#kit is one of my favorite Characters don't you dare

[aleswiftgron]

I'm a Herondale defender till the day i die

I'll never understand why people hate the Herondales minus Will and James

Seriously, i don't know why people don't like Jace, he is hilarious and a great friend and brother.

And DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KIT, my baby, i love him so much, and people hate him for the things he do and said at the end of QoAaD, eeeeeeee he was 15!? And in a battle time, his family was murdered and he was forced to live with people he had been told his whole life that were awful and he had to hate and fear, also one of the first friends he made was killed, and on top of dealing with coming to terms on your identity and stress, he had to deal with grief and help Ty do something that he was against and was ilegal.

So if people has a problem with how he dealt with the situation, he did great, i would definitely done worse at his age to be fair.

So please, before hating, take into consideration the situation and how would you have handled it

[multifandomfanatic02]

"One-Sided, One Receiver"

pairing: alastor x fem!reader

synopsis: Alastor has taken you in under his wing after being mistreated by the vees. Vox tries to confronts you about your feelings for Alastor in hopes that you come back to work for him. His plans of course backfire.

warnings: MDNI fuckin tentacle porn, alastor is fully clothed, no pp for you to see sorry, alastor and his dirty mouth, praise kink ig? fingering

word count: 1.7k words

a/n: my first time writing this kinda thing, please spare me. Also thank you to @rubra-wav for the cute divider omg. and my two favorite in character smut authors @hazelfoureyes (my hazel basil) and @jyoongim giving me the courage to do this ✨️🙏

You've worked with Alastor going on years now. He had taken you under his wing after the treatment you received under the control of the Vees. It was well known they weren't the nicest overlords around but they knew how to sell.

You were Vox's little plaything in more ways than one. He had you pegged to be a pretty good spy and information gatherer. Of course, your mission was always to look for signs of the Radio Demon for his whereabouts. Alastor was very meticulous and every clue left for you was purposely placed, and you knew that. And because you knew that, you never bothered to inform Vox of the very little "information." In which came at a cost of your job and nearly, your life. Vox often underestimated Alastor's smarts. Their own egos constantly bumping each other in the head.

The night you lost your job, you were found outside the Vees' tower, horribly bruised and broken. Hands clutching at the brimstone dirt to try and stable yourself in some way, you saw a pair of black boots standing in front of your face, the demon's cane setting down on the ground.

"Well my dear, it looks like you finally received Vox's boot." He chuckled in amusement and offered a hand to you to help you off the ground. "I'm impressed with how you've gone about finding my little clues, not many have managed to connect them back to me."

With your hand still in his, you two disappear into his shadow and find solitude in a different part of Pentagram City, away from the Vees' territory.

"I have a deal for you. Well rather a job." He states conjuring up a needle and glowing green thread along with a small first-aid kit. He talked his way through his prompt while mending and sewing your wounds. You accepted and that was that.

The years you've worked along side him he's been quite kind to you. Despite not trying to be, he was a charmer. Your feelings for him changed over time. You often caught yourself doing things you never thought you would for the Radio Demon. The man you were convinced to hate in your previous employment. You'd bend over backward for him if you could.

The role he gave you was to do exactly what you had done for Vox in the past. There was never need to leave his side for you to gather whatever information he needed so you never looked suspicious. You looked more like an assistant or an apprentice.

No matter what you looked like you were doing, Vox was deeply displeased. How dare you escape his grasp and go kiss Alastor's ass. It was insulting from both you and the Radio Demon.

There was more to your companionship that meets the eye. While Alastor was an oblivious man, Vox saw right through you. It was clear to him you had fallen in love with the radio demon. And with the way Alastor has reacted to confessions in the past, the TV man knew exactly how to ruin your relationship with each other and potentially along with the contract that was signed.

Checkmate.

"What are you doing here, old pal. Don't you think you are on the wrong side of town." Alastor's body was facing away, Vox's presence clear from his heavy breathing. His attempt to stay calm and collected.

"I am here to offer Y/N's job back." He stood up straight, folding his arms behind his back and turning his unfazed gaze to you. "I'm willing to raise your pay by a substantial amount if you come back to me."

"Not a chance, Vox. After the way you and the other Vees treated me? Go to double Hell." You spat at him, your eyes full of disgust and turning your body away from him.

Vox's smile creeped further up the screen, wholeheartedly expecting that to be your answer. The wrong answer. The one to ruin you once again.

"You come back to work for me and I won't tell Alastor your dark little secret. You get to stay in his good graces and I get my favorite little employee." He held his hand out to you. Alastor's silence completely deafening as he zones in on the strange conversation. What could you possibly do to fall out of his good graces, he thought.

Your expression faltering slightly before returning to it's stability. Was it that obvious? Did everyone see your feelings like an open book? He was unfortunately right.. if Alastor knew how you felt he'd probably ditch for another 7 years. Either way the outcome of this would be you trapped in the hands of the Vees once more. "You're confused Vox. I think you should take a break from all that porn."

"Do not pretend to not know what I'm talki-"

"I think I've heard enough, Vox. If you are referring to her romantic feelings towards me, there's no need to inform me. I already know." Alastor finally stepped out from behind you to stand in between the two of you. "The only difference here is that she has not forced those feelings upon me in which I quite respect. She will not be going with you."

Alastor tapped his cane on your back to turn you around and continue your walk. You give one last glance at Vox behind you, his face obviously fuming in embarrassment before disappearing into Alastor's shadow with him and reappearing in front of the Hotel.

You two stood in front of the doors in silence. Not really awkward just a little stunned.

"Sir.. you knew?" Your head was looking down to his shoes, scared to look him in the eyes.

"Dear, do not be embarrassed." He placed his cane under your chin, watching your eyes shift from the ground to his own. "I'm willing to make another deal with you if you allow it. This will be a one time thing. One night of your pleasure and you will give me your soul. Your services will belong to me for the rest of your immortal life."

Not to long after that were you in his radio tower. His shadowy appendages wrapped around your ankles and wrists, your ass resting on the buttons of his desk. You were already in the nude and he still sharply dressed. "Let's get a few things clear, darling. You will not touch me whatsoever, no I will not remove my clothing-" He spoke in the midst of taking his coat off and hanging it up on the hook to the side of the desk. He carefully rolled up the sleeves to his dress shirt before turning his attention to you, continuing his sentence. "and do remember to make noise. I need this to be amusing for me as well."

The appendages snaked up your thighs, softly maneuvering themselves through your folds. Spreading your slick everywhere they could reach. Your shut eyes tightened underneath his delicate touch. Another pair of his tentacles made their way up to your face, pulling at the sides of your mouth, making you open your lips. One slipped inside your wet cavern, lapping up the saliva around your tongue. Moans now starting to slip out as it started to fuck your mouth, spit dripping down the corners of your lips.

"Now that's my good girl." Alastor's cold digits made their way to your clit, rubbing in rhythmic circles, eliciting a well earned gasp from your throat. Not rough enough to jump start an orgasm but enough to be quite pleasurable on it's own. What pretty sounds he thought. Your legs tensed at his praise, his voice. It was deeper and more staticy than normal. Seemed he was enjoying himself more than he'd like to admit.

Removing the tentacle in your mouth, he replaced it with his own mouth. Your heart fluttered at the way he moved his lips against yours. Not exactly how you fantasized your first kiss with the Radio Demon but you'll take it. You groaned into his lips, grinding your hips into his steady going fingers. "Alastor.. please. I need you inside me." Heavy breaths passed between each word that escaped your mouth. This was your part of the deal so he was willing to give you whatever you wanted. Within reason of course.

The extremity wet with your juices slid up and down your cunt, spreading you as much as possible before slipping into you with ease. It wasn't his dick but dear god did it feel good nonetheless. Some boundaries had to be made after all but you were grateful for his generosity no matter what he offered. It's pace started off slow, simply trying to make it's way to your cervix before anything else. His lips still continuing to massage yours, going back and forth between licking your neck and kisses.

He was making every piece of your body vibrate with excitement and pleasure. Alastor's pace speeding up once he finally hit the end of your vagina, nearly making love to your cervix. His fingers began to abuse your now sensitive clit. It didn't take long before that long awaited tightness started to form in your womb. Your breath hitched and various parts of your body twitched, letting him know that you were approaching your end. "Are you going to cum for me, my dear? My precious apprentice."

With one last bite to your shoulder, you came undone on his tentacle and fingers. Continuing to rub you through your high. Your head rested against his shoulder allowing you to control your breaths back to normal. All his dark restraints dissipated, letting you free.

Alastor licked his fingers clean and rolled his sleeves back down, grabbing the coat he hung up and placing it back onto his shoulders. "Now I do believe you need a bath. Feel free to use the one in my room. Be back down stairs in an hour, we've got business to attend to later."

And with that, you now belonged to him in heart and soul.

[000marie198]

Are there any sonic au’s you would recommend? I am trying to find more to get into so would love to know if you have any favourites out there :D

Hello! Oh there are so many! :D I definitely have some favorites and some which aren't favs but are pretty great.

Putting these under the cut because there are so many! And there's definitely more cool AUs that I haven't seen or haven't saved.

Anyways, please enjoy my personal selection:

Seven Years Too Soon by NightFuchia. Basically what if a much younger Sonic accidentally set Shadow free from Prison Island. It has awesome characterization and happens to be one of my favorite stories. The rest of Team Sonic is also present

Brotherhood's Twist by @/drawloverlala even though I don't think it counts entirely as Au but it still sort of does. Unbreakable Bond ageswitch due to Zeti's meddling.

Passion's @sonic-tangled-au . I love it! So very much. The lore and backstories are so good.

Noonui's World Restored in Imbalanced Chaos au. Extremely engaging and good. Has a bunch of world building and fun concepts and lore.

Sonic's Super Totally Awesome Mixtape, though it seems to be discontinued, I'm not sure. It's pretty good so far! Takes place in the movie verse.

@brainworms-all-night-long is working on a Dreamtale Au which I'm hyped for. The tag in use is 'dreamtale and sonic tomfoolery'.

@/the-starlight-project comic is pretty good too. Mystery! And emotions. So many emotions ough.

And there's @the-emerald-isle-au by @0vergrowngraveyard . Very intriguing. 👀

Please do check out the Pandora Au by @/starrjoy. It's great!

The Fair Folk by Irritable_Fabulamancer, this fic is one of my favorites! Team Sonic as Fae my beloved! I love fae AUs.

On that note, if you're alright wanting to read a Fae!AU which is pretty much a sonadow fic, there is also I don't believe in fairy tales [but I believe in you and me]. Fantasy and Fae! Satbk inspired, another one that had me hooked.

My Arms Are Blue by thekyuubivixen and its unofficial, fan-continuation (My Arms Are Blue! Final Four Edition) by PlaystationPassenger. The story doesn't completely count as an AU but I'm recommending them anyway cuz they're really really good and has that watching your own show from different dimension trope. It's also hilarious and fun.

Burning Arrow, Wildfire Heart by Taranea is SatSR novelisation AU with Sonic's other friends present too, it's pretty fun. Not very accurate regarding the desert but it's a good read and I come back to reread it often. Must read in my opinion. Just don't dare use it as guide for desert travel or you'll be shriveled up in the sand somewhere

This fic. Read it, I will not elaborate this one. Just trust me :]

And don't miss out on @shadofiredragon's Legends Never Die fic. It's a future fic! And an awesome one. I won't spoil much but it is so good. She also has lots of fun AUs in the works.

Down the Foxhole series by MoonlitNightin. Sonic Prime AU series which is great! Tails' pov. The Shatterverses have their own Sonics. Engaging and great.

Feel free to check out @/Son1c's 10verse and other AUs. Those are some pretty great ones. Love the different lore and variants given to the Shatterverses in 10verse.

Spirit of the Wind by TrenchCoatGecko. Satbk inspired fantasy au. Sonamy, has focus on magic and lore and other characters as well.

If you'd like some Forces angst with Unbreakable Bond focus, please do read Illusionary are your arms around me by @nixoon-again. The feels will kill you /pos

Chaos Barren by but_why_not. I forgot to add this earlier (this is an edited addition). Takes place in the Blue Devils AU, great story!

Baby Tails shenanigans by @myymi . Tails got turned into itty bitty infant kit. (And also check @0vergrowngraveyard 'baby tails' tag for more little gremlin scenarios)

Myla is also working on @tails-and-the-ink-machine au

Feral au by Oneshot_bravo. Little short stories or drabbles taking place in Unleashed but the werehog is feral yet keeps his memories. Very lighthearted and fun and cute

Three or more foxes form a skulk by @/chiropter36 . Post Prime au fic, loved it! Go read.

Also, @donelywell 'roadtrip! sonic au' and 'Casino Nights Au'

Haven't yet started reading The Fox's Burrow by @/space-gutz but I'm planning to. Recommending it either way cuz I feel like it's gonna be good. Unbreakable Bond but ageswaped au.

@/sonicchaoscontrol comic. Another in-progress au which is also quite intriguing. Sonic jumps through a portal and exits in future where the planet is a mess. The mystery of what and how it all happened and what's going on slowly unfolds.

The Buzzsaw Dillemma by redpenship. I haven't personally read it myself but I've heard many good things about it, especially it's world building.

Incomplete and won't be updated anymore but if you haven't read them yet, DO NOT miss out on Ghosts of the Future and The Murder of Me fancomics by Evan Stanley (spiritsonic) and Gigi Deutrix (gigi-D) respectively. They're a must read. Both are available on DeviantArt.

The Heart of a Monster comic, @/the-heart-of-a-monster. It's in progress and updates regularly. Unleashed retelling, really really good with some extra lore and everyone involved.

Sometimes the Picket Fence isn’t Perfect and Sharp Edges (Sonic Prime AU) series by @/skimmingthesurfaces. I'm holding off the first one to read later, like that one book you've been saving so I'm not sure if it completely counts as an AU, still putting it in recs, and the second one is intriguing so far. I have heard a lot of good thing about the Picket Fence series.

Dark Boom by Smash50. The entirety of Team Dark in the Sonic Boom universe. Alongside it, there's also Boomtober by the same author.

It Always Snows by the 24th by Selendred had me hooked even though it's a oneshot. Great au and would love to see it explored more.

No One said I Wish by SylWritesStuff. One of my fav stories from the Sonic Platonic Fairytale Week event. It's really funny.

Sonic Phantom Forces (SPF) au comic. Sonic Forces au, blue boy gets taken away but not in the way you think, pretty cool story so far. It's in-progress and available on both Tumblr and DeviantArt. @/spfau

If Black Doom tried to be a better father by Tirainy. Don't take this one seriously. It's pure comedy and I love every second of it. Shadow is having a time for sure XD.

Silent Talkers by @brainworms-all-night-long. Takes place in the Prime Bros verse, feels intensified, all the good ones. A must read, trust me.

And speaking of the Prime Bros AU (in which all Shatterverse foxes also got adopted by Sonic and are now brothers), feel free to scroll through the 'prime bros' tag here. So many awesome posts for this particular au by everyone!

There's so many more, cool ones, epic ones. I haven't saved all and I'm probably forgetting some great ones too so I'm leaving this open for others to add. If y'all have more cool AUs, plz add to these (I wanna check em out too)

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And now a few from the Fanfiction.net site because it doesn't have much audience compared to AO3 and there are some actual gems hidden there;

Premonition by thekiyuubivixen (not entirely an au but it feels like one due to the unique ability Sonic gains)

The Sonic Project by SconnieSA. Rated M but it's a pretty awesome AU and the rating is due to more serious themes and uncensored language in some parts. Highly recommending this one

Survivor's Resolve by DC111. Not entirely an AU but I must rec this fic it's so good and doea havs some AU vibes.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Attorney of Law by thedraconicwerewolf. Ace Attorney type AU with Sonic and Tails as main characters. Not too adventurous but very very fun and interesting and still managed to keep Sonic in character. Though it has a sequel started, I only rec the main story, not the sequal as it seems to be abandoned and isn't needed to be read like them cliffhanger stories.

beLIEve by Meow21. I have only read snippets from this, waiting for this story to continue but it seems to be discontinued. Felt like an epic story too and deserves to be recommended.

Sonic and the Golden Journey. Sonic gets thrown in another storybook, this time it's a children's classic fairytale. Short but very comedic and fun. Go read it.

Tales of a Samurai. I am begging you to read this one, please it's so good. Also by Taranea.

Wonderful and it's sequal Sanctuary by Inflamore for some Unbreakable Bond angst. (Kindly ignore the obliviousness of earlier ff.net for not knowing the meaning of certain symbols, there's nothing of the sort in story, trust me.)

Regrets by MazzyBooks. A high school au of sorts. Sonic centric with some heavy angst. I'm not kidding about the angst part, trust me. It had me hooked from the first chapter though and I believe it deserves a rec.

You need the cracks (to let the light shine through) by king.needlemouse. Istg this is the most underrated thing I've ever come across, it's one of my absolute favorite fics which I can never forget. Do read it.

Within this Nightmare by sonicfan1990. Sonic get transported to an alternate universe which has gone post apocalyptic and his counterpart in that universe has been dead. Pretty great story, lots of angst and everything.

And that's all I could remember and have saved for now. I'm leaving this open to more AU recs (yes even self plugs are welcome) so if you know any I missed, plz feel free to add. I hope you enjoy all these great AUs!

Thanks for the ask!

[tocomplainfriend]

TW: Rape, SA, Pimps, Racism, Slavery.

You assumed that the people that don't like you or your fav r*pist character are people that don't do anything about actual victims. Also, I do gotta remind you that those people are victims of SA/R*pe.

How is this person still crying about people not liking a cartoon character who is also a fucking r*pist?

You know you are making something about rapist? Making them seen like innocent humans by your bullshit of "R*pist are humans too! They deserve rights" What a fucking bitch. This person has again and again treated real victims like shit, they have treated r*pist characters and real ones better than actual victims expressing their own discomfort.

"ITS JUST FICTION, PEOPLE! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE THE R*PIST CHARACTER HUM!?" to "WHAT!? YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE AND EVEN WANT MY FAVORITE R*PIST CHARACTER TO DIE!? AND YOU WANT TO HURT REAL R*PIST!?, BUT T-THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR R*PIST!? WHAT WILL THEY DO WITHOUT MY SUPPORT???"

People have romanticized the word and concepts "Pimp" way too much, specially talking about a pimp that r*pes and SAs their workers.

This is why I hate people woofing R*pist characters, case #1 wtf! #2 this happens...

I still have nightmares about what happen to me- but you care about your cartoon more, congrats! ...... 20 DOLLAR FOR A R*PE MUG!?

Also???? THIS PERSON HAS A PROBLEM WITH A BLACK SLAVE KILLING HIS SLAVE MASTER?????? ???????????????????????????????? THIS PEOPLE ARE JUST RACIST?? HELLO?????????????????????????? Bitch! They have a Palestinian watermelon, what a fake activist dumbass.

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[redux-iterum]

Trans guy anon back again! Tbh I think you are doing a pretty good job about the not agreeing with the nursery situation thing. Like yeah the trans situation is ify, but we mostly heard of it from a worldbuilding perspective for now.

Meanwhile in the actual story we've had Silverstream's and Bluestar's situations which very much showed how brutal and in the wrong the clans can be in such matters.

We also are experiencing the story from the pov of a character that questions this society and it's rule a lot and wishes to change things for the well being of others. Which is very different from canon's weird and unquestioned "we live in the best most moral possible society" views.

Exploring how the Clans are full of shit is one of my favorite aspects of writing this series. It doesn't help that they're cats, which in this setting are notorious for their pretentious, conceited, oblivious-to-the-real-world opinions on themselves. A cat can justify any god damn thing they do and be assured that they're in the right, because they're a cat, and a cat of [insert society here], which is the Most Right collection of cats in the world.

It's why hypocritical beliefs and traditions exist within the Clans - we accept all genders in every position and role, but you can't come in the nursery or take care of kits because you smell like a male; one of our gods destroys all wicked souls so they can't hurt any of the living, but if you talk about those souls long after they're gone you're going to summon them and harm everyone all over again; kits are completely innocent no matter where they come from, but they must live with great shame and secrecy if their father is from a different Clan and their mother is a social pariah. No, none of the fallout from these beliefs and behaviors is our fault. It's your fault for doing Clans wrong. We're a perfect society. Pity those outsiders who dare to question our logic. They just don't understand. They're not Good Enough for us.

Suffice to say, having Fireheart as the POV for this arc has been extremely fun for me.

[weirdestcornelius]

Hello again, it's Faerie Anon back to send another long and needlessly in-depth anon comment because writing may too many words about petty bullshit that doesn't matter in the slightest is my curse. Today we're going to be talking about ~Narrative Consistency~ (or inconsistency as I will be talking about here), or as I will call it, the Character Rules. A smaller example of Narrative Inconsistency is Piñata being called the "Birthday Boy" when anthries on Spinch do not know what "birth" is, and Hatchday Hound would have worked better in my opinion.

Now, the Character Rules, as I will describe them, are certain meta rules that apply to each character both in and outside of the narrative. They apply to how the character is allowed to be treated, what they can be called, and even what you can do with them outside of the comic. Certain characters have stricter rules, while others may have rules that are the complete opposite of others. A lot of my examples will be from Cometcare, but I will also go over main-series characters as well.

Let's take Cuddles, the most obvious example. Because he is the series "big bad" and a representation of all of kit's trauma, there are little to no things you can do with him. No shipping, no projecting, you're not even allowed to like him. These are Cuddle's Rules. Other characters who do similar things to him, however (Doom, Puppy, Sunshine) are seen as those who can do nothing wrong and woobified by both the creator and the audience. These are inconsistent Rules.

Next, we have Ally and Howie. Not only are these two given WAY less consequences in Cometcare and would probably be allowed to get away with murder, because they are so personal to Kittycorn, they also have some Rules applied to them. You can't kin them, use pictures of them (even fanart!) as icons, you can't even call yourself their names. These characters are able to do virtually whatever they want while other characters are actually punished for the same shit. These are inconsistent Rules. 

Then there's Sly, who's allowed to be the fandom punching bag. Could you imagine someone making fun of Cream for her eating disorder, or Eve for being traumatized by Sly ignoring her? Not at all! And yet, Sly's symptoms of severe depression are allowed to be made fun of because Kittycorn has decided that it is something that the fandom is allowed to do. These are inconsistent Rules.

Oh, but certainly such a queer-comic would be respectful of everyone's identities, right? Well, no. Jay and Orange, who at one point solely used "they/them", were retconned to be "he/they" because "everyone already uses he/him for them anyways". And yet, anyone who uses "he" for Uni when she uses any pronouns, or politely headcanons Sly as using he/him pronouns without trying to make fen a cis man (either keeping them as transfem or having other headcanons, like intersex), everyone loses their goddamn minds. This, DESPITE the fact that Sly was made transfem because of fucking fan headcanons, but all of the sudden those aren't ALLOWED now. Okay. Alright then. These are inconsistent Rules. 

There is SO MUCH MORE I could go over. Uni being praised for her sexuality while Levi is demonized for it. Doom "no one is allowed to complain about him ever again" and Hemera "there's still time for the traitor to die". You can make fun of Barry for being schizophrenic but Don't You Dare Make Fun Of Uni or Carrie or some other fan favorite. Every character has different standards that apply to them and if you don't keep track of the main blog ever second of every day you are going to get flayed alive for a mistake! These! Are! Inconsistent! Fucking! Character! Rules!

Now, NONE of this would be a big issue if it wasn't for Kittycorn herself. Narrative Inconsistency in a personal passion project is. Okay. Whatever. It's not MY project so it doesn't matter to me. But with how sensitive and parasocialKittycorn can be with bun's audience, something as honest a mistake as accidentally using the wrong icon can lead to a mob mentality in which everyone attacks this user to defend Kittycorn. You can't even post off-anon on a critical blog without getting death threats, heaven help you if you accidentally make Kittycorn upset for something you had no idea about!

TL;DR: Narrative inconsistency sucks and so does the unusual treatment of characters, but Kittycorn's reaction to it sucks harder.

I rest my case. Thank you.

--Faerie Anon

I'm gonna be honest, I never understood how Cuddles was meant to be the big bad.

He seems rude at most. The worst thing we've seen him do is torture Barry in v1, but Doom, Funfetti, and Puppy also did that with Puppy and Funfetti seeming to ENJOY it. Doom too. Since then he hasn't done anything but be a minor inconvenience to the patients. Like I said in a previous post, the whole thing with him bullying Uni was made out to be a big deal "omg you guys you'll never guess what the bastard did this time!!! It's gonna make your mind EXPLODE!!!!" And it turned out to be him calling Uni's puppets stupid. Like c'mon now, if Barry had been the one saying that people would've done some shit like calling it barruni content. Barry called Uni all sorts of names and yet since it was HIM it was okay. I have very strong feelings about v4 if you couldn't tell.

But the rules for him are also so stupid. If you're making RULES for how people can interact with your content, you are NOT ready to release your content to an audience. Sure, this started as a "comfort oc webcomic", but it's making money now. These are still ocs to kc, but to us they're just characters. It isn't a small personal project anymore even if kit wants to pretend it is, buns has a team working on the comic and everything! More importantly, the comic is supposed to eventually be PRINTED and SOLD. Kc cannot be expecting that the fandom won't grow if it gets printed, because it will. I'm not sure how squeak is even planning on enforcing these rules; what are you gonna do, give a free pamphlet with every comic filled to the brim on the do's and don'ts of the fandom?

The thing with Sly. . .oh it bothers me so fucking much. This fandom apparently wouldn't even dream of making fun of Uni for her autism or Carrie for her eating disorder, but because Sly has depression it's suddenly fine. Oh boy, it's not like depression isn't already constantly made fun of and demonized! The fandom is so so welcoming to those with depression! You make a single joke about Uni and the white knights start flooding your inbox, but Eve and Kc can constantly make fun of Sly without any repercussions. I'm someone who has struggled with hygiene issues for a long time. I do not like Kc because of this. I like sparklecare, but I am very far from liking Kc as a person.

I still remember people getting heated over an anon on a critic blog using Howial as their signoff. "You can't use that name! That's Kc's fursonas ship!!!" I wonder how these people will act when someone who goes by Howie or Ally enters the fandom without knowing about cometcare! I'm sure they'll be so nice and understanding and definitely not bully said person into changing their online name!

It's so annoying to me when Kc has gets upset at someone in the fandom over small trivial things. Come on now, this is a fandom, not a small friend group that's sharing a comic together. People are going to do stuff you may not like. People are going to use your characters in ways you probably won't like. Kc already cut off twitter because of this, so it wouldn't be that hard to just I don't know, IGNORE THE POST instead of making multiple posts on the main blog and trauma dumping on a bunch of teenagers before watching them go white knight for you in the inboxes of the "bad" people. If interacting with parts of the fandom stress Kc out this much then squeak should just ignore those parts of the fandom. I don't like certain parts of the fandoms I'm in, but I ignore the posts and scroll on after sometimes blocking the tag if they have one. It's not that hard. After this amount of time it's on Kc for not blocking the sparklecrit tags.

And before people go calling me insensitive, I've gone through plenty of trauma myself, but that does NOT give me an excuse to make fun of others with different mental issues than me and it sure as hell doesn't give me an excuse to purposefully cause people to get sent death threats and all sorts of other nasty stuff. You can tell me that this isn't what Kc means to do, but people have come to the ZCP to ask them to call off the white knights before and I have never found a post from Kc saying not to do this. It's not that hard to tell your fans off for doing disgusting stuff like that. This fandom is all for mental disability/disorder advocacy and lgbtqia+ positivity until someone does something they don't like, then it's okay to shame them for their mental issues/disorders and violently misgender them all because they did something as terrible as *gasp* having a Howie pfp!!!! Or maybe even doing the ultimate crime of not agreeing with something in the comic! Or DARING to make a post on how their disability that Kc DOES NOT have could be better represented!

[bunnymajo]

11, 12, and 23 for Surge, the soon-to-be-back lightning queen?

11. Would you date this character?

No. Surge is just my darling daughter.

I think her character just speaks so much to teenage rebellion and she reminds me so much of both myself and other kids that I knew growing up and the foster kid patients that I help at work - I'm always going to view her as a bity bitey baby

Also she doesn't like magical girls and I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

ok. gimmee a second *spins wheel*

Surge doesn't know how to read above like a 3rd grade level. If there's anything that she needs to read she gives it to Kit to read for her. But her favorite book is a random volume of Fruits Basket she stole from Amy and isn't giving back

23. Favorite picture of this character?

oh this is a tough one D: how dare you (affectionate)

I could post all the sick cool art that exists of her, both official and by other artists.

But going through my tag this one came up and I went "awww..honey.." so.

This one

oh also these

My favorite Surge picture that I've drawn is this one

[the-owl-tree]

Okay I would like to ramble rq bc you are the best one for calling out the series. But the MISOGYNY is going crazy. Let's talk abt our favorite boy crowfeather.

He learns his lesson.. OMG GUYS HES NOT MESSING UP AND DOING BAD SHIT ANYMORE.. LEADER RIGHT HERE

It's giving brambleclaw (we don't give him respect of bramblestar) but like how is it that once a male character suddenly "learns" he's perfect as a character and leader? And everyone is okay with it? Leafpool had her lesson learned FOREVER and no one accepted it and kept shaming her except for like 2 ppl. And Lizardstripe? How dare she not want kits? Wow what a monster for not wanting to make being a queen her whole personality. Let's make her "ambitious" bc an ambitious woman is a bad one. Like.... ??????? It confuses me sm bc I thought it was good for ppl to be ambitious? The problem is they labeled tigerclaw as "ambitious" and "bloodthirsty"(he is) so everyone associates "ambitious" with bad. But tigerheart is ambitious and he's a good guy(sorta not rlly). But she wasnt ever ambitious again after her kits left the nursery so like? So idk???

And squilf... oh squilf.. only known as brambleclaws mate. Like that's all she's written for I swear, promoting brambleclaw, fueling the feud between brambleclaw and ashfur, omg firestars daughter, like she has a personality sure, but not one that's used.

And how about Brooke? From the mountain tribe? She was well written sure, but after the whole trip and her and stonefur went back for help she wasn't relevant.. like at all. She was then known as the cat who married a clancat and saved the tribe but she wasn't appreciated like firestar after saving the clans. Like ik there's kind of a difference there but I mean cmon she still worked hard and didn't get a lot of recognition! I love her character but she lost any and all personality after the one arc. And half moon.... she was.. interesting. Ppl can interpret her character so many different ways but I think she was literally a book device to add drama and pain to jayfeather. They needed him to have a reason to be connected to the tribe so they invented a shecat to be his mate or wtv. I mean she had a personality but no purpose other than to fuel jayfeather and his angst.

HOLY CRAP THIS IS LONG IM SO SORRY DEER I GOT PASSIONATE😰

YOU'RE GOOD! Crowfeather my detested. Proof that an abusive father can not only blame his mate for shit she didn't do (no she did not turn Breezepelt against Crowfeather, go read Outcast PLEASE) and have it be held as canon for years until it's retconned in......the super edition where the abusive father has to have his hand held by onestar, nightcloud, heathertail, feathertail, AND ashfoot in order to learn that Wanting Your Son Dead is Actually Bad. In a fascinating turn of events, this was then taken as a compelling story by fans instead of the most blatant double standard I've ever fucking seen.

Crowfeather gets a promotion for learning that abusing his son might be icky, but Leafpool get humiliated, berated, and threatened to be thrown in cat hell for doing everything right for the children that StarClan manipulated her into having. Fun.

For Lizardstripe, well. Ambition is okay as long as it's not a woman who doesn't want to feel confined by the strict expectation that she have babies and also accepts that the father has zero obligation to help her and will face zero repercussions for doing Fuck All. But it's a-okay, Yellowfang's Secret assured, because Lizardstripe would be happier if she just mindlessly accepted the duty of every she-cat is to have babies and those that don't want that are abusive monsters.

squilf deserves an essay on what she's been trhough good LORD poor girly. it's what makes her compelling in many ways, the trials and tribulations she's been through, and stripping it would just make her lose a lot of her spark......but man is it frustrating to watch the authors endlessly fawn over bramblestar.

Brook and Half Moon I have no strong thoughts on. I think the document covering the anti-Indigenous writing in the series breaks down her issues way better than I can, and Half Moon and the original lake cats are like. very nothing characters to me lol wasted potential!

[doctoratecuddles]

LITERALLY HATE the whole uni harem thing like kc is too busy shipping ever character in the comic and inserting poorly timed sex jokes in the comic to progress the plot... or flesh out kits own characters or FLESH OUT THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN THR CHARACTERS SO ITS MEANINGFUL,, over characters just getting thrown together pointlessly with 0 context

and the gatekeeping of scrap pisses me off, like one of my favorite characters because of his design and we aren't allowed to do anything regarding his character because he is kc's self inserts boyfriend,, do not get me started on eve

kc could be working on the world building but instead she polices how the fans are allowed to consume it... kit is out here trying to tell people what characters they are and are not allowed to like,, and if you dare like any character that's not 'acceptable or allowed by kc' the fandom tries to burn you at the stake

🌈🍨non

KC policing her fanbase is actually so embarrassing I'm not gonna lie. Because like, if you have to run around telling people not to like a character instead of showing the audience *why* you shouldn't like a character is bad writing. That'd be like watching a disney movie and disney posting on twitter being like "stop liking this guy btw he's evil" and all he does is be a little mean.

Aside from that, when it comes to gatekeeping characters that are supposedly good guys is honestly so fucking stupid!! Like, why did you post the character publicly if you don't want anyone to like the fucking character?? Are you teasing your audience or some shit?? Be SOOO for real rn Kittycorn Last note, the Uni haram is so annoying. Cometcare is literally just Uni x Everyone and Doom x Everyone. Cometcare isn't even good either it's literally just "irresponsible parents and their children: the musical"!! I fucking HATE THIS COMIC UGH

[beevean]

(Silver in IDW-anon again! ^^) So Duo (aka concealed Mimic) is on the cover of issue 67... Not to be pessimistic, but any and all worries I had about Silver not being taken seriously by the Diamond Cutters just got a tenfold worse. Of course, covers always lie and what-not, but I cannot recall any prominent instances that IDW actively lied with their covers about what characters would be in a story. Can't wait for Silver to get mocked and sent away because how dare he accuse the newest well-meaning member of their team of any evil-doing, probably with a smug "It's no use😏" from Duo thrown in there (at least one "It's no use" in either issue 63 or 64. I am calling it, so hard.), presumably also after completely blowing their training by getting all in Whisper's face despite being far more powerful than she could ever hope to be with a Wispon, and with some fake apology to follow up on it all that paints Silver as the bad guy for not talking constructively about his misgivings or whatever.

Yay.

(hello! nice to see you again :D)

Lmao they already wasted their "It's no use" quota in 60, from Shadow. Will they use it again so sof course they will.

But yeah, didn't the blurbs of #63 and #64 already spoil that Silver will make a total fool of himself?

Stuck in the past with no clear directive, Silver decides to spend some time with the Diamond Cutters and their new member. But he’s too busy being star-struck over Whisper to notice that he’s interrupting their training! Elsewhere, Sonic takes Blaze sightseeing so she can enjoy her vacation.

This issue is all about Silver the Hedgehog! First, he's incredibly suspicious of the Diamond Cutters' new member and he jumps to a conclusion that leads him to some hasty accusations. Awkwardness ensues. Then, Blaze comforts Silver as they bond over being away from home and in Sonic's world.

(love the advertising. Yay, it's all about your favorite blorbo Silver! 🥰 Being used as a vehicle for cringe comedy! 🥰 literally, "awkwardness ensues" please my soul is already leaving my body at the thought)

#65 will be about Knuckles and the Babylon Rogues, we still don't know anything about #66, so I wonder how they're going to stretch the Duo arc for so long. I'm inclined to believe that yes, we'll get a whole issue of Silver being seen as a paranoid idiot and being sent off, then Mimic will do his Mimic thing while Surge and Kit try to complete their character arc. Then Silver will have his emotional moment, a Silvaze ship tease moment will ensue, and the day will be saved.

I'm betting money. Who's with me?

[livia-dovehallow]

The prev anon has a point about Christoper but I also think Anna is in danger. Belial had Barbara killed to hurt Gideon (and also bc imo it was their mother's name so she thought how dare her bro name his daughter like that). She tried to hurt Kit in CoG but wouldn't be too obvious if he were to die? Whereas with Anna it would be like Barbara... it's the first daughter of her second brother. I don't know if it makes sense

I think you have a point too. I definitely think something tragic is going to happen to one of Gabrily's kids because it would hurt Gabriel the way losing Barbara hurt Gideon. Tatiana is a terrible sister fr.

That also reminds me of this hint we got a while back (got it from the TSC wiki if you're interested in seeing all of them): "Two of the following statements will happen (and one will not): a leader of a major Institute will be killed by a demon, Belial will fly around on a giant talking bird, and/or one of the main characters will be Turned into a vampire."

and this hint: "Anna will pay the price for her lack of care as to her reputation and gender roles of the time."

Those two together make me speculate that Anna might become a vampire? Because she didn't care for the gender roles of the time, so what if she's Turned as the price to pay for "being ahead of her time" because now she's cursed to live that long. That would also hurt Gabriel.

BUT, also, time and time again, Lightwoods come in 3's but something terrible always happens to one of them. In TMI, it was Max. COG, it was Barbara. In the case of the TID Lightwoods, it for sure has got to be Tatiana.

But the Lightwood-Herondales? It's anyone's guess. Cassie might even pull a TMI and off Alex (in which case, I will also jump off a cliff).

Is it bad to say that out of the three, I'd be the most okay with it being Anna? I'll admit she isn't my favorite. I just think she so... rude? I don't know how else to put it. I don't think Gabrily would have raised her like that so I have a bone to pick with CC about that.

[bellafragolina]

I have a really tooth rotting idea came into my head and my momma bear heart can't help but share it to you!

PLA characters with a s/o that unofficially adopts PLA kids and literally became their mom. Akari and Rei? Lian? Sabi? "Those are my children and I'm proud of them!" says s/o

It can be s/o being the mom of on or two, or she's everyone's mom

Aw, I love kids! I'd mother the shit out those four if given the chance!

🍓🍓🍓

Laventon:

Akari and Rei are attached to your hips. Coming back means beelining to your residence to tell you all about what happened during the expedition, usually in Laventon's office. They stand before you and Laventon, reenacting the shenanigans they got into.

You often call them your kids, or "our kids" when talking to Laventon. He blushes up to his ears when you do, for the image it puts in his head is very domestic and pleasing to him. He wishes for nothing more to have a family with you, and this is good practice.

Whenever the kids bicker, you're often the one that pries them away from their fight, giving one to Laventon while you take the other to calm down. Laventon admires you in these moments, your strong will and good mediating skills. The kid he's tasked with has to wait until he's done smiling dreamily after you before they get talked through their grievances

Late nights in the office with you asleep at his side, Akari snoozing with her head in your lap and Rei drooling on his shoulder are his favorite. He never feels as whole as he does surrounded by those he loves. He'll kiss you in a bout of emotion, tears spring to his eyes as you smile sleepily at him and call him a sappy father.

Ingo:

Lian and Sabi have both cleaved to you since your arrival. You treat them like kids, not Wardens, and they follow you everywhere when not doing their duties, eager to play with you and be the kids you let them be. If Ingo comes along, he's subject to your rambling about how proud you are of the children, while they puff up at your sides, no doubt pleased with your praise

Since they both technically knew him before you, Lian and Sabi don't mind him dating you. It just means they have another parent, one they're lest sure about, but willing to treat how they treat you. He gets tackled and climbed by little gremlins while you laugh out apologies and try to free him from Sabi's attempt to touch the sky while Lian tries to "defeat the giant" Kids, eh?

Ingo enjoys seeing how tender you are with the children. He wants badly to have a family with you, and seeing how good of a parent you would be warms him. He joins you whenever the kids fall asleep on you and gives you a warm kiss, expressing his admiration of your skills with kids to see you blush

Lady Sneasler likes her new gremlin kits, often carrying them around when with you and Ingo. Lian and Sabi adore her how they adore their own nobles, often bring the large Pokémon together for battles and playing. Lady Sneasler usually referees, but can be goaded into a fight with Kleaver when he chitters something at her she doesn't like. Ingo isn't sure if he should intervene, but everyone seems to be having fun, he thinks?

Volo:

Your children make him nervous. He knows he doesn't have the best track record, but he'd never hurt you. So he's not sure why someone always has to be with you when you visit him. Every single one of your kids has it out for him. Lian has done the thumb across the neck at him and Akari keeps doing the "I'm watching you" gesture then punching her fist.

He's gotten the shovel talk from each kids, Sabi's being the most frightening. She stared Volo down, and told him she knew how he died, but the date was dependent on how well he treated you. Not fun to hear, but he guesses he understands

You're happily oblivious to your children and their behavior towards Volo. He doesn't dare bring it up in fear of you not believing him, so he continues to help you with them in hopes they'll warm up to him. Rei is the first to do so, curious of the history of Hisui, which Volo can help him learn about. After that, the other three slowly warm up to him as well, and things become a little less threatening, though no less chaotic

Some nights, Volo wakes up curled with you with four snoring bodies splayed across the two of you. Volo didn't expect to become a father when he started dating you, but as he wipes drool from the corner of Sabi's mouth, he finds he doesn't mind that much

🍓🍓🍓

Found families make me so sappy <3 Hope you like it, darling! Have a great day!

~Renee

[marvel-wlw]

Never Insult House Dimitrescu

Cassandra Dimitrescu x Reader

Requested by anon

Request: Helloo, is it alright if I can request Cassandra reacting to her s/o coming back from the village all cut up and bruised up? (You don't have to do this one if you're not comfortable with it, it's totally understandable!)

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Resident Evil.

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A/N: This is the first time I've written for Cassandra but I hope you guys like it! 😄Also these gifs aren't mine, credit goes to whoever made them!

You wince as you limp your way inside Castle Dimitrescu. All you wanted was to find your girlfriend, you want to be in her strong arms.

"Cassandra..." You weakly call out to your girlfriend.

You collapse on the floor, the adrenaline finally vanishing. Before you could hit the floor that was when Cassandra's arms wrapped around you, holding you close.

"What happened, my love?" Cassandra looked at you, her heart broke seeing all the cuts and bruises on your body.

You looked up at her, the tears that you were holding back finally started falling from the pain. "There were so many of them, I couldn't fight back."

"Who?" Cassandra gently moved some of your hair out of your face. "Who did this to you, (Y/N)?" She carefully picked you up, she carried you to the room you two share.

"It... it was Anton." You snuggle into her arms, more and more tears start falling. "He had so many other villagers with him... they all attacked me..."

Hearing that caused Cassandra to growl. How dare that stupid manthing! They were all going to pay for what they did to you. But right now she had to push her anger away, she needed to take care of you.

Once she gets to your shared room she gently sets you down on the bed. Cassandra quickly grabbed the first aid kit and starts cleaning up your cuts.

When she was done, Cassandra leans down to give you a loving kiss. "Rest, darling. I'll go tell the maids to start making your favorite tea." She then kissed your forehead. "I'll be right back."

You smile and nod. You watch as she turns into a swarm of flies and leaves the room.

xxxxx

Cassandra finally found her sister's, she materialized from her swarm of flies. "Sisters, we must go on a hunt!"

Bela and Daniela turn to their sister with confused looks. They weren't against going on a hunt but this was certainly random.

"Cassandra, what happened?" Bela asked as soon as she saw the look in her sisters eyes.

The middle sister growled, her grip on her sickle tightened. "Those disgusting pigs have hurt the love of my life and they're all going to pay for hurting her!"

Hearing this caused Bela and Daniela to get their slickles. The three sisters head out in search of those manthings.

xxxxx

It didn't take the sisters long to find them. They were being extremely loud, they were certainly celebrating what they had done to you.

Suddenly the three of them entered into the house and materialized from their swarm of flies, shocking and frightening the villagers.

Cassandra glared at them. "Which one of you disgusting pigs hurt the love of my life?!" She growled.

In complete fear, the villagers all point to Anton. Anton took a swig of his beer, completely drunk. "That little bitch got what was coming to her! She's a traitor!"

Before you started dating Cassandra, you used to live in the village. Some of the other villagers considered you a traitor, but not all of them. You still had a few people in the village that you were still friends with.

Cassandra looked at her sisters, she smirked. "Sisters, I believe it's time to teach these disgusting pigs what it means to insult House Dimitrescu."

After Cassandra said that, the sisters let out manic giggles. That caused all the villagers, but Anton, to beg for mercy.

Let's just say, none of those disgusting pigs were left alive.

xxxxx

When Cassandra got back to the castle, she made sure to clean herself up of any blood before going back to you.

"Cassandra?" You called out when you heard the door to the bedroom open and close.

Suddenly, you felt a familiar pair of arms wrap around you from behind. You smiled and leaned back into your girlfriend.

"I'm right here, my love." Cassandra kissed your neck before nuzzling her face into your neck as she inhaled your scent.

"Those stupid manthings will never hurt you again, darling." She whispered into your neck once you had fallen asleep.

Whoever dared to lay a hand on you would never see the light of day again. Her and her sister will make sure of it.

[ragingyandereholic]

Helloooooo , I was wondering if you can make a headcanons of how Hisoka , Kurapika , Gon and Feitan would react if their s/o got uncomfortable by a stranger that was peverted and overly friendly in a creepy way.Today some guy kept trying to hug me , carry me against my will and also kept asking me if i could be friends with him and he kept asking me if i could go in his car to take me somewhere , im 100% sure i was gunna get kidnapped deep down and i looked nervous but despite the fact I was noticabley uncomfortable he kept persisting.

You don't have to do make this if it makes you uncomfortable but if you do thank you❤

Notes: Sure thing! Gon will have to be aged-up though since that’s my blog’s policy on younger characters! :)

(Warnings: General yandere scariness, Feitan is involved so violence, blood, murder, gruesome torture, and all that kinda stuff. If you don’t like gore, don’t read Feitan’s part...)

Kurapika:

•Kurapika does not put up with this kind of shit, especially not from someone like this. A strange man even placing a finger on his darling is NOT going to fly with him.

•He’d start out calm at first, telling the man to refrain from touching you when you’re visibly uncomfortable with the contact. If the man is stupid enough to keep up with his actions even when he warned him...well...

•Kurapika would become angry. Behind his contact lenses, you may see a red tint, shining so brightly it would verge on overpowering the color of the contact entirely. His hand would be tightly wrapped around his throat before he could even make another comment or try to herd you into his car.

•“Don’t. Touch. Her,” He would hiss with a clenched jaw, his red eyes burning into the man.

•He would probably get it by then...

Hisoka:

•Dead. The man is dead. Before he can even comprehend just how bad he messed up, he’s already on the brink of death, a slice across his throat from one of Hisoka’s dangerous playing cards. It doesn’t matter where they are, even if it’s in the middle of a street of a crowded public place.

•Hisoka is a force to be reckoned with and even people unaware of his many crimes can tell just by his aura alone. The fact this lowly scum even dared to lock eyes with his darling is as good a reason as any to kill him.

•He might laugh a bit despite his anger, gesturing to the choking dying man on the ground and saying, “See that? I’ll kill anyone who tries to take my most treasured toy from me.”

Gon:

•Gon wouldn’t get it for a second, being the type to talk with anyone and everyone. That’s when he’d notice him getting touchy with you...and that would make him angry.

•Although he’s friendly and nice, he doesn’t like it when people get too touchy with you, especially in that sort of context.

•Before he could even get to the point of inviting you into his car, Gon would have already dragged you away, “Let’s go somewhere else, (Name)-chan!”

•If he tries to peruse the two of you any further, it wouldn’t be unlikely for Gon to rearrange his face.

Feitan:

•Feitan would be as silent as death as he stares at this filth even breathing the same air as his darling. What did he think he was doing? Even before he starts behaving strangely to you, he’ll already be fantasizing about cutting him to ribbons.

•When he starts getting gross, Feitan will already know exactly what he’ll be doing tonight. He’ll glare harsh enough to make him understand his fate if he continues, set aside all plans, send you home with a quiet goodnight and an offer to see each other again tomorrow, and then he’ll stalk down the man.

•He’d follow him back to his home with a small kit of all of his favorite tools. It doesn’t matter to him where he lives, be it an apartment complex or a house. He will corner him in his bathroom where he is most vulnerable, gag him with his own underwear and begin to do what he does best.

•He will torture the disgusting man all night, beating him until he would need a full body cast and flaying the skin from his body until he looks like a peeled medical dummy. He would do the most violent things in the book, every deep web snuff video you’ve ever heard about, every awful disgusting painful thing he can think of, he would do, and then leave his dead body in the bathtub for someone to discover his bloated rotting body in an unrecognizable state.

•When the next day comes, the two of you would go out undisturbed and when you ask why he had to end yesterday’s date so early, he’ll simply say, “I had business to deal with...”

[divinerulerluvr]

NSFW Alphabet w/ Kit Walker

Requested by @kitwalker02

This is clearly going to be smutty so you have been forewarned.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I don't care what you say, this man would do anything to keep you content and comfortable.

He'd hold you in his arms, play with your hair, whatever you wanted, he'd do.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His would be his mouth.

He is very good with his tongue.

He would like your shoulders and neck.

Kit loves to leave little bite marks on your skin and pepper kisses over your shoulders all the time.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He prefers cumming in you because of his breeding kink.

The idea of getting you pregnant is his favorite thing to think about.

Also fine with cumming in your mouth but only during a blow job.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like he's secretly into damn near anything.

Just as long as he retains some type of control in the situation.

I can't explain it, I just get the feeling being powerless is not enjoyable to him in any way sexual or otherwise.

Likes fucking you for hours.

Like, hours.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experienced.

Not like man-whore experienced, but he's seen and done a thing or two.

As i said, being good with your tongue comes with practice.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Who doesn't love missionary?

The eye contact, the closeness... fuck yes please.

Probably really enjoys it when you ride him just so he can watch you shaking easily.

Likes fucking you on tables/counters.

Again, can't explain it. Maybe it's that kitchen scene but I just have that feeling.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not entirely goofy, but not entirely serious all the time, either.

Always smiling because he enjoys sex very much.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Just trims it because he really doesn't care.

Also, unrelated, but he's not the type to care if you shave or not. I just know it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Insanely intimate.

He'll pet your cheek and keep eye contact.

Whispering praises to you (he's definitely a soft dom)

Has a thing for being as close to you as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I feel like he very rarely does it.

Doesn't think it's weird or anything, he just prefers the real thing.

When you aren't with him, he'll resort to it.

Only if it was the last thing available.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As I said, he's for sure a soft dom.

Edging

Candle wax

Touching you secretly in public

Teasing

Exhibitionism

Breeding kink

Telling you what to wear

Being in control

Having you suck on his fingers

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, a classic

Public bathrooms

The shower

On the front porch of his house

Anywhere where there is a risk of being caught, really.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Cute lingerie

Begging

When you get needy and touchy

Watching you get squirmy in your seat

When you pant his name

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that would harm you in any way.

Wouldn't dare to.

He might consider it if rules were established and you were on board, though.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves getting oral

Primarily because he loves how pretty you look doing it.

Loves the fact you have an oral fixation.

Would tease and torment you by having you suck on his fingers instead of on his dick.

But really enjoys giving oral because knowing he affects you like that drives him nuts.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sweet, baby. Slow and sweet.

He doesn't like aggression so slow would be his go-to.

Most of the time.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he really needs you, a quickie is fine.

Prefers normal sex and making it last but sometimes, there isn't an opportunity for it.

He can make you cum like fucking clockwork, too.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes.

No condom breeding kink hello

Trying new things all the time.

I.E. toys, different positions, different kinks.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Slut for long and draining sex.

I'd say anywhere from 3-7 rounds. 7 on a good day.

Very good at holding off on cumming to prolong your pleasure.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Very much yes.

I don't think he owns any, but he'd be very down to use a toy on you.

He does have handcuffs and likes to use them a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

His favorite kink.

Teasing touches are his specialty.

In public, he'd have a hand on your thigh and would slowly creep his hand up.

Whispers into your ear dirty things.

"Wanna know what I'll do when we get home?"

"Your skin is so soft, doll. So precious,"

Let's just say the build-up makes the actual sex feel like pure fucking heaven.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Breathy moans I just know it.

Mumbles curse words.

Or your name.

Groans and grunts a lot as well.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Having sex while high is his favorite thing ever.

Makes everything feel so much better.

He likes how your bloodshot eyes water and the dazed smile on your lips as he fucks you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Toned muscles on his chest and abs.

Nice arms.

Like, really nice.

Not a doubt in my mind he has a big dick.

Someone had to say it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Normal, maybe a little above.

Always down with having sex though.

If you're horny, he's more than happy to help.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Likes to lull you to sleep after.

Praising you about how good you had done and kissing your shoulders and neck.

Falls asleep only after you do.

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name: Azure, Kobold, Munzoku

pronouns: He/Him

preference of communication: Tumblr DM or Discord( You may ask for my discord but i'm picky about whom i give it to.)

name of muse(s): Tangle, Jewel, Lanolin, Whisper, Amy, Surge and Kit are my most popular muses on this blog. I also have a Lilac and Milla Blog from Freedom Planet (@lilmissheropants).

platforms you’ve used: Tumblr, Twitter and Discord i don't use Twitter much anymore.

best experience: I don't like playing favorites but, are some THREADS i can mention that i really loved! @crossed-worlds and i have a few threads worth mentioning. The Zombot Tangle verse that we did way back when will always have a place in my heart. I also absolutely adore Cassia and Egg Soldier Whisper AU as well as all of our Espia x Tangle threads. More recently i really have absolutely adored @wildcatofgreen thread with Carol and Surge and am SUPER thankful for allowing me to bring Carol to Avalice and sharing all there lore with me! I wouldn't dare not mention one of my favorite Tangle ships! @mobian-of-science's OC Flask is a treat to thread with, and i really adore there dynamic! but i really do love all of you who do threads with me! and i appreciate your interactions!

rp pet peeves / dealbreakers: I don't have many, but the one that will get you blocked the fastest is demanding threads from me. Or whining at me in DM cause i didn't reply or begging for replies. Worst of all---trying to guilt trip me. I get alot of asks and threads and sometimes its hard to keep up. Second thing would just be that i'm a Para-Role Player that is i do Para role plays if your not doing Para i'll probably distance myself. Lastly and this is a pretty big deal, some characters just don't mesh with this blog. It doesn't mean i dislike you as a person it just makes writing with them difficult... i've run into this a few times and its more of a me problem so please don't take it personally =(

plots or memes: Both? Both is good!

long or short replies: I Prefer long form, but i do some shit posts or silliness in shortform. best time to write: When my muses are willing, anytime i'm online! are you like your muse(s): Not really

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