#lame ass ship tbh

[sleepyc63]

you ship bbq?100/10 you should be the most popular tumblr user everybody like comment subscribe ring the notification bell

me... liking barbecue.... impossible.

[littencloud9]

i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH

[valodia]

[dontfuckingbother]

No one knows shit about Blackbeard and that's why.

To be honest I don't blame Taika for completely giving up from learning anything about the real Blackbeard and making him his own, new character.He was right, you can't find shit about him.

Was his last name teach? Or maybe it was thetch? Or was it Thatch? Or he made it all up? What was his name? We think it was Edward, but was it? That's what he told other pirates that he TOTALLY trusted.

What did he look like? He was scary as fuck, that's all we know. Oh, and he had black beard.

He was not gay for stede bonnet, but he was helping some lame ass loser for no reason and was taking care of him and his ship when he was injured. Oh, and he probably robbed a whole city looking for a medicine, that was probably for Stede. So maybe he was gay.

Oh and he most probably was born in Bristol. But no one he knows tbh. He had a mother. And he had a father (maybe even a step father)( one of them died, and the other one was killed by Ed, or maybe he wasn't).

He somehow got to the Caribbeans. And became a pirate. But that's all we know, basing on a fanfic some dude that we totally can't trust wrote in the 1700's.

[onepieceoftheoceanblues]

More One Piece X Batman au ideas/hcs

Just more assorted ideas from this OP Batfam au here iv been playing with. All you have to know is the Batfam is now in the op world tho!

-Im leaving the og post with multiple options but im def leaning twords them having their own Pirate crew, and either ally with another canon crew or have ties to the Revs, or both. Im unsure on what they'd be called because the Bat Pirates or Bat and Bird Pirates is kinda lame lol so ill figure something out later, and also am open to suggestions!

I feel like they're very open about being Vigilante-Pirates, working like or with the Revs but still being Pirates. It catches on pretty quick for them, and later is a classification used for other similar crews. Also, yes they follow the Pirate Codes and learn the traditions! They mostly learned out of curiosity at first but learned how important it was and kinda just fell into them.

Here's the set-up on the crew for those with official position, though they do have a lot of crossovers (Any positions not specifically mentioned are just done by all the crew or when needed, or not needed at all);

Bruce is the Captain, and Navigator (Tho I feel like all of them learn how to navigate just in case). The crew mostly governs itself, but they learn more about the Pirate Codes and make sure to listen to their Captain when it's important because it's as much as about respect to their crew but also for other crews. They adapt pretty well to it tbh tho it takes a bit because being a pirate crew is largely very different from a Vigilante group.

Dick is the First Mate, and their Communications Expert/Diplomat. Ie he keeps track of allies, friends, man's the phones, er, snails? And is the one usually to socialize or mediate with both interpersonal and outside the crew. He does use swords, but doesn't consider himself the official Swordsman of the crew, that's Damian. (This is because I found out in older comics Bruce taught him to fight swashbuckler style, so he uses swords he switches out with his Escrima Sticks when needed)

Jason is their Gunner/Sniper and Cook, and he also is their Chronicler. He bitches a lot about the last two, but he refuses to let anyone take over the Cook role as he doesn't trust anyone else, but also enjoys writing their adventures down despite denying it.

Tim is their Information Gatherer and Chemist Expert, and knows the second most of Navigating. He and Bruce also are the ones who mostly make the weapons for the others, though most of them could if needed. He also shares Archaeologist duties with Bruce, though everyone partakes.

Cass is their Spymaster and Scout, and also "secret weapon" ie she kicks major ass and scares the shit out of their enemies cuz nobody expects the tiny half mute girl to be one of their frontline fighters <3

Stephanie is their Doctor, because I love the hc that she decides to become a Doctor and has been going to med school (and because I need someone to fill the position without Alfred here ^-^'), as well as their Tailor, though she splits that with Jason and Dick as needed. Though everyone knows Advanced First Aid due to their lifestyles.

I feel like Duke decides to pick up the position of Official Shipwright because they need someone to do so, and actually comes to really enjoy learning how to make and take care of ships properly.

Damian is their other Swordsman, due to his skill and pride in his swordsmanship. He is also their Beast Tamer, and secondary Spy. He's often thought to be a Cabin Boy, which pisses him off, but he's got actual positions on the ship, so he isn't despite his age. Some of the Old Guard have issues with how young he is, but it's not like anyone of them had a choice due to his past, and it's not like he hasn't earned the roles either. He's more experienced them most pirate crews!

They all switch out chores mostly evenly, Helm the ship, rigging, and do lookout duty, though often trade off when someone needs a break from the others due to the whole "trapped on a ship 24/7 hours together". Most of them know how to use instruments, so technically they all are the Musician, though they don't often do so. Damian plays his Violin the most, however, and has secretly enjoyed learning Sea Shanties to play. Dick is the one who bursts into song and knows almost endless sea shanties.

They're also all considered frontline fighters, which is strange for even a small pirate crew, but anyone can also easily switch to support or really any types of roles in a fight, which makes them even more odd. It's not often crews are very versatile, specially with how most of them can easily pick up the role or position of the roles another inhabits.

-At first I was unsure if they should ditch the costume or nah, but then I realized how hard it would to be to live in them like, 24/7 cuz they can't exactly treat this like patrol. Plus, wear and tear of the costumes would make it just unlikely they'd survive for the months or even years they're stuck in the OP world

So I decided that they do a mix-up. They keep a lot of their costume or costume elements but add more casual and piratey vibes in, both for comfort and style to fit in a little better, like these images.

Bruce really didn't want to, same with ever taking off the masks or suits due to the risk of somehow being ID'd back in their world, but over time even Bruce has to admit they can't live in their suits or all call them only by their Vigilante names forever.

They still all wear masks for the most part, and how much they keep or get rid of varies between them, but yee.

Dick has a coat like above, but he also has a very nice black swashbucklers shirt he'll put over instead. Bruce was bullied into making his cowl only the top part of his face, but they got him a captains/swashbucklers hat that has similar bat ears on it as well to wear. They tried to find a Captain's coat that worked but in the end decided to stick with the cape.

Tim no longer has the full cowl of Red Robin but instead a half face one that also lets his hair free, and kept his "wing cape" and chest belts but overall went for something more casual but still armored.

Damian has changed the least with his Robin suit and refuses to really mess with it, though he will occasionally take the over-shirt off and wear a looser, more comfy shirt over the under-suit.

Uhhh the others I really don't have anything concrete but you get the idea for outfits lol

-The Whitbeards would really like them as pirates, they have soft spots for Crews that are Family, though they are not a fan of how young Damian is, even more so when they learn that apparently all the kids have been fighting since they were little, but eventually find out that Bruce liked it even less than they do, and he really had no other choice other than to teach them to do it safely then let them do it behind his back.

-Mihawk and Bruce would get along very well also btw

[sickofthistoxicshit]

I have to say that if one is going to create a certain ship, at long last, the emergency of the opening season shouldn't be of Athena.

Athena and Bobby have done their share of bonding.

And even though Buck and Eddie have been closer than ever, the clown couple (derogatory) of showrunners have ruined all progress, one by a certain death doula that "saw Buck" 🤦‍♀️ for an episode and a half and a shotgun relationship created with little sister insignificant Marisol. And the other by Buck literally road killing Eddie to gain "T's attention" (calling bullshit) never apologizing and then have him caught up in himself (what else is new) for the rest of the season. All the while shoving Eddie away from himself and his now not new friend or friend at all, Buck has all the attention now and tbh not sure that toxic crap is the attention I would want, but Buck’s messed up childhood dictates that bad attention is still attention so why not.

Don't even get me started on TM literally burning Eddie’s so called relationship with a TVD doppelganger crap, that is so far fetched and not who Eddie is that my hands are still itching to bitch-slap Tim for ruining Eddie in the name of "the plot" and regressing him mentally to fucked up S3-4 state of mind. Hate him! (TM, never Eddie)

So really the emergency again being an Athena brand, also fucking far fetched because SHE IS A POLICE SARGENT- SHE WORKS THE STREETS!

She in NOT a US Marshall,

She is NOT a detective,

She is not a US Marshall working on manhunt,

She is not any kind of fed, and she is not SWAT but still was brought in to figure out the sniper MO somehow.

I am so confused.

This show is very copaganda and it's driving me crazy, because the mains are supposed to be firefighters with a side of cop wife and dispatch wife not the other way around.

But seriously, after Christopher leaving and with Buck still visiting toxic lane, now would have been the best time to get Eddie into his wild and reckless side and make everyone worry about him and bring him and Buck closer together.

Buck choosing Eddie, showing him, he's enough. Nudging him towards his own realization, making him fight his instincts to self destruction after his drama queen son left him for his toxic parents.

I am sensing a pattern here. Gotta say no parents deserved even the smallest redemption arcs they received in S6 if this was the natural progression.

Not having much hopes of the next season being at all attractive storytelling wise.

Hopefully, buddie, at least, can get their heads out of their asses long enough to get together.

Though, and this is the most controversial remark I will ever make here (and God knows I made a lot) I don't feel like Buck deserves him rn. I really want better for Eddie, I want him to finally be settled and happy and focusing on enjoying life and on his job.

Maybe start studying for the lieutenants exam and move up the ladder in the LAFD.

Don't you guys find it weird that they are all stuck in some limbo, where no one wants to move higher. And the only time they actually received a commendation was not for daring saves during a tsunami, not for a daring save during earthquake or the dam explosion, not for pulling Eddie from snipers fire and so on.

What they got a commendation for was for just showing up, barely doing any saving with their toy chopper, God knows what they planned to do with it and barely any equipment.

I guess showing up is half the part in 911?

A participation trophy if I ever saw one 🤦‍♀️

That was so lame and kinda dumb.

Anyway, I digress, this turned into a longer post than I meant to, and I kinda went off on a tangent.

Bottom line is, that I cannot believe that Athena is on that plane, in the opening long-ass season disaster, again.

[no-shxme]

Hi I saw you have TalEz on your won'ts for your commissions. Just curious can you explain why?

hi anon yEAH i can explain but like, to preface this, if you happen to like talez you're totally valid and dont feel like you have to dislike it or anything bc im gonna be a lil hater. people like what they like (and dislike what they dislike) and thats totally okay. this is just my own personal opinion. i wish i liked talez more bc its probably the most popular talon ship and im often starving, but i just dont and there's a couple reasons why.

i dont like the way its usually portrayed

im not the biggest ezreal fan.

imo there's better fits for both of them.

ugh this is going to be long so ill put it under the cut.

tbf, you dont NEED some complex reason to dislike a ship/character. like reason 2 is already enough for me to open and shut smth, but i do have complex thoughts about talez. and i am totally going to do a little hating below.

i think talez is so fucking anime that it lacks so much complexity. i dont really like anime. (i know thats a broad, loaded statement i just hate 99% of the tropes that pop up. not saying ive never enjoyed a shitty/tropy anime, but just--no) i think talez is broadly boiled down and portrayed by most fan-creators as 'edgy dark cloud + ball of sunshine' and i think thats so boring and lame for both of them. imo it reduces them to a really basic ship trope and there's nothing inherently WRONG with it, i just think its so boring. i look at popular fanworks and personally find it super reductive for both of them. it feels like talez happened bc at it's inception league needed an anime character ship. to be fair, you can reduce ANY ship to smth basic. talsett is just 'tall x short' but in comparison i think talsett has so much more complexity in theming. same with like, rhaayn for example. to me there's a lot more depth. i think the most depth you can get out of talez is related to ez's loss of family and talon's too + themes of belonging, but god. its not good enough.

talez is also usually portrayed romantically and i'm turbo aromantic and mostly romance repulsed and also hc talon as the same, so this already cuts out so much talez fanwork for me. :')

ALSO while we're at it, talon is such a bottom to me. even when he tops. and i hate him being portrayed as this like, idk, grim edgy SUPER TALL??? domineering top when he's like, as tall as katarina in the comic and was prolly malnourished bc he lived on the streets for years. tbh i would automatically like talez more if they were BOTH shortasses and switches as god intended. but noooo. i think if i literally just saw/read more ez topping talon then i'd be automatically more on board. but id also need an aromantic angle so its literally never happening.

i think when ezreal gets paired with talon both of their personalities get so fucked. his ass is not cuddling. ezreal is not some weak damsel or master of seduction either. i think a problem that not just talez creators but like, creators in general suffer from is erasing bad traits that characters have, unless they're 'cute.' talon has some cute bad traits, but he also has some seriously bad traits that loving or being loved wont fix. and ezreal is just reduced SO bad. so talez feels inherently ooc to me. fandom has done a number on him. there's nothin left in the pot. i think being with talon (in canon) is such an uphill battle and most of the time i dont see ezreal equipped to handle it in comparison to other people.

i dont really like ezreal. i think i've already made that clear before. he's fun to play and i like him on a surface level and ive got friends that really like him and thats totally fine but idk he's just not my blorbo. the only time i really like him is when he's with aphelios, where somehow my dislike of both characters cancel out. maybe i dont have room for him because i like talon too much, who knows. either way, often times when talez fanworks are created the focus is actually just on ezreal, and that annoys me as an ezreal disliker. (fanwork creators can create whatever the fuck they want ofc, godspeed do what makes you happy)

and my third point: there's better fits for both of them. i like ezphel and ezkayn more than talez. i think in canon there's a good chance talon might genuinely kill him. or ezreal might really overwhelm him and drive him away with his outward facing personality. and frankly there's a good chance ezreal also goes away bc talon is bad news and also doesn't have the charisma to keep him there. and ofc for talon i think talsett is the ultimate fit, or even talshan is right there.

THAT BEING SAID. i don't mind talez AS much if there's a third, though we still run into some of the same issues as above. like ive written talezsett before. thats nice! talezlux is okay too even if,, completely unfeasible... (i have strong opinions im sorry. as a crack ship its fun i think)

blah blah. i think i could like talez but i would have to write it myself. thats what it boils down to. there are ideas/concepts i like about them. ive juggled the idea of putting a talez fic on my to do list but i just dont think i'll write it in any way that actual talez fans would like, which means there's no point in writing it at all. i've plotted several, long and short, but i think everyone would hate it. talez isn't a strict 'won't write.' iirc it specifically says like: 'unless the idea goes hard' but no ones tried me pfppf, and im fine with it i guess.

there's more i can say but like, i dont want this to be too long.

the important thing to remember is that if you like talez... GOOD. im happy for you!! keep loving it, godspeed. these are just my personal reasons it doesnt click with me.

[l-na]

i think shipping discourse is whatever bc im a grown ass adult but like idk if you cant watch iwtv and recognize that lestat is a racist borderline slave owner abuser to louis then youre actually braindead and shouldnt go around preaching about media literacy.

tbh i think im at the point where i dont care about "ships" or whatever bc what does it even mean to ship smth versus admire it versus have a lot of thoughts on it. whatever. as long as its not pedophilia/etc its a big Whatever, even if i personally think youre lame or stupid or wrong and block you.

but im sorry, straight up ignoring what an actual "ship" consists of in canon and loving smth that doesnt even exist is viscerally pathetic. did you watch. the show.

idk anything about season 2 bc maybe they ran with what fans were screaming for (which i would hate) but season 1 couldnt have been more clearly an abuse via antiblackness story. did we watch the same thing.

[yaz-the-spaz]

who knows when you will see/respond to this (lol ily).

someone sent an anonymous ask to a larry blog basically asking why they don’t seem to believe in/support ziam. there response was that they simply don’t pay attention to them and don’t believe there’s enough evidence to support it.

if you admit you don’t even try to pay attention, how would you even know that there’s less evidence compared to larry? there’s not.

then, they basically said “if zayn and liam want me to think they are in a relationship, they need to be more obvious in order to convince me.” babe, WHAT? so you think these (allegedly) closeted men are out here existing just to convince… you? again, how can they convince you if you refuse to pay attention? larries acting like this in 2024 is astounding but maybe i’m foolish for being surprised after over 10 years of this. sorry to bring this nonsense into your ask box.

Hey nonnie! Yeah sad to say I'm not at all surprised, like you said a lot of larries have been saying the same thing for over a decade so as far as I'm concerned same old shit but a different day and I just don't really gaf anymore when it comes to their lame ass excuses cause if in 14 years you still "haven't had time" to look into it (as a lot of them say) or somehow haven't even managed to see at least ONE major thing that should've at least a little made you 🧐 (like them both literally admitting they kissed, the whole paynt collection & the fact that it was exclusively released during pride month on its first run, the eyebrow slits, the 25 obsession, i don't mind, the cartier bracelets, the sus tattoos, the ziam account follows/mentions/likes, etc. like honestly what are you legit living under a rock like patrick fucking star?? cause wtf like how else do you miss these things??) and if you inexplicably miss (or "miss" aka ignore) all that and somehow still think they still need to "do more" to convince you then you're just willingly being obtuse at that point and I have no time or energy for ppl like that tbh

Like just say you don't care about anyone in 1d outside of your ship and go

[taehyungfirst]

So I used to get this feeling even while group activities but solo era has just cemented my belief that the company does have favs and it's definitely jikk. Their solo careers got so so much push from the company, yoongi was the only one who came a bit close to them imo (not even gonna talk about what they've been doing to tae). But the whole ship and it's incessant promotion ain't only bcs bh wants money coz let's be honest, when it comes to popularity, tkk is still the biggest ship. I mean a simple side hug b/w tkk created more buzz than a whole ass "jikk japan honeymoon". I feel like jikk is promoted more bcs it not only helps bh, it also greatly helps jm and jk. And that is the main reason why tkk is still treated as voldemort, bcs tkk would be beneficial for tae as well. Now tkkrs take this to mean that bh hides tkk bcs tkk's the real couple but tbh that's just shipper narrative and makes no sense whatsoever. Jikk have always been the favs and pushing that ship is the best promo for them.

I honestly wouldn't even mind the existence of that seriously lame ship if tae wasn't getting dragged by those dumbasses every waking moment of their pathetic life.

“Because it would be beneficial to Tae” I actually never thought about it from that perspective but you might have a point, anon 😭

[umemiyan]

🥑 🍄 🪐 for the writer asks!!!

leigh my angel my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@zorosdimples @papersirens and you 😌

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

oooh okay ummm…. lemme think!! i’m not super involved with most character ships and am usually just kinda vibing with stuff that i see. like… i enjoy fanart and reading for them sometimes but i’m personally not really thinking of a bunch of stuff tbh. sorry this is a lame ass answer i can’t think of anything 😭

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

i’m finally being medicated for my adhd!!!

i feel like i’m able to connect with others again instead of being stuck in trauma land. and i’m being more healthy about it!

my income and finances are pretty stable, i have my own place to call home, and i’m relatively free from the control of others! i now have the space and resources to heal and work on being a better version of myself every day ❤️

writers ask game

[lansplaining]

What do you think about CN hualian shippers complaining about the last beefleaf and fengqing merchandising from churong and forcing the store to remove/edite them?

I call it boring lame ass 😶

tbh I have only the vaguest understanding of the situation, but in general my view is that actual people, especially workers in a random store, should not be harassed over shipping stuff

[raviposting]

riri/shuri & attuma/okoye <3

WOO ty babe

Shuriri: They win one of my favorite ship names it just flows so well lmao. I don't think there's a lot of ships from the Wakanda Forever universe (or marvel in general tbh) that I like. Continually think about or whatnot but I do think that there's potential with the ships I've seen in the movie and this is one of them!!! I think they have a very easy chemistry and the way they interact makes me !! Like I so desperately want more of their dynamic, I absolutely adore them.

Attoye: I started out shipping this for the memes and then it turned into genuine shipping LMAO. He's way better for Okoye than her lame ass husband @ marvel I'm so deadass give me this ship

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

[faradaykay]

HELLO i was tagged by rumi my friend rumi @ultimaid AND trix my friend trix @gh0str3c0rd3r for ten songs i have been listening to recently! (ok but just in advance you can't make fun of me for my lame ass music OKAY peace and love on planet earth)

SO IF YOU REMEMBER POPPY (she got really popular for her really strange youtube videos a very long time ago) she is actually one of my FAVORITE music artists EVER and this is her newest song!!! her music style is really unique and cool KINDA weirdly halfway between pop and metal IT'S SO COOL i'll actually PROBABLY bring her up again on this post tbh but!!!! YEAH LISTEN TO CHURCH OUTFIT and her new song that's coming out next week!!

so i've actually really really loved prince since middle school and i've been relistening to a lot of the songs i liked back then lately and this has to be ONE OF MY FAVORITES... it's not a very popular one but the lyrics FUCK SEVERELY imo, i'm a huge fan of "if i was your one and only friend, would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me?"

this song is like. it may be my actual favorite piece of sapphic music EVER i love the lyrics, i love the vibes, it fits sosososo many ships and i literally listen to it SOOOO much, ask me what songs i've been listening to at any given time and this will be ON THE LIST

ALSO ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAPPHIC SONGS EVER AND WITH SUMMER COMING UP I HAVE HAD IT ON REPEAT!!!! perfect for summer, perfect for lesbians, perfect for me, a lesbian who has been calling it "hot girl summer" for weeks now (even tho it's april)

ANOTHER POPPY SONG okay so i LOVE her whole am i a girl? album SO MUCH but this is my favorite song off of it and one of the ones i listen to on repeat the most SO I TOTALLY RECOMMEND bc the lyrics and style are just SO COOL but also go listen to the whole album and i will love you forever

i honestly just listened to this recently bc i randomly remembered the nostalgia so i wouldn't necesssarily Recommend It if it doesn't give you fond memories of being in fifth grade like it does to me BUT to this day it's just super cute and super mecore

TO MAKE A VERY LONG ERA OF MY LIFE SHORT basically i had this like. CRAZY michael jackson hyperfixation in middle school. and i have obviously grown out of it BUT this is still one of my favorite songs ever and is still one i listen to all the time. the lyrics are simple but they scratch an itch in my brain and it's really beautiful. I WILL ACTUALLY also put the youtube link for this one bc the version on the michael album was released posthumously and i really think the overproduction takes away from what makes the song so beautiful. SO I RECOMMEND THE ORIGINAL INSTEAD (i love you sven nelson channel with all the rare demos and original versions of michael's stuff)

OK SORRY FOR PUTTING POPPY AGAIN BUT I COULDN'T NOT PUT THIS ONE even tho it's her most mainstream song it's also by far my most looped one bc IT'S JUST SO FUN and upbeat and nice to listen to, it was my top song in 2022 and i still loop it all the time!!! definitely give it a listen (BUT ALSO CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE ALBUM BC YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE BUT REALLY THE REST OF THE ALBUM IS SO GOOD AND A LOT OF THE OTHER SONGS ARE A LOT MORE UNIQUE STYLISTICALLY AND LYRICALLY)

I'M SORRY FOR INCLUDING GLEE I'M SORRY I SWEAR IT'S JUST THE ONE bc this is like. my favorite glee song EVER. brittana literally made me who i am today when i was a confused queer middle schooler who wasn't allowed to have access to most queer media SO THIS SONG IS VERY SPECIAL TO ME OKAY and listening to it on repeat for hours is an ultimate therapeutic experience so i've highkey been doing it nonstop recently

janet jackson is so cool i'd actually marry her. anyways i have had this song on loop and have listened to it at least 50 times in the last week.... IT FUCKS SO SEVERELY songs i could sing sosososo loud word for word

I AM BLANKING ON WHO I COULD TAG BC THIS ALREADY WENT AROUND MY MUTUAL CIRCLES but if you want to do it then YOU SHOULD thumbs up

[shellxrls]

This is why I’ve always said, if you’ve established more than one ship including the same people in your tv show, just turn the show into a “pick your own adventure” and let the fans pick their faves lmao

I said this w the summer I turned pretty; just film two endings and let the fans pick who they want a character to end up with, it would save a lot of fan on fan fights lol

(Obviously they can’t and obviously people need to accept there’s canon in a show & there’s what we can create for ourselves but idk I think it’s a good idea)

hmmm.. i don’t entirely agree with this tbh. as much as i wish we cld left fans run the plot the whole reason we have the lame ass ship that is jiara is cause of the fans. ultimately there is often a mass outnumbering that happens with character/plot bias whenever it comes to any fandom. if the showrunners let that play out in real time on the actual show, it becomes much more violent irl (think jiara shippers being horrible homophobic even though they got the ship they wanted so badly).

[krsive-writes]

Rick is my favorite character, and possibly my favorite Rick is J-22 aka Factory Worker Rick from The Ricklantis Mixup episode.

I literally do not care which Beth is which, and I think that's what the writers want me to feel, lol.

It would be so nice to learn that Rick and Prime were romantically involved.

In a fic I wrote I named Birdperson's daughter 'Kestrel,' and I stand by that.

I hope for 11 seasons, but I don't think it'll go much past that. :c

I would smash the hell out of Rick C-137

Favorite villain is probably Prime.

Favorite episode is either The Ricklantis Mixup, The Rickshank Redemption, or Solaricks.

I hate hate hate the pilot episode.

I hate hate hate Tammy.

Oh god, what's the worst thing C-137 has ever done? Probably when he Cronenberg'd and abandoned Morty's home dimension.

There's no denying that the change in voices will effect the show, but I don't think I'm going to love it any less. So for me, it's maybe not such a big deal.

deus_regina and inubaki91 and softboiledegg!

Sadly, sometimes I find myself relating to Jerry. Just some lame guy out here doing my best and fucking it up constantly.

The funniest Rick and Morty bit is definitely "He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls police."

Season 3 is the best season

Season 5 is the worst season

Justin returning would feel like a big bummer, but I think I'd still watch tbh.

Oh god, I have so many favorite quotes. Right now my mind keeps gravitating to when Rick is like "Dont' tell me how to enjoy things" when he's shipping Brenner and Ass, lol

I want to be Morty and help Rick on his quest, but the right choice is probably Summer--I think she's better off than anyone else in the show.

20 SHORT-ANSWER* RICK AND MORTY QUESTIONS FOR YOU:

*You can write long answers, if you'd like! Feel free to skip questions, too!

Who is your favourite Rick and Morty Character?

Which Beth is the clone: Domestic Beth or Space Beth?

Do you think that Rick-C137 and Rick Prime were previously romantically involved?

What do you think would be a good name for Birdperson and Tammy's daughter?

How many seasons do you think Rick and Morty will eventually have?

Rick C-137: smash or pass?

Who is your favourite Rick and Morty villain?

Your favourite Rick and Morty episode?

Your least favourite Rick and Morty episode?

Who is your least favourite Rick and Morty character?

What is, in your opinion, the worst thing that Rick C-137 has ever done?

Do you think that Rick and Morty will be affected substantially by having to change the voice actor for Rick and Morty and a bunch of other characters?

What's a good Rick and Morty blog?

Who is the Rick and Morty character that you relate to the most?

The funniest Rick and Morty bit/scene, in your opinion?

Best Rick and Morty season?

Worst Rick and Morty season?

Would you stop watching the show if Justin Roiland returned?

Your favourite Rick and Morty quote?

If you had to be one member of the smith family in the next season, who would you want to be?