#shaneposting

[neotomiccccc]

:)

[sdvshanewife]

good day to all the shane fans without fathers

good day to all the shane fans with daddy issues

good day to all the shane fans that like old men

good day to all the shane fans that relate to him

good day to all shane fans

BUT NOT GOOD DAY TO "I CAN FIX HIM" SHANE FANS!!!!!!!

[lucy-the-demon]

Funny thing about Shane being my comfort character is that I tell normal people about him and I say

" he's my adorable little bean, I love to see him happy and he's so skrunkly little blorbo! My beautiful handsome husband, he's like a spicy little kitten! Soo cute!"

And he looks like this

My point still stands

[crybaby-tami]

FINALLY DONE!!!!

Screenshots of the drawings separately under the cut sorry if any are blurry... I did try get them not to be blurry (???? huhh)

comic (thing) in order

family moments

and the big boy... Emily 8 heart event outfit (aka the reason I started drawing him lmao)

those earrings are clip on lmao

[takemetotheastralagain]

they were gonna ‘make me some Splatoon money white boy’ me but looking at memes and discussing the technicalities of a bracket took priority my ass is NOT making any Splatoon money here

[pray4faye]

HUSSSSSBANNNND

the shanerrrrrr

[hapfish]

i am once again shaneposting on main

[corvlth]

Shaneposting at 5 am in year of our lord 2024

[neotomiccccc]

If I could reset my life, maybe I’d start a chicken farm. Only free range eggs, of course.

[stardew-shitposterino]

Shane is a certified weirdo and I feel like I used to know a guy like him once

everone talks about shanes corn chip dialogue or the weird fungus mini fridge dialogue but i havent seen anybody talk about the arguably most cursed dialogue where he’s like “sometimes i remember im just a bag of juicy meaty flesh. hahah anyway.” like shane what the fuck

[sdvshanewife]

[lucy-the-demon]

Pov: you're a neurodivergent Shane lover and you're showing a nuerotypical person your photo library or your liked posts on tumblr

Yes it is all Shane

He's literally all I can think about

Im on the autism spectrum btw

I'm high functioning or whatever you call it nowadays I can't keep up with all these terms anymore blame the Shane brainrot hes all i ever think about

[crybaby-tami]

Alright, time to get ready for work.

here's the full canvas so far... plus the map out of that one part at the top i keep not working on LMAO

Technically speaking the top left corner shifts into that convo between Shane and Sebastian, then it goes to the bottom middle with they are kissing. idk, we don't really question what we draw lmao

[sdvshanewife]

SOOOO TRUE if you only like him because you want to fix him then you actually dont like him u just want to feel good about yourself

some of the shane 'fans' really grind my gears, using his character development as an excuse to insert their saviour complex into the game. he is not a man that needs to be fixed. you cannot, do not and will not fix him. he is a grown adult with mental health and addiction issues, and the ''i can fix him!!!'' brigade just feel very infantilising to me. they're totally misunderstansing the findamentals of Shane as a character. maybe i'm taking this too seriously, but it really rubs me the wrong way

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[bluegekk0]

Not sorry for Shaneposting at 10am on a Thursday. He is my boyfailure wife~

[spacepatrolhana]

back to shaneposting i dont care about persona