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out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

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My sister has requested that I kindly not "mutter to [my]self alone in [my] room in a weird deep voice" while I'm home for the holidays because it really "creeps [her] out". But here's the thing: I don't know if I should tell her, but

That's.

Not Me.

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would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

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Once, when I was like nine, this kid from my church tried to convince me that the Czech Republic isn't a real place(?) so I said some stuff to him in Czech, and he just told me in the most deadpan, tired-sounding voice to "stop making noises"

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Goth people be like "I know a good song" "wait for the good part" and then the good part is 4 minutes into a 6 minute song

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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

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Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

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wip

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I like that HEMA doesn't have weight classes. I like that Stickbug McStringbean gets to square up against The World's Biggest Boy and usually has at least a fighting chance. War and rage on planet Earth ���️

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testing new dip pens lol

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Sections of the Alphabet, a guide:

ABCDEF - The Grade Quarter. For obvious reasons these letters are associated with rank and quality. Though E is not a common grade it nevertheless is part of the territory.

GHIJK - The Working Class Neighborhood. In English these letters do a lot of grunt work. Their proximity to the grades make them overlooked but what would we do without them?

LMNOP - Midtown. When learning the alphabet this section gets a lot of attention due to its distinctive landcape and how it rolls off the tongue. Its vista of peaks and hills make it stand out as well.

QRSTUV - The Support Town. A land of contrasts. The heavy lifters in this area draw a sharp disparity with Q, which is unique for its specialist role.

WXYZ - The Outlands. A stretch of unusual landscape that is distinct for its cuisine. Everyone knows what kind of dish you're eating when it's got some of these letters in it.

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Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

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Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 5$?

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Ivar the Boneless would be such a good name for a jellyfish

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Thanks Valve, I’m crying

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I found this little wing ages ago and finally got round to making something with it. Not my most intricate earring but I think it looks cool, a bit too fragile for everyday but still surprisingly sturdy.

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hugs 12 year old me. u will always be the same sorta in some ship of theseus type of way

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scrambled eggs prep stats

whisking = 50 years

cooking = 0.01 seconds and if you go over you might as well die

eating = 1 secondd

washing everything you used to make it = 200 years