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letting this breach containment.
#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever#the way i forgot i had tumblr#THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc#if you have any constructive criticism#questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig#the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid#me neither tho tbh#s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue#give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode#sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually#but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me#or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate#also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it#if no one gets it my lame ass will cry
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a crumb of nsfw daisuke?
daisuke x reader | headcanons
requests/inbox: open
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woah. from sweet to spicy. ill give this a try!
wrote this on mobile, sorry for the fuckass formatting.
gender neutral reader. sillies. lots of sillies. weed mention (like once).
đș c'mon, he somehow sneaked in some of his secret stash'a magazines. he's still a guy after all.
"Dai?" "Yeah?" He's busy on his Gameboy, but he acknowledges you, tilting his body to show his face but his eyes were glued to the screen. "Did you steal these porn mags from Jimmy or somethâ" A pink blur suddenly pushes you away, using his feet to kick it back under his bed. "DUDE. PRIVACY. C'MON NOW."
đș You've probably caught him once or twice even before you two were a thing. It wasn't hard to, after all, you both shared a room.
Too lost in the sauce to even notice you, so you had to clear your throat. You've never seen someone so shocked to the point he doesn't know whether to shove his dick back in his pants, hide under the blankets, or try to do both at the same time but completely failing. He's stuttering your name out along with strings of apologies. Don't get your dick caught in your zipper now, Daisuke. "I didn't know you were there! Shitshitshit- I'm so so sorry- Aghhhh." He felt pathetic, whining in embarrassment. Daisuke ends up just pulling the blanket over the entirety of him. "You could've just asked me for help, y'know." He stares at you, scandalized as if he wasn't rubbing one off just moments ago. "How the fuck was I s'posed to know?!" You shrug, amused. "Dunno." "Man, fuck youuuu." "Happily." "Get over here already, please!"
đș Outside internship though? Weed before sex seems like something he'd do. I can't explain why.
đș Feeling his rings on you... in many ways.
đș Pretty sure we all agree that he's into praising. Both giving and receiving.
đș You know he's having lots of fun when the pitch of his voice goes high. Squeaking, voice cracking, whining.
đș Speaking of how vocal he is, he's probably loud too. But, since you're in the ship now, he'll try his best to keep it down, either on the pillow or you. He'll also be rambling about random things just so he doesn't finish early.
đș Dirty talking? â He'll be cringing like there's no tomorrow. He'll make a discord (or whatever equivalent) kitten joke about it if he does.
đș Unintentional dirty talking though... That's another story. Or should I rephrase, more-so leaning towards cussing.
"Fuckâ you're sosososo pretty..." His hands were pressing the back of your knees, folding and spreading your legs for him. He whines your name out, resting his length on your abdomen while he impatiently waits for your permission. "C'mon, pretty. I'll be this deep inside you." - "Feels good. Feels so good." He's panting and rutting into you like a dog. "You should- nh- loosen up a little- shit- if you get any tighter I think I'll cum..."
đș Quickies galore. Sure, it's less risky, but with his libido? Anyways, he's pretty easy to please anyways. A round or two would probably be enough for him.
đș Wearing his clothes while at it? Mega turn on for him.
đș Well, yes his libido is high, but you still need to be straightforward with him. He can't take hints...
"Want head?" "?!? Who's head?!" "YOUR DICK." "YOU'RE CUTTING IT OFF?" "WHAT? NO, I MEANT SUCKING YOURâ" "Good morning to you both too." "CAPTAIN?"
đș He loves giving and receiving hickeys. You would have to remind him everytime not to mark too high on your neck.
đș His aftercare involves lots of cuddling and lots of smooching.
đș Ending with a silly note. The first time you've done it with him, he ended up saying thank you since he didn't know what to do.
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âMrs Kodzuken said if I win this I can see her boobs, so I need you to throw this.â
Thereâs a few chortles and some actual laughter the rings through the discord call, all voices that havenât changed a bit since high school. Even with ridiculously busy schedules and time zone differences, they always reserved Thursdayâs to either play a game or watch movies over discord.
Tonight, was no different. Fukunaga, Lev, and Kuroo stood absolutely no chance in beating Kenma this game, but the lighthearted joke seemed to reignite the group.
âWhy do we have to lose so you can see boobs?â Fukunaga asks incredulously.
âYeah!â Lev chimes. âArenât you married or something?â
âItâs because Kenma still giggles when he sees titties,â kuroo teases, and Kenma offers him an eye roll that heâs sure his friend canât see, but knows him well enough to know he did.
âWe are, and I do, but it hits different when you get incentive to win. So, with all due respect, choke.â
Itâs the last few turns, ready to end the game for the night. Levâs already lost his stars to Fukunaga, now heâs just playing for fun, pretending his saltiness is real to keep the mood silly, Kuroo being as cocky as ever.
But itâs obvious, to everyone in the call, that Kenma is going to win this round. By a long shot.
Kenma smirks softly to himself when he hears the door creak open and your socked feet shuffle over the hardwood and small rug in the center of his gaming room.
âYou have the stealth of a turd in the toilet,â he says, ignoring his friends laughing as he hears you giggle. He swivels the chair to let you plop on his thigh, watching fondly as you get comfortable.
âI just didnât know if you wanted me in here,â you hum, looping your arms around his neck.
âYou know you donât have to ask to be in here,â he scoffs, smiling. âYou wanna come play?â
You shake your head and nudge your nose against his temple, âno⊠just wanted to be next to you.â You take an inhale against the warm skin of his neck, âmissed you.â
âDonât sniff me like that,â he snorts. âI havenât showered.â
âHey, snugglebug!â Kurooâs voice teases through the headset, causing kenma to roll his eyes again and pause the game to give you his full attention.
âWhatâs up, baby?â
You smile and squeeze him tighter, âI just wanted to see you⊠I know Thursdayâs are for the boys, but-â
âFuck the boys,â he mumbles. Again, thereâs a chorus of âhey!âs that come from his headset and you laugh to yourself. He clicks his tongue and mutes himself and the chat, shifting slightly in his chair to cradle what he can of you. âYou just feeling needy?â
You nod softly, cheeks splitting into a smile when he noses your temple affectionately. âIâll be down soon Iâd you wanted to watch some YouTube or something.â You nod against him and he resumes the game to let you watch. âAlright boys, most important member of the bandâs back.â
âI didnât miss you,â Kuroo says confidently.
You do smile wider as you shift easily to watch the battle mini game thatâs breaking out between Fukunaga and Kuroo, their screams of distress ringing over the call as you watch.
Fukunaga wins. Kuroo shrieks.
âAlright,â you sigh. âIâll leave you alone.â You slip from Kenmaâs lap swiftly, and he watches fondly. âI just wanted to see Kuroo lose.â
âYou wound me,â his voice snarls over the call.
You snicker before stretching softly, and Kenma thinks nothing of it at first.
Then, his brow twitches. In his peripheral, he sees you hide your laughter. He sniffs the air, and feels fond embarrassment settle in his soul.
âAre you kidding?â
Your giggles can be heard on the discord call.
Lev, clearly confused, offers Kenma a quick âwhat happened?â
âWhy do you do that every time Iâm playing my games?â
âWhy do what?â Kuroo chimes.
âYou gotta come across the damn house to fart in my damn office?â
This, now, has the entire call cackling, gawfs and wheezes breaking through and cutting over the mics, and while you cackle and dash out of the door to leave him alone with your⊠smell, he shakes his head as the results load.
Heâll get you back later.
And as anticipated, Kenma won, and Fukunaga seems to be the only one handling the loss.
Kuroo and Lev? Not so much.
âBY THREE COINS!â Kuroo shrieks, mic cutting out at his distress. âI LOST BY THREE FUCKINâ COINS?!â
âI LOST ALL MY STARS ON MY LAST TURN, KUROO,â Lev screams back. âGET OVER YOUR GODDAMNED THREE COINS!â
âTHAT HURTS MORE, YOU FUCKHEAD!â
âDunno what their problem is,â he sighs contently, smirking softly to himself. âIâm seeing boobs tonight.â
âYou know what man, Iâm proud of you.â Thereâs only a hint of sarcasm falling from Fukunagaâs tone, but Kenma decides to take it as the bickering of the other two fills the call once again.
Kenma decides, among the yelling and teasing and your fart-filled-affection, itâs a Thursday heâs always down to enjoy.
âHave fun with your boobs.â
âOh, I will.â
#ray narvaez Jr and tina wrote this too đ
đŒ#Iâm not in the mood#donât look at me#kozume kenma#kozume kenma fluff#kozume kenma x reader#kozume kenma x reader fluff#kozume kenma x f!reader#kozume kenma imagine#kozume kenma haikyuu#kenma kozume#kenma kozume fluff#kenma kozume x reader#kenma kozume x f!reader#kenma kozume x reader fluff#kenma kozume imagine#kenma kozume haikyuu#haikyuu#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x reader fluff#haikyuu x female reader#haikyuu x f!reader#haikyuu x y/n#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x yn
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I'm just gonna put some of my npmd hcs out into the world bc I have been thinking abt this musical all week and if I donât talk abt it i Will Explode
Peter Spankoffsi
Polish Jew - ethnic, non practising.
Parents aren't around (travel/dead/lost custody) so he lives with Ted, he was originally living in Clivesdale and was shocked by the Clivesdale hate.
Moved to Hatchetfeild in the 4th grade and was immediately bullied by Max for being from Clivesdale
Had an emo phase
Ted and Paul set up playdates with Richie, Pete, and Alice so they could bond
Ruth Flemming
Lives with her autistic dad
Dad is touch adverse, Ruth's love language is touch. This is why she is so desperate to be touched.
Wannabe Discord Kitten
Plays COD - bullies everyone for sucking at it
Scarily good at English (it's the knowledge from the play)
Richie Lipschitz
ME
He was actually the "I have the power of God and Anime on my side" kid
only listens to Ops/Eds/Osts/J-Pop and Midwest emo music
If he wasn't already being bullied so severely, he would be a full blown emo
Grace Chastity
Baptist
Her parents didn't let her attend sex ed but she already knew everything from finding wattpad as a child
HATES Wattpad when we see her in the show
yknow those people who rant and rave about ao3 being full of cp and r/pe and all those other things? yeah that's her
runs a modesty outfit inspo insta account
She does actually mean well at the beginning of the show. The end is more complicated.
Max Jagerman
transmasc
WAIT GUYS DONT LEAVE IT MAKES SENSE
hypermasculine to reach his dads expectations
youngest brother (older sister at the least - also middle child brother but I'm not as sure on that)
poor
was scared of Coraline as a kid
If he was Australian he would literally just Be A Guy down here
100% makes Jagermeister jokes
Stephine Lauter
half black (duh)
CHUB
army
runs a very popular edit account
when her dad took her phone, her fans held a wake for her
horrible driver with way too much confidence
ofmd fan
was once a child on roblox scamming people for their robux
is now an adult on roblox taking dress to impress way too seriously
has written fanfiction
BONUS
Kyle is secretly a complete and utter geek and only became comfortable being geeky after Max's disappearance, he was also the only one on the team to actually mourn him when they found out he'd died (also offcier Bailey's son)
#starkid npmd#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#stephine lauter#steph lauter#ruth fleming#headcanon
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OPINIONS ON KAIDAN EE/IF???
My honest reaction:
in all seriousness, if you wanna hear me yap about it, more under the cut
warning like, genuinely a ginormous yap, like a HUMUNGOUS, sleep-deprived yap,,, im cursed to be obsessed with skyrim + modded followers instead of touching grass
I think a lot of this is probably gonna be the same thing other people have said, so im sorry
if you feel i'm gonna be bringing up redundant points and get mad at međdont read
I haven't experienced and thus won't talk about the versions of EE and IF that are now separate mods from each other. I don't know anything about that.
if they're better now yayyy but this is about pre-separation
I should preface this with the fact that I've played through Skyrim 3 times with different stages of Kaidan EE/IF:
The initial Dawnguard + fixes/miscs mod
Kaidan EE/IF versions before extensive faction/NPC dialogue for Kaidan
EE/IF w/ NPC Dialogue (AKA Fratpack)
I was also part of the two different discords that were purged and created during these intervals. i don't even know if there is a discord currently?
anyway, that is to say that I have experienced the mod and it's behind-the-scenes progress, extensively so I have a pretty good idea of what I liked and didn't like
That being said, I will introduce probably my biggest problems with it: Tonal whiplash
Okay, well the most common complaint is ofc that a lot of the writing is out of character - and I agree. But it's not just ooc on paper, it's his voice too. I swear, it is very jarring hearing hushed, mild og Kaidan 2 voicelines, and then being deafened by EE Kaidan SCREAMING in my ear ALL.THE.TIME. (like... why are you yelling at me rn jeez)
Seriously. I'm not sure why they didn't just re-record everything from the original mod instead of adding more and more contradicting lines on top of the originals. It definitely could have been a standalone mod, and sometimes it almost feels like it is - because he is just so different.
My most infamous moment in my last playthrough with him happened after we defeated the dragon at Kynesgrove. His og Kaidan 2 dialogue played first, in it he shows interest and is cordial about Delphine ("I wouldn't mind prodding her mind" or whatver dialogue), THEN immediately after his Kaidan EE/IF dialogue will play, in which he walks up to Delphine and STARTS YELLING AT HER AND INSULTING HER - like they argue for quite a bit wtf. And it's like, listen, I have my thoughts about Delphine, but whether or not it was okay to yell at her isn't the problem. It would be fine - IF he hadn't just calmly told me he thought she was okay.
It is sooo confusing how he contradicts himself :(
I mean, yeah, fragments of who he is are still there, I can tell it's Kaidan, but he's warped to fit a different character. Like a con-artist Kaidan.
Anyway, besides the contradictions, it also feels out of character because of his established backstory.
Let's go over it: He's an orphan, lost his only connection to his family(his guardian) to drugs, fell into substances himself, joined a violent cult, had to escape said cult, came clean from his addictions, has been traveling Tamriel bounty-hunting, got brutally attacked by the Thalmor, rescued by mere chance. Do you honestly mean to tell me this man would be yelling, pissing, drinking, lewding, and joking his ass off?? After all that???? NO - or maybe not these levels of extreme. (maybe some other dude might, but Kaidan's characterization insists he is a brooding, keeps-to-himself man, even though he never acts like it anymore)
That man should be tired, and he did feel like he was tired in the original. He was more brooding then than he is now, usually silent, but could still have an edge of comedy/wittiness, he was smart, he had been through a lot!
In that regard, EE/IF Kaidan felt like... we are experiencing Kaidan 10 years in the past - like a Kaidan in his early 20s when he was still a drunkard low-key terrible person. He is just so energetic, always yapping - GOD he talks a lot now. ugh but most of the time it wasn't about anything, it was either inside-jokes, meta jokes, and only occasionally did we get things that added to the experience.
For example, I think most of us who have played Kaidan 2 remember at least one specific line he has said while exploring. What comes to mind for me is either "Can you smell the magicka in the air too? Smells like a rainless thunderstorm." or "Watch for the mammoth with the carvings on their tusks, that's how the giants mark their herd." Alright, both pretty nice small talk for characterization (he IS smart) and worldbuilding.
Tbh i can't really remember any iconic lines from the additions of EE/IF Kaidan... the only two lines that stood out for me were: the "elevenses" line from the clip above (started bumping into him every time he was about to say this so he would stfu... total tonal dissonance), and one he said while I looted Lucky Lorenz ("poor sod wasn't as lucky as his namesake would have you believe!") kai HOW do you know this man, and his nickname, who told you that??? (idc about it that much but its like the only other added line i remember)
I thought that maybe his ooc-iness might have been caused due to the collaborative approach of the mod, I think the mod authors created their own perfect Kaidan - and that's good for them! It takes a shit ton of work (Ik cuz i was there!!) But I think the original essence was lost with each addition. It might have been lack of direction for the voice acting too, a lot of the lines might have hit better if they weren't borderline screamed.
Okay, at some point while playing I got so tired of his constant himbo chit-chatter that I tried tuning him out and bringing other npcs from vanilla skyrim as followers. Problem: even without kaidan on your party, everything starts being about kaidan. Because the extension made it so that Kaidan either has history with/character interactions and development with different NPCs from the base game.
The main poor sods that traveled with me:
Erik the Slayer: Apparently was Kaidan's childhood friend, got inspired by Kaidan to become an adventurer. Least egregious in my opinion, they say sweet things to each other. I swear, Kaidan yells more at me than he ever did at Erik.
The Companions: dumb, dumber, and dumbest basically.. This part of EE/IF was also known as "The Fratpack" and y e a h they pretty much had Vilkas, Kaidan, and Farkas acting like immature frat boys all the time. Just,, absulutely taking away all the maturity out of these GROWN ASS MEN. im sorry, i guess i dont get the appeal. I liked it when they didn't behave like teens (Aela im so sorry, you deserved better than being part of this)
Lydia: All she does is simp for him, ALL.THE.TIME. You think she's about to have a meaningful thing to say? nope, she's checking out Kaidan's ass. Think she'll have a deep convo with another npc about one another? nope! she wants them to tell her all about Kaidan. Both the Companions and Erik will either talk down to her or have to deal with her thirst for Kaidan. i had to start leaving her home.
They also suffered from the same tonal whiplash as Kaidan, unfortunately
additionally, the mod added an "early flirt switch" - you could basically toggle Kaidan to start showing romantic affection for the Dragonborn before the amulet of mara., the interactions were good on paper, but everytime he stammered and stumbled over his words it was written in such an unnatural way... pls people don't talk like fanfics lol !!!
I did like that he gave me flowers, my inventory got full of them - but then he noticed how many flowers I had in my inventory and judged me for "picking everything i see" ugh dude you gave them to me, but also even if you hadnt... mind your business lol
Another addition was a feature that basically made it so NPCs could potentially throw flirtatious comments at Kaidan and the Dragonborn (Bishop flashbacksđš)
You can't do anything to defend Kaidan from those comments, but he WILL take it upon himself to defend your honor infront of any men, women, jarls, or criminals that even so much as find you attractive (THIS INCLUDES FARKAS AND VILKAS BTW :( ) by being rude, forthcoming, AND violent. so yea, you can guess the target audience
speaking of which, he definitely comes on too strong on you once you start the romance, and it left a bad taste in my mouth. I specifically picked the "go slow" option for the romance, and the next day or two it was him constantly complaining about having to go slow under his breath, how he wanted to do anything but slow rn... and like just, wow. :/ yikeees lmao
Maybe this is the result of "i can fix him" romance ideals? im sorry but I liked him when he was down to earth
Bonus? He comes with a campsite now, which has to be magic because its ginormous and he somehow lugs it around despite it also coming with a whole ass furnace (fine fine i'll hold my disbelief)
anyway I do like it, its basically a player house you can take anywhere (so long as kai is with you ig) also you can have a cat in there
I like that there is an MCM, I like that the MCM lets you get through the quest stages in case you get stuck
I like that he can guide you places, usually he gets stuck in a tree or rock but its the thought that counts
I think if the mod had continued in the vein as its original iteration when it was just audio/bug fixes and included these qol features it would have been better than it is now.
But it seems maybe i'm just not the target audience, and as a young woman I'm really confused as who the target audience is đ
okay im srry rant over
if anyone else wants me to yap about other kaidan skyrim things also ask or join in cuz i like yapping about skyrim and kaidan to people!!!
#anon im so sorry you opened pandoras box with that one#my most favorite interest ever so i must yap about it#kaidan 2#kaidan skyrim#skyrim custom followers#tesblr#skyrim#tes v skyrim#kaidan mod#modded skyrim#this new kaidan is evil!kaidan he is evil he does not respect woamen#also please don't judge me for giving him a chance 3 time i thought he'd get betterđ#im looking at the workshop version of him with a lil hope but EE/IF disappointed me so bad i cant trust anything anymore#pls just give my man an mcm
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day 14 - who/what inspired your OC?
this might as well be drawing over memes: part two because I have no idea what else I could of drawn lol, anyways hereâs the big wall of text:
Itâs funny going back to when Bombyx was first made and seeing how they changed
so how were they made?
Uh well you see they just⊠came into existence I drew the first image in a discord call as a random slugcat oc
and things kind of built around from there lol
itâs funny seeing that they werenât originally meant to be an absolute sassy icon
oh, and they were meant as a sort of sona but Yeahh no that got lost eventually
oh, and they got stolen a couple times???? Like one time the old arena icon was used as a pfp randomly and then they also got yeeted in a rp and I had no idea until I was told by the person LOL (there was no hard feelings though dw) i never really looked back on that but itïżœïżœïżœs really funny actually like wow i was good enough artist for people to want to yoink my characters??? And use my art?? I see it as very flattering NFKNFSKSN
oh yeah the inspo part, uhhh I just went âhehehe I like moths so I should make a scug based off one!â And thatâs as deep as it goes in all honestly
I already said this part but their design wasnât originally based on a specific kind of moth but one day i was like âfuck it, theyâre a rosy maple moth slug nowâ and yeah thatâs what Inspired their winged design at least
Iâve had people compare them to eevee from PokĂ©mon before but honestly I donât know if it was just pure coincidence or a subconscious thing??? I mean truthfully, itâs probably the latter but hey I guess that counts as inspiration then?
oh and a last thing? Their iterator-phobia was definitely a thing that was included early on in the making of them and I was inspired by the thought âhey why are all the slugcat/iterator dynamic always generally positiveâ yeah in short, Iâm a chaotic being that HATES wholesome dynamics! THEY NEED TO BE ABUSIVE AND TERRIBLE AND- ok im joking obviously but since the idea of a negative dynamic between a slugcat and iterator had been something Iâve never seen done before until that point, i capitalised on it! Because of course i did and oh yeah thatâs how FS came into the picture?? Weâre getting all the creation backstories today
Anyways Iâm happy I included that idea because I love seeing my OCs S U F F E R, or because I thought it was an idea unique at the time? Yeah that works too ig smh
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Thoughts I had during TGCF Season 1 the Recap!
Basically, I recap the First Season of TGCF with my reactions, before my Season 2 binge watch!
Ep 1
-Donât go out there⊠donât go out there⊠donât go out there⊠donât go out there⊠*Bride gets snatched* Okay, maybe you shouldâve gone out there.
-Right after XL ascends, Lan Hai and Qing Tao then go, âHuh, Who is that?â  Then everybody yells at them, âPRINCE XIE LIAN!â
-So much Property DamageâŠ
-Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
-Fu Yao, *Is sarcastic and rolls his eyes* Basically me: Heâs just like me fr!!!
-Hehehehehehe Dick joke XD
-Sees Bride!XL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Iâm Sorry XD!
-Yeah right a few alterations, she totally fixed his make up calling it.
-*Sees Bridesmaids NF and FY like* W H E E E Z E XD XD XD XD
-So thatâs how he was able to last longer than the previous bride
-Pass me the Aux cord!  You better not be playing mainstream garbage! *Turns on One Flower and One Sword and vibes like thereâs no tomorrow*!
-I now pronounce you both husband and husband!  You may now kiss the gro- I mean, bride! Â
Ep 2
-Honey, He looks a little too good looking to be the Ghost groom
-That temple looks abandoned, and the animation camera for walking inside
-Thereâs the ugly mob
-Hehe Xie Lianâs aggressive kindness
-When the mob scooched away from Bride!Lian I freaking lost it XDXDXDXD
-And Nan Feng and Fu Yao inch away instead of defending him! Â
W H E E Z E!
-The fact they both agreed to not explain anything XD!
-Xiao Ying is a real friend
-And hurting the injured is a real low for the mob
-They have enraged the ghost groom
-KO!  Flawless victory!
-Zombie brides!
Ep 3
-Didnât know it a zombie apocalypse happened in Ancient Feudal China (I need to brush up on my history)
-Welp, now theyâre gratefulÂ
-Wait a minute, he was an acrobat???  Xie Lian Pre 3 ascension life spinoff when??? (Thatâll prolly never happen)
-Man here comes the Bride Pun count: 3
-Now that is an Azula level breakdown
-They are not merciful with the body count in this whole series
-Woah saved by literal divine intervention
-Geez, Pei Ming this is why we donât Ghost our Exes, Pun Count: 4
-Man, Xuan Ji, maybe you shouldâve heard of the phrase, âPlenty of Fish in the seaâ
-The way Xie Lian blinked when he realized he was still in the wedding dress XD!
-Restoring faith in Ming Guang
-Oh no Trauma
Ep 4
-Heâs so distraught he couldnât follow
-The telepathic matrix, is basically the worldâs first discord server
-Thank you Ling Wen
-Aw he likes Hua Chengâs name!
-That explains the fall of Xianle and the Moldy Face Plague
-Letâs be honest, Bai Wuxiang is totally responsible for Covid-19
-Woah Hua Cheng has made his mark on Heaven
-Aww he thinks the Butterflies are beautiful!
-Honestly, smart move Mu Qing and Feng Xin
-Oh she is so burnt out
-Yeah, who was the Prince of Xianle anyway?
-WHY IS EVERYBODYâS EYELINER GAME SO ON POINT?!?!?!?!
Ep 5
-The way he blew off that maple leaf
-Oooh that subtle hinting later on and symbolism with Xie Lian
-The way he moved in closer *fangirls like no tomorrow*
-I freaking love the instrumental version of Hong Jue
-Is he touched starved?  He is touch starved
-I love that when San Lang scared the Ghosts shitless they ended up running like no tomorrow, Ghost 1: Book it guys our lives depend on it!  Ghost 2:  But weâre already dead! Ghost 1:  Well itâs just an expression!
-And there was only one bed.  Oh my gods there was only one bed!!!
-Aw he caught him staring
-I believe you Ox cart man
-Heck with how popular TGCF is right now, Xie Lian would be worshipped today by fans like us
-His luck did rub off on you and you should take it all Xie Lian
-Welp time to go start the next arc
Ep 6
-Woah, that old man is traumatized
-Of course being a martial god, he has experience in combat.  Have you seen him in a sword dual at Yinian bridge? (Subtle Phineas and Ferb quote)
-Yep called it, and the gong noise when the door opened!
-âHow did we get out here in the middle of the ocean???â
-Awww look at San Langâs emo hoodie!
-You know whatâs better than one evil Daoist?  Two evil Daoists!
-And he drank the whole thing like a boss
-Now Nan Fengâs acting like an NPC from a fantasy video game
-The woman in the teal cloak saw him
-Heâs touched starved again!
-Best chemistry ever!
-And after Rouye grabs San Lang and Xie Lian says, âI didnât mean San Langâ. Rouye goes: âReally? Ok!â  And then lets him go, thatâs just the hypothetical dialogue Iâve got for the silk band
Ep 7
-Itâs official!  Xie Lian is shorter than San Lang people!Â
-Iâve heard of a close knit unit but this is just insane!
-Thereâs so many people
-Ooooohhh That poor poor general
-SO MANY COBRAS!
-Oh no and 4âs an unlucky number in China
-He is sucking the venom out like a G!  Get yourself a man like San Lang people!
-You know weâre all thinking what Xie Lianâs thinking about how heâs going to clean San Langâs bloodied lips (Iâll let you share your answers in the comment section)
-And Fu Yaoâs stuck with merchant sitting
-Really lovely desert travel music!
-Yeah he does know an awful lot
-Uh oh the woman in the black cloak spotted them
Ep 8
-Thank you San Lang for protecting your man like a champ!
-Ooooh cool more Ban Yue lore!
-Ooooh his poor, poor head
-And San Langâs expression, is worried if he hurt him, but it worked!
-Yeah but our faces donât stick out of the ground like a fresh tater!
-Aw no theyâre gonna need sacrifices
-Zhaoâs fight response kicked in
-Eeenie meanie meinie that kid (probably Kemo)
-âSully not thine honor on innocent bloodâ That almost sounded like a bible quoteâŠ?
-Dude Xie Lian was royalty
-Trust fall!  (Youâll see next ep peeps!)
-Oh and Xie Lianâs scream!  Kind of needed more raw emotion though
Ep 9
-Heâs gonna jump into the pit, heâs jumping into the pit, he jumped into the
-Xie Lianâs like: Well I am going down there, but I wonât go down alone!
-The pitâs entrance is sealed!
-Trust fall!  TRUST FALL! Â
-He touched his throat!
-Thereâs your answer Xie Lian
-Dance fight!  Dance fight!
-Youâre just gonna excuse the mass murder San Lang committed in the pit?????
-Let me just find somewhere that isnât covered in blood
-Oh yeah youâre grateful for San Lang carrying you
-The faces they made when he called them out for jumping into the pit XD Xie Lianâs eyes are wide and blank while San Lan has a cat face! XDXDXDXDXD
-She came down!
Ep 10
-She saw Xie Lian and San Lang
-So many fallen Ban Yue soldiers
-Hi Fu Yao
-I wasnât kidding when I said Fu Yao isnât great at crowd control
-Thank you Fu Yao
-Sheâs holding his hand and heâs patting her head my freaking heart!!!!Â
-Oh No! Vomit trigger warning for this episode people
-Xie Lian raised her more than her YongâAn father did (and to some extent her late mother)
-It was still a good choice after all Xie Lian
-Take it easy with the âBad Copâ routine Fu Yao
-Oh no a scorpion snake
-Well thatâs bad
Ep 11
-Aiaigasa!  Itâs Aiaigasa again folks AAAAAHHH!!!!
-Scorpion tailed cobras whyâd they have to be Scorpion tailed Cobras?!?!?!?!?
-That explains the sandstorm
-Ooooh Pei Xiu army backstory
-Ugh Classist general
-No Ban Yue!!!!  She was so young!!! T - T
-Yeah where will Xie Lian go from here?
-Oooh Yizhen got name dropped too!
-Uncle Jiang is cured!
-And the way heâs running away from the duo XDXDXD!
-Hereâs why Fu Yao left early, as they healed Uncle Jiang he contacted Nan Feng through the telepathic array and Fu Yaoâs reason is:  Come on, you know how horrifying his highnessâ cooking can be.  This is just my theory, and Iâd love to hear your possible ones in the comments!
-And the way Hua Cheng moved in closer and just preferred to be called âSan Langâ my freaking heart!!!
Ep 12
-We are back in Puqi village folks
-I freaking love how Xie Lian says âThe Crimson Rain Sought Flowerâ Howard Wangâs voice could act as my new sleeping aid
-Oh yeah San Lang does treasure you dude
-Ban Yue deserves all the head pats!!!!
-Ban Yue, I think you should keep living despite all the mistakes youâve made⊠other than that I also donât know the answer like Xie Lian
-Aww Xie Lian will love him no matter if heâs hideous or a monster he really does have the best standards!
-Awwww Heâs hot when heâs mad!
-Another Reason why Hualian works so well is that San Lang also Respects!  Xie Lianâs!  Boundaries! (Yep still not getting involved with the Helluva Boss drama folks)
-Itâs official!  That looks like an engagement ring people!
-Dude pass me the Aux cord!  Ya better not be playing mainstream garbage *Puts on Hong Jue at full blast and vibes like no tomorrow!*
-Itâs like theyâre running towards each other AAAAAHHH!!!
-Welp, see you guys later for Season 2!
Season 2! Here I come!!!!
#my post#My reaction#episode reaction#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#season recap#Tgcf season 1#xie lian#hua cheng#san lang#hualian#nan feng#fu yao#pei xiu#ban yue#ling wen
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So, last night my partner and I were goofing around and looking at MK1 Characters on Mortal Kombat Warehouse, looking at the skins n stuff. Then he decided to start downloading some of the character renders and editing them in IBS and the results were... well, let me just show you đ€Ł (he gave them all names as well because he made them into Discord emojis)
First we have:
ChadJohnny đ€Ł
Next we have:
ShangHuh đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I LOST MY MIND AT THIS ONE WHAT ON EARTH DID HE DO TO MY BOY??????
Oh but it gets better:
This one is called 'Bigbrainmoment' đ€Łđ€Ł Very fitting for him, I admit
As is:
Biangy đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
This next one is so cursed but also so good:
It's just called 'FACKYOUUUUU' đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I DONT KNOW WHY I CAN IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT SO PERFECTLY!!!!! đđđđ
Oh God the one after this. Is. My. Fucking. FAVORITE:
Three words: 'ShangTsungsGYAAT' đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ITS SO FUNNY ITS SO DUMB!!!!!!! đđđđđđđđđđđđ
Oh God and then he made this one (im so sorry in advance):
...Yeah, the less said about this one the better, I think. It's just called: 'uwu' đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđđđ
We're down to the last 3, but they're all gems in my opinion:
Here we have 'GiggaKuai' đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Im sorry, Kuai, but it had to be done đ€Łđ
Actually this next one might be my true favorite, just because it personally gives me so much joy:
It's 'QuanCHEESE' đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł This has been an inside joke between me and my partner for such a long time, so seeing it fully visualized at last... A true masterpiece :')
And now, last but not least:
'Nobitches' đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł This one was actually my idea. I can so hear him saying something like this đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
That's all for now, thank the Elder Gods lmao I was literally begging him to stop towards the end because my cheeks were starting to hurt so bad đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat#memes#mk1 memes#cursed images#mk1 edits#johnny cage#shang tsung#bi-han#sub-zero#liu kang#tomas vrbada#smoke#kuai liang#scorpion mk1#quan chi#shao kahn
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I lost all respect for American Mcgee until HE makes a proper apology holy shit..
For better context since ya'll don't have twitter or twitter is blocked in your countries because Elon refuse to fix his shitty website and deal with the problematic dipshits.. here is some discord screenshots from American's server (yes, that actually his actual irl name and he even once made a joke about why he's called that lol)
Then, he ended up banning the person in blue according to the same user who commented on reddit
American's BS excuse of why they banned HID (short for help i died)
Now, this is alleged this one screenshot here, I do not have access to his server so Idk if this is true or not but this is just pathetic sorry.. Now I know that there are some people who rather want people to ask first before receiving criticism (example me) BUT if you are a huge company like the Dreadful series or such then you need to expect people voicing their concerns, esPECIALLY for a product like one of the pansexual dreadful rabbits (which I own).
It's sad because I like the dreadful plush series and I had also loved/played American McGee's Alice series (that being Madness returns). And as mentioned before, I actually brought the pansexual rabbit plush (which I still have to this day and still adored) and I was thinking about buying the transgender plush as well as the Autism plushie but that's obviously changed after learning from POTD (Plush Of The Day) that that guy was problematic for calling Pansexual a trend/phase.
But yeah, just wanna bring this to attention and I do hope he does make a proper apology even though it's been two months AND he had privated his twitter account...
#american mcgee#american mcgee critical#cw panphobic#cw panphobia#dreadful plush#dreadful plushies#pansexual
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Prompt in the Big Place discord server: write a scene using the words survivor, cluster, and friend.
Instead of a scene it turned into a 2k fic, whatchagonnado.
In which Kaidan and Kara Pendergrass have a very ace conversation.
~
Itâs late morning before Kara stumbles out the screen door, blinking into the sunlight, to find Alenko swaying lazily back and forth in the porch swing. A smile touches his face as the voices of Shepard and Aslany carry up the hill from the barn, followed by the whinny of a horse.
Kara sits heavily on the swing beside him, disrupting his moment of quiet contemplation, but she makes up for it by handing him a coffee thermos. âI threw out Shepardâs shit and made this.â
âThanks,â Alenko says, flashing her a grin. He smiles a lot more these days. They all do, really. Even Aslany.
Alenko takes a long, grateful sip from the thermos. No matter how much you love a guy like Shepard, you canât love his coffee.
âThink the real survivors of the reapers were everyone who had to drink his bullshit,â she remarks, pushing her foot off the ground to start the swing again and tucking her leg underneath her.
âYeah, maybe,â Alenko says with a chuckle. He always indulges her stupid jokes.
They sit in comfortable silence. The wind makes the trees wave. The orchard is a lotâŠfriendlier in the summer. The leaves and the blooms and the sun and the warmth make it feel a lot different than that cold winter where reaper cannibals and husks crept in the woods.
Now thereâs just deer.
âSurprised he got her in the barn,â Kara says, nodding down the hill. After that string of terrible nights sleeping on haybales and keeping a sniperâs perch in the loft, staring at the clusters of trees and waiting for nightmares to emerge, Aslany had sworn sheâd never come here again. But here they are.
âYou know Shepard,â Alenko says, lost in thought now. âHeâs hard to say no to.â
âShe trusts him.â
Alenko gives her the look he gives when heâs putting some pieces together sheâs not gonna like. âShe trusts you, too.â
Kara shakes her head and draws her feet up onto the swing, wrapping her arms around her legs and resting her chin on her knees. âBut she doesnât think she has to protect him. Me? She has to protect me.â
âWe all protect each other. Always have.â
âMaybe. I donât know. Itâs justâŠdifferent with her.â She scowls in frustration. Sheâs never been good at explaining things. âI canât take care of her the way she takes care of me. Itâs not just a squad thing.â
âKara, we havenât been âjust squadâ in a very long time. Any of us.â
She snerks. âYou mean since you started getting naked with one of the squad?â
A flush creeps up the back of his neck. Itâs so easy to poke at him sometimes she canât help herself. âYou know what I mean.â
She does, sometimes. But other timesâŠshe doesnât get it at all. She spends about as much time with Aslany as Alenko does with Shepard. If she didnât have Aslany to spend all her time with and talk her ear off over bad Chinese food that Aslany loves for some reason, she probably wouldnât spend her time with anyone.
And living alone soundsâŠwell, sheâd rather not think about living alone. Too many monsters in her head. Aslanyâs, too, based on some of the nights theyâve spent sitting in front of the holoscreen at three in the morning, watching one of Shepardâs stupid B movies and not talking about what happens when they fall asleep. Â
Friend doesnât feel like the right word, which is why sheâs always fallen back on squad. But they have no orders to follow anymore, and the only fighting they do these days are chicken fights in the lake. Sheâs never had a sister, and Aslany shuts down whenever the word âsisterâ gets thrown around, so that oneâs out.
Theyâve never fucked. Itâs never come up. But it didnât come up for Shepard and Alenko for a long time before they finally did, and despite all the details Beaudoin shared on the âYang, she doesnât actually understand how these things work.
She blows a puff of air out the side of her mouth. âWhen did you know you wanted to fuck him?â
Alenko chokes on his coffee. She pats him patiently on the back until he stops.
âUm,â he manages.
She gives him an expectant look. He hems and haws for a while. Sometimes you just have to be patient while he works things out in his head.
âWhy do you want to know?â he says finally.
âWell, at some point you changed from just being squad to sucking his dick, soââ
He holds up one hand to stop her and rubs the bridge of his nose with the other. âCan you justâŠcan you call itâŠsomething else?â
âSucking face?â
âOkay, fine. Sure. Iâll take what I can get.â
He stops talking. The swing creaks. She raises an expectant eyebrow. At first he pretends he doesnât see it, but eventually he swears under his breath.
âMy feelings, uh, changed a few months into the first tour.â
âDamn. You already wanted to fuck him just a few monthsââ
âNo. I donât work like that. I needâŠtime before that happens. Butââ He gestures helplessly. It shouldnât be so funny to see Alenko so pitiable. He sighs in defeat. âDo you remember Mavigon?â  Â
âMavigon.â
âYeah.â
âThe ice storm? That his dumb ass got us stuck in?â
Alenkoâs face gets redder by the second. âYeah. Uh. Well, you know, when it got cold that night and we all had to..."
She dissolves into laughter. âWait, wait wait wait, no. You wanted to fuck him on Mavigon?â
Alenkoâs face does all the stuff it does when he plays out an argument in his head, loses, and concedes without opening his mouth. âYeah. Okay? Yes. I wanted to fuck him on Mavigon.â
âStill, like, a decade before you actually fucked him.â
âIt wasn't a decade.â
Kara shakes her head in admiration and then sniggers. âYou are the only person I know who can have both literal and figurative blue balls.â
âWow, I am really feeling the love and support after offering up some very personal information Iâve never even told Shepard, soââ
âWait, he doesnât know how close he came to getting railed on Mavigon?â
âKara.â
She holds up her hands in surrender. âHe wonât hear it from me. On purpose.â
Alenko groans. She grins.
She kicks her feet to get the swing moving again. âOkay, so. What does thatâŠfeel like? Wanting to have sex with someone?â
He arches an eyebrow. âAre you wanting to have sex with someone?â
âNo. I donât know. Thatâs why Iâm asking. How do you know?â
Now he actually looks thoughtful. âWell. Itâs different from me than for a lot of people.â
âYou mean Beaudoin?â She snickers into the back of her hand.
âYeah,â Alenko says, though something sad flicks across his face. Guilt flashes through her. She always forgets that the others still think about his death before they think about his life. âFor me I tend not to notice the physical stuff beyond aesthetics, at least not right away.â
âAnd then, what, one day Shepardâs ass is all you can think about?â
Now he actually cracks a smile. âNo. Not quite like that. I justâŠcouldnât stop thinking about him. All of him. Not one particular piece. Wanted to be around him all the time, hear everything he had to say. When he wasnât around I just had thisâŠknot in my chest. At some point I started imagining what it would feel like to kiss him and then it, uh. Went from there.â
She scrunches her nose. Kissing Aslany is such an alien thought she canât even picture it when she tries. Probably not a good sign. âOkay.â
âWhy do you ask?â
Her turn to hem and haw a little. She considers lying, but lying never works with Alenko, so she just says it. âI donât want Aslany to leave me.â
He sits up straighter. âWhat do you mean?âÂ
She shrugs a moody shoulder. âI donât know. Sheâs my Shepard. But weâre not like you and Shepard. We donât fuck. We donât even hold hands, and yeah, Iâd kinda like to hold hands sometimes but I donât wanna get punched and I donât think I wanna fuck, but I donât know what it feels like to want to fuck someone, and she does like fucking people and I donât want to lose her because we donât.â She stops to catch her breath.
Alenko looks at her for a long time without speaking. She squirms.
âHow long have you been worrying about this?â
She stares out at the trees. âDunno. A while, I guess.â
âKara. Hey.â He waits until she meets his gaze. âJust because it doesnât look like what Shepard and I have doesnât make it mean any less. To you or to her. Everyoneâs different. Sex isnât a requirement for a relationship. Or whatever you want it to be. You get to define it. Even if that means not defining it.â
She nods, and looks back down the hill as Shepard leads his horse out of the barn, Aslany walking a safe distance away. Shepard may be hard to say no to, but even Shepard isnât going to get Aslany to not be afraid of a horse.
âShe cares about you more than most people care about anything,â Alenko says quietly, like heâs seeing a few of his own monsters. âSheâs not ever leaving you behind.â
Theyâve all seen a lot of shit. Lot of it theyâve seen together.
Shepard leans lazily against the fence, watching the horse graze. He says something and Aslany laughs. Karaâs heart tightens. ButâŠin a good way.
âThanks, boss,â she says quietly. He puts an arm around her, and she snuggles up to his side. Maybe heâs right. Maybe theyâre all more than squad. But squad was pretty good, too.
~
That afternoon they shake the chicken teams up, and itâs Aslany and Alenko against Kara and Shepard in the lake. Shepard complains about her bony ass on his shoulders the entire time, but itâs affectionate, and he does a lot of crowing when they finally manage to dethrone Aslany. After theyâve had enough, Shepard uses his biotics to throw Kara around in the water for a while. They finally climb out when the sun starts to get golden but thereâs still warmth in the air. Aslany and Kara lay on their towels and stare up at the sky while Shepard pins Alenko to the ground and makes wisecracks between kisses, grin the size of a planet every time Alenko laughs.
Kara watches them idly, then looks over at Aslany, who ignores them completely. Instead the folds her arms behind her head, her dark hair splayed out behind her head in a wet clump. She closes her eyes and sighs in contentment, her usual standing scowl replaced by not quite a smile.
She might be the most gorgeous person Kara has ever seen, but. Nope. Doesnât want to kiss her. Or anything else.
âHey, Aslany. Can I ask you a question?â
âSure.â Â Â Â
Kara chews her lip. Thereâs a cloud in the sky that looks like a pyjack. âAre you ever gonna leave me?â
Aslany lolls her head to the side, the contentment replaced by the look she gives someone who asked a stupid question. âThe day you tell me to go, I guess.â
âIâm never gonna say that.â
âThen Iâm never leaving.â
Kara grins. âGood.â
Aslany nods in satisfaction before turning her attention back to the sky.
Alenko always makes things make sense. Aslany always makes things so simple.
âReady to head back to the house?â Shepard asks.
Kara picks her head up. Alenko is still pinned beneath him and looks quite happy to be there. âDunno, you done sucking face yet?â Alenko gives her the finger, but heâs grinning.
Shepard considers her question. âFor now.â
âThen yeah, I guess.â She gets to her feet and offers Aslany a hand to pull her up. They gather their towels and the bag Alenko always brings, because part of him will always be a medic prepared to take care of them when theyâre far from home. Shepard starts talking about the B-movie heâs going to inflict upon them when they get home as they walk, Kaidanâs hand gripped firmly in his.
Kara falls into step beside Aslany, like always. But not like always, Aslany reaches out and laces their fingers. Itâs awkward, like she doesnât really know how to do it. Neither of them do, really, and thatâs why itâs perfect. Kara beams. Aslany squeezes her hand, with a tiny, tentative smile.
Maybe from some angles, it does look like Alenko and Shepard. From others, it doesnât. But whatever it is, itâs theirs. And itâs good. And itâs always.
Itâs the always part she likes the most.
#mass effect#mshenko#kaidan alenko#otp: after all this time#my fic#opus!verse#kara pendergrass#muriel aslany#i have a lot of feelings about the yang crew post war#very ace feelings XD
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HI.
HELLO.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I used a different save on my HD UK mobile version of Curious Village in order to speedrun through it, solve as little puzzles as possible, and then see Granny Riddleton as early as I could. I wanted to get the puzzle lore. AND BOY DID I GET PUZZLE LORE OH MY GOD.
I cannot believe my shitpost guess was actually right on the money (or at least close enough) and I did not even have this scene in mind to just, yâknow, ACTUALLY CEMENT IT AS CANON.
I am shook
(PS: The last image with the bottles was a screenshot I took from a random playthrough on Youtube, because apparently in the mobile version they replaced the cute bottle lore with a list >:c)
ANYWAY I cannot wait to get there in the actual playthrough, this is going to be a TREAT to study the Japanese and US versions to compare with.
Quick run-through of what these screenshots teach us:
Vines growing on a house is apparently not normal (or rather, letting the vines grow is unusual). In my shitpost theory, the explanation was that since puzzles are made of random stuff such as dust, dead leaves etc, unclean and/or untidy places are more likely to have puzzles appear naturally.
Puzzles can literally either appear out of the blue or move of their own accord. âI couldâve sworn there was nothing there a minute agoâ means that either the puzzle just poofed into existence while Luke was not looking, or the puzzle just moved on its own and decided to settle itself within the doorâs lock. By the way, did I forget to say that this is a SLIDING BLOCK PUZZLE? That APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE?
Layton being unfazed by Granny Riddleton being clairvoyant shows that the distinction between what is normal and what is not in this world is VERY skewed compared to our worldâs vision of normal. Clark and Luke being able to talk to animals? Unusual, but eh, relatively mundane. Granny Riddleton saying that there are many fortune-tellers with actual powers over there, but that having power over puzzles is a lot more impressive than predicting the future? Yeah, checks out. An ancient civilisation capable of actual magic, prehistoric manatees, puzzles being eldritch abominations you can find at any corner? Pfsh, classic. But NOW, an entire village populated only with robots? Unheard of.
(Little theory edit: Calling it now. Fortune-tellers who can âsee a few days into the futureâ were somehow able to subconsciously or somewhat consciously communicate with the Illusory Forest and lost all their powers after the end of Azran Legacy. It was less than a year before CV so it would still be relevant for Granny Riddleton to mention it.)
(Another point that was brought by the lovely @alto-tenureâ on Discord: Perhaps the actual reason why Layton and Luke are so surprised about the St. Mystere inhabitants being robots and having so many puzzles around is because (direct quote) A. âMost of the puzzles in the shack wouldnât be hidden puzzles, they would be puzzles given by the NPCs. Maybe thatâs the reason a village of puzzle robots is so unbelievableâthe idea that someone could replicate the puzzle generation processâŠâ, and (direct quote again) B. âGiven our current concept of what puzzles are, they are very much something that more pop up around people than get made. And in-universe, they wouldnât really have a clue about what makes a puzzle, just that they exist. So the fact that Bruno managed to figure out how to get his robots to make puzzlesâor at least facilitate the processâwould be very difficult to believe.â)
(And yet another point brought this time by @multiversal-madnessâ, on Discord as well: âWhat if puzzles can just, stick themselves to paper. Like the paper is not just part of the puzzle, but they can just choose to rest on the paper. I said it as a joke earlier but they do seem pretty content to just sit in Hershelâs puzzle index, and at Granny Riddletonâs, there are wrapped bits of paper in the bottles. Imagine if they donât only sell/make puzzle compartment things, but journal/notebook things where puzzles can sit on their own pages. Granny Riddleton just goes the extra mile and gets them not only their own sheet of paper, but their own bottles and puts those bottles in their own little puzzle house lolâ ââ To which, I personally replied that this was the idea I had specifically for Curious Villageâs first puzzle! The map puzzle was pretty much a puzzle resting on the map itself, and going âsolve me if you want me to move and let you see the actual map.â)
Puzzles are self-conscious enough to take decisions such as agreeing to stay with her or not. They also live in a little house, as if they could have their own little life too. Also, we should knock on the door before visiting, it would be rude to intrude and disturb them uninvited.
Granny Riddleton keeps other stuff as well aside from our puzzles. Either they are other puzzles, or other things altogether (which are probably just as weird).
She also keeps the puzzles (at least Layton and Lukeâs puzzles) inside of jars. One per jar exclusively, because do you remember what I said about keeping multiple puzzles in the same confined space?
Shitpost only edit: I love the fact that tumblr cuts my post at exactly the right position for its "View Post" button to act as a swear word bleep sound. This kind of coincidence is peak comedy to me.
#professor layton#curious village spoilers#pl theory board#pl puzzle theory#still can't believe this is real
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Oh yeah I might as well post this here for the 2 people who follow me and aren't already in discords with me,
I'm doing this:
In an attempt to improve my art, I started out just doing it for the sake of drawing something almost every day but now I think I'm gonna save these for whenever I feel I've made an improvement. Each day I am doing a different OC and I'm trying to lean towards having each character in an outfit I wouldn't normally draw them in
#1 was done with Orpheus Valor from Paragons
He was pretty fun to draw because I don't do masc characters very often. Also doing him for the underwear post was good because my GM, Gracie, and I had previously joked about him having scars where top surgery scars would be and just fully not being trans (there are other trans characters in Paragons I feel like we get to do a little bit of queerbaiting) so he was mauled by a bear.
#2 was done with Rabbit Leporidae from Thyrasylo.
Rabbit is normally dressed in either a suit or a frilly dress despite the fact that her name stems from the fact that her original design was wearing a bunny suit. Her shirt is a gag stolen from Thrilling Intent, I think it's funny for the most powerful spellcaster in my world to be wearing a spelling bee shirt. This was also cool because I got to draw her tattoos. Neither of her previous tokens really showed them off much so I thought I could use this opportunity to draw them. They don't have any real significance as of right now but I might ascribe some to them later.
#3 is with Ivy Blackleaf from Thyrasylo
Ivy is very fun to draw, this prompt made me finally design a logo for her Mom's cafe. I think I made it a little too close to the Olive Garden logo. Otherwise this was a fairly straightforward one, I did get to practice expression a little bit.
#4 with Roxanne De'Rulo from Crescent King
Messy hair Roxie is really fun to draw. I forced myself to make this a full body to try and practice feet, I don't think they look all that great. Her hand is a little bit fucked up but I am glad that I drew it at all, practice is important. Otherwise the only thing of note with this one is that I lost the original TRIPWIRE band logo and Redbubble doesnt let you redownload your uploaded designs which kinda blows.
#5 with Jayden Valekrave from Paranoia and Evi Halloran from Macrocosmos
The first one with a backdrop. This one was also voted on by a whole 37 people who took time out of their day to vote on my silly little Google form. Evi is in the background because she was the runner up and I probably wouldn't draw her anywhere else. I also think I didn't do justice to all the people who voted for Jayden. I super didn't have a reference pulled up and I am not skilled enough to draw from my imagination yet. Jayden's halberd, Dawnbreaker, having sunglasses on is the best part of this image. She is so silly. I also started drawing the eyes without having lineart on them here. Idk how I like it, we'll have to see.
#6 with Vernidaius Yxerei from Decent Into Avernus
Compression kinda fucked this one up a bit, but the name of the game with this one was experimenting with brushes. I kinda tried to get some of the texture that I really love out of Jackson FrameDodge of The3rdWheel's work. Unfortunately I dont really know how to shade properly so it's kinda all over the place, and harder to see on the skin, oops. This one had a pose reference initially but the legs ended up being too difficult for me to do so I just sorta covered one of them. I also super forgot to draw Vermi's scales here. The line-less eyes are still something I'm on the fence about. I think this background is a good bit better than the previous one, the only part of the previous one that I really ended up liking is the clouds.
And that's everything I've done so far, tune in soon for the next one if you care.
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Do not Touch the Glass
Matthias was not expecting his day to start like this. He was rudely awoken by his roommate Fred who promptly told him to pack his bags for a road trip. Matthias was a known push-over when it came to group activities, so he was soon in his roomate's truck along with three other "friends" of his. Natalie, Jordan, and Samantha were their names, and that was all Matthias really knew of them; they were Fred's friends, not his, so his knowledge was limited and he preferred it that way. At least it could net him some shut eye as the trip continued.
A few hours into the trip Matthias awoke to complaints from Natalie about being lost. He took the moment to look out the window and confirm that they were definitely not on their way to Yellowstone, in fact they were in someplace that could only be called Wilderness to a city boy like him. Evidence of past houses were passed by, but Matthias couldn't tell if this was a reassurance or a stressor.
Soon they parked the car and got out. What Matthias first saw was a field of thickets and dead grass, but after walking around the car to the others he saw it: The Calico Carnival. The entrance to a massive amusement park that had been burnt down a long time ago, but the entrance still stood up, looming ominously above the group, the wooden cat mascot mural leering down from its burnt view. Fred explained that he wanted to explore the place since it was abandoned, and that since he had the keys on him, they had no choice but to oblige.
As they approached the ticket counter, they were all surprised to see a woman, about age 67, working the till. With a croak in her voice she called out almost robotically, "5 per ticket." Natalie, a known prankster (at least from what Fred told Matthias), strolled up and handed a fake $25 bill, which the worker snatched and examined. After a tense moment she could be heard opening the register. "Submit bags for check. Entry ticket will be found attached to bag in your cubby to your immediate left." One by one the group submitted their backpacks and purses and entered; as Matthias was handing his over, the lady sharply grabbed his wrist. "Leave now young man, escape your fate while I am still here." Matthias faltered and the woman grumbled before takin his backpack. As Matthias entered he could hear the shutter of her til as it closed.
As Matthias fully stepped in he could see the park stutter to life. Lightbulbs flickered as the filament struggled to light, the wafting of carnival foods began to fill his nose, and the Ferris Wheel in the distance could be seen slowly starting up as the speakers groaned to life, playing discordant theme park music. His "friends" had already scattered, visiting the locals that interested them. Matthias found himself wandering around aimlessly, until he found the tank.
Off to the side of the park was a large glass tank, easily 8 ft by 8ft. The water was murky, and full of algae and moss. An old, tattered sign reading "See What Came From the Green Lagoon!" stood nearby, barely legible after going through the wringer of elements.
"Well look what the pussy found, an old tank. Of course you'd be wasting time looking in a mirror," came a sneering voice from behind. Matthias grimaced. Out of all of Fred's friends he loathed Jordan. Jordan was a piece of shit who knew how to manipulate people to get what he wanted, and Fred was oblivious to how he was consistently being taken advantage of by him. Jordan began tapping on the tank, and was about to crack off another joke.
"Sammy doesn't like being disturbed." The two men turned around to find a young male with white rabbit ears peering out from behind a stack of crates. "Please stop tapping on the glass."
"Oh yeah? Well I'm a paying customer," Jordan complained, eliciting a sigh from Matthias. "So I can do whatever the FUCK I want twerp. The rabbit-eared individual sighed before pulling his ears down to hide behind them.
"There's a latch at the top to stick your hand in," he mumbled. Jordan cheered before doing just that. As Matthias watched in disappointment, he heard the rabbit-guy speak up to him. "Did you know Tabitha poured a potion in Sammy's tank, and it restored his years? He stopped aging when he joined like all of us, but the potion gave him back the years, meaning I need to get a present for a 27-year-old... Do you know anything good?"
His question fell on deaf ears as Matthias stopped processing what he was asking or the nonsense said before. However, the age stuck with him. 27? But the guy on the poster looks barely in his young adulthood. Then the thing in the tank-
A scream from Jordan snapped him out of his thinking as Jordan began to scream that his fingers were gone. Then Jordan got pulled further, his whole arm stuck in the slot of the tank that the usagi talked about. Jordan screamed and shouted and cursed before managing to free himself and land on the ground, his left arm missing and spurting blood. Then the lid of the tank slammed open and he emerged.
A man, approximately of 27 years of age slowly climbed out. He had green, partially scaly skin covered in important areas by tattered clothing scraps. He was slightly hunched over but would have at least stood at an easy 6'5. His body radiated raw power, his muscles tensing and easing with each breath. His eyes practically glowed an eerie yet enchanting yellow, encapsulated by the kelp or algae stuck in his tangled hair. As he stepped forward with his webbed feet he snarled, revealing his sharp and bloodied mouth. Without giving Jordan a chance, he dove down and began to tear at his neck while his clawed hands tore into Jordan's chest, creating a cavity of gore.
Matthias stumbled before booking it, not wanting to see Sammy feast on someone he knew, even if the guy deserved it. Matthias ran back to the entrance just as the shutters began to finish lowering. "Thank you for purchasing your overnight stay tickets," the loudspeaker system crackled to life. "We hope you enjoy a happy and fun time with the other eleven who purchased their tickets prior." To add to this, the park's walls suddenly rose higher, making it near impossible to scale out. Matthias felt panic in his heart as he tried to think about what next. He came to the conclusion that maybe someone could help him out of here, like that bunny-eared guy! But of course, he didn't want to die like Jordan did. A quick scan of the trash near him allowed Matthias to fish out a moldy map of the park. Using the nearest street lamp he was able to make out a few locations to pick from.
Threat Level: Low Remaining Survivors: 15/16 Injuries: none Mental state: Disturbed.
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have u seen the new jacob geller video? seems like itd b up your alley. id be curious to hear your thoughts on the philosophy of archival he talks about
Oh it was DEFINITELY up my alley, as an (at the very least) above-average obsessed fan of archiving my life's work to the best of my abilities. Geller brings up a really good point I've had to wrestle with, myself: What's the extent to which I can, well, archive?
Lately I've had to omit archiving multiple versions of my art because there's just... so many. Often I found myself erasing old versions just to put new ones in, only occasionally regretting it months or years later. There's some physical doodles I just haven't been able to archive, some that are probably lost forever. Sometimes I go about my day and check Discord only to find something missing I can't quite put my finger on; another server, deleted. How much do I archive of myself? Every word? Every pen stroke? Every conversation? Every thought, every dream, every morsel of food, every footstep, every blink, every fucking breath I've ever taken? Where does it stop?
The answer is it doesn't stop. At least, if you want a full archive of yourself. Different people have focused on different things, yeah. Some make dream journals, others make food diaries, others digitize their notebooks, others have github repositories or the like. But by god, is it hopeless to do everything.
I've tried to back those servers up, but, well... They get updated every day. I can't make backups of every server, every day. Archiving takes time, immense amounts of time, out of my day. Lately, I've been going to class lectures only to spend the time archiving my mind-boggling collection of notebook doodles from high school, for a purpose that isn't really that important right now. I'm not saying it's a universal experience, but to me, the process and goal of archiving puts me violently in the past and violently in the future, and rarely in the present.
I find myself just scrolling through my Everything Drive aimlessly, taking in the same colors I've already looked at for years, and it just feels like... I'm getting nothing new done. And then I continue building up this Everything Drive, for some unforeseeable unattainable "ideal" state that will never happen. I look back and I look forward constantly and sometimes I forget I can just step back and take in the moment as it is, without having to save an audio log of it, without having to record a video of it, without having to be constantly in fear of the decay of my memories. (Note that I have nothing against recording videos of things. I mean, I do that. A lot. That's why I bring it up. It just gets a bit too much after a while. I have 2000 videos and 2000 audio recordings on my phone. I barely ever check them.)
Callie, you probably have a few art pieces that might not be accessible anymore, because you might have put them in a discord server and just... Never kept a copy on your computer. Even for the art you made that is still accessible... How will you even go through the effort of collecting and archiving them, now? I got lucky to start my Everything Drive project relatively "early", in 2020, because Unus Annus scared lil ol me. Even then, I had a lot of work before me. I can't imagine starting that same project now, 3 years later.
On a slightly related note, sometimes a friend's hard drive just gets wiped. Sometimes someone's art hosting site gets taken down. Sometimes there's even something as mundane as someone quickly deleting their discord message as a joke. Things get deleted all the time, outside of my control.
I try to archive as much of myself as possible, but that's basically where I stop. Just myself. I can't archive everyone else to the extent I do for myself. I just hope they get to archive at least a small piece of themselves, their own way.
Back to Geller's video, though. I wanna say, The Internet Archive isn't fully a forever archive. People can try, yeah, and with enough people, something could very well last forever. But with individual items, it's a different story. I used to be very into the Archie Sonic comics, all for one specific character (if you want to know, it's Shard the Metal Sonic). Internet Archive, at that time, had a collection of pretty much every archie sonic comic, neatly organized and easily accessible straight from the website. It was a beautiful thing. Months later, trying to find a panel of a comic to take a screenshot of, I realized the collection had been taken down for copyright reasons. Sure, there's other collections of Archie Sonic comics, but those often fail to capture... Everything. Even the one I was looking at probably failed to capture everything. Some only have the early era of the comics, some only have the comics from Ian Flynn onwards. Some omit the spinoffs, others omit the end pages of the comics with fan mail and whatnot. One collection appears to be the most substantial, but seems to have forgotten a few pages in a few issues. It's just... Impossible, really. To get everything, and make it out in one piece.
I can't capture my paper doodles as accurately as they appear; in the Everything Drive, you zoom in enough, and you see pixels. There aren't pixels in real life. If I were to preserve every page of my high school notebooks, the scale of the collection would become gargantuan and completely inaccessible; just like Borges' map. I don't currently have the resources to download every video I've ever put on youtube or every stream I've done on twitch, and keep them on some external hard drives. I certainly don't have the space or even the time to preserve everything I love, everything I wish could stay just a little bit longer on this Earth. We all have our times to go, and all we can do is move just a few centimeters higher on this sinking ship.
So here I am, carving out my own corner, displaying only a select few categories of what I wish to preserve about myself. And in this corner, I'm happy.
Sorry if this rant is unhinged. I'm not deleting any of it. Guess I'm staying true to this topic, lmao.
I want to end by saying that if anyone wants to scroll through my Everything Drive (a google drive collection of as many digital + physical things ive made as im able to find and archive), I can send you a link! Just dm me if you wanna. Haven't fully finished organizing some recent art projects and a vast majority of my notebook doodles, but there's still already a fuck ton of shit in there.
Also my music streaming platform of choice is VLC Media Player
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The Little Spitfire (Committing to the Joke)
I would recommend reading the document but I'll crosspost below the "Keep Reading" line. Warning, it's very long.
As this is Tumblr and the place for all sorts of weird things, I bring you mine. Probably the strangest thing I put effort into writing. 6 pages of what amounts to a joke idea.
If anyone has an idea of who Eric and Triton should be, tell me, because I don't. At all. I'm so lost.
T.L.;D.R.: The Little Mermaid but it's the Skylanders as the cast instead, primarily the SuperChargers.
The Little Spitfire
(Committing to the Joke)
Somewhere high above and beyond your imagination is an adventure in fantasy. The Little Spitfire is a joke taken way too far and one that I have committed to solely for the meme. It is a Skylanders take on the story of The Little Mermaid (1989), replacing the original cast with our own flame-spirit SuperCharger Spitfire, optimistic lark Stormblade, gloomy Dreadwalker Nightfall and many more.
The Context
This joke came about while I was brainstorming cutscene dialog for a cutscene in my fan-game. This cutscene took place in an underwater kingdom and I was listening to "Under the Sea" to give some ambience. What I had come up with was that all Skylanders of all elements had been magically protected against the waters and were now swimming freely beneath the waves, making their way to an underwater palace. Spitfire and Stormblade would be chatting as they swam, with the conversion involving Spitfire expressing difficulty/confusion at swimming. Stormblade would then suggest he "does it the mermaid way" and would âdemonstrateâ what she meant (furiously wiggling and spasming up and down like a maniac). Spitfire would then copy her (much more fluidly and gracefully due to his merman-esque body shape). The conversation would then go as follows.
Spitfire: For some reason, I feel like I should get up on a rock and sing about being part of the world above. Stormblade: Same honestly. Can we do that later? Spitfire: Absolutely.
The reason that the conversation would go this way is for 3 reasons:
This fan-game establishes that all Skylanders are fans of Earth media and consume a lot of it. Spitfire alongside others is quite familiar with Disney movies like The Little Mermaid.
The fan-game itself is very musical in its mechanics, so Spitfire having the urge to sing isn't that strange. In fact, singing is a necessary requirement for unlocking the main power in the story. Specifically, itâs working together with others and being in-sync with one another as well as being able to work in harmony thatâs necessary. Singing and dancing being the easiest way to achieve that so thatâs what everyoneâs been doing. That's why Stormblade asks if they're going to sing later. She sees it as an offer to both have some fun and try and work together to harmonize.
Spitfire is willing to humor Stormblade's optimism and slightly odd suggestions like accepting offers to sing karaoke with her or play dancing games with her. If she wants to sing and dance all silly after a mission, heâs happy to join her. Itâs not his usual style, but he doesnât mind it, plus the above reasons of harmonizing would give him good reason to do it too.
Now, I didnât disregard this at all, because quite frankly, I like merfolk way too much and I saw Spitfire having a tail similar to them as the perfect opportunity to make the above conversation into a wonderful brick joke that still made sense in the setting (Iâm imagining either a full theater production of it, or just those two singing on a rock on the beach for fun). To quote myself: âIâll be honest, itâs the fact he doesn't have legs. I was like "yeah, I can merman thisâ. I mentioned this in the Portal Masters Lounge Discord server and user âFiredanneâ asked the following:
âDoes he dream of living up in the sky and collect raindrops and pieces of shot down planes?â
I said âno, but thatâs a great ideaâ and quickly the two of us realized that it made a lot more sense than Spitfire being a merman under the sea (which already doesnât make a lot of sense, full admittance). AndâŠwell, the joke went from there and it did not stop. After replaying the official soundtrack for The Little Mermaid, I decided to do it for the meme and bring you allâŠwhatever this can be considered. Crack post, probably.
The Actual Idea
Summary: Deep inside the volcanoes of Skylands, fire-spirit Spitfire lives in a glowing arcadia of magma and flames. But Spitfire wishes to live amongst the clouds, however his father King X* forbids him from realizing his dreams. One day, after saving the life of Y*, a creature from the air, Spitfire finds himself smitten with Y and makes a deal with a devious deadly witch to become an Air creature and must earn Yâs love before time runs out.
*X and Y are placeholders because I donât actually know who will fill those positions. More on that below.
The Plot
The plot would be the movieâs plot albeit with potential for some minor modifications to it, either to be more Skylanders-y or just because. Not entirely sure but I see the plot as having the same beats and basic layout but being somewhat different in execution. It absolutely has the songs though, Iâm not getting rid of that.
One of the most significant plot changes would be the role of Flounder if Stormblade takes that role. Stormblade would be a being of Air who would be Spitfireâs best friend and also his wingman, assisting him where necessary and such. Essentially, sheâd be a much more extraverted and adventurous Flounder whoâd act as Spitfireâs wingman and on-land ally (sheâd be a secondary protagonist almost). Because in canon, the two get along and seem to be on friendly terms, I can imagine Stormblade as Spitfireâs good friend and the one who tells him all about the sky, brings him stuff, goes exploring with him etc. Plus, the opportunity for both to duet songs like Part of Your World and Stormblade soloing Kiss the Girl is a lot of fun to imagine.
After that, the rest of the plot changes would boil down to some slightly different scenes, different dialog (but with the same intentions) and so forth. Since the story would take place in the sky, the setting would also be different, but that wouldnât really affect things all that much aside from some wording changes.
The Characters
Hereâs the current cast list as it stands. The question marks mean I donât know if that person I picked really fits at all, but it also means I donât know who would be in that role at all.
Ariel = Spitfire Flounder = ? Sebastian = Dive-Clops? Scuttle = Smash Hit? Prince Eric (Y) = ? King Triton (X) = ? Ursula = Nightfall
Spitfire would be a flame spirit prince who lives beneath the surface in a massive volcanic kingdom. This is to keep his âno legs, merman tailâ thing; now he has a reason to swim everywhere and also explains why as a flame spirit, he canât simply fly upwards (and on that note, he doesnât have his wings either, or his technical enhancements; he is pure fire and rock-body). He is stuck underground, but sneaks above onto the surface to explore and collect things that fall from the sky, birdwatch etc. Heâd go to the witch and thatâs where heâd get his wings and tech enhancement, but of course, heâd give up his voice and have the âget a kiss before 3 days is upâ condition.
Now, hereâs where it gets tricky for me. On the one hand, I could make Stormblade the Eric of the story (so she would be the Y character) and it would work perfectly fine. But on the other hand, Iâve also got another role for her, an expanded-upon version of Flounderâs role as detailed above and that also works perfectly. Both options for her work out really well because her canon relationship with Spitfire makes her ideal for both positions (as detailed in the plot section). Iâm torn about what to do with her because if not her, I donât know who would be the Eric role. It could be a man or a woman, but Iâve got no clue who Iâd pick. I know who I wouldnât want, but the elimination game hasnât been super helpful.
The easiest role to choose however is definitely Nightfall as Ursula. Sheâs a Dreadwalker, sheâs got the spooky colors, sheâs menacing-looking, she has the tentacled hair and she absolutely would kill it singing âPoor Unfortunate Soulsâ. And while sheâs not evil in personality, her personality would make her a more believable Ursula in comparison to say, Splat. Nightfall being of the Dark element also helps; sheâs opposite to bright fire and daylight.
The roles of Sebastian and Scuttle were also OK to come up with, but Iâm not too sure about them all. I went with Smash Hit for Scuttle because heâs a rather weird fellow, so he fits with Scuttleâs rather strange self. Dive-Clops is Sebastian solely because heâs the smallest of the cast (Iâm talking about him suitless, mind you) and I thought it would be hilarious to put him in a crab costume, or something like that. However, neither of them are Fire or Air elementals, so in the context of the story, it doesnât make all that much sense.
The role of King Triton is completely up in the air. I have no idea who could, would or should be in his role in the slightest. I know it should probably be a Fire elemental, I just donât know who. The role of Eric is also unknown for reasons detailed in Stormbladeâs entry above. I donât have a set person at all; the closest I got to someone who wasnât Stormblade is Ka-Boom and that was for a joke where Ka-Boom auditions and Spitfire struggles to drag him places, and also gets crushed underneath him because of size differences (to me, Ka-Boom look bigger than pretty much every Skylander by a large margin). It was not a serious consideration at all, full disclosure. I donât have a serious consideration for Eric except for maybe Stormblade as discussed above.
The Music
Iâm weak and I always make playlists and this joke is no exception. Obvious edits where necessary are obvious.
Fathoms Below: Opening song.
Part of Your World: Sung by Spitfire (maybe Stormblade too, depends on her role).
Under the Sea: Sung by whoever ends up being Sebastian.
Part of Your World (Reprise): Sung by Spitfire and no one else.
Poor Unfortunate Souls: Sung by Nightfall.
Kiss the Girl: Sung by whoever ends up being Sebastian or by Stormblade, depending on her role.
#Saying Stuff#Skylanders#Spitfire#Stormblade#Nightfall#Skylanders SuperChargers#The Little Mermaid#Disney
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I donât like Taiyang Xiao Long.
I do not like the character of Tai.
I do not like the line of âWell I guess you lost some brain cells along with that armâ at 6 minutes in Volume 4 Episode 4.
I do not like having Tai be ableist towards his own daughter after a traumatic event.
You know what else I donât like? Being told that I âinterpreted the scene wrongâ or that âTai was just joking with Yangâ or that âthatâs normal dad and daughter behaviorâ or that âyouâre overreactingâ or âthatâs not ableistâ or that âwhy focus so much on this one part of the show when there are bigger things to critique about RT?â (Yes these are all real things that have been said by people in a Discord server Iâm in.)
1) How the fuck do you incorrectly interpret a scene? If thereâs commentary by the showsâ creators saying something other than how I saw it, then yeah sure, I was wrong. Until I see that, then all interpretations are relative and change from person to person. I see it as offensive and in poor taste and others might not bat an eye.
2)I think Iâm missing the joke. Last time I checked, saying things like âha you lost an armâ isnât very funny. Or how about âha youâre in a wheel chair and canât move your legs ever againâ. Or âha youâre blind.â It seems like itâs Tai laughing at Yangâs expense. You know, his own daughter who had her arm cut off, doesnât know where her little sister is, had her biological mother abandon her, her second mother figure possibly die, you as a father become distant and neglectful, her uncle struggles with alcoholism, one of her friends has been dragged to Atlas by her evil dad, and her other friend seemingly also abandoned her and this is all done in front of her former teachers. Of course why not try to have characters both be in serious mode and comedy haha funny moment when dealing with trauma, that certainly wonât come off as wanting to eat your cake and have it too.
3)If thatâs how your dad normally behaved around you, I recommend you seek out a therapist to talk that out.
4) Maybe. Maybe having three different people come after you for saying âhey this scene came off as ableist to meâ is over reacting but whatever.
5) Thanks for saying that making fun of someone losing a limb isnât ableist, that sure isnât ableist in itself. Not like RT has had a horrible record when it comes to ableism.
6) Maybe because RWBY is RTâs major show? Maybe itâs because I want to be critical of media I consume? Maybe itâs because how RWBY is handled reflects the nature of RT?
Hey, maybe I struggle separating art from the artist. Maybe Iâm biased because I think that Burnie Burnâs yellow Tesla looks stupid. Maybe I should just shut up and consume media. How dare I question the fictional characters in a show made by a slimy corporation?
But fine, fine, Iâll play devilâs advocate and give RT the benefit of the doubt for once, which I have stopped doing because if you give an inch, they take Miles (pun intended).
Alright letâs assume that Tai normally makes jokes like this and Yang is used to it and sheâs fine with it. Letâs assume that Tai is joking with Yang to lift her spirit.
We can now see where Yang learned to joke the fear and discomfort away from. Tai in his attempt to lift Yangâs spirits when sheâs feeling down has taught Yang to joke and smile when she isnât feeling good. He isnât teaching Yang how to confront her emotions, accept them, and healthily work through them. We see Yang doing this in V8, which gets called out by Ren.
Does this make Tai a bad parent? Not quite. Tai gets a âehhhh heâs not inherently badâ compared to a âyes he is badâ. Not a lot of improvement there.
So yes.
Tai is a bad character, and RT are ableist assholes.
Thanks for trying to shut me up Discord people, really make me feel so okay with myself that my ideas and views on media I enjoy watching is seen as wrong and Iâm just an idiot. Why even try.
Now if you need me, Iâm gonna keep pirating V9 and praying that RT collapses. You have fun consuming product and giving money to assholes.
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