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shironezuninja · 9 months

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Baka jokes. As bad as Nezu-Chan’s.

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disgustinggf · 4 months

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favourite mutuals?

you wouldn't know them they go to a different tumblr

#LOL i barely follow people i luv all of my moots #sorry for the lame ass joke tho #asks

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feralnumberfive · 1 month

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Five has gone from "Run Boy, Run" to "You're Done Boy, Done"

#this is a lame ass joke sorry lol #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s4 #tua spoilers #tua s4 spoilers #number five #five hargreeves

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whatsitzface · 9 months

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The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

#just posting some of my thoughts because I haven't seen anyone else going feral over annabeths portrayal yet #she was by far my favourite part holy shit idk what crack leah laced in her characterization but I am so addicted #HER SMUGNESS #HER APOLOGETIC LOOK BEFORE PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER #NO SOCIAL SKILLS - ALL BLUNT ANSWERS AND LAME ASS JOKES #shes just skipping under the invisibility cap #meandering after Percy as Clarrise beats him up #whistling out of tune while vaugely wondering how she'll get Percy to let her join his quest after this #im sorry but i am so crazy about her portrayal holy smoking Hephaestus someone help me #pjo+#percy jackon and the olympians #silly mispelled trending tag #percy jackson #annabeth chase

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genderqueersammy · 3 months

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Very specific image in my mind of Lucifer!Sam forcing Dean fuck to him, relishing in Dean’s hatred and resentment towards him for being able to reach and know parts of Sam that Dean will never…….

#tw noncon #bottom!sam #lucifer: you might be in sam but i’m *in* sam #ajsjsjsjsjsksjskk #i’m not sorry for the lame-ass joke #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #wincest #samifer #lucifer

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healpimp · 2 years

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seeing ppl say tf2 has "no diversity" compared to ovw is so wild. the mercs literally all mentally ill AND they have pyro.

#this is a joke post #i might like ovw but the diversity is pandering #still thinking abt the diversity chart and how they made zarya straight like aight bitch #ovw having a diverse cast is fine. it works for ovw bc of when it came out and its vibe #tf2 came out in 2009 and is a big funny haha play on stereotypes #for example heavy is the big russian macho guy but he isn't stupid in fact he is well read #soldier at first glance looks like he would be republican but any prolonged exposure to him #and you understand he just has rabies #engies texan but has 11 phds... for some reason #and demoman is scottish and just happens to be black #its a joke abt how black men in shooters are always afro american bc its popularized that way thru movies #anyone who thinks tf2 has no diversity is kinda lame bc obv they dont know zhanna or miss pauling #or that all australian women have beards #or that merasmus is genderfluid (???)#like i like ovw and care abt it a medium amnt #but ovw isnt nearly as heartfelt as tf2 #they took some cowardly decisions w ovw #like whatever they did to zarya in ovw 2. god.#and putting genji in pants #and de-assing reaper. unforgivable #like declawing a cat. unethical. how will he defend himself now.

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albireon · 11 months

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Pip joins the Panderverse!

#make her LAME and GAY.#thank you to the guy who replied. she is albino now #pip pirrip #pip pirrup #south park #sp pip #panderverse #joining the panderverse #south park fanart #sp fanart #i was gonna make her fr3nch and then i was gonna do liechten$teiner and then avstrian and then thought of l@tvian #feels like the kind of shit sp would joke about so fuck it #also her being the one singular white girl was too good to pass up sorry bros #my art #mildly related but i love l@tvia and one of my TAs this semester is from there so he sent me this huge pdf for studying #very awesome. eventually i will get off my ass and use it #alright thats all i got in me goodbye. enjoy the loser lesbian

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branchifr · 9 months

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Wow i didn't know Drew tmf is also in the new trolls movie💞💞💞/j

#yall saying floyd is literally drew but floyds too nice for that #lame ass joke ikr #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #tmf drew #the music freaks

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 10 months

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letting this breach containment.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever #the way i forgot i had tumblr #THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc #if you have any constructive criticism #questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig #the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid #me neither tho tbh #s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue #give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode #sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually #but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me #or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate #also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it #if no one gets it my lame ass will cry

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new-world-mutation · 6 months

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Walton Goggins interview for Den of Geek, Fallout press junket at SWSX 2024

#walton goggings #jonathan nolan #todd howard #jfc why journalist are like this #I'm sorry if something is being adapted have the decency to search about it #it feels stupid some questions like this #walton made a joke and the vibe was so awkward for the terrible joke that people weren't vibin emmidiatelly that broke my heart #he took like champion #also TODD HOWARD FACE #A FACE OF THE MAN WHO DEV THE FUCKING GAME AND KNOWS EVERYTHING WHY THE NOSE IT IS HOW IT IS #I would do it the same face if some stupid ass question like this would come up #maybe I am being too harsh #but with this opportunity to see these artist to waist time in such lame joke question #urgh #also not seeing videos with aaron being worried about it

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zhe-awesome-me-blog · 2 months

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Please sleep more than 2 hours a night

#comic #also appreciate my lame ass jokes #i got it with the sleep deprivation

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nefertittythegreat · 5 months

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Not all of yall just now proclaiming love for Gambit?

#x men 97 #i have loved Remy Etienne Lebeau for over a decade and #i remember yall callin my man lame #now everyone wanna rode the Ragin' Cajun Train #fake ass bitches #im joking btw

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starlooove · 1 year

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#torn between this nigga is such a loser #and this nigga was high asf when he said this #if Tim Stans weren’t so annoying i could make pothead tim jokes in peace #but instead of it being funny they’ll be like he’s so badass he’s high all the time or whatever #like there’ll always be that feeling of adoration under #but also it’s so funny that y’all wanna act like tim can’t take care of himself #but he is usually shown eating extremely healthy with the exception of zesti #and for the spleen angst to exist he HAS to be careful with himself bc he’s literally immunocompromised #so it’s also funny if he’s just. the pinnacle of good health #like his room is dirty but he also has a specific workout and diet plan he follows religiously #Billionaire Boy Tim Drake says NO to vape #‘you don’t wanna end up like my father 💔’#(disclaimer his fathers death had nothing to do with drugs we don’t know why he said that)#lame ass

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martyrbat · 1 year

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batman: outlaws #1

[ID: a png of Batman against a transparent background. He's shown in a close-up as he looks straight ahead and is using his Bat-noculars (which is just regular binoculars but with a bat design around the objective lenses). END ID]

#*points and laughs and throws a rock at him and kicks his ass and then kisses him before pulling his ears for being a loser*#he is so lame...#it looks like a camera... could do another 📸🤨 joke but thatd be untrue to the ID 😔😔#c: batman: outlaws | i: 1 #<- i think?#crypt's panels #batman #posts from the crypt #blorbos in the void

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deceitfulmelvinator · 7 days

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i cant believe veneer from trolls 3 band together had gay sex with orin scrivello

#LAME ASS JOKE

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aelswiths · 1 year

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I do enjoy a haggle

Aelswith & Alfred in 3x07 aka Aelswith being obsessed with her lame ass husband and his humor <3

For @aethelreds & @kingslionheart & @volvaaslaug

#the last kingdom #sevenkingsmustdie #he told a silly joke and she was literally like #I love my lame ass husband <3 #as meg said: she's like he's so corny I desire him carnally #and she was SO valid for that #god I'm OBSESSED with them #your honor i love them #its missing them hours #aelswith x alfred #alfred x aelswith #tlk aelswith #tlk alfred

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