#moot: leigh

[umemiyan]

Big brother Toji… I don’t think he’s subtle about it. I think he would take every opportunity to tease you

Or like… god help me… modesty checks. He doesn’t like if you show a ton of skin, he scowls whenever you throw on a low cut or cropped top. Sometimes he’ll let those slide… but shorts? Those cute denim ones with the frayed hem that flashes a little cheek when you walk… you’d better get out of the house before he notices. If he catches you, he’s going to pinch that curve of your bare ass hard and tell you to go change

oh god sorry

YESSSSSSSS GOD YES like he's fr not even subtle about it but that's basically just normal to you??? he's always been like this, a little gruff and strict and keeping you in check.

says shit like "you can't trust those assholes out there" meanwhile he is one of those assholes, ogling you in little shorts and feeling you up as a "joke" because that's just what siblings do. you never understood why your friends gave bewildered looks during sleepovers or made excuses to call their parents to come pick them up early because toji barked too loudly about something you guys were doing, making their hair stand up on end. you try to tell them "he's all bark, no bite," but they don't believe you. they shouldn't.

i'm imagining a rather neglectful/unsavory parental situation in the past. toji got the worst of it before you were born, and after you were old enough to bring a spoon to your own mouth, they stopped paying attention. toji envies how they more or less left you alone instead of doing whatever it was they did to him. but he's thankful, too, for your sake.

so he's been your supervisor since before he ever should've been—not that he's particularly great at it, but you can't complain about how he's helped keep you alive despite the ever-present instinctive urge to primarily look out for himself. but he figures you didn't ask for any of it either, the two of you always stuck there together, so he might as well throw you a bone.

but when you begin to grow out of training bras and disney channel, he really starts getting selfish.

[accidentcache]

do u want boob pics for new years

solidarity i’ll send full areola in return

[aleksanderscult]

Funny how LB started claiming in recent years that Darklina was abusive (I mean it was toxic, but not for the reasons she says) and that she'd never write an abusive relationship (she has made Malina endgame), but then goes and makes her every other relationship outside of Grishaverse a Darklina ripoff. In Ninth House - Darlington and Alex Stern: A dignified intimidating gentleman and a scrappy scrawny young woman who feels like she doesn't belong in an elite establishment. Gee, I wonder if those names remind me of anyone, hmm. And apparently, in her newest book the Familiar, she attempted a Darklina copy again. She fanned Darklina flames when S&B trilogy had just come out and was very ecstatic about Darklina. Then around the time when "Shadow Daddy" trope and "YA FMC was manipulated" shtick started gaining popularity, Darklina became a staple for abusive relationships. Correct me if I'm getting the timeline wrong, but either way it's like she didn't dig further to analyze her own writing and simply decided to drop it before she got labeled to be "promoting problematic relationships" in her books. But she sure milked it and continues to milk Darklina, its vibes and reminiscence for all its worth. She wrote it and can do whatever she wants with it, but doing the same thing in not two, but three different book series set in three different universes is just peak lazy writing. "Darklina was horrible and shouldn't even be considered a relationship" - not even the author herself can come up with an idea how write a better relationship and keeps doing the same one over and over. Can't wait until I see a Kanej ripoff too...Oh wait, that was Zoyalai.

That woman really fell prey to her purist fans. So she had to change her tune about how Darkling was totally, inclusively abusive and no fun at all.

(like girl?? I can think of another ship you have created that oozes with toxicity and most importantly gets on our nerves)

And she clearly profits from Darklina and its dynamic for money (and therefore copies it in her every book). It's a popular trope so why not? Who has the time to spend it on writing about something different? Easy cash.

Look let's face it. That woman is a hypocrite and has the spine of a gingerbread man. So it's no wonder that most of her characters are like that as well. I would highly respect an author who sticks with his/her opinions and writing choices than someone who wavers every now and then because she's afraid of her own fanbase.

[eyelinerandmcr]

🦇 ATHENA'S INTRODUCTION POST

ill put stuff at more length but to some it up basically i love mcr more than anything i like to draw i LOVE listening to and making music, im teaching myself guitar rn and its hard even though ive been playing piano since i was 8 😞. and i use she/her, im queer im greek orthodox christian and i support all religions <3 btw i would never try to convert someone to my religion or push it on anyone else in any way bc thats weird and i also dont talk about it that much incase religion is the kind of thing that makes u uncomfortable, its not like something i bring up!! + FREE PALESTINE!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸 but yeah tehrese mroe under the cut 😋

→ MY INTERESTS: music: my chemical romance (my fave!! (obviously)), pierce the veil (my second fave!!), ls dunes, amy winehouse, black veil brides, ayesha erotica, evanescence, bring me the horizon, chappell roan, escape the fate, taking back sunday, gerard way, p!atd, three days grace, pencey prep, misfits, sleeping with sirens, the cure, fall out boy, more but i cant remember

youtubers i watch: chad chad, stephanie lange, salem tovar, danny gonzalez, film cooper, drew gooden, not even emily, sarah chio, ally purugganan, jarvis johnson, erika diane shes my comfort ytber😭, kurtis conner, annemarie forcino

books i love: !!literally anything by leigh bardugo shes my fave!!, the hunger games series including the ballad of songbirds and snakes, the house in the cerulean sea, the red queen series, the book thief, loveless, a tree grows in brooklyn, hell followed with us, the scythe series, darius the great is not okay, a wrinkle in time, i am the cheese, hole, the bell jar, that was then this is now, station eleven. always open to recs! <3

hobbies: watching arcane, writing, drawing, doing my makeup, thrifting, reading (especially fantasy), going on walks, baking, singing, collecting perfumes, listening to music, analyzing poetry and lyrics, teaching myself guitar, painting my nails, debating about pretty much anything as long as it stays respectful, journaling, sewing and altering clothes, making collages, swimming, playing the piano, watching long video essays on youtube (especially ones about anything related to music), talking to my friends irl or online, talking about music but especially mcr!! Fanfiction Masterlist (i dont really write that much)

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[rxoxsxy]

just watched cooties for the first time, and first of all, i'm literally doug he's so socially awkward, second of all, WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME IT ENDED ON A CLIFFHANGER??? IM SO UPSET WDYM WE DON'T GET TO SEE THEM SAVE HUMANITY????

[doglike-mix]

chat os thsi heat !!!!!

[threadbearsweater]

Your daughter is getting married????????? Congratulations!! 🍾 I love weddings hehe

YEAH!!! They were going to wait until after they graduated college, but they're worried that they'll lose the right to do so with the..current administration..so they're having a small ceremony with family and a few friends tomorrow. I'm SO excited for them. They're meant for each other in every way- I'm basically gaining another daughter, and I have loved her like my own for years already.

It's a Merry Christmas for sure!

[neiptune]

V, logging on and immediately logging off to go whack it bc dash made her horny

that's me... that's what you all have been doing to me...

[fantasticalleigh]

sometimes i get sad that my eyes are so hooded bc I know I could create some devastating eye makeup if my lids had the space for it but then I remember makeup costs a lot of money and I’m glad I don’t bother

[umemiyan]

umesaku + robin and a baby you say…

s t a w p

because like….. do you see that baby strapped to sakura’s chest????

adorable. and he’s so freaked about it too but baby’s kinda just chilling LOL

imagine him as a babysitter or first-time dad. he has no fucking idea what he’s doing and he’s grouchy as usual but is SO protective over the kid actually. in true tsundere spirit, sakura’s like “yeah okay whatever…..” but the moment it makes a weird noise or something almost happens he’s like “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY”

also he would throw hands over the baby so fast. i think it would be hilarious if the kid was strapped to his back too, like he’d be kicking and throwing punches and baby’s just back there giggling because it’s like being on a fun ride. sakura’s trying to go easy and not jar the little thing around too much which is affecting his fighting, and he’s like “you think this is funny????”

ume’s more of the chill guy because he’s dealt with kids before. i mean he definitely has his overprotective moments, but sakura’s more of the “oh my god why is it coughing?????” neurotic type while ume’s just like “it’s fine, she just drank a little too fast” LOL however… sometimes ume is like “……omg you’re right what if it’s covid or something” because neither of them are immune to the anxiety and idiocy of fatherhood

sakura takes 10 minutes to get the baby dressed because he’s afraid of breaking it. hajime takes it out to the garden and lets it play in the dirt (fun fact when i was little my grandma did this with me and she let me make “dirt angels” until i was completely covered) etc. everyone is doing their best !!!

[accidentcache]

i wont u.

won’t i what. WONT I WHAT LEIGH.

[aleksanderscult]

So...

I'm usually trying to avoid interviews and such, but I have this vague memory of LB stating something about disliking "the woman saves/fixes the man via her love" trope. Am I delusional? There's this paragraph in SoC that would make it almost as ironic as her claim she'd never make Alina stay in abusive relationship. 🙃

Hello!

I'm so happy to have her past interviews 'cause so much bullshit can be contradicted. I'm that friend with the screenshots.

So here it is:

[sona1800]

oh, r we mutuls now?? have a heart 💕💕 !!

Oh yayy!! We Became mooties!! Woo!! 💕💕

[cosmicstarlatte]

Hello new mootie!!! I hope you’re having a decent Monday!

Ahhh hello!!! ^^ It's been pretty chill so far actually, I'm enjoying a nice hot cinnamon dolce latte rn and it's mingling with my soul :'3 I hope your Monday has been good so far!!! ♡♡♡

[vphraxo]

aaaaaaaaaa

[threadbearsweater]

Hi Lin <3 I’ve been thinking about you, I hope you are doing well!

Let’s do 14, 20, 24 and 25 for the ask game!

confession: I think about you every day 🤭 I am doing just peachy, and I hope you are too!

14. do you love the smell of earth after it rains? I dooooo. one of life's greatest pleasures.

20. do you say soda or pop? pop!

24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing? probably getting high and comparing husband stories

25. perfume/body spray or lotion? lotion! I like that it lingers longer on my skin than body spray.

ask me schtuff