#krishna balram
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sambhavami · 1 month ago
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🎉🎉🎉 Happy New Year! 🎉🎉🎉
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krishna-sangini · 2 years ago
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Can't believe cartoons like 'Selfie with Bajrangi' and 'Little Singham' are going to be nostalgia for today's kids :)
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pleasantlysecretdream · 2 years ago
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Can we talk about Balram please? That guy went along with all of his brother's leela. Imagine how frustrated he would be to see things going smooth and then hears a little snicker from Krishna and just knows that shit's about to go down.
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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months ago
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Krishna: *to the council* This year I lost my dear brother, Baldau 😞-
Balram, who has been sick and unable to attend the council for a few weeks: *from his chamber* QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!
Krishna: Sometimes I can still hear his voice 😞
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jukti-torko-golpo · 7 months ago
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Jagannath Balram Subhadra
I tried drawing in the Odia Patachitra style. I have newfound IMMENSE respect for Patuas now. I drew this digitally with the privilege of an undo button and symmetry tool. How do they manage far superior and intricate artworks on paper with limited scope of correction is beyond me.
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hum-suffer · 23 hours ago
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Krishna is so cute bro. Like. He's so cute. You look at him and all you wanna do is hug him and never let him go. If you think of hurting Krishna, you'd better first accept death because honestly I'm coming for you. You won't know when. But I'll be there
— Balram bhaiya, probably
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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 9 months ago
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Balram: This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Krishna: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a hijink.
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latent-thoughts · 1 year ago
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Balram: You follow no rules. You're a loose cannon, Kanha.
Krishna: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but not loose.😏
Arjun: I think he plays by his own rules.
Subhadra: He thinks rules were made to be broken.
Balram: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.🤷‍♂️
Krishna: No, I'm very precise in hitting my targets. Bheem is a loose cannon.
Bheem: *crashes through a door* Who called my name?
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kanhapriya · 1 year ago
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Yashoda: I know you snuck out last night, Kanha .
Balram: Play dumb!
Krishna : Who's Kanha?
Balram: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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devimayi · 1 year ago
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i imagine vrindavan to be chaotic and messy in the best way possible. krishna playing his flute means that everyone will stop whatever they are doing. radha and the sakhis constantly try to outwit this makhan chor but to no avail. every prank of theirs is reported by the parrots that krishna bribes feeds everyday for this entire purpose.
mother yashoda and nanda maharaj are doing their duties when krishna's elder brother balram rushes in, throwing accusations against krishna.
krishna refutes them and the parents share a fond look with each other while their mischevous children argue.
dwarka is no less chaotic, perhaps tempered by the maturity krishna shows. the makhan chor of braj remains with the people of vrindavan, gokul, barsana and only them. dwarka sees the dawn of yaduvanshi vāsudev shri krishna. a new leaf of the same flower of madhav.
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stardustkrishnaverse · 1 year ago
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okay inspired by this post
🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚
- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME
- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR
- sends outdated memes
- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually
- the most charming sweetheart texter ever
- wants all ur attention
- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰
- dramatic af
- also top quality advice for literally every life problem
- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)
-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'
-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)
y/n: *sends cute pic of self*
krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝
krishna : SAKHI IM DYING
y/n : OMG WHAT
y/n : KANHA???
y/n : ?????
y/n : WHERE R U
y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭
y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY
[10hrs later]
krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌
[left on seen]
krishna : SAKHI COME BACK
krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨
y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*
krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~
krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂
krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭
krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband
krishna : silly me !
krishna : 😆
krishna : got worried for a sec !
- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰
y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂
BONUS BALARAM:
- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'
- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji
- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response
- daily hydration reminders
- daily bedtime reminders
- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"
- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"
- will cook for u in exam szn
- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*
- on ur speed dial
- on everyones speed dial
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sofiamerliah · 9 months ago
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Balram: Kanha, can you break it down simply for the mere mortals?
Krishna: *Sips Mango juice* Dau, Simplicity is not my Area. I operate on Divine Complexity.
Arjun: Yup! Just finished my 18-chapter crash course in existential crises 🥲
Draupadi: *Facepalms so hard it creates a new epic*
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teaandsunlighttt · 7 months ago
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Imagine a sitcom about Kanha, Balram, Subhadra and Arjun existing in the 21st century😭😭
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aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna · 8 months ago
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Arjuni: What are you going to do if Balram Dau forbids us to get married?
Arjuni: Because, apparently, Balram Dau said that he won't let us
Krishna: I will elope with you
Balram: Kanha I am just joking!
Krishna: well, I am not
Balaram: . . .
Arjuni:
Arjuni: Come on, let's run away
Krishna: Yea let's go
Balram: NO—
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h0bg0blin-meat · 1 year ago
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Krishna: *in bed* Is drinking milk without turmeric un"haldi"?
Balaram: *yeets him off the bed*
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sassylassy123 · 2 years ago
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Krishnn: Life is meaningless, what is even the point?
Yashoda Ma: What happened?
Dau: We didn't stop at McDonald's.
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