#incorrect Mahabharata quotes

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I don't care if the characters in the text try to justify it either. Their justifications are not valid 90% of the time anyway.

-Mod S

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

[stxrrynxghts]

"I used to crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro." -Nakul

[questionableresponses]

Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me

Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*

[fanfictionroxs]

Draupadi: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Drishtadyum: What the hell!?

Draupadi: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Draupadi, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Drishtadyum , whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[ilmacore]

Yudhistira with dharma dog at the end of Mahabharata

[friend-shaped-but]

[zeherili-ankhein]

I think Arjun was the only middle child ever to be more popular than his brothers.... Because other than that all middle childs are forgotten

[stardustkrishnaverse]

krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Actually the Tirupati one is great cause the version I heard really justifies Lakshmi's sorrow. Cause Vishnu got kicked on the heart, where Lakshmi resides, and it really hurt her when he dealt with the shit by getting up and soothing the sage instead of like, yeeting him into non existence.

Vishnu totallu deserved the divorce papers served to him, lmao. I'd leave my partner too if they did shit like that.

-Mod G

Vishnu, after knowing someone's got a very funny boon: READ YOUR CONTRACT FOLKS AND DON’T GET SCAMMED BUT IF YOU’RE A DEMON BE SURE AS HELL BITCH I’M GONNA LOOPHOLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

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Krishna: Karna, it's not too late. Come to the Pandavas' side and leave Duryodhan.

Karna: You don't have all the facts.

Krishna: Which are?

Karna: I love him.

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Arjun: How do you keep so cool??

Krishna: Air conditioner.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

[nushkiespeaks]

It's utterly insane, utterly insane of how much people question Arjun's power, both physical and mental. You guys literally underestimate someone who had done PENANCE for 12 freaking years, someone who actually knew that Sri Krishna was Vishnu even before Geeta gyaan, and he was himself self aware that he was Rishi Nar ( Rishi Nar who himself had the power of penances for AGES guys). HE WAS A SELF AWARE HUMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE! HE HIMSELF KNEW HE WAS A GOD AS WELL, BUT IT WAS KRISHNA'S LEELA FOR WHICH HE CHOSE TO ACT SO!

This man had learnt an entire arsenal of weapons, learnt PASHUPATASTRA from Mahadev himself! This much mental strength and control he had upon him, and yet-- yet peeps make fun of his mental health, call him "Depressed bitch", and like what not. Not everything is meant for humor.

Arjun is literally known for his mental power and prowess, and you guys reduce him to what?!

No wonder people can't take powerful humans as it is and constantly make excuses to pull him down, IN THE GUISE OF SYMPATHY.

And when will you understand the difference between pure devotional breakdown, a serious series of doubts and questions with clinical depression 🙂

[ssj2hindudude]

[stxrrynxghts]

Krishna: Am I in trouble? Yashoda: take a guess. Krishna: no? Yashoda: take another guess.