#knitting baby

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG

[kleinergeist]

I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

[fili-gremlin]

I took this very nice picture of my adorable boy, Frumpkin, cuddling under the blanket so I'm going to make you all look at him. Because what else is the internet for, if not to look at pictures of cats?

[shovingdirtinmymouth]

somehow today was the first day that I was able to knit in a rocking chair and let me tell you guys that was a magical moment. I understand old ladies so much better now, like of course I want to sit in a rocking chair outside and watch the neighbors. These grandmothers were light years ahead with their thinking.

[orgu-evi-blog]

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[celesse]

Knit sweaters are finally coming to the shop very soon! 🦌🌼

[theshadowrealmitself]

Other people having half Human half Vulcan children and Spock just receiving emails from the panicked parents he’s never met like “are their medical readings supposed to look like this???”

[seaprincess-selkie]

Another berry project in progress 🍓

[mariana-oconnor]

The reason I haven't been particularly present on here for the last few months. Finally given this to its recipient so it can go on here.

Another baby blanket. This time for @chronicwhimsy's new arrival. The picture quality isn't very good, sadly. I couldn't get a decent full picture of it and the contrast is terrible. Pale colours, my beloathed.

Double knitting, it's about 1m squared.

The folder for my designs for this one is called 'Magic Blanket', which I think is pretty self-explanatory. Trying to make a dragon look friendly is its own special challenge.

[emilysidhe]

Since knitting was apparently trending yesterday (?), this is the baby blanket I finished while watching the 2007 BBC Persuasion. It’s for my cousin’s new baby. I still need to weave in the ends and block, but it’s basically done.

The yarn is one skein Lion Brand Mandala Baby in the Neverland color way, two skeins of Bernat Softee Baby in Flannel, and two different white baby yarns that I already had because I ran out of the first one four white stripes from the end. (Technically, this was all yarn that I already had, but only because during the first wave of Covid I knew so many people who had just had babies or were expecting that I panic-bought baby yarn the first day nonessentials businesses reopened so that I’d have enough if we went back into full lockdown. I’m still working through the stash).

People who know entrelac knitting are looking at the pictures going, “How did you get it so that every row has one side triangle instead of alternating rows that have triangles on each side with rows of only rectangles?” And the answer is that I read the instructions wrong and had a wonky base triangle at the very beginning, but I hid it in the crocheted border

No one will ever know.

[butchcrafts]

WIP: blanket for Julia

One thing about being in your twenties is that people around you will be having babies. Even though I mostly hang with other childfree lesbians, I cannot escape this development. So every time I get a text with an ultrasound picture, I jump at the opportunity to make some cute baby stuff. This is a blanket for the baby of a good colleague of mine, who has been wanting a child for a really long time. In hindsight I should have picked different yarn, different gauge and a different pattern, because this is taking a really long time. But in the end it's nice to make new parents happy :)

[hoofpeet]

This is so silly but baby satyrs who r furry right up to the neck + have weirdly long arms (for proportional crawling) that they grow into when they get older. And the fur just kind of goes away. Ur baby is fucking shedding. Weird creepy sheep thing with human face. Sorry if this makes no sense it is very late where I am

YEAH that's what I was imagining... Satyr babies should be creepy little thangs.. Mostly b/c I like species having different concepts of what constitutes a Cute thing based on what their babies look like. Like a couple satyrs gathered around cooing over a new lamb and when you look it's a creepy little pink bug-eyed thing

[we-re-always-alright]

at about 11” or so, finally can see the pattern really come alive, yet somehow still on the first ball of yarn

[drjohnweston]

Knitting baby gifts when you don't know the gender has you asking the real questions like, "Are sheep gender neutral?"... 😆

[gornwen]

Please admire my giant baby blanket for Handsome's very tiny niece.

And all the ends I had to weave in.

Pattern: Fly Away Blanket from Tin Can Knits

Yarn: Knit Picks Comfy Worsted and Comfy Color Mist

[icterid-rubus]

A complete panic knit for my friend. I started to think about what would happen if we had another 18° winter and so pumped out this hardy, if unpractical, sweater. It’s non-superwash wool, but I figure it’s better to have as an option on a really cold day than not. I finished it off with some little bone buttons that I love so much.