#krishna balram

[sambhavami]

🎉🎉🎉 Happy New Year! 🎉🎉🎉

[krishna-sangini]

Can't believe cartoons like 'Selfie with Bajrangi' and 'Little Singham' are going to be nostalgia for today's kids :)

[pleasantlysecretdream]

Can we talk about Balram please? That guy went along with all of his brother's leela. Imagine how frustrated he would be to see things going smooth and then hears a little snicker from Krishna and just knows that shit's about to go down.

[hum-suffer]

Krishna is so cute bro. Like. He's so cute. You look at him and all you wanna do is hug him and never let him go. If you think of hurting Krishna, you'd better first accept death because honestly I'm coming for you. You won't know when. But I'll be there

— Balram bhaiya, probably

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Krishna: *to the council* This year I lost my dear brother, Baldau 😞-

Balram, who has been sick and unable to attend the council for a few weeks: *from his chamber* QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Krishna: Sometimes I can still hear his voice 😞

[jukti-torko-golpo]

Jagannath Balram Subhadra

I tried drawing in the Odia Patachitra style. I have newfound IMMENSE respect for Patuas now. I drew this digitally with the privilege of an undo button and symmetry tool. How do they manage far superior and intricate artworks on paper with limited scope of correction is beyond me.

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[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Balram: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Krishna: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a hijink.

[latent-thoughts]

Balram: You follow no rules. You're a loose cannon, Kanha.

Krishna: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but not loose.😏

Arjun: I think he plays by his own rules.

Subhadra: He thinks rules were made to be broken.

Balram: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.🤷‍♂️

Krishna: No, I'm very precise in hitting my targets. Bheem is a loose cannon.

Bheem: *crashes through a door* Who called my name?

[kanhapriya]

Yashoda: I know you snuck out last night, Kanha .

Balram: Play dumb!

Krishna : Who's Kanha?

Balram: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

[devimayi]

i imagine vrindavan to be chaotic and messy in the best way possible. krishna playing his flute means that everyone will stop whatever they are doing. radha and the sakhis constantly try to outwit this makhan chor but to no avail. every prank of theirs is reported by the parrots that krishna bribes feeds everyday for this entire purpose.

mother yashoda and nanda maharaj are doing their duties when krishna's elder brother balram rushes in, throwing accusations against krishna.

krishna refutes them and the parents share a fond look with each other while their mischevous children argue.

dwarka is no less chaotic, perhaps tempered by the maturity krishna shows. the makhan chor of braj remains with the people of vrindavan, gokul, barsana and only them. dwarka sees the dawn of yaduvanshi vāsudev shri krishna. a new leaf of the same flower of madhav.

[stardustkrishnaverse]

okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial

[sofiamerliah]

Balram: Kanha, can you break it down simply for the mere mortals?

Krishna: *Sips Mango juice* Dau, Simplicity is not my Area. I operate on Divine Complexity.

Arjun: Yup! Just finished my 18-chapter crash course in existential crises 🥲

Draupadi: *Facepalms so hard it creates a new epic*

[teaandsunlighttt]

Imagine a sitcom about Kanha, Balram, Subhadra and Arjun existing in the 21st century😭😭

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

Arjuni: What are you going to do if Balram Dau forbids us to get married?

Arjuni: Because, apparently, Balram Dau said that he won't let us

Krishna: I will elope with you

Balram: Kanha I am just joking!

Krishna: well, I am not

Balaram: . . .

Arjuni:

Arjuni: Come on, let's run away

Krishna: Yea let's go

Balram: NO—

[hum-suffer]

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. Red and gold and orange, he often said they looked more like sunset than fire that poets called them.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. They grew in Dwarka by bunches. Against the green and brown of trees, they looked like waterfalls of the furnace, he said.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. He had planted his first plant of palash in the palace of Dwarka, he had watered it everyday after his sword practice.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. He fought ferociously against his grandfather, Vasudev, when he wanted to tear down his palash tree for the renovation of the palace.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. He hid in the branches of his palash tree when he ran from his mother. He stepped on his uncle, Krishna, and reached those heights with loud laughs. He watched his mother run around the tree as he hid.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. He wrapped them in leaves and took them to his father every time he was allowed to visit him. Arjun wore them in his hair proudly, said the flowers matched his ascetic clothes.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. When he was married, everyone who had seen him grow threw palash flowers on his head. He laughed when his aunt Revati claimed she specially ordered the flowers from Vidharbh for him, he knew she could possibly do it just for the ostentatious idea.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. Uttara wore the same colour as them the next day of their marriage. His aunt Rukmini and Elder mother Draupadi teased him red for it.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers. His uncle Balram gave him a new bow for the upcoming war. It had palash flowers carved at all seven joints.

Abhimanyu loved palash flowers.

His pyre burnt the same colour as them.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Krishna: *in bed* Is drinking milk without turmeric un"haldi"?

Balaram: *yeets him off the bed*