#JK Simmons

[onetruefool]

*Cave Johnson Voice*

Big news everyone! We found the last digit to pi!

Unfortunately what we don't know is how many places back it is; so what we're doing is working our way backwards while the rest of the world keeps going forward, and as soon as we meet in the middle

BAM

look who solved pi.

Us.

Sometimes the key to working smarter is to work smarter, not harder. Seems kinda obvious when I say it like that.

And to everyone who put money on "four" being the last number you're out 50 bucks. It's seven.

[animentality]

[siixcr]

doodle from the alex hirsch stream 2day

[texaschainsawmascara]

[first-ex-wife]

Ford Pines + quotes

Stan | Mabel | Dipper

[latecomerfangirl]

J.K. Simmons returns as Stanford Pines!!!

Ford reads thirsty comments!

[w2enha]

Jake links next pleaseeee

SIM JAEYUN, nsfw twitter/X links 𝝑𝑒 (smut, nsfw, fem!reader, lc: 5, warnings: mentions of pussy eating aka cunnilingus, hair pulling, toys, reverse cowboy, riding, doggy, back shots, possessive jake)

᧔࿔᧓ jake nsfw links per your request! if the links do not work, please let me know through dms so i can give you a step by step tutorial on how to get them working :> (ps. lc means link count!)

links just below the cut! minors please don’t interact! click on the question marks to view the videos >:333

𝇁𝇃𝇂 — jake LOVES eating your pussy, if he could he would eat you out for breakfast, lunch and dinner and that’s enough for him. The noises you make, and the sound of how wet you are always turns him on.

𝇁𝇃𝇂 — hair pulling is SUCH a jake move, he loves it so much especially when he’s fucking you from the back. he doesn’t care if it’s you pulling his hair and him pulling yours, just the fact he has that grip on you makes him hard.

𝇁𝇃𝇂 — you were away on a business trip leaving jake alone and frustrated, so he decided to relieve his tension by using his favorite toy.

𝇁𝇃𝇂 — Imagine dating jake, and the surprise he feels when he realizes he’s not your bias. When you pull his photocard, you’re happy—but when you pull sunghoon’s, your real favorite, you get even more excited. Wanting to change that, jake decides to show you why pulling his photocard has its own unique perks.

𝇁𝇃𝇂 — jake loves the view he gets while you fuck yourself on him. He loves seeing how wet your pussy makes his cock, and how fast you can cum from riding him.

[charleymarlowe]

HQ VERSION!!

Alex Hirsch hired me to edit the audio of JK Simmons reading Ford thirst comments, enjoy in its proper glory!

Also check out Alex reprising the role of Bill Cipher and sharing other cut pages in our Book of Bill podcast episode

Alternate version (with two more JK Simmons voice clips) up on our Patreon for FREE:

[korovaoverlook]

the gravity falls livestream in one image, for those who missed

[lousolversons]

I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34, and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remember who I was. WHIPLASH (2014) Dir. Damien Chazelle

[billysjoel]

WHIPLASH (2014) dir. Damien Chazelle

[titsybitsyspider]

rewatching all the spiderman movies and in spiderman i i know jj jameson is kind of a money-grubbing asshole but always remember when the green goblin was theatening his life asking for spiderman’s photographer, jameson lied. he was being held by the neck by this psycho flying bomb, has no reason to believe he will survive this, and peter is right there in the room, but HE LIES. he protects peter, and, albeit unknowingly, gives peter time to suit up and come back for him. but he doesn’t know spiderman is coming. he doesn’t trust spiderman, he has no way of knowing if he’ll survive this encounter, and the odds aren’t in his favor. so yeah, jameson kinda sucks, but remember that moment, when he saves peter’s life, almost at the cost of his own.

[babybirbb]

i’m gonna say it, i’m gonna say it….

the chemistry between dwayne johnson and chris evans in red one was so good and they should’ve kissed :) no i will not take criticism.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Probably very bad quality, but it's Ford calling himself a zaddy!

[bigbootyoiledupjoseph]

my contribution to the whiplash fandom..

[serialtourist]