#kinder joy toys

[call-me-lemon]

Mkay last post now I slumber

[therobotmonster]

Got a Kinder Joy.

I get them with my groceries so I have a little treat. Didn't check the box, wasn't paying much attention.

Crack it open to find it's NBA mascots?!

I gear up to be disappointed. Sports aren't my thing.

Okay, Kinder Joy. You win this round.

[celesteablack]

Gems surprise ball>>>>>>>>

[razaai]

i was thinking while watching all the harry potter kinder joy reels that wow we don't buy them anymore like we used to and then i come home to a ron weasley and luna lovegood lying on my table 😭😭

[darkness-holds-eternal-light]

So I don't know if that is worldwide or just in Germany but there is currently a special season of "Kinder Joy", which is basically a different version of an Überraschungsei ("surprise egg") just with more plastic. And that special season is a series of little surprises that are Harry Potter themed. And I may or may not have gotten completely unhinged about it!!! 🤪😁🤩😍 I'm vibrating at a glass-shattering frequency, is the accurate description I believe. 😂😎 The surprise eggs look like this:

So I really, really wanted to get one on Sunday but couldn't find one, so I had high hopes that I could get one on Monday as all the shops were open again. But also, no luck and I was kinda sad.

I told my mom to look out for them too, if she may find them because they are relatively rare apparently. And she was like, well, okay, we'll see. So today I said that I was going to another big supermarket further away and try to find one there. And lo and behold she said, yeah but before you do, here's something I have for you. And yes, it was indeed a container with 3 of those eggs, which she had gotten some weeks earlier because she randomly saw it in a supermarket and wanted to give it to me on the 1st of June, which is children's day here in Germany. And like, I may have freaked out and lost my sh*t completely then and there! I was absolutely bamboozled and happy to the tip of my hair! 😄🍀

And the only thing that made this even a 1000 times better yet was the fact that I very eagerly opened the first egg and I shit you not, Snape was the first figure I held in my hands! 😄😍🤩💖

I am very happ!!! 😄💚😊

[aries-of-spades]

Man i havent had a kinder egg in so long

[firewireblog-blog]

Kinder Joy And Kinder Chocolate Pair With DC And Funko For New Limited-Edition Collections

Kinder Joy Limited-Edition DC Funko POP! Eggs Ferrero North America brands, Kinder Joy and Kinder Chocolate, are celebrating DC’s legacy of creating iconic characters and telling enduring stories with two new collections: Kinder Joy Limited-Edition DC Funko POP! Eggs and Limited-Edition DC Funko POP! Kinder Chocolate. Kinder Joy and Kinder Chocolate join forces to bring a dynamic duo of…

[skyscrapergods]

You probably have heard this a thousand times over but still, I adore your Skycraper God's au.

I particularly love what you did for Twilight and her ascension to God hood. For something that is more 'realistic' you gave her a destiny that feels far kinder than what she had in canon (or at least what they end up implying) and a better representation of her role as the princess of friendship. Idk I teared up a little bit when I read about her anyway your art and world building are real cool

I don't really consider skyscraper gods to be more realistic than Canon, just more fleshed out. More explored and concrete. I mean, Celestia is so massive she should have her own gravity. And anypony can supposedly become that through prayer?

Yeah. Not more realistic, simply more Explained.

Twilight's fate in the show really felt like "uhh we need more plot. I know, let's do this!" Rather than something that makes sense from a character driven perspective.

"Anyone have ideas for a bombastic finale?"

"Lots of shows have the MC become ruler so let's do that"

"Epic! She's totally queen now"

"Wait what about the current rulers?"

"Uhhh they just don't wanna rule anymore. Vacation time"

"Yeah that works. Film it"

Instead of considering what the characters do and want to do with their lives. Flurry heart sure does exist! They comment on how unusual it is for an alicorn to be born but nothing happens. She doesn't age. Doesn't even become a toddler because they didn't think beyond "baby alicorn for the toy sales"

So that's where the unkindness of canon comes from. Doing things for the hell of it and not considering if the characters would actually want it.

When I do that, and i force things upon characters that they don't want, I explore the suffering it entails. Then, I let the characters shape their destinies as much as they can, to relieve their suffering and find joy even in uncrollable circumstances. I don't just draw a smile on and say they are happy with their fates.

Happy endings don't exist. Endings in which people are happy do, but they take work, perspective, and forgiveness to achieve.

[adelar-plays]

halsin said that he hibernates until the thaw, and i can't stop imagining how nice it can be now that he has you and the children

he can avoid hibernating if necessary, but he becomes restless and a bit irritable when depraved of his winter nap. even though he still treats everyone with kindness, if you know him well enough, you notice that many things make him less happy and he gets irritated mainly with himself, so it's kinder to not demand him to stay awake and just let him sleep

you anticipated his awakening ever since you first sensed the change in weather. this unmistakable earthy smell of spring – thawing snow, waking up soil and roots and worms in it, all fills you with impatience and joy

so maybe today

you’ve been waking up early for the last few days to be the first one to know. to be there waiting for him, being happy to see him

maybe today

he wakes up in a pile of... well, everything that definitely wasn't here when he went to sleep

while he was sleeping, children brought him all their plushie treasures that helped them ward off nightmares when they were alone and didn’t have you and each other. they’ve put their owlbear toys around halsin so he wouldn't be lonely and scared in his dreams, someone put a blanket over him, someone even half managed to put a pillow under his head – not a small feat, mind you. more mischievous kids have been piling their toys atop him just for the fun of it, to see if it would wake him up, and giggling when it didn't

it's so much better than waking up alone and in the same empty room. the mess kids created around him is an evidence that he's now loved and cared for

and he has his suspicions about who might’ve brought him this blanket

he stretches his muscles, feeling his heart rate quickening*, and slightly unsteadily from a long sleep comes out

the smell of a bear who just spent months curled up in a cave is... well, not exactly exquisite, he knows it and lets out a slightly embarrassed chuckle when you put him in tight embrace, noticing that he's a little easier to hug now than when you did it kissing him goodnight**

the kids are sleeping yet. they demanded to know immediately when daddy halsin is back, and even tried to take turns staying awake and keeping watch – none of them lasted past 2 am, and you had to bring them to their beds. you don’t wake them up just yet, because you want to have some time for you two

you make him his first in this year huge mug of herbal tea with honey that you secretly stashed away and saved for him, and he fills his pipe, while you knead his stiff shoulders and untangle his hair

and, honestly, this moment is so worth waiting the whole winter for

*bears’ heart rate drops to 8-10 beats a minute while they hibernate **bears lose up to 33% of their weight while hibernating

[therobotmonster]

The current Kinder Joy stuff is cute as fuck little aliens.

As the "put toys in cereal" guy, I approve.

[am-a-disappointment]

Ok can anyone help a girl out, yknow how kinder has the kinder joy thing with dc and funko pop, does anyone have the codes for the actual funko pop toys that will work here in the uk cuz im losing a lot of brain power trying to figure this out on my own

[tierracottas]

rbing because there's an evil little voice in my head that turns everything ominous and i need to know what to do about this mirror soon...

do you guys think i should move or cover the window facing my bed at the place i'm staying at? it's high so it doesn't really reflect the bed but still it's across from it... i also came across a post just this morning about the same thing so..

[madamestephanie]

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

I found Snape in the Kinder Joy ✨🥹🥹💚🖤

🌺Thank you to @snapeysister who posted the cheat codes to the toys, I could finally find my darling! 🙇🏻‍♀️❤️

[firefeelsfine]

Breaking news !!!📌

My kinder joy toy is twinning with my hand cream.✨💛🩵

Hehe

[hurlingsupport]

(Casey Jones x Villain! Gender Neutral Reader One-shot)

A spark of pink electricity escapes from under your mechanical claw, the crushed skull of the alien's fake body crumbling under the pressure. It makes a wonderful crackling noise. And just like a surprise egg, once you break the shell, a toy comes out.

The alien screeches as soon as its mechanical body sparks for the last time. Its bulging eyes focus on you only for a second before it's squealing to get away. But before it can wiggle its way out of your sight, another claw of yours grabs it with crushing force. The poor thing can only let out a pathetic whine as you close in, a wicked grin spreading across your face at its misery.

"You guys keep bugging me." You begin, crouching down to be at eye level with the pink creature. "You're like roaches. How many of you are there again?"

You pretend to wait for a response, knowing full well it has no ability to do so once its human disguise is destroyed. Despite this, you revel in its helpless squirming. At least, until it becomes annoying. Once the screeching starts to hurt your ears, you release the small alien. It spares one last glance at you before it's scurrying off. Well, that's what would've happened if you were just a bit kinder.

Instead, as soon as it's turned away from you, one of your titanium arms squishes the alien without a second thought. Gunky bio-matter splatters across the concrete ground of the alleyway you're in, and you grimace at the idea of cleaning your arms later from the substance.

Shaking the mechanical arm in an attempt to get some of the gunk off, you pause once footsteps fill the air. Glancing behind you, you find that the footsteps belong to none other than the Jones kid that's always bothering you.

A smirk makes its way on your face, almost involuntarily. Jones was fun to mess with, so you couldn't help but feel some joy anytime you see the boy. However, it seems he didn't feel the same, considering the way his lips stretch into a snarl once he spots you. His expression only serves to make you happier.

"Jones!" You smile, gunk long forgotten as you make your way towards the punk.

He tries to dodge your outstretched arms, but with the help of your mechanical ones, he has no escape from you. He grunts in distaste as you squeeze him, eyes wandering across the alley.

"What did you do this time?" He asks, gaze locked on the pink viscera stained concrete.

"I helped! Those pink aliens are your guys' enemies, aren't they?" You squish your cheek against his own, and surprisingly, he doesn't push you away. You're not sure if it's because he doesn't mind or because your titanium claws are hovering in a threatening manner, but you'd like to believe the first option.

"Uh, thanks." He mumbles, still staring at the ground below.

"Y'know, maybe I can start working with you guys." You ponder, tapping your fingers against his back as your grip goes slack. "That'd be more fun than this whole solo act."

"Really?" His head almost hits yours at his surprise, dark eyes surveying your face. "I mean, there's gotta be a better reason than that. Are you trying to spy? Are you working for those other ninja dudes?"

As his questions go on, your face continues to brighten. Your arms move to wrap around his shoulders as you lean against him.

"Maybe I just want to work with you?" You grin. Your noses are just barely touching, and Casey seems momentarily distracted before snapping out of his stupor.

"You're messing with me." He frowns, pushing you off of him forcefully. "I told you to stop saying stuff like that. It's weird. Can't you do normal hero-villain banter?"

"But I like you!" You laugh, grabbing at his hoodie.

He slaps your hand away, pulling out a hockey stick from his bag.

"I said to stop doing that." He commands, sliding his mask on. "Now shut up and fight me."

Your smile falters slightly at his words before reverting back to its previous state. Your robotic arms splay out behind you, fully prepared to take advantage of the boy's novice fighting skills. Of course, you'd never tell him how much he sucked at fighting, but you'd like to push him in the right direction. Plus, you couldn't decline a fight from Jones of all people. So, you ignore the slight burn the feeling of rejection ignites in your chest.

Jones is fun to mess with, but sometimes it feels as if he's the one messing with you.