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I'm watching my first ever ashswag video and I'm only 8 mins in — cAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHY HE'S TALKING LIKE HE'S TRYING TO SHOVE WORDS DOWN MY EARS AND INTO MY BRAIN????? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS HE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME???
#i feel overloaded with information even tho not a lot has happened#like MY GUY. CHILL OUT#TAKE A BREATH I DON'T THINK I'VE HEARD YOU BREATHE THIS WHOLE ASS TIME--#he went from nothing to killing 2 ppl and having full netherite in EIGHT. MINUTES of video. what the fuck#also why is his video style like he's rushing through the homework IN CLASS bc he forgot and has to submit it RIGHT NOW??#like. he's RUSHING through this thing#does#does he even BREATHE#anyway#get ready for Djevel's Descent Into Madness™ — ashswag Edition!#ashswag#mcyt#he also talks in THE MOST monotone/neutral voice tone EVER#he's rushing through his words ALL THE TIME but like. is talking like this convo is about the fucking WEATHER#what's going on#what am i watching
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Now that English fans are getting to know Rubius and Vegetta better thanks to QSMP, I need you all to see this historic Karmaland moment between a hopeful but hesitant Rubius, a blissfully oblivious Vegetta, and a very amused third-wheeling Luzu because it truly does live in my brain rent-free.
#Rubius#Vegetta#Luzu#Karmaland#Rubegetta#Vegetta777#Rubius is so chill and dejected here if my crush was that oblivious I think I'd chew through a live wire#Luzu's laughter here kills me every time he's just having the time of his life watching this trainwreck play out#Translations via Glaychu on Twitter who has the best thread of Rubegetta translations out there#god bless soldier you're carrying the English Rubegetta fandom#time for me to roll up my sleeves and do my part#Rubius: HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS#this is especially funny because it's one of the first times (as far as I can remember) Rubius did this#and he got shot down so frickin hard lmfao I'm so sorry dude#it's incredible comparing this moment to all their current shenanigans#also I love Luzu he's like ''now hold on. gay rights first of all-''#speaking of. Whenever I remember IRL Rubius is bi I get so :') about it#Subtitles#Translated#subtitles#Edited
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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in the time travel lance au, how much did lance tell the team/lotor? do they know hes from the future and that hes lance and how much things went to shit, or is he keeping the info from them(i mean you said hes doing that, but im curious as to how much hes actually letting them know)? also wait hold on. does the whole time travel situation mean that there are TWO lances running around now??
Pretty sure Lance tells them absolutely nothing. Just absolutely nothing. Fuck All. At best you can expect from him is vague riddles, very specific advice, and a 10-minute long call out session in Lotor's case where he drags him for every issue he ever had and after which he fucks off to do god knows what. And while Lance does try to keep his identity hidden, not to mention lets just say he is Off Putting enough to the point that the aliens do not connect him to any of the humans (except Kuron who recognized a movie reference).
And there are two Lances running around, though because of future!Lance, Shiro didnt reach Earth and instead he met Allura who got out from cryopod earlier
#My hc is that Haggar started clone thing even before Shiro escaped#Anyway i dont really have a story or plot for this (when do i ever have one?) It is just vibes#What is going on here is Allura Coran and Shiro running around like headless chicken with only the castleship trying their best#Zonerva going through an epic civil war causing divorce courtesy of future!Lance#Lotor having worst time ever but atleast got redemption arc and isnt killing alteans anymore#(we are still working on emotional honesty and vulnerability and trying not to manipulate people)#Present!Lance being forced to speedrun his development so that in case the team is needed he is a proper gentleman#Future!Lance fighting for his life being chaotic neutral morally unhinged guy having enough boyfail moments to make a hard knock life amv#And Kuron living his best stardew valley life only vaguely aware of horrors#(no clone issues on sight what are you talking about hahahaHA we are so chill here😎😎😎😎😎😰- I MEAN- 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎)#time traveller lance au
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your fics have started to jumpscare me when i see them on ao3 bc now i go "wait, i aware of who this is!" get percived idiot (affectionate)
#boo!#<3 <3 <3#*boop*#you think you’re having a chill time then boom- misery loves an idiot’s long ass title appears out of nowhere…#and you realize you know the insane person from tumblr… and you fear#is this the time she brings out Sam’s hoe?…………. or kill a dog……….#hello there#they jumpscare me too lol#like a suprise while I’m scrolling through tags… lol XD#hopefully good scare right?… but the real question is do you read them?….#…… you’ll never see me coming >;)
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side note even astral plane/arcane galaxy viktor (whatever the fuck he was at that point lmao) didn't even care that much that jayce killed salo. thats hilarious to me actually. man saw one of his followers murdered (former counselor no less) and did not cry one single tear. was barely concerned. was more concerned about whatever was going on with jayce.
like damn. was just like hmmmm something else is at work here with my ex. ill have to figure it out. (turns out it was you bro)
#and it can be argued astral plane viktor did still have his emotions!!!!#dude was clearly upset when jayce murdered him THEN rejected him later like#lmao imagine being salo tho?#one guy you probably barely acknowledged (despite being a hextech co creator) who was in the room with you when it blew up and paralyzed yo#that guy is revived and becomes jesus and can heal people so youre like WELL TIME TO GET MY LEGS BACk#then youre abosrbed into the hivemind and get sent on errands but its chill because u can walk again and suddenly you feel so peaceful#then the OTHER HALF of hextech comes back while your on your little errand and the ex boyfriends have a conversation through you#which ur cool with because hivemind and also apparently cant listen in on? damn like i wanna know the tea tell me too i can keep a secret#and then your former co-counselor kills you with his hammer#what a life#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#salo arcane#arcane spoilers
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wait is. is zionism just the belief that jewish people should have a place to go should the world decide to kick us out and/or kill us all again. is that all it is. i haven't had the spoons for this for months so i haven't actually looked up the definition but like. is that seriously all it is
#and let's be clear: GENOCIDE IS BAD. i just don't trust that things won't get worse for us if we stop having somwhere to go#pine speaks#i don't know how to tag this im sorry#if you're an asshole on this post you're getting blocked btw. i trust my followers to be chill but not really anyone else#like . part of the reason so many jews die again and again through history is Nowhere Wants Us. nowhere will take us when we're being killed#which is the reason People Made A Place For Us To Go#and like while what the government of isreal is doing is fucking horrific#i don't Trust that getting rid of israel as a country will lead to anything but us fucking dying the next time everyone wants to kill us#genocide tw
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okay maybe this is so obvious but i think the thing that is so excruciating for me about this show is the inevitability of the story. i've already seen it twice and i'm watching it for the third time and i know that bad things are going to happen to the characters and i don't want them to but they have already happened and they will happen again because the story has already happened. it's already done. it's like i'm watching them in a time loop and wishing for a different outcome and it's never going to *be* different for them they're always going to have to go through this. it's always going to end the same. i'm in the labyrinth.
i love stories i love to get lost in characters in books and tv shows and podcasts i love to decide to be taken through a series of feelings and then move through them i love to watch things unfold and then go back to the start and watch them unfold again and everything has a deeper resonance this time because you know what's going to happen next
#the knowing what's going to happen next is both good and bad. it is what's killing me and also somewhat bolstering me!#to be clear the time loop is not literal i have created it by rewatching the same show over and over across several years.#and the show is 'something in the rain' (2018 korean drama)#Also my new habit is to read a new book twice. i'm always so impatient to Know What Happens so i fly through it the first time to#get to the end and then go back to the start and read it slowly the next time. it's so fun. I LOVE STORIES!!!!!!!#also. it is both so unpleasant and so fun rewatching this. i'm hating it i'm loving it but now that i've realised the time loop thing i#think i feel a fraction less angst and a bit more chill :P
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Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #1.
Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Chasm: Curse of Kaine#latest release#Kaine#Kaine Parker#oh Kaine#excuse me as I wrestle with this metaphorically out loud#on the one hand yeah being the one who cuts through all the bull and just gets to the ultimately pragmatic solution#of just stabbing a dude is very Kaine#also at least a third of Kaine’s life was devoted to hunting down Ben so it might be a bit of a knee-jerk reaction all around#but I guess the obvious sticking point is well isn’t Kaine making this sort judgement a bit hypocritical#I was almost thinking the same until I drudged up my carefully buried memories of Ben Reilly: Spider-Man#where a very similar plot was going down#so I guess this is just The dynamic the writers want for these two :) (fake smile hiding real pain)#if you want to go beyond this just being an entirely arbitrary narrative choice#I guess there is something to say about Kaine taking on the responsibility of killing Ben#as some sort of perversion of the whole «great power…» maxim#not only because Kaine’s one of the few with the capabilities and raw strength who can take Ben on in a head-to-head fight#but also because Kaine may not be sure he can be a hero but he does know (or rather believes of himself deep down)#is that his soul is already stained so black that he can bear the weight of (more) fratricide#as no matter how many he times he goes to the confessional booth or how many times he’s brought back to life his soul remains#but here’s the thing I would much prefer Kaine and Ben and Peter all just chilled out for once and maybe like kicked it at a coffee shop#instead of All That
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im genuinely going to be INSUFFERABLE when chapters 3 and 4 come out like you have no idea.
#i cannot BELIEVE i've had the life-threatening deltarune illness for nearly 3 YEARS at this point. thats fucking insane#anyways im literally never gonna shut up about it. you have no idea. and *I* have no idea honestly. this will be the first time im#playing new deltarune content with ALLLLLLLL of this shit in mind. i played chp 2 as someone who was obsessed w chp 1 in middle school#on a very surface level. and ofc we had so much less then that the theory landscape was COMPLETELY different so even if i had#been aware of that side of things as a kid it wouldnt have made much of a difference probably. but these chapters will be an#ENTIRELY different experience that i am in NO way prepared for. like ive NEVER been invested in something like i am in deltarune#and ive never been SO deep in a theory community like i am in deltarune's. but that only rlly happened after chp 2#the sweepstakes was like a little taste of whats to come. but 3&4 will be a whole new experience that might genuinely kill me i think#im gonna take 80 years to get through them and even then im still gonna miss a billion things on my playthrough#me playing chp 2 like WAHHHH DELTARUNE THIS IS SO FUN vs me playing the new chapters completely locked in eyes 1 inch from the screen#scrutinizing every single pixel and reading into every word of dialogue for 30 minutes per line#im very scared about how my decision making's gonna go though. cuz these will be the first chapters where im playing them aware of#the player-kris distinction. before i could just chill and choose whatever i want but now i fear im just gonna get stunlocked#for sure im going to spend hours agonizing over which thing to choose trying to determine what i think kris would do. even tho#it probably doesnt matter. anyways i need to stop escaping to tumblr and finish this lets play#im doing the thing where i get too insane over the hyperfixation and have to stop interacting with it bcuz im going too crazy#serena.txt
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okay last attempt at a good url while i have a mini crisis. i will Never change my icon at this point though
#we are……………..trying to work through scruples brain tonight. even though it wants to kill me so so so much.#we are not giving in to self hatred and shame this time though we are brainstorming new urls and getting to the endgame of 3rd bg3 run#we are not going to let it win we are not going to crumble we are going to assume a position of what feels like arrogance#and say Actually I Don’t Have To Worry About That. That’s Not My Problem.#actually i am so fucking chill on this front. not evil. not subhuman. not doomed to a loveless worthless life#i could give seminars on how chill and not shameful i am. i could write the book on being Pretty Chill Actually#we’re not going to entertain scruples based self inflicted violence tonight! no mage!#aster chat
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FFXIV really is a nightmare to play as a tank or healer now, huh? Especially if you're a shaky healer and/or tank.
#ffxiv#played tank in roulette for the first time in a minute on a class <30 and the dps kept pulling ahead#they weren’t even bringing me the pulls they just expected me to move and catch up#they also pulled the boss and locked me and the healer out#like im a shaky tank at the best of times but this shit kills what confidence i do have#like if youre in that much of a rush to get through the dungeon maybe you shouldn't be doing dungeons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#it's a game chill out#wife points out it's getting as bad as wow and i kind of have to agree#i tend to get good parties in msqs but this was fucking ridiculous
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watching this lady whos research is about studying americans who identify as “spiritual but not religious” and its uhm actually kind of chilling 😭 ofc their ignorance regarding other religious traditions outside mainstream conservative xtianity is unsurprising, but the extent to which they define their beliefs as a negation of (often misunderstood) perceptions of xtian doctrine is fascinating. but also:
- ‘because some interviewees found it hard to give up the idea of the comforting images of a God who guided and cared personally for them [...] some handled this by personifying ‘the universe’, making it sound somewhat interactive and benevolent for everyone, but also non-demanding and specific to their own needs and desires’
- ‘in the end the traditional view of a God who judges and rewards or punishes has been replaced by an anonymous process beneficial consequences for those who “wake up and pay attention” and dire consequences for those who don’t’
- ‘very few made long-lasting commitments to [community and/or learning]. instead, they credited themselves with the ability to see the universal truths or teachings common to all religions and practise them on their own’
- ‘when I asked what a functional and healthy spiritual community would look like [...] they said it would be one which supported them, where everyone was free to believe and practise as they wished, and one which didn’t make too many demands. when i asked how they would recognise such a community if they went looking for one,many said “everyone would believe as I do”’
- ‘most SBNRs seem unaware that many others reject the same doctrines and promote similar theological themes as they do. in fact, some, when I tell them this, are disappointed or angry when I tell them how similar they are to so many others’
how am i not mean to literally just see this shit as NEOLIBERALISM: THE RELIGION
#she also talked abt their misunderstandings of xtian theology which was kind of killing me like#u know im no fan of xtian theology but it does drive me insanewhen an edgy atheist or neopagan is like ummm so you think [thing literally n#educated christian has ever believed in all of christian history]#i haaaate a 'the universe' bitch bc its ALWAYS just a hippie abstraction on the theme of jesus#she talked a little but i wish she had time to touch more onthis like. super fascinating phenomenon where they incorporate elements of#'eastern spirituality' which are actually viewed through an EXTREMELY xtian lense either in negation or even just a reskinnedxtian concept#she talked a little bit abt like their misunderstandings of reincarnation and karma but it wasnt the focus#but then in her conclusion she was positive towards them...literally tome this is chilling
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#when freddie mercury said 'each morning i get up i die a little / can barely stand on my feet'#when billy joel said 'dream on / but don't imagine they'll all come true'#when axl rose said 'we've been through this such a long long time / just tryin to kill the pain'#when adam young said 'though i haven't slept in two days / cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone'#when amy lee said 'you don't remember me but i remember you / i lie awake and try so hard not to think of you'#when davey havok said 'if i weren't so cold / we couldn't freeze this moment'#still taking a break but. something something wishing the batteries weren't dead#no rewind no fast forward and no pause. just drifting through until it stops#personal
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when i accidentally walk into some shit in skyrim and i was not prepared
#walked into a public execution in solitude#idk what’s going on …#heading back to whiterun i have things to finish there anyway 😭#I took the carriage to solitude but I will be walking back to whiterun 👍🏻 see you in 3 years#im also being attacked by multiple dragons#chill bestie im trying to pass do your thing#can i ride the dragons….#im a very slow player ive found#maybe because im meandering abt#there’s so much to see and learn I don’t want to rush through the quests#it’s so fun#im going to add a mod or two next weekend#I just want to change my character and make her look nicer#when I made her I didn’t know how to use the mouse in Skyrim 😐#my play style for everything is slow#there’s so much to discover im having fun taking my time#im also only level five even though I’ve got like 2 dozen hours#idk if this is normal or I’m playing wrong but#I pick my battles I see a dragon and I’m not ready to kill it yet I will simply go around lmao#I would be a boring let’s play-ER
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Tfw u end up really late to open bc of the weather (shit ass WIND it's so cold) and u get there and the light is on so ur like "WHO is HERE?!?!" dreading the possibility of it being The Boss & being caught red-handed coming in super late to open
U go inside. And find the person u thought was coming in at 12.
Ur both like "????" And u look at the schedule and Sure Enough, she's the one scheduled to open. So it all works out, and I was early to work!
#speculation nation#so now i have some time to kill. i am sitting. i have a mocha latte#and im going to read through what i wrote this morning#i only have 20 mins now but thats still some nice chill time#especially after how awful that wind was 😭😭😭😭
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