#kitty says stuff

[kitty4president]

im just sayin guys we suddenly got an okami sequel announcement, official OFF english release AND the tf2 comic finale after a SINGLE ceo got obliterated like imagine if we killed more of them then who knows what else we could get. half life 3's release date could be hidden in elon musk's brain matter for all we know we gotta check that shit

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

[serendippertyy]

KITTY CAT ‼️‼️

⚠️yes I pirated it and yes i am very critical of it and no i am not a vivzi supporter⚠️

random character to do first i know but mueheheh i have been itching to get my hands on this guy for so long, he NEEDS a dad bod and it physically pains me that he doesn't,, I had to do something about it!!🗣️🗣️

not sure how I feel abt the wings tho I did make them look clipped, but I basically wanted to hide the card symbols all throughout the design heehee

this is basically the first draft of this redesign that got a bit carried away, so it isn't perfect but my lord I had a Vision 🐈‍⬛

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

[sillygoofyboii]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[dogboots]

boyfriend full of facts

[squeezetheduck]

XO, Kitty is soo messy and dramatic but like in a super queer way, therefore it’s amazing

[jupitermelichios]

my favourite sexuality for comic book characters to be is "we made this other character canonically queer because of their relationship with them but for some reason they are still canonically straight"

like wade wilson? mostly canonically queer because of the period where he was married to cable. he was in a queer relationship, so we have to just make him canonically queer. (Yes I know it's not the only reason, I have read all his extremely camp early 00s comics, but lets be real they'd have kept insisting that was all just a joke if it wasn't for Cable and Deadpool).

cable? definitely straight. 100% straight. obviously cable is straight. his relationship with wade is only gay during the & Deadpool, in the Cable part of the book it's very straight. He stands next to a woman sometimes, that's how you can tell it's not gay.

Kitty has, finally, been allowed to come out, but for like a decade, Illyana was canon queer because she dated Kitty, but Kitty was definitely straight and would never date a woman, and no one at marvel thought there was anything weird about that.

[Image Description: a very straight character, interacting with another straight character, in a very believably straight way]

Marvel has way more of these, mostly by virtue of having more queer characters and also chris clairmont (you can never understate the impact of chris clairmont in these matters) but Tim Drake and Kon Kent spring to mind from DC.

I think you could even make a solid argument that 616 Tony and Steve are that, given Tony is out now and Steve, somehow, still isn't.

anyway you don't really get these in any other medium, because they require multiple writers who all wildly disagree with one another to all write the same characters to happen, but i love them, and as much as I want Cable and Kon to come out, I kind of hope this never stops happening in comics, it's just never not funny.

[saltpepperbeard]

“This is a very popular question, and I want to know this too. David, what, in your opinion, is the worst thing about cats?” [x] (big thanks, @beardedblack​!)

BONUS:

[noirandchocolate]

The other day we used my Revali amiibo in Echoes of Wisdom and received a little black cat outfit.

Revali like, 'Oh you have a cat? You like cats? Huh! The strange things Hylians do. I supposed you'd like to be a cat, then? Go on. Be a cat. Be ridiculous. I don't care. *cares a lot*'

[kitty4president]

currently trying to get my friends to watch more adult cartoons

[unsat-and-strange]

hi I'm here with doodles I made of that fic I wrote (and in that same au) :)

this au is stuck in my head like a pebble in my shoe except in a good way not an annoying way

ids in alt :)

[newtness532]

the most unrealistic thing about xo kitty is everyone being so mad that someone cheated on the finals

[marclef]

THE EYHM COLLECTION GROWS!!!! managed to make some space without having to move too much so they can all be together!!

(i made the smaller ones into stickers bc i'm running out of picture frames!! hope that's ok!)

THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE WHO'S GIFTED THESE TO ME THOUGH!!! I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU OUT HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!! ❤❤❤❤❤

*sharp inhale* @eskariolis-con-salsa @oddpizza @woobab @the-little-knight @moon9931 @misdreavusplush @noodletime @witch-tower-au !!!!!!!

hope you all have a good holiday season!! love you all! *MWAH*

[battry-acid]

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same warnings apply.

and now piotr is no longer reciprocating those affections. whether kitty is crying over leaving the x-men as a whole or piotr's lack of reciprocation is purposefully unclear.

kitty and piotr separate on a sad note. they separate not fully on the same page about their relationship. and that's the thing about a relationship, it has to be mutual, everyone has to be on the same page about how they feel about one another. it's the beginning of the end.

and then the secret wars happen.

if you don't know about the secret wars, it's fully up to your digression if you read them or not, i don't personally find it super important to the plots of any of the marvel characters' respective comics. but there is stuff that happens in it that's important, like piotr falling in love with someone else.

it's important to note with zsaji that her powers emotionally manipulate those that she heals into falling in love with her. eeeeverybody is in love with her.

piotr's just too sweet and innocent and gullible and takes those feelings to be entirely genuine. even after returning to his world, he's still hung up about zsaji. she died on the beyonder's world. it's unclear if it's because her powers still have an affect on him or not, but that's how i interpret it.

in issue #183 of uncanny x-men, piotr and kitty are reunited, and they officially break up.

storm wishes that piotr had died instead of break kitty's heart since she's so protective of her. awesome. and it's not that piotr isn't completely apathetic towards this, he knows how much hes hurting her, and hes hurting too.

then logan takes piotr on a bender with kurt in tow. these are my three favourite characters and yet this issue is one of my least favourite in the entire comic's run due to how piotr and logan talk to each other. again, piotr has no choice, because logan won't take no for an answer either.

a remark about how piotr is nearly 20 years old after having just broken up with a 14 year old. followed by logan and kurt arguing like a married couple about how to discipline their son, because the comic doesn't know whether to treat piotr like an adult or like a child.

then logan proceeds to allow juggernaut to kick piotr's ass and destroy the entire bar. top ten wolverine moments i hate

and once the battle is over and piotr is defeated, logan makes the only valid criticism of his actions he's made all night, pointing out how young kitty is and how much she sacrificed to save piotr's life. he should've said thank you.

but that doesn't mean he should've continued to be in a relationship he was not fully committed to. just because other characters want them to be together doesn't mean that's what piotr wants, or what's right for him. like i said, a relationship has to be mutual, if you aren't fully confident in your passion or ability to provide for your partner then you should not be together. you have to be in it together, there must be an equal amount of effort put in on all sides.

and one more thing about kitty almost being married off to caliban. what the fuck? it's all just so fucked up. why couldn't they make some other arrangement? why the fuck were the x-men just going to let caliban waltz away with kitty? it's a damn good thing caliban has a good heart and recognized that kitty wasn't in love with him, and it was best to let her go. that's good relationship skills right there. and i know that the x-men have respect for the way the morlocks and their culture function, but....jesus christ, why are they excusing child marriage and pedophilia??? they can't let calypso have warren for a prize but they can let caliban marry kitty. okay, guys. thanks, guys.

back on topic, though. piotr and kitty have well-needed space between the two of them, and we don't see them interact again until issue #210.

piotr never stopped caring about kitty. he just isn't in love with her. their conversation about second chances and rolling with the punches gets cut off by action, but the point is still there. they're both ready to move on.

and then they're friends again. they never stopped caring about each other, they work really well as soon as they're on a team together, but they did need that space. kitty needed time to mature more. i still don't think a 14-15 year old should be on the x-men team but i've honestly given up with that argument

CONCLUSION.

i don't like piotr and kitty together. their age difference has always disturbed me and i think there are better people for both of them to be in relationships with. when i think of piotr and kitty, i think of how messy their relationship was in these comics. they may be able to work in other iterations of the x-men where they're both consenting adults, but in what i consider the heart of canon, i don't think they should be together.

i'm definitely pissed off at how the writers, artists, and comic book heads at marvel handled their relationship and the fact that it was pursued at all. but just because i'm pissed off about that doesn't mean i hate them, and i'm not accusing any of them of being pedos or pedo apologists. they still created my favourite thing literally of all time. the comics have issues, but this IP has been my special interest since i was itty bitty. it's impossible for me to hate anything x-men related. i may critique it, but that doesn't mean i hate it. media literacy ISN'T dead!

this also isn't to say i assume anyone that ships piotr with kitty is a pedo apologist. not every x-men fan has read these issues (or any of the issues) and not everyone knows the characters' history with one another. not everyone knows of just how big that age gap was between them. i sincerely hope that this entire rant hasn't come off as me bashing people who like the pairing, because that isn't my intention at all. people can ship whatever they want, it just ain't my cup of tea.

anyway, hope you enjoyed my anti piotr x kitty propaganda! i'm gonna go lay on the floor and think about the fastball triple now