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Derby and larp just argued about peeing... So derbys epic comeback was "I will never pee again"
#derby punk and larpbrat road trip#derby punk#LarpBrat#pee#why did we argue about this?#fuck if I know
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Derby: now I'm overheating...I think I'm having hot flashes.
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Derby: what if I just took my entire shirt of THEN took my bra off then put my shirt back on. Would that be ok?
Larp:...
Derby: I'm actually asking.
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So the 18 wheeler in front of us turned a bright back light on us. Derby proceeds to scream obscenities at them. Derby then realised she had her brights on in their mirrors. She proceeds to apologise. With more obscenities.
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Derby: you'd hit me if I took my hands off the wheel to take my bra off right now right?
Larp: YES.
Larp:
Larp: I am NOT taking your bra off for you!!!
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Derby: new fitness goal! I will be able to crush a watermelon between my thighs!
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Derby: French fry me!
Larp: excuse me?
Derby again: while I may blow up like a balloon I'm a very cute balloon.
Me: ...
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On drinking the best damn cherry cola.
LarpBrat:*smells* this smells like heaven. *drinks* and tastes like liver failure. *poors more*
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LarpBrat: calm your tits!
DerbyPunk: NO! They're party tits!
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Munchkin one: give me an N
Munchkin two: N!
One: give me an I!
Two: I!
One: give me an N
Two: N!
One: give me a J
Two: J!
One: give me an A
Two: A!
One: what's that spell?!
Two: *wearing a tmnt shirt* I don't know!
#the munchkins#LarpBrat and derbypunk have little sisters#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#cheerleaders#ninja
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The Mom: You know you're old enough to vote on school district stuff right?
LarpBrat: But I am school district stuff...
The Mom: No you aren't. you're in college.
LarpBrat:...
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I'm gonna cunt punch him. In the dick!
DerbyPunk. in reference to LarpBrat’s sorta Boyfriend.
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CandyPrincess: where is your water sifter?
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DerbyPunk: who's Aaron Burr?
LarpBrat: the damn fool who shot Alexander Hamilton!
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Of course the elementary school teacher had anal beads
LarpBrat. CAH.
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