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Fantasy High Characters and the song I think they'd listen to the most off the new Taylor Swift album
Kristen: okay early Trackerbees Kristen would listen to But Daddy I Love Him SO much and probably post lyrics on instagram. Judgemental small town with religious overtones opposed to a relationship? Just like her fr. Post-breakup Kristen blasts So Long London SO LOUD that the rest of Mordred Manor starts to have weird pavlovian responses to any song with the same chords.
Sandra Lynn: Sandra Lynn would not make it past Fortnight on the album I fear she would hear one song about an affair and turn off her phone. Sorry Sandra Lynn I love you queen but she would not have a good emotional time with this ablum
Jawbone: Jawbone WOULD love Fortnight but he doesn't pay attention to anything but the chorus and sort of assumes it's about the game. Occupational hazard of working with youths.
Riz: I truly beleive Riz was a Dateline kid and he'd like a cool song about going to Florida because you murdered someone. It's got burying bodies in swamps and stuff! Florence + The Machine is there! Great song for murder-obsessed teens.
Fig: I Can Do It With a Broken Heart because, she claims, "it's got a great beat!" (she misses Ayda)
Sklonda: Just pick whatever song you think people would listen to during sex and put it here. We know next to nothing about Sklonda/Gorthalax but I assume the sex is good so fill in the blank.
Kipperlilly: Kipperlilly was actually listening to Who's Afraid of Little Old Me on airpods when she stabbed Buddy Dawn and Brennan just didn't mention it. She's like 'oh an angry song for a short person that people don't want at parties? that's me.' Yes good question she WOULD sing the asylum lyric without any irony
Rueben: Rueben HATES Taylor Swift he DETESTS her no one can bring her up around him or he will go on a RANT but catch him crying to loml and thinking about Wanda Childa
Tracker: Nara walks on in her listening to How Did It End? and is like "oh why are you crying???" and Tracker has to lie REAL FAST and say she's thinking about Gallicea (sorry Nara)
Gorgug: All of the Bad Kids band together to keep him from hearing a single song off this album so that he doesn't think about Zelda and start crying.
Aelwyn: imgonnagetyouback because she loves to sing about violence
Adaine: Adaine listens to the first eight seconds of The Prophecy over and over against her will because Aelwyn keeps sending it to her under various guises being like "did this happen? did you see this? is this what the old elven people want?" it's like Elven Oracle rickrolling. To be clear - Adaine hates this song.
Fabian: I think Fabian would hear ONE sad song, think about the immense loneliness he feels every day, and throw his special edition vinyl out the window like a frisbee.
Gilear: Gilear accidentally downloaded an Enya album
Arthur Aguefort: this one is hard to explain but I think Aguefort would choose Clara Bow as a karaoke song despite it being one of the worst potential karaoke songs on the album. This is deliberate on his part. Also I think he'd be a real Stevie Nicks girlie.
Feel free to comment/argue/tell me your thoughts!
#important it's not the song they like the most it's the one they listen to the most#sandra lynn faeth#jawbone o'shaughnessey#Kipperlilly Copperkettle#fabian seacaster#kristen apple#tracker o'shaughnessey#aelwyn abernant#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#taylor swift#for anyone who has it blocked
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#girlblogging#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girlhood#tumblr girls#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del rey#girlboss fr#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#lana how i hate those guys#elizabeth grant#lizzy grant#girl interrupted#going crazy#just a girl#this is a girlblog#just girly things#cecilia lisbon#the virgin suicides#cecilia was the first to go#lana unreleased#sofia coppola#kristen dunst#female manipulator#girl interupted syndrome#fiona apple#sparkle jump rope queen
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I fully haven’t stopped thinking about Kipperlilly being pissed off at Fig’s german shepherding.
#like ‘ugh I want to kill Kristen Applebees but her freak friend won’t get away from her’#so good so good#Kristen apples with her dumb fucking highlighter yellow shoes#I love her so much#I made fig so smug here too#I hate their guts#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#d20 fhjy#dimension 20 fhjy#d20 spoilers#kristen applebees#fig faeth#kristen fantasy high#figsten#faebees#applefaeth#fig fantasy high#undescribed#my art
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Kristen Stewart in Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass
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Figuring this out at 3am Is the strangest feeling ever. AND THEY FIT SO WELL. The elements of harmony fit very well with most of them it’s scary
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high sophomore year#fantasy high freshman year#the bad kids#adaine abernant#fig faeth#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#brennan lee mulligan#dropout#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#rainbow dash#pinkie pie#fluttershy#rarity#apple jack#elements of harmony
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I think Mazey should date Fabian
And Fabian should date Gorgug and Ragh
Gorgug should also date Ragh, Unit and Squeem
Fig should date Ayda and take Gertie on occasional dates
Kristen should date Gertie
Adaine and Riz should constantly crash every date as the Attested Platonic Partners of the group. And take turns.
I would also include the Rat Grinders into some of those mix but I still need to think about it
#the bad kids#The apple never fall far from the tree#Referencing their parents#dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fantasy high#fantasy high#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#riz gukgak
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my take on equestria girls redesigns
#my friends always compare me to pinkie pie lol#mlp#mlp doodle#mlp fim#mlp redesign#equestria girls#equestrian girls redesign#redesign#twilight sparkle#rarity#fluttershy#apple jack#rainbow dash#pinkie pie#fanart#sketch#art#my art#I tried it give rainbow dash Kristen Stewart vibes…
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#girl blog#justine kurland#girl pictures#photography#girlhood#girlblogging#girlbogger#fiona apple#chloe sevigny#flowers#coquette#coquette aesthetic#angelcore#angelic#dollette#kristen dunst#sofia coppola#divine feminine#hyper feminine#femininity#womanhood#how i love being a woman#ultraviolence#cinnamon girl#brooklyn baby#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#it girl#just girly things
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I lay comfortably in the melancholy.
#girlhood#sofia coppola#the virgin suicides#hell is a teenage girl#my dark vanessa#lana del rey#fiona apple#girlblogging#lux lisbon#libson sisters#kristen dunst
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FINALLY caught up on TV shows I follow and watched new ones I’ve been meaning to check out…
Only Murders in the Building, season 4 (Hulu) – a perfect blend of crime, mystery, comedy, and heart: this is a certified comfort show. I don’t know how it keeps managing to expand the universe of such a niche podcast, but four seasons in, it’s still at it. And it doesn’t feel like a hasty expansion—something created out of popularity and demand—because all this time it’s actually been laying the ground for a much bigger arc. Steve Martin and Martin Short together are comedic gold—that’s a given; but Meryl Streep and Martin Short?? That’s an on-screen and off-screen pairing I didn’t know I needed.
Disclaimer* (Apple TV+) – this one’s difficult to discuss without spoilers but all you really need to know is it’s a psychological thriller written and directed by Alfonso Cuarón with Cate Blanchett at the helm. Parts of it feel clunky, with decisions made to force a narrative and serve a specific number of episodes, but if you can suspend your disbelief for that, it’s a meaty watch—heavy and triggering but also has you looking inwards and questioning your own prejudices. There is a gut punch of a line in the finale that will haunt you for the rest of your days, but it is worth watching the entire miniseries for.
Nobody Wants This, season 1 (Netflix) – here’s where they’re wrong: EVERYBODY WANTS THIS… everyone who was a teenager around 2005, anyway. My teen idol, Veronica Mars, with my teen crush, Seth Cohen, in a television rom-com?? 17-year-old me would have imploded from sheer joy and jealousy. Apparently, this isn’t the first time Kristen Bell and Adam Brody have played romantic partners, but since I didn’t reach the fifth season of House of Lies, this is the first time I’m seeing them together. And they are as adorable and as sexy together as you would expect them to be. The biggest surprise was how sharp the script is—this breed of rom-com is rare in this day and age.
The Franchise, season 1 (HBO Max) – this is a satirical comedy that pulls the curtain on the crazy shit a film crew���if they’re as unlucky as the Tecto team—has to put up with in the making of a superhero franchise. Would I have watched this if Daniel Brühl wasn’t in it? Maybe not. But I wouldn’t keep watching it if it wasn’t worthwhile. Created by the people behind Veep and Succession, it’s wickedly funny in a blink-and-you-miss-it kind of way. So, yeah, best watched with subtitles on.
Slow Horses, season 4 (Apple TV+) – in some ways this is your typical British spy thriller that has nail-biting action, an unexpected mole, and a tragic death but, in many ways, it isn’t. The spies are losers who aren’t easy to root for, but against all odds, they somehow always save the day. It’s ridiculous and brilliant and hilarious and I love it so much. On its fourth season, it proves that it still has much to offer—might be its strongest yet—with little seeds they’ve planted early on finally bearing fruit. Easily the most underrated show on this list.
The Day of the Jackal, season 1 (Peacock) – you know that episode in The Office (US) where they’re debating if Hilary Swank is hot or not? I had a similar one in my mind the entire time watching this—but with Eddie Redmayne on stand. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always liked him, I think he’s a phenomenal actor, but the most I would have ever described him was cute. This role had me seeing him in a whole new light though—not too different from when Benedict Cumberbatch took on the role of Sherlock. I don’t know if they’ve cast the new 007 yet but this could be the audition tape that puts him in the running. He’s SO GOOD that it’s easy to forget you're rooting for the villain. Redmayne’s Jackal has the steely precision of Jason Bourne, the disguises of Ethan Hunt minus the camp, and the sharp fashion and globetrotting lifestyle of a young and contemporary James Bond—what’s not to like? And, fuck yes, he’s hot.
#TV shows#2024#TV recommendations#only murders in the building#hulu#steve martin#martin short#meryl streep#disclaimer#apple tv#cate blanchett#alfonso cuarón#slow horses#nobody wants this#netflix#kristen bell#veronica mars#adam brody#seth cohen#the franchise#hbo max#daniel brühl#the day of the jackal#peacock#eddie redmayne
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#slow horses#apple tv#slow horses series#slow horses season 4 poster#slow horses s4#slow horses s4 trailer#slow horses s4 premiere#slow horses spoilers#jackson lamb#gary oldman#river cartwright#jack lowden#louisa guy#catherine standish#catherine#catherine is the cutest#jackson x catherine#saskia reeves#diana taverner#kristen scott thomas#roddy ho#christopher chung#marcus longridge#full trailer#september 4th
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haven’t finished the new episode yet but i have to say kristen making out with gertie was SO unexpected to me but so fucking funny. fabian go away i’m making out with your nemesis. ITS DEFINITELY FOR THE PURPOSES OF SOLVING THE MYSTERY AND NOTHING ELSE
#scream.#good for kristen#kristen applebees#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#WAIT A SECOND#KRISTEN APPLE/BEES/#oh my god
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Botanic Tournament : Apples Bracket !
Final
#botanic tournament#tournament polls#apples bracket#apple white#apple white ever after high#apple white eah#eah apple#eah apple white#ever after high apple#ever after high#eah#eah dolls#kristen applebees#d20#dimension 20#dimension twenty#dollblr#gameblr#fantasy high
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Could I ever trouble you for 🧸💔🪢😭 headcanons for Cork Applebees? Worlds smallest boy :( (Fully get it if not since he's basically mentioned once in the whole show lol /gen)
oh please yes i love talking about the applebees siblings and I adore our smallest guy cork!
🧸 A headcanon about their childhood
they used to get sent to the backyard to play for hours at a time during the summers as kids and while his siblings would play or fight or mess around cork would just climb to the top of the tree they had in the yard and hang out up there just watching them. no one could get as high as he could so he would just hang out, sometimes hide up there when anyone was upset with him, he was just truly a kid in the tree at all times
💔 An angsty headcanon
no one would tell him why kristen left. he wasn't even allowed to ask and he doesn't really remember her leaving besides the fact that their house was attacked and she came back to heal him and then was gone and all of a sudden no one was allowed to talk about her. he couldn't even ask bucky or bricker cuz they would just say he wouldn't understand.
🪢 A headcanon about their family
by the time that cork was born kristen was 8 and was put in charge of him as soon as he was old enough to hold himself up. he spent pretty much his whole young life either with kristen or at the church nursery until kristen was chosen at 12 and all of a sudden she was too busy to take care of him.
😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.
when bucky started going to aguefort, cork was terrified he was gonna lose another sibling, but instead somehow it was worse. all of a sudden kristen was back and spending time with his brother, with his parents, but not with him. Kristen came back into their lives just as quickly as she left but from cork's perspective she made no attempt to see him, like she didn't even remember him.
ask game here!!!
#I fufking love apple kids thank you for asking about them#d20#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#bird answers#kristen applebees#cork applebees#fantasy high headcannons
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where’s the warm winds that accompany me on my late walks on the boardwalk with mango ice cream barely melting against my tanned hands
#girlblogging#i’m just a girl#lana del rey#real#girl blogger#slay#relatable#fiona apple#lizzy grant#taylor swift#sofia coppola#the virgin suicides#lux lisbon#mazzy star#gilmore girls#kristen dunst#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#this is a girlblog#girlhood#spring is NOT here#not even poetry#i just want summer#localy hated
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