#im way too invested in this

[stardustkrishnaverse]

okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial

[toringo]

Post haul (@/justcosmos1 Anti Tulpar au) Cw: Workplace abuse, cigar burns

Curly gets called to the office a lot after they land! For paperwork and such formalities.

[yurisupernova]

GO VOTE PHAN IF U LOVE GAY PPL!!!!!

[killerpancakeburger]

Like fucking around and find out like Miguel did - going to another dimension and stay there - it makes sense that this would break shit. The multiverse said "you dont belong here" and acted in retribution.

But the canon events? He's actually telling people "your future is set in stone. You can't escape your fate." And its BS. If someone NOT FROM THE RIGHT DIMENSION fucks it up, like Miles did in Pavitr's universe (maybe dont give him a pass??? Cause the adults did this. Letting him roam around not knowing the risks), it makes sense! Because Miles don't belong here! Its not that the police captain wasnt supposed to be saved at all, he was saved by someone from another dimension! And thats what broke the multiverse.

But you can fuck up YOUR OWN CANON! Because its your life and no one else! Its what makes you a spiderman different from the other ones! Your life isnt set in stone. The future isnt written in advance.

That being said Im worried the fact that Miles knows in advance when and how his father will die will fuck everything up. Because Miles is NOT supposed to know the future. And acting upon knowledge you're not supposed to have, I can see it triggering the multiverse into action to fix this anomaly.

Besides his violence (verbal, physical when he throws objects and fight), what bothered me about Miguel is how every one of his word is to be trusted. And it is trusted, by every spider in the spider society apparently. Without question.

Like just because Miguel broke the canon once, that makes him an expert on the subject? Surely he knows as a scientist that a one time event isnt reliable enough to base your whole theory on it...?

Lyla says there's an algorithm, where does come from? How was it done? By a single guy? No peer review?

It's just that everything around the multiverse treated as truth is just Miguel's theory. And because he's the only one with that knowledge and their leader, no one ever questions him? That can't be good. Nor healthy.

Gwen and Miles questionned him the right way. "How do you know?" "Do you know what happens for sure if he breaks the canon?" And the answer "Do you wanna find out?" Feels like admitting he doesnt actually know. He isnt sure.

They should do more research, get data and experiment before rushing into life changing decisions. Before deciding that theres only one right way to do thing, Miguel's way. Surely among the thousands of spiderppl they got, there must be other scientists.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

“things changed when you left. i changed.”

“i know, buddy, i know. you did what you had to do to survive.”

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collaboration with @brainworms-all-night-long!!!! i did the lineart while they did the rendering!!! go give them some love, they make incredible stuff 🩵🩵

[bottombaron]

just me thinking abt the insidiousness of the Familiar Clinic

a place where every familiar is recommended to be put down

not because of any injury or disease

but because their vampire cared about them enough to take them there in the first place

[suntails]

🐙⚔️

[sn0wp1anets]

...can you tell who i main...

[purplepixel]

IM JUST SEEING THIS NOW! LOVE THE DESIGNS! I had to guess via fic to figure out the outfits and my text to image is not perfect but I'm pleased to see I got some things right! Like somehow I got the style of armor for each of them correct. Will reference this for future fanart! (Yes future. I love your fic ok and I must show my appreciation)

my dear dear friend and hype man helped me visualize twins' battle arena outfits of "Tyrian" and "Astros" from my fic 'Spider's Web With Strings Attached' on AO3 (link pinned on blog)

art by @drsmer

[averycutesalamander]

i have extremely neutral opinions about SMAUs (social media AUs) but i just thought about what Boothill's role would be in one and im kind of losing my mind about it.

his account handle is @.silvergunshura and he literally only posts clumsy nature photos and occasional pics of his gun. a handful of videos that are just the sound of the wilds. never puts any captions or tags on his posts. extremely long unacknowledged absences with no schedule. double-digit amount of followers at an absolute maximum. absolutely no interaction with his audience. or anyone else on the platform actually. quite frankly he doesn't pay any attention to his following in the slightest. bro simply cannot be bothered. for all he cares he is sending these photos to the void and there are no other users on the platform.

and then he posts one (1) video of him at the shooting range nailing bullseyes left and right like it's nothing. barely half of his body is in frame and most of his face is covered by his hair. someone with a decent following shares it and his entire fucking profile EXPLODES because people will NOT stop talking about how hot he is and it kinda snowballs from there. people go through his entire backlog only to find ZERO other posts with his face or body in them. the best they get is little snippets of his arms. people are frothing at the fucking mouth trying to figure out who he is and nobody knows because he literally hasn't said a single word in his entire posting history. people make theory posts, which obviously gets more people invested in this new mystery. his comments are filled with people speculating about who he is and what the fuck he's doing. someone posts a massive spreadsheet detailing all of the identifiable locations in his posts, and they're literally all over the galaxy. immediately afterwards they're cancelled for some vague allegations about them being a shady intelligentsia guild member guilty of multiple human rights violations and everybody completely forgets about the spreadsheet.

Boothill posts a single blurry photo of his hand feeding a chipmunk and people lose their goddamn minds. he follows this up an hour later with a photo of the same chipmunk sitting on his shoulder that is somehow even blurrier than the last and it briefly trends on the front page. a week later he uploads a video of him playing a harmonica by a campfire, once again barely in frame, lit only by the flickering fire. people brighten the video in a desperate attempt to get a better look at his face, but there's nothing identifiable. someone posts a slightly unhinged video examining the tiniest pixels in every screencap of him that they can find, claiming that he's definitely a halovian because of some extremely blurry details, and you technically can't deny it as a possibility because there are no clear shots of where his halo or wings would be. naturally this severely divides fans, and several other theories about his species pop up over the course of a few days. many people are called morons from all sides.

the REAL drama comes when he posts a picture where he's holding what looks suspiciously like an extremely precious meteorite-formed gem that was stolen during a private IPC auction two weeks ago. this post is also notable because it's the first time he's used a caption and it's literally just "lol". naturally people quickly connects the dots and realize that he's BOOTHILL, that crazy motherfucker with the vendetta against the IPC, and why the fuck is he posting nature photos and videos of him feeding birds and shit. silvergunshura fans are instantly divided by discourse about whether or not it's ethical to be a fan. "silvergun fans dni" and "silvergun antis dni" become staples in the bios of people invested in the drama. a bunch of fans start using his substitute swears, and whether or not this is ironic is extremely debatable. the business of cyborg modifications has a moderate boom. anti-IPC sentiments have a notable increase, but now the people doing serious exposés and earnest discussion about the humanitarian crimes of the IPC that are concealed from the public are constantly called simps. there's a brief stint with a handful of Boothill copycat crimes that are all solved within the week.

people unsuccessfully try to hunt down any other potential socials to no avail, but this does spawn a massive wave of fake accounts on a million different platforms, which obviously successfully baits a ton of people. the drama gets even spicier when the moderators shut down his account. one of the mods gets doxxed by an outraged fan. even more fake accounts pop up. Boothill comes back less than a week later as @.silvercowboy244 like nothing happened. his returning post is a crooked picture of a sorta weird looking tree, and he's pointing toward the top left of the frame. the caption is just "bird?" and nobody can figure out what the FUCK that's supposed to mean, because there's no bird visible in the picture, nor is there a bird nest in the tree. conspiracy theories and decoders are immediately chomping at the bit trying to figure out if it has some kind of secret meaning.

tons of people try to use his posts to pinpoint his location for clout or the bounty money or to find him in person and beg him to let them give him head, but he never posts them exactly when they're taken, and nobody can figure out what the fuck logic he's using to pick his next destination. there's an IPC investigation. his accounts keep getting banned but he keeps coming back like a cockroach. dedicated fan archives are made to preserve all of his shitty photos. he never acknowledges any of the drama.

if you're fortunate enough to know Boothill personally and you ask him about all of that weird shit with his socials, he just shrugs and says, "yep, i keep gettin' locked out. can't remember passwords for shirt." if you ask him what he thinks of all the drama surrounding his online presence, he gives you the most bewildered expression you've ever seen on his face. "what the fork are you yappin' about?? what do you mean i got "band" ?? disk horse??? docksing???? i think you've got a few screws loose buddy" and he promptly forgets about the entire ordeal and goes back to posting blurry nature pictures like literally nothing happened.

edit: here's part two-ish lol

[kaeya-senpai]

Who up playing my toxic yaoi dating sim

[puddii-ng]

various shumikas doodles……

[cajunfoxnight]

Merry Crimmus and Happy Holigays 🎄 part 1??

[nonjumbledclown]

when i watched @what-is-my-aesthetic's video i didnt expect to get into this series so badly that i created a whole narrative in my head ... thanks again athena for infecting me with new things to check out SIGHHH also ontopic of said video PLEAAAASE check it out

[ashildrs]

legendborn page 419 you are polyamory foreshadowing. to me <3

[call-me-rucy]

Barrayar

The Warrior's Apprentice

(For those who said "read Barrayar in it's place and reread later to fully appreciate references". You were right.)