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vaijayantheee · 4 years ago

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Krishna: *showing off his new skates to Dau, Subhadra and Arjun - singing “They see me rollin’, they hatin’”

Arjun and Subhadra: *love heart eyes* WE NEED TO GET THOSE SKATES

Duryodhan and Karn: *hatin’ and sulkin’ in the corner cuz they don’t have the skates*

#krishna #arjun #subhadra #balaram #duryodhan #karna #there’s too many things happening in this meme my gosh #lmao #incorrect mahabharata quotes

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 5 months ago

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I don't care if the characters in the text try to justify it either. Their justifications are not valid 90% of the time anyway.

-Mod S

#mahabharata #hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharata quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharat memes #i'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod: s

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siyakepiya · 5 years ago

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Yudhishthir: I have been an asshole...

Krishna :

Yudhishthir:

Krishna :

Yudhishthir:

Krishna :

Yudhishthir:

Krishna : Aight man. If you are waiting for me to disagree, then it's gonna be a long night.

#krishna #yudhishthir #yudhisthir or yudhishit?#incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect mahabharata quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect but accurate #mahabharata #mahabharat

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h0bg0blin-meat · 1 year ago

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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

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questionableresponses · 2 years ago

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Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me

Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*

#mahabharat #mahabharata #krishna #arjuna #incorrect mahabharata quotes #source: my girlfriend #hindu memes #hinduism memes

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stxrrynxghts · 1 year ago

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"I used to crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro." -Nakul

#mahabharat #mahabharata #nakul #incorrect mahabharata quotes #nakul the great

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ishaaron-ishaaron-me · 20 days ago

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like seriously….. I am tired of this same theme

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desikanya · 2 months ago

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#desiblr #desi tumblr #desi tag #desi #desi academia #desi core #hindublr #mahabharat headcanon #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #mahabharata #krishna #karna #arjuna

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hum-suffer · 3 months ago

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Krishna is so cute bro. Like. He's so cute. You look at him and all you wanna do is hug him and never let him go. If you think of hurting Krishna, you'd better first accept death because honestly I'm coming for you. You won't know when. But I'll be there

— Balram bhaiya, probably

#suffer ye suhana nahi #desiblr #mahabharat #krishna #Balram #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes

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krishnasgirlmanu · 9 days ago

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how krishna ji be reading all my letters, blogs, posts, notes, etc about him :

#Just saw this pic on Pinterest and thot #hindublr #krishnablr #bhakti #gopiblr #aesthetics and romanticisms of bhakti #krishna #krishnasgirlmanu #devotion #manuonmadhuryamode #mahabharata #incorrect quotes #incorrect mahabharat quotes

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 3 months ago

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This Valentine's week, I want us all to remember the only couple ever that mattered- The Yaoi Generals from Jarasandha's army.

Truly, no one else was doing it like them. Romeo and Juliet who? I only know Hansa and Dimbhaka.

-Mod S

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siyakepiya · 5 years ago

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Krishna : Bhrata Duryodhan!

Duryodhan: Hey Vasudev

Krishna : I need you to do me a favor

Duryodhan: Me? O...kay?

Krishna : Could you say out loud "I'm gonna"?

Duryodhan: uh.. Alright. I'M GONNA

Krishna,Arjun,Draupadi,Bheem: TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD!..

Duryodhan: ...

Shakuni : When will you learn kid?

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h0bg0blin-meat · 2 years ago

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Bheem: *throwing open the doors to Nakul and Sahdev'a chamber" Wake up! The sun has risen!

Nakul: And what do you want us to do?

Sahdev: Photosynthesis?

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happypopcornprincess · 1 year ago

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The best buddies in Mahabharata tbh!

Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me

Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*

#mahabharata #mahabharat #krishna #arjuna #incorrect mahabharata quotes #hindu memes #hinduism memes

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stxrrynxghts · 5 months ago

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Krishna: Am I in trouble? Yashoda: take a guess. Krishna: no? Yashoda: take another guess.

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharat quotes #krishna #yashoda #krishnablr #welcome to shenanigans of bby Krishna: episode 16108

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friend-shaped-but · 6 months ago

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#mahabharata #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #krishna

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