in and stopped them. After that, they kept running into each other. Eventually he learned the Wens had been at the same Christmas Party and Wen Ning had suffered a nasty head injury, resulting in blindness. Hearing he was searching for the one responsible, they teamed up.

From there, they gathered their savings and bought this rundown building, turning it into a bar. It brought them business and income without the attention. They also got to chose their hours. Most of then Wens who stayed with them had disabilities such as being mute, blind, or deaf.

"It's... been a long time since I've had a long conversation like this." Wen Qing was fine, however she was hardly home, always taking shifts at the hospital to give them a steady income when the bar was slow.

Lan Zhan, against Wei Ying's protests, helps clean and wrap his feet, agreeing to work together to find the one responsible and clear his name.

"He knows I'm on his trail. He's planning something, something big. We can't let him succeed this time."

And so Lan Zhan escorts a beautiful woman around town, one who's mute (which is so ironic since Lan Zhan couldn't get him to shut up when they were growing up), and when Wei Ying feels mischievous, he arrives at meet up locations in a different wig and a completely different kind of outfit, giggling as people start spreading rumors that Lan Zhan has turned into a player.

That's all I have so far XD Hope you guys like it! Just a shower idea

[gentrychild]

mdzs AU where either lwj is better at communication (mr not even my brother knew I was in love until I attacked 33 of our elders), or wwx less of a brickhead (mr did I become gay bc of being in the body of a gay)

Holy shit, Anon, did you need to roast them like that? I know that this is nothing but the truth but I am pretty sure you killed Wei Ying again and Lan Zhan will need another year to heal.

Before I start, I must apologize because I feel I can't make them too good at communication without making them OOC.

1 - This happens during the "Come back to Gusu with me." scene. Instead of jumping to the worse conclusion, WWX, who is absolutely exhausted and whose brain is barely working, looks at those beautiful, all concerned, golden eyes, and asks "Why??? Why would you want me to go back to Hosu? With you?" He genuinely doesn't compute. LWJ explains that he wants Wei Ying to come back with him because he is worried for him. Wei Ying looks like he hasn't slept in six months. He might die. WWX is confused as to why someone would care about him but also kinda moved. He thanks LWJ but explains he must go back to Lotus Pond to see his sister. LWJ nods and informs him that he will accompany him there. They go to the Lotus Pond, informs the shijie that WWX is alive and then WWX, still heavily sleep deprived, kinda follows LWJ back to the Lotus Pond, passes out and proceeds to sleep for the next week. LWJ is elevated.

2 - Now, JC might suck at communicating but he knows a sibling stealer when he sees one. He thought his sister was safe after the soup incident but he apparently should have watched out for that awful Lan! He breaks into Gosu, saying that LWJ cannot marry his brother. To everyone's surprise, WWX is "Why not? He is [lists an endless list of of all of LWJ's qualities and why he would make an excellent spouse]." LWJ's ears are fully red while LQR and JC have passed out from sheer rage, which was WWX's plan all along. He informs LWJ that it's time to go hunt Wens again and he leaves, with LWJ running after him.

3 - There is nothing romantic about a war but WWX and LWJ learn to know each other more through it. They are partners in this war, always by each other side. WWX learns that LWJ doesn't hate him and that he was looking for him during his disappearance because he was worried. He calls LWJ his friend. LWJ learns that WWX cares about him. It's even possible that he realizes WWX doesn't have a golden core anymore (and why).

4 - After the war ends, the other clans are looking at the grandmaster of demonic arts and being "Maybe we should... get rid of him?" The Lan elders are not happy about someone using the demonic arts. But the Lan brothers immediately "Oh, we just know you're not about to throw under the bus someone you were all too happy to use against the Wens during the war. Pretty sure it would break a couple of rules." and pretty much tells them that if WWX is punished, they will share his punishment since they helped him during the war and didn't try to stop him. JC, who can't do less than those two Lans, also warn that the Jiang clan will stand by WWX. Which is very good because WWX rescues the remaining Wens the next day. And brings back his friend back to life. LWJ is too in love to be annoyed but JC screams so much that he loses his voice for a week.

5 - However, since WWX keeps being WWX and playing with dark forces, someone breaks it to him that it would be better if he forged a powerful alliance with a clan. Now that I think about it, it's Wen Qing, so there is a moment of confusion where WWX thinks WQ wants him to play matchmaker for her and JC (he was really enthusiastic about it). WQ had to spell out that he should marry LWJ. WWX is shocked. LWJ obviously deserves to marry someone wonderful and shouldn't be shackled to someone like him. LWJ appears (was he actually near them or did he teleport after sensing someone talking about WWX's marriage? Your guess is as good as mine.) and he informs WWX that if he's not opposed to it, this is actually an excellent idea. WWX is not opposed to it. WWX is under the impression LWJ is doing that to keep the peace. It's okay, though, he will soothe LWJ's sacrifice by being the best cultivation partner he can.

+ 1 - Cue a very ridiculous fake marriage for WWX and LWJ trying to pull a Fake Wedding to Lovers AU. Since it's pre timeskip LWJ, he fails but it's okay, WWX is the first one to kiss him.

[sillygoofyqueer]

The Untamed review: episode three!!!

Nooo, the tavern has been fully booked, who did this to them 😔

PRETTY WOMEN

MIANMIAN!!!!!!!!

Checking them out, Wei Wuxian??

Of course it's the Jin clan, god, money-hungry bastards

Steal it. You know you want to.

Wei Wuxian, what are you up to???

Don't put the blame on other people!!!

Go on Mianmian, you're such a badass

Hehe, Yuando

Look at him giggle!!

You fucking flirt, it's funny that you're so gay as well

And now you introduce yourself, white /aff

She's such a good wing woman, I like this girl

GO ON MIANMIAN!!!!!

He's not a playboy, he's gay

I love them both so so kuch

JIANG YANLI!!!!!

My poor baby girl

Who the fuck is kicking them out

Kill him. Just- kill him.

Who's this bro criticising everything???

Mianmian, it's not your fault he's rich 😒

As if he needs all those people

Look at her, ain't she so pretty??

What the fuck is Wei Wuxian holding?? A stick

Who does this bozo think he is

Shut your mouth, bozo

Jiang Cheng is being too civil

Let Wei Wuxian at 'em

Nobody needs that many servants

Hehehehehe, he's such a tease.

Bro's like 'don't touch me peasant'

Drawing your sword against WEI WUXIAN?? Dumbass

Bbg, you deserve so much better. You're much prettier than him.

So neat 😔

FUCKING RUDE

The bozo needs to learn how to whisper

Wei Wuxian, you're ruining the tension

I want to flick my sleeves as well

THEIR TICKETS!!!!

They were kicked out by a pompous monster

He's always thinking of alcohol

Who knows why they were arranged to be married

THE SIMULTANEOUS SHRUG

CLOUD RECESSES!!!!!!!

Bros can't even get in

They look very good in white

LAN WANGJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's very good at hearing, no point whispering

What's up with him???

Bro's chilling

Look, it's his boyfriend

The way his eyes stay on Wei Wuxian for a moment

He's very stern, leave him alone

Wei Wuxian looks like he's gonna cry

Ahhhh!! AHHHHHH!!

The silencing spell!!!!!!!!

I like how he hits Jiang Cheng, like it's his fault

LAN WANGJI PAUSED FOR HIM, AHHHHH

He's literally just going to find the invitations, don't worry

It looks chilly lmao

Awww, Wei Wuxian is not one to be easily embarrassed

Jiang Yanli 😭😭😭

Who's that??

LAN WANGJI!!!????!??!

He literally got everything and now he's been ditched

Alcoholic 😔

Wei Wuxian looks so chuffed with it

What is bro doing??? HE JUST BROKE IT

Look at him, so jolly with himself

He's fucking clambering around like a little squirrel

"Oh, hey boyfriend"

Look at him glare, I'm cackling

The fucking side eye

The way he clutches the alcohol so protectively

He's giggling so much

HE'S TRYING TO SHARE THE ALCOHOL WHAT A GUY

Trying to silence you because you're so hot, my guy

Even their fighting is gay for each other

Okay, seriously, what the fuck is Wei Wuxian holding in his hands??

Bro, guy has actual skills and you're shocked??? What a guy

Why can't someone gay fight with me like this?

Literally threw himself off a building just to save his alcohol

"turn around" EYOOOOOO FOR WHAT

DON'T INSULT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CLAN, WHORE I LOVE YOU

"I can drink OUTSIDE the Lan boundaries, right?"

The way Lan Zhan grumbles like a toddler

The silencing spell, what a guy, I really love Lan Wangji

What's wrong with this fool? That looks nasty.

Hay pretty boy LAN XICHEN XOXOXO

Oh. Lan Qiren too. Hi.

Wangji shouldn't be bringing around any corpses.

CULTIVATORS GOING MISSING?!?????

Lan Qiren what are you doing bestie

He looks angry hahahaha

Grumble grumble grumble "who's making that noise?" THE STAIN UPON YOUR CAREER

Lan Xichen is being so polite and kind compared to Lan Wangji, I have to wonder how many people preferred him to Lan Zhan upon first watching this

"I can't blame the innocent, but I can't defame our rules 😔" so sincere

"how would you like to punish this guy?" Lan Xichen, I love you, but how the fuck would Lan Wangji ever want to punish his boyfriend?

TRANSCRIBE THE PRINCIPLES THREE HUNDRED TIMES???!?! LAN WANGJI, YOU SADIST

The fear in Wei Wuxian's eyes is my favourite part I think, really brings it all together

Anything but that, lmaooo

"bro, get rid of the silencing spell, pleeeaaaseee 🥺"

Bro is literally lying, I love him.

The hesitance as he backs away, cackling

BLAMING IT ON JIN ZIXUAN!!!! THAT'S MY BOY!

At least he's being honest about the Emperor's Smile.

"I didn't even get a sip before he broke oneee ���😭" He's just fucking complaining and I love him for it

I love that Lan Wangji is just staring into the distance casually without any sort of expression. He's so me

He may have violated the principles, but he's just a little guy.

Of course he can't.

"also, he helped the Jiangs get in-" "brooooo, why would you drop me in like that???" Is what I think Lan Wangji would say if he talked often

The romantic music playing I'm cackling

THE CHEEKY SMILLLEEEEEE

He looks so teasing as he wanders over, who couldn't fall in love with that

Bro's grasping his sword because he has never felt this gay in his life

The puppy dog eyes "I'm sorry, okay? 🥺🥺🥺" Is killing me. I too would become gay for this guy.

Lan Xichen smells the gay tension and cuts through it with a sword

THE POUT HAHAHAHA

WOAH. Dead body. He's literally calling them out.

NIGHTLESS CITY?!??!

WEN QING YOU'RE SO PRETTY!!!!

Booo, not Wen Chao.

Stop. Trying. To. Do. Evil.

Take your brother with you, who knows what they'll do to MY LITTLE MAN.

Yes, yes I am.

Wen Qing nooooo

You've bowed three times now

Show off.

Nah, the wind is fucking insane right now

THE CORPSE IS SITTING UP AAAAAHHH

Wei Wuxian is literally in the wrong place at the wrong time.

He's literally a genius, oh my god.

Lan Wangji wanting to be in sync with him ahhahaha

"he's like a puppet" me too

Brilliant makeup, by the way. Props.

Gazing into the moon like any good gay person would.

Brotherly bonding timeeeee.

Chatting about the corpse in the other room lmao

I wouldn't mind living in Gusu.

HE'S JUST GOTTEN BACK BRO. I love them so so much.

He probably has been too strict on the gay guy. But they're actually such a good team.

HE WANTS HIM TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!

Name dropping Wei Ying, matchmaking for real

Lan Wangji looks pissed but he's just kind of in love, it's fine.

Which corpse are you? Tag yourself.

XUE YANG, YOU VILE LITTLE THING. HOW ARE YOU.

Fuck off Wen one name or another

L there's only a shard of it.

Xue Yang is such a guy, I love him so much. Listen to him giggle.

Just kill him yourself, Xue Yang.

I'm going to fucking eat him, PLATONICALLY.

Watch him strut!

Bro wants to beat the clan, he knows how to barter with someone #icon.

[eyes-of-mischief]

weekly fic recs | 42

fandoms: bnha, hq, jjk, mdzs, tgcf

bnha

Flare Signal by achievingelysium

(graphic depictions of violence)

AU. Midoriya Izuku shouldn't be surprised he ended up like this: hiding the secret of One for All from his own father, the notorious villain Dragon. The path to being a hero is a hard one.

Or; Izuku is an aspiring hero forced to work for his father’s villain organization. Then he runs into All Might.

Fingers Itch, Are You Pistol-Whipped? by iizukuus

(explicit) (graphic depictions of violence)

Katsuki crosses one leg over the other in his seat when Todoroki stumbles into the conference room an hour and a half late. And yeah, Todoroki’s fucking killing him with that glare of his. Lip’s twitching, tugging, fingers going like he’s getting ready to lunge at Katsuki over the table, but he won’t. Can’t. Realistically, Katsuki didn’t do shit. He’s not Todoroki’s maid, he’s not his fucking mother, and the asshole can consider this payback for the six-day old dishes in the sink. Katsuki wasn’t gonna give in, but at a certain point — you gotta do what’s good for the apartment as a whole. In the end, IcyHot wasn’t getting on it and Katsuki spent two hours scrubbing and putting away a mess he didn’t make. So no, Katsuki isn’t gonna ride Todoroki’s dick, but Todoroki can sure as fuck suck his, cause that’s what he gets for not doing his fucking chores.

Or: Katsuki and Shouto just need a little love in their hearts.

to learn to be (me) by thekingoftrash

(mature)

In order to deal with the shit show that is his life, Shouto's always relied on some unhealthy coping mechanisms to help. It starts to become a problem at UA, but luckily, there are some people in his life that'll do whatever it takes to give him the life and happiness he deserves. It just might hurt a little in the meantime.

Or a lot. But hey, nobody said it'd be easy.

hq

Scheming Students by LindtLuirae 

“To be fair,” Atsumu says, biting into his favourite fatty tuna Onigiri and chewing thoughtfully. “I keep catching students gossiping about us.”

That gives Kiyoomi a pause. “About us?”

“Aha,” Atsumu nods, finishing his onigiri with relish. “Like they pass notes ‘bout us bein’ cute together.”

jjk

Antipathy by CalicoColors

It's not a problem like Itadori thinks it to be. It's just a habit of his, a quirky little trait. Some people pick their skin, or crack their joints, or cover their mirrors. Megumi just doesn't like to eat.

mdzs

Company by WithBroomBefore

Lan Wangji is fourteen when the dying boy comes to stay at Cloud Recesses.

synesthesia by uchiuchi

When the darkness fades away and a face pops up, Wei Ying almost falls out of his chair.

What the fuck, he thinks. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.

Wei Ying counts to three, takes a breath, then shoots upwards. “Sorry, I dropped my pen,” he says, not even trying to make his lie sound convincing, because what the fuck, Lan Zhan is gorgeous. He has the brightest eyes Wei Ying’s ever seen, the nicest, longest eyelashes, and black hair draping over his shoulder. This guy has clearly won the lottery of attractive genes, which means he must be lacking in something else, like maybe his voice—

“It’s fine.”

WHAT THE FUCK, Wei Ying thinks. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

(In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan, students from different universities, are assigned to complete a senior project together.)

Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm

“Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

“I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

tgcf

your arms, my home by astrocosmos

One by one, Heavenly Officials have begun to vanish without a trace. It's up to the remaining few to uncover why.

—or is it?

two idiots don't cancel each other out by astrocosmos, moonsteps

“Gege? What’s going on?”

Xie Lian has gone bright red, his eyes flickering back and forth between He Xuan, who he’s still laying on, and Hua Cheng, who might have gone into actual shock.

“San Lang! We’re, we...uh, this is—”

He Xuan takes a deep breath, sends a prayer to the dead hermit crab he had when he was twelve, and says, “Xie Lian and I are dating.”

(Or: He Xuan gets dragged into a love triangle he never wanted to be part of.)

willow branches and flowers by curiositykilled

“Xie Lian?” the doctor asks.

Xie Lian had thought it safe enough to use his name after this many years, five hundred past the death of Xianle, but he questions that belief as her brow furrows.

“Ah,” he says, uncertain how to proceed but certain that changing it now would only raise her suspicions. “Yes?”

“Like the shrine?”

-

After a mishap helping a village get rid of a malevolent ghost, Xie Lian stumbles upon a mysterious shrine and its keeper and discovers his most devoted believer in the last place he'd ever think to look.

[rosethornewrites]

NR, E, & M reading since 2/2

Finished

Not Rated:

Meng Yao becomes Baoshan Sanren's disciple, by nirejseki

Prompt: Meng Yao somehow ends up training under Baoshan Sanren

Something About Curses and Rabbits, by chutesandleaves (locked)

Literally that's it.

Kind of. There's only one rabbit. There are other rabbits but they're not featured here.

Explicit:

The Second Jade of Lan's late but incendiary sexual awakening, by KizuKatana (2nd in a series, 6 chapters, locked)

Lan Zhan was not interested in sex or romantic relationships. He had watched with a dismissive glance as his classmates made fools of themselves and wasted a considerable amount of time and energy on various hook-ups and romantic entanglements.

Aside from the fact that his lack of sexual interest kept him laser focused on his school and research, Lan Zhan’s reason for it was based on something more fundamental. He did not enjoy the company of most people fully clothed, and he couldn’t really imagine that improving if they were naked.

Which was why he found himself shocked at the visceral image that slammed through his system of grabbing Wei Ying by his messy ponytail, forcing him to his knees, and fucking his mouth until he cried.

Dream of Me, by KingdomFlameVIII

On a chance encounter in a remote village, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji investigate a series of kidnappings.

Wei Wuxian learns something about him in the process.

Mature:

Silence Like a Cancer Grows, by julomaiboulomai

Wei Wuxian is cursed to tell the truth on a nighthunt between the end of the Sunshot Campaign and Phoenix Mountain.

Reconnaissance, by TomatenMark

The Sunshot Campaign is over, but only just.

Determined to finally get through to him, Lan Wangji seeks out Wei Wuxian who is selfmedicating in a winehouse.

Turns out, once Lan Wangji has him in his grip, Wei Wuxian has peculiar trouble freeing himself.

Or alternatively, the fic that was born from my fascination with how effortlessly Lan Wangji could hold coreless Wei Wuxian down during the stolen Poenix Mountain kiss and what that might mean in a different setting.

Overwhelming Enthusiasm, by Shadaras

When the library’s alarms went off, Lan Qiren wearily expected to arrive to find an apologetic Wei Wuxian—possibly with one of the young disciples who looked up to him—explaining that No really I didn’t mean to touch that, I’m so sorry, let me reset that for you.

Unfinished

Not Rated:

A Matter Of Time, by Thyone14 (locked)

Wen Qing remembers dying by the same flames that decorate her robes. Then she wakes in Cloud Recesses. By some miracle, she's been given a second chance.

And she's not the only one.

A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand, by FrostyAngst

“Jiang Cheng,” Wei Wuxian started, “Don’t worry about it. I am sure Uncle Jiang and Madame Yu will be able to make up somehow. Or maybe we can do something to help them –”

“Don’t stick your nose to somewhere you do not belong! This is my family matter, it is none of your business,” said Jiang Cheng.

Wei Wuxian widened his eyes.

When Jiang Cheng felt there was a deafening silence, he suddenly realized what he had just blurted out. He looked up, but he could not see what expression Wei Wuxian was wearing. His senior martial brother – his brother, already had his back facing him, walking away from him.

Jiang Cheng stretched his hand out, trying to reach out to his brother, but he was left frozen when he heard the words that came out of his brother's lips.

“I am sorry, I will make sure something like that will never happen again.”

- In which Jiang Cheng said something he shouldn't, and he needs to find a way to get his brother's forgiveness while the so-called brother is spending his time in Cloud Recesses, and rumors of an upcoming wedding that will be held in Cloud Recesses soon are spreading all around.

Explicit:

hold out your hands, by Aminias

Oh no, this is bad. How could he have forgotten Wei Ying's considerate nature? Lan Zhan wants to marry him; technically this isn't their first meeting so Xichen will have to allow it. The characters for Wei Ying's name are written across his cup and Lan Zhan files that information away. It will be important to get the proper spelling of Wei Ying's name right later, he wants no mistakes when they go to the courthouse.

or

Lan Zhan hasn't seen Wei Ying since he gave him his first gay awakening. Now five years later with Wei Ying in front of him he handles it with as much chill as you might assume.

Time Unwinds in a Kaleidoscope of Red, by vamprav

Wei Wuxian falls through time and hits the ground in the Burial Mounds. After taking stock of his situation he decides that things will be different this time, even if it kills him, starting with that disastrous reunion with his brother and future husband.

Mature:

Cutting Out a Different Path, by Sunflower1778 (locked)

Wei Wuxian woke up with an old back pain and the lack of a familiar warmth by his side. He groaned, moving his arm around the bed to feel for Lan Wangji.

Except what he felt was not a bed.

Startled, he got up only to find himself on a familiar slab of rock in a very familiar cave.

where the shadow ends, by colorfullysarah

It happens too fast.

A-Xian cries out, a garbled sound of pain, and Jiang Yanli stares at her brother in shock as he crumples. She can feel A-Cheng tense behind her as they both watch in muted horror as the sword that stabbed their brother is yanked free. And before she can even form the thought, she’s throwing herself forward over A-Xian; a protective barrier.

Her back screams in protest, but she cannot let A-Xian die.

Or, Jiang Yanli lives and attempts the impossible by bringing her son and both of her little brothers back home, the rest of the cultivation world be damned.

I whatever you, I will stand by your side, by Lizziewriter07

Wei WuXian almost died during Jin ZiXun's trap. He would have retaliated with all his might if it weren't for A-Yuan being terrified and right behind him and Wen Ning. Instead of killing Jin ZiXuan, he was hit by a fatal arrow in the heart while trying to protect the little boy. After disappearing from the cultivation world for five years he was... "invited" in a rather peculiar way to help two great clan leaders in a problem with their sworn brother.

Or,

Lan XiChen knew his younger brother like no one else. He knew him well enough to know that seeing Wei WuXian again after all those years of not knowing anything about the young master would make WangJi do something extreme. In order to be aware of what would happen and to help, ZeWu-jun proposes a sort of alliance with Wen Qing. Together, they come up with a well-crafted excuse to leave them alone for a while.

Paint it Black, by Forever_Marie

Wei Wuxian is saved by the Gusu clan after being abused by the Jiangs. Sort of. They kinda just take him and hide him for years. He is recognized at the lectures and his peaceful life is slowly unraveled.

(My take on a Wei Ying, raised in Gusu. Still a clown but with different baggage)

[eleanorfenyxwrites]

Food for thoughts: Lan Sect Wei Wuxian could lead Lan Qiren to reconsider the rules, the amount, the purpose of them, and what they truly stand for.

If they're just there to give guidance, shouldn't lessons or morality their sect motto be enough?

If they're there to contorl their sect members, to leave them little agency and choice, then what kind of sect do they want to become?

Wei Wuxian's presence within the Lan Sext could be the catalyst for that kind of a change. A reflection for Lan Qiren on how far he has allowed the rules to contorl his life, and those if his nephews.

Does he want the Sect to stifle Wei Wuxian, to mold him into the antithesis of himself? More importantly what does Wei Wuxian want?

How can Lan Qiren reconcile the idea that a child has desires outside of what are considered appropriate for a child (talismens designs, staying up late, trauma inspired habits from living on the streets, like hiding food, hoarding every little thing he considered 'useful' or every gift he's given. His tendency to hide food based gifts because he doesn't think/know he can have them again... etc)

How could he ask? And what would it look like to his nephews if he gives freedom for a strangers child that he does not them? How can he balance caring for Wei Wuxian who is traumatized in a different way without Lan Huan and Lan Zhan questioning if he loves them?

Two things could happen for Wei Wuxian in the Lan sect depending on where you want to take it.

One: he absolutely enthralls his teachers with his enthusiasm to learn, to consume anything related to Cultivation and quickly proves his genius.

In turn the Lan sect comes to the uncomfortable realization that they have a static way it teaching, one that does not help their students, but browbeats them and expects them to confirm to the Lan thinking.

Two: the teachers are annoyed and their dicks to Wei Wuxian and his presence in the Lan Sect always feels unwelcome.

Character driven stories like this focus on the feelings of everyone involved, ultimately is this a story where Wei Wuxian finds a home in the Lan Sect? Or does he find a home in the world beyond?

If your goal is to make the Lan sect a home for Wei Wuxian, it is the people around him that will sell that.

Lan Qiren- resolution for his character (given the story so far. I haven't read all the updates, don't get mad, I'm sorry I'll read them soon.) I think taking the mantle of sect leader completely would be best. Him stepping into a role he doesn't want, but can't make room or a home for his nephews or Wei Wuxian if he doesn't, might be a good way to go?

Wei Wuxian-considers Lan Qiren a second father? (Er-fuqin?) He sees what Lan Qiren had done for him, out of kindness and love? And sets forth to do the same?

A theme running through canon and fics : family isn't just blood and big dramatic displays. It's a daily choice.

I'm not sure if any of those helps. It's been a few months since I read the fic, I'm sorry if this is just a waste of time

That's not a waste of time at all! (And don't feel bad about not being caught up, I'd never be mad at that ❤)

I think you're absolutely right that a lot of LQR's growth needs to come from re-learning his own place in the Sect and some of the things that maybe he'd always taken for granted that WWX helps him see don't necessarily need to stay as they are. It's something he's already done in small doses throughout the entire fic/his relationship with raising WWX as a very traumatized and free-spirited child alongside his own differently-traumatized and much more reticent nephews, so I don't think there's any reason not to expand that to the Sect/rules as a whole!

And as far as WWX goes, I definitely want him to have a permanent home in the Sect which means yes, some things will need to change to accommodate him, and that's something that can be done out of love for a boy who's a truly prodigious cultivator who can help everyone see that there's more than one way to do things.

These are all very good thoughts, thank you for taking the time to send them in!

[whumpbby]

I am thinking that, say, JC's whole sexual experience is the teenage visit to the brothel and whatever the fuck was that with Lan Zhan.

He does to the Wisteria House to see the same jiejie - at this point she's a Madame and takes care of other girls. She's "Sect Leader Jiang honours me with his presence, however I am not the prettiest flowet we can offer him."

And he's like "No, I'm not here for that. I have... questions."

"Oh, is this about the young master Jin?"

What? No! ...although he never took Jin Ling to a brothel and now he kinda thinks that maybe he should - if what Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji do is a result of a lack of knowledge... he will have to speak to his nephew soon. However!

He's all serious and stiff, all about a friend he is concerned about. Being a cultivator creates situations where you have to face multiple strange things - and sometimes these things are your friend's bad sex techniques.

So, like, if he remembers correctly, it shouldn't go like that, eh?

Madame Li listens patiently and hisses in pain at appropriate moments - that clues Jiang Cheng in that he was on the right track. These fools were suffering!

"However, I may not be the best person to help in this case," she said with a sweet smile. "If Sect Leader deems to wait a couple moments, I will call for someone much better equipped to answer his questions."

And he's like, no, wait, don't want more people to know about it! - but it's already too late. The Madame called for a servant to bring them chrysanthemum tea. A couple moments later the door opens and their tea is brought in by a beautiful young man dressed in finest silks. Jiang Cheng gets a bad feeling about this.

"This one is Su, Sect Leader, one of our finest flowers. He will be happy to help you with your problem."

Oh no. She misunderstood - it wasn't for him! He didn't need to know... well, but there wouldn't be a point in coming there and not knowing, would it? How could he scold Lan Wangji next time he saw him if he didn't know any alternatives??? And the young man was really pretty, barely any makeup, and his figure was slender and slick. And seemed to take his task seriously. And the brothel was very discreet. It won't hurt to learn some tricks - gods knew that sex-curses were common enough in the world to always be prepared. Hell, JC heard that rogue cultivators usually carried oil on them for that very reason! He will not stand anymore bad sex!

Thus begins Jiang Cheng's journey of self discovery as he explores the realm of cutsleeve sex.

I love the pics where JC/wangxian get sex-pollened and dual cultivation is the only way out. Love every single of these.

However, an idea struck today xD

Say, the thing happens, sex pollen threatens their lives and they have to fuck and JC agrees to it reluctantly. He doesn't want to die so may as well let the Second Jade fuck him - it's a marginally better option than ungraceful death-_-

Except, the sex is so bad.

So. Bad.

Jiang Cheng lays there, forced to take it, gritting his teeth and questioning his choices. It can be, can it? Lan Zhan has been very openly in a physical relationship with Wei Wuxian for five years now. They apparently fuck all the time, if Lan Xichen's stilted complaints are anything to go by. So how is Wangji so bad at it??? Is it because he hates Jiang Cheng and doesn't care to make it good? Well, fuck him then-_-

But no. Because when Wei Wuxian's turn comes, it's still... not good.

Jiang Cheng sits there, aching and exhausted, and cannot stop looking, because he's concerned. They are going at it like a pair of blind monkeys. Is this what they think sex is??? It looks painful (and it is).

He leaves, full of concern and frustration.

When his father left him in a care of the expensive courtesan right after JC's sixteen birthday, it was completely different. He was nervous and embarrassed, but the jiejie was very patient and inviting, and they've spent a very nice afternoon as she taught him what to do on his wedding night. To his initial mortification, the lesson included *gulp* anal sex.

"In case future Jiang-Furen wishes to take a ride on your pillar without being distracted by possible consequences." She told him with a sneaky wink.

She seemed satisfied with his performance and, well, pleased, throughout. And he found the act quite pleasurable, if a bit scandalous (and doubly exciting because of that).

It cannot be that different when it's men, can it?

Can it?

Wei Wuxian, at least, was an avid reader of Huaisang's spring books, he should know the basics at least!

Except... well, father never took him to the Wisteria House - mother would openly murder both of them if that happened. And, as much as he flirted and chased girls, Jiang Cheng knew his shixiong was too busy with training and pranks, and never actually had a girl.

And Lan Wangji had the personality and charm of a tree stump, and he was famously in love with Wei Wuxian since they were boys.

Could it be that they were both goddamn virgins when they came together? Could it be they didn't know that sex was supposed to be better? Was this as far as their imagination went???

Jiang Cheng himself wasn't a regular customer of brothels and his libido was quite low, but even he knew your ass shouldn't ache for days after (and wasn't that a fun and humiliating experience in trying to heal that part of his body?). Lady Li very patiently explained to him how to ensure his future wife will leave their bed sated and relaxed.

He shouldn't care, really, what business of his was how Wei Wuxian and his husband fucked? He'd rather not think about it.

...But he was thinking about it. And it wasn't giving him peace!

Thus, after two weeks with very little sleep and a lot of punching things, Jiang Cheng found himself in the Wisteria House, asking to see their best male courtesan with the intention of asking some very embarrassing questions.

[vermillioncrown]

we never had a birthname for mxy, right?

ha hahahaha

=

"xuanyu, your cultivation knowledge isn't bad at all," the praise came out from his own voice, with wei wuxian's inflection.

control over the arms were also ceded over to his senior, and the hands were turned over, eyes trailing down one marred forearm and another unmarked. fingers touched the raised, furiously red scars and mo xuanyu felt a sour heartache pulse from wei wuxian's mind.

"cultivation foundation, too," wei wuxian added.

"you have been helpful," lan wangji's solemn voice interjected. "gratitude must be given."

mo xuanyu couldn't help the uncomfortable feeling, like being too large for one's own clothes, that followed hearing those words. even if he only heard them as echoes, removed from the surface of control of the body as he was, wei wuxian was insistently pushing the sentiment towards him.

"we can be called something like... close friends now, can't we?" wei wuxian tended the fire as he spoke aloud, "confidantes, as lan zhan and i are." wheedling in his voice never seemed so - philanderer father that he was, jin guangshan and his choice of bedmate always passed on genes that resulted in beautiful children. wei wuxian has learned to use the body to great effect.

"xuanyu, can we not address each other more intimately?"

what's the use of naming something that's transient? the frustration of the thought wells up, and he is unable to contain the whole of it. a hand reaches up reflexively, gripping the bottom half of the face.

"you can't leave!"

lan wangji is by wei wuxian's side instantly, firm hand guiding another away from a bruising grasp.

"wei ying, let go," he says. be it meaning the hand on the face, or letting his spirit go - mo xuanyu can't tell it apart.

"i can't," wei wuxian answers to both, "it's as they say - the yiling laozu is a monster, a terrible person; but i can't let you do this, mo xuanyu. even - even at the very least, for my shijie's son."

the thing with being an intangible spirit was that there was nowhere to truly hide. barring access to exorcism or suppression talismans (of which wei wuxian would never let himself near anymore), mo xuanyu was an unwilling audience to everything.

"jin ling cares for you, no matter what he says. i can't take another person away from him."

guilt. there was enough of it to make him sick, even without a body. perhaps the longest lasting feeling mo xuanyu has had, besides the pervasive wrongness of thrice surviving, was guilt.

the right arm, control pulled and easily given, reaches for a branch. a medium of dirt forgives any inelegance in the strokes.

莫欽 - mo qin

while it takes wei wuxian a few moments to digest the sight, lan wangji's grip on the other arm tightens.

"that... is -" even with his usual reticence, the loss for words is apparent. "your mother did not -"

no, my aunt spread it around before my mother could get a word in edgewise. to admire, to respect, to adore - why shouldn't this child be, she'd say sweetly? one of such noble birth?

my mother took it as another knife to her chest by family.

"it was his aunt," wei wuxian confirms out loud. "that madame mo."

lan wangji lets go of the other arm, and moves to strike the name from the dirt. the vehemence of the action looks alien, through layers of perception, to mo xuanyu.

he turns to face wei wuxian, taking off his outer robe to swing over the body's shoulders. "it does not have to carry her spite." his imploring look, the insistence in his tone - they all demand attention. "you are worthy of praise. of admiration -"

"don't take it to heart," mo xuanyu cuts through lan wangji's words prematurely. he can feel wei wuxian's muted amusement, and something else in the background. "i don't."

a pause, and lan wangji reaches back over to adjust the outer robe higher on the body's shoulders. "... as mo qin says, then."

[deistarr]

Tags I honestly appreciated on AO3 (various fandoms):

The Canon Did Not Spark Joy | So I Made It My Bitch

If The Canon Does Not Spark Joy Throw It Out

Scott McCall Can Have A Braincell. As A Treat.

Relationship Pairing: Albus Dumbledore/His Ginormous Ego

Lan Wangji's Canonical Inability To Tell The Difference Between Instant Hatred & Instant Attraction

LWJ Gets Sexually Aroused For The First Time | He Mistakes The Feeling For Murderous Rage | It's A Very Confusing Time For Him

Fix-It Via Accidental World Domination

Accidental Overlord Tony Stark

LWJ Can Punch JC In The Face. As A Treat.

JC's Canonical Torture Habit

Gender: Tired - Sexually Attracted To: Beds

Everyone Deserves Better | Except For JC | He Can Suffer

Fluffy Vore-Adjacent Behaviour

Please note that this list is by no means comprehensive. It just contains the ones I remember off the top of my head at this moment.

Some of my favourite tags that I have used:

(Not So) Secretly A Virgin

Tiny Time-Travel Hell-Child

LXC Has The Braincell | Oops | No He Doesn't

Now With A Hundred Percent More WangXian!

Albus Dumbledore Is Not Actually Evil | He's Just Very Bad At Being A Decent Person

OC Was Not Expecting Reincarnation | Again | She Wants To Know Why Fate Keeps On Giving Her A Penis

The Genitalia That Must Not Be Named

If You Didn't Want To Be Blackmailed | You Shouldn't Have Done It | Sounds Legit

Hello Alcoholism | My Old Friend

LWJ Tries To Be Good | He Fails | To Be Fair | WWX Is Terribly Tempting

For A Fic Without Any Sexual Content Some Of These Tags Sound Incredibly Inappropriate

Mostly Canon Compliant | Except That Lan Xichen Actually Got Laid

Lans Gone Wild(TM) | Featuring Nie Mingjue As: The Voice Of Reason

Body-Swap Gone Wrong | AKA | That Fic Where Wei Wuxian Pees Lan Zhan's Pants

It Doesn't Have To Be Biologically Possible They're Hybrids Karen

Lan Xichen Can Have A Little Harem. As A Treat.

Jin Zixuan The Beautiful Lan/Jiang Sect Concubine

Nie Huaisang Saves The Day | He's As Surprised As Anyone

I Wrote This Instead Of Sleeping | Then Fell Asleep Instead Of Posting It

LWJ Stabs His Father | Non-Lethally But Still | It's Surprisingly Cathartic

The Mortifying Ordeal Of Discussing Your Sex Life With Your Family

Trip To The ER With Something Stuck Inside Your Dick | Somehow Everyone You Know Shows Up | Thanks Huaisang | That Was Not Actually Helpful

That Moment When Everyone Learns TMI About Your Sex Life

Lan Xichen Accidentally Starts A Revolution In The Lan Sect | This Was Not Supposed To Happen | Rebel Leader!LWJ

Lan Wangji Needs Friends | Xichen Just Never Expected Him To Make Them This Way | This Is Not Going As Planned

Asexual Relationship | Where Neither Of Them Are Actually Asexual | This Is What We Call A Lack Of Communication

BAMF Nie Mingjue | Why Is That Not Already A Tag? | That's Basically His Entire Personality | I'm Feeling Very Insulted On His Behalf

Nie Mingjue Pretty Much Lives To Kick Ass & Take Names | If He Disapproves He Won't Hesitate To Let You Know | Loudly & At Length | He Practically Exists To Smite Evil-Doers & Fuck Their Shit Up | Anyone Who Says Nie Mingjue Is Not BAMF Is Lying | Or Else Really Not Paying Attention

NMJ Is Basically The Chinese Version Of A Spartan Warrior | Charging Onto The Battlefield With Baxia Held Aloft | Wearing The Blood Of His Enemies | "This! Is! Qinghe!!!" | When I Read The Novel My Brain Dubbed Him "Chinese Leonidas" | CQL Did Nothing To Dispell That Impression TBH

BAMF Uchiha Shisui | WTF Is That Not Already A Tag? | Danzou Only Beat Him Because Of Izanagi | With The Stolen Sharingan Shisui Didn't Know He Had | He Kicked Danzou's Ass | While Poisoned | And Fending Off ROOT As Well | He Won Until Danzou Got An Unexpected Do-Over | And Even Then He Still Got Away | He Might Have Been Dying But He Still Escaped | Uchiha Shisui Is A Total BAMF | This Is A Hill I Will Die On

Severus Snape Has Asperger's | No One's Ever Handled It Well | At All | Especially Not Dumbledore | It's Why He's So Bitter | Snape's Just So Done With Humanity | And With Human Interaction In General | He'd Like To Go Live Alone In A Nice Cave Somewhere | And Never Speak To Anyone Else Ever Again | Dumbledore Insists On Keeping Him In A School | Where He Was Bullied And Traumatized | Surrounded By Screaming Adolescents | Who He Can't Just Ignore | He Has To Teach | Interact With The Hellspawn | Be A Role Model | Severus Snape Regrets Everything

[rosethornewrites]

Wednesday-Saturday NR, E, & M reading

The usual

Finished

Not Rated:

When somebody loved me, by SweetLavender01

It's cleaning day at the Lan house and Lan Sizhui with the help of a diary discovers that Wei wuxian hid more than he should have.

Explicit:

I'm gonna love you, by Lanwangjisnights

“Lan Zhan?” he whispers, kneels down next to the bed where he can spot his friend’s outline, where black hair lays ruffled on white sheets. He stretches out his hand, gently touches a bare shoulder, whisper-asks again, “Lan Zhan?”

His friend's eyes blink open cat-like slow, his head turns even slower, “Wei Ying?” he asks, his voice sleep rough, barely audible.

“Hey,” Wei Ying whisper-greets awkwardly, “I’m sorry to disturb you. My neighbours are too loud. May I sleep here?”

Or:

Wei Ying flees his room because of a neighbouring couple fucking too loud, too long.

He finds sanctuary in Lan Zhan's room.

Or alternatively:

Lan Zhan really can't help but to have a taste of Wei Ying

Mature:

Kiss and run is a crime, Hanguang Jun, by laniakea185

When Wei Wuxian finds out who kissed him, he obviously can’t just let them get away with it. He decides to have some fun…

Unfinished

Not Rated:

A Blessing in Disguise, by Sherry_T

Wei Wuxian found it strange when Wen Chao's guards took him inside the fire palace instead of the dungeons, he was fully prepared to accept the punishment when he provoked Wen Chao but he didn't expect that he would be thrown into a bedroom, blood drained from his face at the implications but surely Wen Chao shouldn't know his true secondary gender, it can't be possible......

The door opened and for his utter surprise Lan Wangji was thrown inside

" Lan zhan.... what" Wei Wuxian can't complete his sentence as Wen Chao was barged into the room with his minions

AKA

Wen Chao has different idea to punish Wei Wuxian but it turned out to be entirely different

Why a notebook hidden under my brother's bed?, by lilpuffs3

Lan Xichen had always believed that his brother had a great life.

He was the second in command of connected and firm enterprise, and had a long good life ahead of him.

Of course, he knew that his brother did feel lonely, and tried again and again to introduce him to good people, but it seemed like Lan Wangji simply wasn't interested.

So, what was a highschool notebook, that clearly wasn't Wangji's, doing under his brother's bed?!

Aka, the one where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go to the same highschool but loose contact when Wei Ying is disowned by the Jiangs. So, Lan Zhan keeps his notebook, and maybe also his feelings for him.

The smell of Sandalwood, by sanlangsteponme

Wei Ying can only climb into Dage's lap and let's the alpha scent him. It feels so safe. Like he's being held by family, a brother. He falls asleep before a-sang is back home.

"What happened dage!? Is he okay?"

" He's fine now a-sang. Those Jiang's are still after him it seems. Wei Ying is exhausted. His state of being scares me a-sang."

Nie Huaisang only gritted his teeth and went to prepare a-ying's bed. He'll deal with those bastards later.

Or

Wei Ying gets kicked out after his first heat and the Nie brothers look after him.

Lan Zhan is drinking vinegar in the corner.

The Oubliette, by Ruixx

Wei Wuxian never thought being a spouse could be a valid career path. Now married to to the mysterious, quiet Second Jade of Lan he has to learn to navigate through the notoriously strict Gusu Lan clan and make himself home. Unfortunately war looms on the horizon and his enigma of a husband doesn’t seem to have much of a plan other than screwing him senseless. He’s not complaining, really.

A Matter Of Time, by Fuck_It_Up_Kenneth

Wen Qing remembers dying by the same flames that decorate her robes. Then she wakes in Cloud Recesses. By some miracle, she's been given a second chance.

And she's not the only one.

No Loss, by eb4life

After being forced to remain stuck in his wolf form by Madam Yu, Wei Wuxian conforms to her wishes of making it appear that he's runaway from home by doing just that. When he's God knows how far from home and manages to get captured by the knights of a king he's only heard rumors of, Wei Wuxian expects to be killed or imprisoned as the king's personal attack dog. He doesn't expect to move from "exotic pet" to "closest friend" within only weeks of his stay at the king's side. This story is inspired by Bisclavret.

Explicit:

The Space Between Us, by TempestFlame

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were once considered a doubles pair to watch as they rose through the ranks of tennis players in China. Though they were each skilled individually, together they were practically unstoppable. But things ended poorly between them, and they haven't seen each other once since the downfall of their partnership.

But when they meet again, two years later, their connection is still stronger than the distance that has grown between them, and they seize their second chance at standing together with everything they have.

Imbalance, by blueingaround

In hindsight, Wei Wuxian should probably have known something like this would happen. But he was the first person to really invest so much in demonic cultivation and the only way to find out more about how things worked was to simply try them out. The thing about having to deal with ghosts and often harvesting their anger for power is that you can’t really choose which ones are the best fit, especially when you’re desperate and need all the help you can get.

aka Wei Wuxian has an imbalance of yin energy and can't deal with it on his own bc he doesn't have a golden core anymore, he needs to dual cultivate with someone, but in the middle of a war, he has no time and trusts no one, things escalate from there

Mature:

If Plan A won't work, there's a Plan B!, by SplitGirl28

Since discovering the truth about his Dage's death, Nie Huaisang was pissed and dug into Jinlintai considering his brother's unusual hatred of Jin Guangyao that warranted investigation. He discovered schemes that also led to a former classmate's death, his best friend's cornering and murder via weaponized stupid idiots by the Jins...all to have access to Demonic Cultivation in Jin Guangshan's bid for power.

It was then he discovered through his spies that Mo Xuanyu, a boy who resembles Wei Wuxian except for eye shape befitting a Jin, and a rounder face, was yet another of Jin Guangshan's spawn. Taken to Jinlintai a year after his best friend's murder and made to research Demonic Cultivation as he had no aptitude for orthodoxy yet very proficient with it. He spent years befriending the boy on the sly...and made plans.

One won't give him his brother back even if he gets revenge...the second plan will get him what he wants at a huge cost. And this young boy will help him!

Break my heart myself, by Sesugi

Lan wangji would not be like his father he had thought. No. Never.

So he let Wei Ying go.

He watched with his heart clenching painfully as Wei Ying, his Wei Ying, walked away. Farther and farther away. Till he and Little Apple became all but tiny smudges of black on the rolling green landscape, before disappearing completely.

"WEI-GONGZI WAS FOUND STABBED WITH A ROPE AROUND HIS NECK HANGING FROM A TREE"

The Jingshi's colours swirled in his vision as Lan Wangji's vision went black, he thought he heard his name being called by a frantic voice. But it hardly mattered.

Nothing mattered now. Nothing at all.

Get it right (this time), by AmiraAlzilu

Death would be a fate too kind for Wei Wuxian. He should pay for every sin he committed.

At least that’s the only explanation he has for this impossible situation. After falling from the cliff he woke up in his 15 year old body, just before his months of study at Cloud Recesses.

So, thinking it was for the best, he decides to disappear when he was supposed to be searching for their lost invitation.

Little does he know someone else came back in time with him.

Say my name and his in the same breath, by ataratah

Wei Wuxian is used to making a space for himself in places where he is not wanted. It should not surprise him that Cloud Recesses is the same, even if his soulmate is one of the twin jades.

The fault in my core, by luckymoonly

Blood was seeping out of Wei Wuxian’s wound steadily as Wen Qing was finally about to try to extract his golden core without killing him.

Until she saw it. It wasn’t only the pain medication that was altering his core after all.

Bloodsport, by SkullFeather3063

Before Jiang Fengmian could find him an orphaned Wei Wuxian was rescued by Baoshan Sanren. He was raised up in the celestial mountains by people who loved and adored him, looking forward to the day he got to descend and follow in his mother's footsteps.

Confident in his abilities but lost in his knowledge of this new world, Wei Wuxian decided to attend the educational event at Cloud Recesses to integrate himself into the Cultivation World.

Here was where his story began, where love first blossomed, and a new world was forged for the two youths.

This is a story about love and what people will do to get a taste of it...

Head and the heart, by Janelle24601

(This story moves away at some point from the canon story)

Lan Zhan loses his memories after an accident at fighting the Wen’s at Nightless City. He can’t remember the last few years. The war, being indoctrinated and humiliated by Wen Chao, and most importantly for his brother and Uncle he can’t imagine ever meeting Wei Ying. Lan Zhan never fell in love with the most unsuitable cultivator possible, he can now live a life more suitable for his station without being dragged down by the YiLing Patriarch. It seems too good to be true. Maybe it is! Meanwhile without the balance of the Lan's the cultivation world has been aiming their hatred at both Wei Ying and the Jiang Sect, forcing Wei Ying to make some hard choices. By the time the Lan's and the cultivation world need Wei Ying's help once again will all this time apart without Lan Zhan’s guidance and support mean the new Wei Ying still feel anything for Lan Zhan?

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@absolmon ohoho I didn't think about JL but no I am and he's... not happy.

Seeing that Sizhui and Jingyi were a part of the group that preformed the desecration of his jiujiu, he's not a happy sect leader. You may not want to insult the Jiang Sect Leader, but it's even worse to insult him and then face the Jin Sect Leader.

Jiang Cheng keeps the whole thing a secret both due to his pride and of who the suspects are. He cannot get rid of the pup, because cultivator bodies are not great at removing parts of them, and... he doesn't want to.

It might have been a deeply confusing and barely consensual happenstance, not something he'd choose for himself, not the people he'd ever consider to sire his heir... but it was done and one thing JC knew how to do was rolling with the punches. He was going to keep it and fuck the alpha who sired it. It was his pup, no one else's. His sect will accept the child and if anyone has any issue with it they will have the whole of Yunmeng Jiang to deal with.

Except, Jin Ling is not placated that easily. Once he learns about it (after pressuring jiujiu into telling him the truth, which only happened because JC couldn't stand his nephew beig horrified at the idea of an assault on his person...) he's livid with his friends and his daijiu. How could they?! How could they do that, lose themselves to their instincts and then not take responsibility for it?!

"Now he has a pup and you don't even care!" He finally loses his cool and explodes at his friends. He will punch Huanguang-Jun in the face, no matter what!

...except that is exactly what he shouldn't have said, because none of the four alphas had the slightest incling of the risk taken that night.

WWX chokes on spit, because JC never said... never indicated that this could have been a risk! He just told them to fuck off and left, and WWX left him alone, because he didn't want to stress the omega even more!

And to know he can be a sire of his shidi's pup????

Lan Zhan instantly runs calculations and decides that he needs to take responsibility - he will not leave a pup of his fatherless-_-

The juniors are close to fainting. Sizhui needs to sit for a moment, because he can't imagine himself being this irresponsible! He needs to help and take care of his accidental mate! Jingyi still cannot believe that he'd been inside of the Sect Leader Jiang at all. And that it may have consequences? His parents will murder him in the woods.

And that's how Jiang Cheng wakes up to four alphas invading Lotus Pier, each of them adamant they will take responsibility and be a father to his pup and won't take a 'fuck off' for an answer.

Jiang Cheng doesn't even know which of them is the worst option to be the biological sire-_-

Soooo a/b/o idea.

Omega!JC, stressed with life in general, decides to take a break na goes on a night hunt where he, unfortunately, crosses paths with LWJ and WWX who took their juniors out on an 'adventure'. Well, a group of alphas lead by the Huanguang-Jun and ForgiveAndForget Wei Wuxian is not conducive to relaxing, but abandoning his prey to the alphas is not something he is willing to do - he'll be damned if he gives way to some fucking knothead. He'd spent the last two decades showing alphas where they can shove their superiority complex!

However, in his zeal to capture the wild yao, he gets a bit too close and ends up dosed with sex pollen that sends him into an immediate stress-heat and the alphas around him into a knotting frenzy.

It's an affair that everyone wishes to forget and the alphas swear under the threat of ball-removal that they'll never mention anything to anyone. They split ways, promising to forget.

Except JC cant forget that easily - not when two months in, his stomach starts to swell and his head medic tells him he's carrying a pup.

Jiang Cheng would gladly murder the alpha responsible - if he knew who it was!