#krampus family

[questionable-idea]

Merry christmas! don't forget to sexualize krampus to be on the nice list this year

[spoookyghooost]

I‘ve accepted Halloween is over. Happy Krampus.

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all who celebrate!! I hope you all have a safe and warm holiday season!

[mediamatinees]

You'd Better Watch Out. Krampus is Coming to Town.

You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. Krampus is coming, and you know exactly why. In my first official review for my December theme "Jingle Jangle and the Great Debaters", we're discussing family baggage with the 2015 horror comedy "Krampus."

Content Warning: Krampus contains mostly cartoonish violence, off-color humor, and toxic family dynamics. Though mostly campy, there’s some imagery that’s disturbing (like that God-forsaken, man-eating clown toy). There’s also the whole wishing your family was dead (so to speak) thing. Viewer discretion is advised.  Spoilers for Krampus ahead!  Whenever people think about the holidays, family…

[southernsophisticate]

Krampus.

[pandagirl45]

Loki: so, Santa is real

Tony: yeah

Loki: and our kids are planning on capturing him?

Bruce: unfortunately

Loki: I love it

Steve: no! My word... besides it's not Santa it's a horned fellow

Loki: *about to sip his cocoa choking on it* wait! No, not my nephew!!

Tony: krampus!?

Bruce: shit shit

[unproduciblesmackdown]

from joe iconis

[colorisbyshe]

does anyone have any good christmas movie recs that are on streaming?

my needs are somewhat specific--it'd be to watch with my mother and step father, so i don't want it to be like... a boring kids movie cause everyone involved is 30-65 years old

my stepdad tends to enjoy like... jennifer aniston comedies. so like adult humor but also probably nothing TOO much because... well... i'm watching with my parents... like i'm nto see weak i'd wither away if there was like a sex scene or a moment of full frontal nudity but like... if you are gonna rec a movie with that in it, warn me

my mom doesn't watch movies but last year we watched holidate and she seemed to have fun. i'll give her like a mike's hard lemonade and i'm sure she'd find most things amusing she's a lightweight baby

i just need something funny but like... probably pg 13 at least

[carrion-art]

Once it hits midnight, Krampus is replacing the autumn wreath

[zancorvid]

CarrierCon 2024 Cosplay Contest (Sat 3/09)

[ancestorsalive]

[chenziee]

Krampus!Law AU

Young krampus Law coming to take Luffy to hell for being bad and instead ends up being non-consensually assimilated into Luffy's found family and he doesn't have enough energy as a person to fight it. (He's also too week to that smile but no one has to know that.) It goes downhill from there and they eventually get married and adopt twp cats and a little cerberus puppy (is not very little after a few months). Law only bothers to actually take Luffy to hell when Luffy's at the end of his lifespan so they can keep being happily married (in hell)

Law's grandpa Is Not Pleased™ but when did Law ever care what Sengoku has to say? He'll come around eventually anyway, he's too soft (Cora's words)

Cora is very supportive and he comes visit every sunday with meat freshly roasted over hell's fire (made by Baby 5 and Baarbara the hell-goat because Cora might be a krampus and he might live in hell but he is also NOT allowed anywhere near a fire)

Ace thinks Luffy dating a krampus is fucking hilarious. Sabo likes to threaten Law any chance he can get just for the hell of it but he actually kind of likes him

Garp also thinks it's fucking hilarious but he also threatens Law every time he sees him (and he means it)

Dadan is the one who accidentally called Law to take Luffy after the shitty little brat broke one too many of her favourite mugs, glasses, plates, chairs, and dining tables. She's not even surprised that, not only is Luffy still running around breaking things, but he's now also dragging this poor, poor tired krampus along. She apologises to Law for the first time 2 minutes after Law first steps into their house

(Law just sighs and glances at Luffy, who grins and waves at him excitedly, and Law then can do nothing but shrug and mumble something about "his life getting ruined and for what? A smile so bright it blinds him? How disgusting.")

(Dadan is not entirely sure how she feels about Law's disturbingly relaxed tone but she also isn't getting paid enough to deal with That™)

(That™ being a painfully obvious crush)

The Straw Hats are not even surprised when Luffy introduces his new krampus friend to them and they all just look at him, look at Luffy, look at each other, shrug, and that's it

It only occurs to them a week later that Law is from hell and can therefore share info on unexplored lands, powerful demons, exotic kitchen, unknown plants, funny bugs (a question that was not well received by some), different medicine technics, ancient, undiscovered relics, and--oh god do these questions ever stop?!

Bepo, Penguin and Shachi freak out for a moment but then they notice how happy Law looks talking about how much Luffy drives him crazy and that's about enough for them

(Shachi and Penguin like to whine and complain about how Law should take his stupid pining elsewhere, some of us are lonely, you ass)

(They also like to actively and loudly plan the wedding years before it even becomes an option for Law and Luffy. They do it to tease and bother Law but also because once it comes down to it, they WILL be ready)

Doffy is that one aunt who drops by once a year unannounced, tries to get all the dirt on everyone and everything, shares the dirt on everyone and everything (without being asked), and then fucks off and is never heard of again until the next time he decides it's time to bother his favourite nephew and his cute little boyfriend again just because he thinks Law's reactions are funny

(Law has to recover for a week after each and every one of Doffy's visits)

[ziracona]

It’s one of the most stressful moments of your life when you play Little Hope blind, but on replay value the scene where John is (determinately) like “Leave me and save yourselves!” at the house and Angela and Andrew are screaming at him and Daniel is in the background with his head literally in his hands is one of the funniest compositions of all time

[theborzoiarebackintown]

These babies are delightful creatures. They’ve been pretty wonderful and patient this week, and are having fantastic progress with super short little training/exposure sessions to new things. Krampus will already hold a decent stack longer than I can convince Georgia to 🙄

[captaingimpy]

Review: Red One — the Santa Claus movie with a dash of die hard 

The holiday season is here, and with it comes a fresh batch of Christmas movies, including Red One, a big-budget, action-packed romp starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Chris Pine, and Kiernan Shipka. If you’re looking for a fun, over-the-top holiday flick that blends elements of Die Hard, fantasy, and family comedy, then Red One might just be what you’re looking for. Let’s get one thing…

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