#what...

[johnbottoms]

oh my god

[cocksley-and-catapult]

to me cocksley and catapult have sinned and now are condemned to live in eternal torment in which they are two animals that in real life would not survive together and are trying to cope but cannot, slowly losing all sense of sanity while getting to hate and love each other, destined to eventually succumb to their animal instinct and commit thanksgiving, where they will eventually be free fromtheir pixelated prision and leave, to then find that life after death is nothing but punishment, and there is only their purgatory and an infinite puke coloured void, therefore they choose to go back to their four panelled comic and act like they did when they were alive, hoping that they will forget their torment and believe that this is actually their life, in which chickens have butts and the walls are always changing, yet they do not leave the place, and where legs do not exist if not needed. are they aware that their suffering gives people a mere 30 seconds of mild amusement? that we only consider them a mere joke? vore, gay sex, and eggs are discussed frequently between laughter for us, and between tears, blood and digust between them. they will never escape the mspaint. for they must dance for me and us, the audience. dance, little furries, for the serotonin you produce keeps me satisfied. continue. your sadness and insanity feeds us, as cheeseburgers and grapes do. your confusion is fullfilling. the violence, i crave it. as i do with many such things like gay s- dance, dance, but do not complain, for you can be deleted and the puke vomit void will simply take over.

[neotomiccccc]

Silly

[spearxwind]

Well god damn!! I'M gonna be the one blocking you!! jesus christ!!! Imagine having this heated of a reaction to this image like hello:

its not even remotely about heavy breathing what the fuck are you talking about

i think you seriously need to go outside.

[autistic-pebbles-au]

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[WHAT...]

WHAT IS THIS...

I PUT THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE TO SOLVE THIS...

WHY WOULD I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT WHEN I HAD NO IDEA OF IT'S EXISTENCE????

[haunted-xander]

WHAT

[t4tails]

kryptonians give birth via egg ..?!?!?

[ura-niia]

I JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS S2

WHAT THE HELL

HUH WHUH??!!??!?? WHAT

AZIRACROW KISS AND FOR WHAT

HEAD IN HANDS THIS IS NOT HOW THE SEASON ENDS I REFUSE... I REFUSE

RAAAAAAGGGGHHGHHGHHH URGGGHHHHHH

[miraculousfanworks]

Fanfiction Prompt

Tikki: Okay, we've conducted our analysis, and we have some answers. Duusu: Adrien... you are not a Sentibeing. You were conceived naturally. Marinette: That's wonderful! Tikki: Now, you were subjected to a variety of hypnotic suggestions and behavioral therapy techniques designed to render you obedient to the wishes of your father, so that you would be a perfect little model and corporate asset well into adulthood, _and_ they put a microchip into your brain that releases chemicals that suppress your willpower to resist commands. Sort of like truth serum. There's a hidden button on the side of your father's ring that triggers their release. Marinette: stares Adrien: But I'm not an artificial being. Isn't that wonderful, Marinette?

Prompt by @dfcfanfics

[axquiva]

There is no way this is real I refuse to belive it

Buzz feed please explain yourself

[femmefitz]

WHY CAN SOME STATES SPLIT UP THEIR ELECTORAL VOTES???

[zerothejackal]

so did anyone else see this or...

[cocksley-and-catapult]

do they ever explore each other's bodies (vore connotations)

[boudicca]

patrick stump in house md ??!?!?!!!?!

[theliterarywolf]

"Wow, what a long day of work and then tutoring for several hours after! Sure hope that the creative world hasn't gotten anymore devastating news in the brief amount of time I was busy! Let's just open up Twitter and --"