#brendon small

[waitingforseason5]

⚔ Production art, BTS concepts & promotional promos for the Army of the Doomstar feature film on auction now from Songgu Kwon! ⚔️

[lemon-tw]

realized just now that this never posted cause tumblr killed it but um this is from a couple weeks ago

anyways here

eat up

without the overlay & goggles and closeups under the cut vv

[dethblr]

quick little skwig

[soup-the-zombie]

NICKLES IS LITERALLY CANON

Wish I could've been there 😭

[lizenzluchs]

Kloktober 1 (and only) - favourite character

JayJay here.

I'm not gonna draw every day because it would be a routine and i hate routines.

Also my last dethklok-poster-fanart-thingy drained me.

[ir0n-moon]

Dethklok banter, live @ Velódromo Olímpico, Mexico City; Nov. 16th, 2024

Unfortunately I could not record the very first lines as I was struggling with my phone, so I also don't remember what Nathan and Pickles were saying! :(

Transcript under the cut:

Pickles: [Previous lines cut off] ...fuck yeah!

Nathan: Pickles, you're really picking up some Spanish!

Pickles: Fuckin' muy caliente, motherfuuuckeeeeers!

Skwisgaar: Ah-fuckins hellos to Mexico Citiiieees! Fucks yeah, thanks yous sos much for letting me comes into your countries of Mexico Cities!

Pickles: Oi, Skwisgaar, you're really learnin' yer geeeography!

Nathan: Fuck yeah, TEQUILAAAAAAAA!

[Audience cheers]

Charles: Uh, hey, guys. Uh, it's finally* that part of the night...

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' Charles. What are you doin' here, you asshole?!

Charles: Well, it's come to that part where you... have to say goodbye.

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Nathan: Oh, fuckin' real nice, Charles! Now everybody's fuckin' bummed out!

Charles: Well, uh. You could play a couple more songs.

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: Uhh. I don't know, I don't know. This audience, th— maybe some of them are a little tired, I can't tell...

[Audience goes "Nooo"]

Charles: Well, if they scream loud enough, will you play another song?

[Audience cheers and yells]

Nathan: The answer's yes! If these guys scream loud enough, we'll play another fuckin' song!

[Audience screams]

Nathan: [Unintelligible due to audience's screams]

[Audience continues yelling]

Nathan: Is that everybody?!

[Audience screams again]

Nathan: ¡Somos... las... gears!

Pickles: ¡Somos *los* gears!

Nathan: That's right! WE ARE THE GEARS! ONE MORE SONG!

[Audience cheers]

Nathan: ¡MUCHAS GRACIAS!

[Audience cheers, yells, laughs]

["Fansong" begins playing]

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*Not sure whether or not he actually used the word "finally", as my friend and I were giggling too much about me losing my shit when Charles started speaking.

[ravenlynclemens]

I think they'd both turn out to be trans

[basu-shokikita]

Happy 18 years to the show ever! 🖤

[rdzombie]

Messing around w new brush textures :3

Also would ppl be interested in little stickers n charms?

Ik i don’t have a crazy following but I thought it would b cool to do stickers of side characters in mtl :3 lmk what u think

[b00ket]

holy shit nathan ur TITS

[bogmonstergeneral]

“pickles HAS to be cis bc he’s a misogynistic/homophobic/douchebag smth smth toxic masculinity smth” SHUTUP. SHUTUP

trans ppl can suck. trans ppl can be misogynistic douchebag dildoheads who have been totally brainwashed by toxic masculinity. i’m so sorry he’s not your smol liddel boi or smth WHATEVER. take ur weird infantilzation of queer characters somewhere else. fuck off ugly

i’m so sorry brendon didn’t write a squeaky clean queer character for you to play with. that’s an almost fifty something year old trans man who fucking reeks of piss and vomit and gets called mother and uses the word faggot. that man is going to hell when he dies - not bc he’s trans, but bc he’s a piece of shit. but by god, if you think a character is getting into heaven scot-free, then thats prob not a well written character.

[waitingforseason5]

[prestongarveyslover]

I am so in hate with Brendon Small I can’t believe the official lyrics for *that* part are just nonsense words

Edit: to people who think I’m talking about the first or last parts, I’m not. I’m talking about “bop diddy boop bop” vs “I’m ticking for the” or “we’ll teach you who rock”

[thedethklokmuse]

Look what brendon reposted.

(It’s canon y’all.)

[galoogamelady]

New comic page tomorrow which means new cursed content from twitter:

Vault 101 ran out of entertainment

[lizenzluchs]

JayJay here

That is an old drawing I made when I watched the first season of Metalocalypse for the first time. Thought I could share it with you although it never really was my best drawing. (I never like my art anyways so who gives a shit)