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shironezuninja · 11 months ago

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Baka jokes. As bad as Nezu-Chan’s.

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disgustinggf · 6 months ago

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favourite mutuals?

you wouldn't know them they go to a different tumblr

#LOL i barely follow people i luv all of my moots #sorry for the lame ass joke tho #asks

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aspiring-prototype · 2 months ago

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Seeing all these posts on the DCA's bday and the 21st of September got me making this thing.

*sensibly chuckles to self*

Happy Reveal-versary to Sun & Moon and happy 21st Sept!

@crabsnpersimmons , thank you for the advice!

#shitpost #rlly just a silly idea. dont know anyone else will find it funny; ppl irl call me weird and old for making such jokes and references #got that song in my head #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf dca #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #dca fandom #fnaf memes #wanted to do a doodle but too tired #aaaahhhhh #arina makes #<- lame ass tag ill find a better one #hope its not disrespectful. putting the bois over his face like that #edit: decided to post it. thx Crabs for the advice. the cake analogy rlly helped #although its pretty lame... dont think its what ppl expected when i sent that ask...#scheduled post #<- so that i wont sit and stare at my laptop to see responses

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feralnumberfive · 4 months ago

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Five has gone from "Run Boy, Run" to "You're Done Boy, Done"

#this is a lame ass joke sorry lol #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s4 #tua spoilers #tua s4 spoilers #number five #five hargreeves

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whatsitzface · 11 months ago

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The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

#just posting some of my thoughts because I haven't seen anyone else going feral over annabeths portrayal yet #she was by far my favourite part holy shit idk what crack leah laced in her characterization but I am so addicted #HER SMUGNESS #HER APOLOGETIC LOOK BEFORE PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER #NO SOCIAL SKILLS - ALL BLUNT ANSWERS AND LAME ASS JOKES #shes just skipping under the invisibility cap #meandering after Percy as Clarrise beats him up #whistling out of tune while vaugely wondering how she'll get Percy to let her join his quest after this #im sorry but i am so crazy about her portrayal holy smoking Hephaestus someone help me #pjo+#percy jackon and the olympians #silly mispelled trending tag #percy jackson #annabeth chase

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hopelittledreamer · 16 days ago

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Dem niggas choke hoes, but me and gang make chocos💃💅

#sorry for the poor word play #lame ass joke #ik #lmao #desi #desiblr #desi shitposting #desi tumblr #chocochip cookies #chocos

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m-s-justice · 18 days ago

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every time I play origins I can only think of the You've Arrived At My Brain joke from the shadow the hedgehog realtime fandub

sorry that happened brain jar maxis. sure hope nothing else bad happens to you.

#cod zombies #call of duty zombies #codz #tank dempsey #edward richtofen #literally just cropped a screencap of maxis brain and put some filters on it #my ass is NOT drawing that shit #did the same for the background but blue because origins is a blue map #also for the blood spatter #it was like 12 am and I was bored as shittttt #dempsey unfortunately looks like a twink here but I drew him in 12 seconds so he will just have to eat shit and die #not pictured: Nikolai and Takeo loosing their shit at this lame ass joke #tw blood #if you playing codz and have a blood trigger idk what to tell you man #i mean they

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hms-incorrect-quotes · 22 days ago

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So…..

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#chonny jash #submission #cj heart #cj mind #chonnys charming chaos compendium #mind stfu youd be some lame ass crab #crabs are cool & yet you fucked up nd failed at being a sick ass crab #tw kys joke

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genderqueersammy · 5 months ago

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Very specific image in my mind of Lucifer!Sam forcing Dean fuck to him, relishing in Dean’s hatred and resentment towards him for being able to reach and know parts of Sam that Dean will never…….

#tw noncon #bottom!sam #lucifer: you might be in sam but i’m *in* sam #ajsjsjsjsjsksjskk #i’m not sorry for the lame-ass joke #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #wincest #samifer #lucifer

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albireon · 1 year ago

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Pip joins the Panderverse!

#make her LAME and GAY.#thank you to the guy who replied. she is albino now #pip pirrip #pip pirrup #south park #sp pip #panderverse #joining the panderverse #south park fanart #sp fanart #i was gonna make her fr3nch and then i was gonna do liechten$teiner and then avstrian and then thought of l@tvian #feels like the kind of shit sp would joke about so fuck it #also her being the one singular white girl was too good to pass up sorry bros #my art #mildly related but i love l@tvia and one of my TAs this semester is from there so he sent me this huge pdf for studying #very awesome. eventually i will get off my ass and use it #alright thats all i got in me goodbye. enjoy the loser lesbian

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fappellmoan · 6 days ago

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so i just wanna say i think i fumbled with a bad bitch a little bit the other night but not just in a shy loser wuhluhwuh way i just have so many other problems. but going forward i am going to be brave 🙏

#ABBY. give yourself a chance #now namely i am just weird about any intimacy and well lbr especially sex/romance etc #but then also like it’d been a while since we hung out and sometimes my self esteem is terrible and i’m like ok what if this is a pity #hangout or what if this is all a plot for this friend group to have drama to embarrass me and whatnot #which i stand by not liking many of them but i don’t think that’s like. a realistic problem lol #and now we’re gonna complicate thing with. well my dumbass 🤦‍♀️#i haven’t been smoking! and i was offered. and i was like well im j chilling rn sure! that one single hit murdered me.#my mouth was so dry. i was gulping my water. i’m making stupid ass jokes i’m not good at reading situations etc #and top it all off with the simple fact that this person just makes me wildly nervous and flustered #and i’ve kept it together through a lot of this but we r approaching a point.#some of it was so lameeeee it’s so lame to recount lol but well isn’t that something beautiful #when two people get together and hang out and are soo lame together and trying to impress/make each other laugh. well yes #abby talks #my hands were so so so cold at one point tho. and i didn’t even try to use that to my advantage in a lame corny way

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shitpost-it-tristan · 2 months ago

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y'all ain't ready for my 30-page essay, but oh boy! I'm excited to share it, but first I gotta—

Fix-It up a bit. The essay on the 'Evolution of Fix-It Felix Jr, From The Game Fix-it Felix Jr', needs a lil fixin' itself. So, I shall polish it-

It's coming soon. Be prepared y'all, cause you can expect all kinds of punny lines (Lame ones, but you guys seem to enjoy those??)

Maybe I can figure out a shorter title, cause damn. His whole greeting is a thesis statement on its own👀💀

#fix it felix #wreck it ralph #fix it felix jr #tristan writes #I make so many damn jokes and I knew they were lame while I wrote them #but I can't say I didn't chuckle or have a big ass grin while I wrote them #ALSO THANK YALL FOR BEING SO NICE!! I wasn't gonna post it but thEN #I read the most dynamite cOmmEnt. it gave me the hOneYGLOWS IN M'CHEEKS #It did too. and lets just say that some tears were shed-- PFT that aint a joke👀#polishin' m'essay like issa hammer. Fixin' it like Felix🔨✨��

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branchifr · 11 months ago

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