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armies drag the bp girlies, but they got way better collabs than whatever this trainwreck of an album seems to be doing. like they’re bts what is tired ass sexual harasser puth even doing there?!?

I really don’t get the obsession they have with Charlie because 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Let’s try to get someone new or someone better for this long awaited album.

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https://www.tumblr.com/taehyungfirst/791042845968613376/sonot-to-bring-up-a-sore-subject-butdid

I wanna be extra delusional and say Tae flew somewhere else and he just posted the Puth story as a misdirect so that’s why he’s not in the other members’ pics 🫩🤡 (i wish there as an emoji for tired clown cause bt6 is starting to get on my last nerve?

Your positivity shocks me… wish I was like you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t think Tae flew somewhere I think it was a video from the flight back to SK, plus too much work pretending to be there if he didn’t wanna post he wouldn’t have like multiple times back. Hoseok has simply forgotten that Tae is an actual member it seems.

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Charlie Puth on the big reunion album? That’s all they can do? 😭😭😭😭😭

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So....not to bring up a sore subject but...did Hobi's insta post include every member in LA except Tae?

I think someone told Hoseok to pretend Tae doesn’t exist or else I can’t explain why he’s moving so weirdly

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waiting for Armies last straw to be broken by Namjoon meeting with genocide funder Mickey Mouse

Disney is on the list too, riiiight

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https://www.tumblr.com/taehyungfirst/790985069340852224/side-eyeing-that-sibling-coded-anon-a-bit-tbh

Not og anon, but you’ve got bigger things to worry about, like JK deleting that shared post and getting Tae dragged… again

There was this anon in my inbox who once said smth very interesting about what Jk would have said about Hawaii and it sounds really real right now. I rarely get Jk, anyway.

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Side-eyeing that "sibling coded" anon a bit tbh. There are other options. It's not just boyfriends or brothers. It's seems like such a weird and fairly reductive reaction to seeing two men being close and affectionate with each other.

don’t fiiiight it’s sillyyyyy

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You posted part 1,3 and 4 of thv photo dump. Is there part 2? M I missing anything?

I also missed part 5 whoopsie 🫨

Part 2 here

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https://x.com/boraheadz/status/1951524290685284423

This moment consistently makes me feel weepy at how sweet it is. He was so excited ordering his food but also so ready to give a random kid his food. And then his joy when he understood and was able to give the kid more stickers. "Hey baby"?! SOBS from the cuteness. UGH.

Op prob went private or deleted (or a secret third option and I’m blocked) but I know what you’re talking about just from the description 😭😭

One of the cutest bon voyage moments he didn’t hesitate one second before giving him his whole burger ): this sweetheart ):

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Tae and JK are so sibling coded I honestly don’t get how people can ship them, like I get the ick when people sexualise their relationship 😭 and this is true for JK and JM too.

To each their own, babe

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V forced him to post that on his account

And Jungkook happily obeyed? I’ll be damned 😭😭😭😭

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another funny day in Taehyungville while everyone cries 😇

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Taehyung your face is too pretty you are too silly your bicep is too big I will bite you

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250804 - taehyung on instagram: a random update to share with armys who are bored (1)

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250804 - taehyung on instagram: a random update to share with armys who are bored (4)

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250804 - taehyung on instagram: a random update to share with armys who are bored (3)