#im also being attacked by multiple dragons

[rhysnolastname]

when i accidentally walk into some shit in skyrim and i was not prepared

[stinkytrashman]

I've been seeing a lot of hate for dragons rising and the later seasons of ninjago and I have my thoughts. As usual. Im a very thought filled person. So I'm gonna tell you all my very correct and right opinion on the matter. Also it's very long be warned now 🧙‍♂️ (little recap at the very end in case you dont wanna read the whole thingg)

The later seasons of Lego ninjago and the entirety of Dragons Rising is not bad. It's just different.

The first season of lego ninjago came out in 2011.

The expectations for a kids show in 2011 are different than the expectations in 2024. The humor kids like is going to change naturally over the years. The tropes in media that kids like is going to change over the years.

We were the target audience when the show first came out, because we were kids. It's a show aimed for a younger audience. Unfortunately, the intended audience did not change as we got older. The show is still aimed at a younger audience, but guess what? There's new kids. The age range is filled with new people. And to still have their target audience hit, they are obviously going to have to change a few things so the kids nowadays will want to watch the show.

The original seasons had more focus on the character vs character conflics. Of course it dabbled in characters having internal struggles and side plots related to building/destroying relationships, but those were more episode specific and he newer seasons just delve more into it for multiple episodes. There was a focus on the fighting, on the action, on the cool outfits and mech armor. The new seasons are still fighting bad guys, with all of the cool effects, but also fighting feelings. You can do both at once. Shocker, I know. Why is there more focus on emotions? Because that's the standard in well written shows these days.

The humor is less characters making fun of eachother, and more a dead silence filled with a silly sound effect. This is one of the things that irked me, but it's okay. My humor is not the humor of the intended audience. The space is intended for the audience to have the audible laughter/reaction. Quick reminder who the show is intended for. (I hold up a sign saying "new generation of young people with different humor then people my age".)

The characters are not annoying. The characters are not weak, or pitiful, or embarrassing. A character having emotions other than love or anger or happiness is okay. Arin not feeling worthy enough for his team? Guess what? That's an emotion lots of people feel. This character is allowed to have self doubt. Lloyd having panic attacks from his visions? Hey, his visions scared him! Characters are allowed to be scared, and have a reaction to being scared.

Characters are allowed to be replaced. I know, I loved the original elemental masters, and wish they could come back for a cameo now and then. Would love to see Griffin Turner once and a while. But you have to remember in the canon, it's been years. Time passes. Wanna know what happens when time passes? People die, people move on, people come into others lives. The new elemental master of air is fine. She's allowed to exist. Do you honestly expect Morro to show back up and be like "omg hiii >< I'm here I want my power back !!" Be honest with yourselves.

Final thought: who cares if characters are gay. A background character wears a nonbinary flag on their jacket?!?!?!? It must be armageddon!! Come on now. One or two flags in the background isn't the end of the world. Cole and Geo's relationship has no effect on the main plot. Geo could be replaced by any character, or even removed, and the plot would still go forward. Gay people aren't out to get you, or turn your show woke, or indoctrinate your kids. They're just there. Cole is still Cole, and Geo is cool. Another thing about Geo: I will not take Geo slander from lava shippers. He is very sweet and kind and just because Cole is not with Kai doesn't mean yall should hate on him. Also I don't even think Cole and Geo are 100% confirmed. So why is everyone going bananas over it? Very silly behavior if you ask me.

That's all I have to say thank you for coming to my tedtalk 🧙‍♂️

Recap: the target audience is young people, young people are different now then when we were young, they have different humor, it's fine for characters to be emotional, new characters aren't the end of the world, gay people are fine.

[chickenmcnuggies]

sometimes I see you on my dash and I'm like "wow these posts are pretty good but I dont remember why I followed this person" and then I load up my dwarf fort with my beloved hippogryphs

YEAAAAH im glad you like them! the hippogriffs and griffons are two of my absolute favorite creatures, so im very biased to them :) (also glad that you can tolerate my other post lol)

i suppose on that topic, it gives me a good excuse to show off the last 6 beast/giant variants going into the mods since i already finished all their sprites.

first up is the stymphalian bird! it's a small bird with feathers composed of bronze. they're docile by nature but are capable of shooting out their metal feathers to attack their predators

...on the other hand there's the giant variant, which is vicious by extension of living in savage lands

speaking of giant variants, there's 5 other ones being added

(griffon, fae dragon, bicorn, warg (it's default sprite was changed and the old sprite repurposed), and chimera)

the other brand new creatures are:

owl bear, a large carnivore with claws capable of slashing through metal. inspired by the cool looking owl bears from baldur's gate 3 that i saw when a friend was streaming the game. can be war trained if tamed

basilisk and mandrake

the basilisk are aggressive carnivores which possess a gaze that can turn their prey to stone, similar to the gorgons. unlike the gorgon's stare though, supposing their victim doesn't die while in statue form, they will return to normal after an in game week (they dont require food/water/breathing while afflicted)

Mandrake are small plant creatures who live rarely in underground lakes, where they 'breed' by planting their seeds in the ground. upon death they drop their seeds which can be planted to make very potent ale. the ale has many beneficial effects, such as helping infection and stress relief, but also has a grocery list of rare (2-10% odds) of triggering multiple ill side effects, such as nausea and sending a person into a fit of rage. made entirely just to make taverns all the more FUN

something i didn't plan to add, but added based on request: a tressym! flying cats from forgotten realms (and also baldur's gate) that i thought looked cool and had interesting enough lore to make a good addition. I only actually finished their sprites earlier tonight, and their raws aren't made yet.

going off what i read about them, they were going to be the same size as a cat, capable of being 4 different colors/coat patters, and immune to poison. it also mentioned them being able to see invisible creatures, so i'd like to play around with them having extra vision/high stats to be able to detect ambushers, tho i'd need to test to make sure they dont completely trivialize it. Was planning to make them like the griffons and wargs, where they have the [PET] token, but not [COMMON_DOMESTIC], so there's a chance for dwarves and humans to tame them in world gen, but they would hopefully be very rare due to their spawn biome (taiga?) and frequency (was thinking around 7%)

last but not least, another mega beast, this time the Undead Dragon! an undead mega beast that's intended to be a similar difficulty to the bronze colossus. it lacks blood, and damaging organs or connections doesn't bother it. It is capable of raising corpses once a day, and breathing a cool breath that makes a target drowsy and nauseous. while it can of course be killed in the usual dwarven solutions (magma, crushing) it can also be killed instantly by being speared in the skull by a spear, or decapitated. it is not capable of flight due to it's body being too rotted.

[whiteoutzz]

Hi! Is it ok if you elaborate and/or explain how disabled characters within Wings of Fire aren’t treated well and/or written well within the series (and/or that Wings of Fire is very weird about disabled characters) please?

sorry it took me a bit anon, but i needed to gather my thoughts.

But basically; while there is alot i could focus on, that even with disabled characters that are good, their disabilty isn't really all that researched (both starflight and tamarin for example, but i don't know enough to make a whole post about them), or how narrative often treats them as disposable or not as important as rest of the characters (ospery literally exist just to be killed. and yes alot of characters die in wof, but he is one book and then is killed off for other characters progression) (also whiteout. but i will make analysis of her another time). or whatever stonemover had going on.

and even with jerboa iii / boa, she hides her missing talons out of shame in her story, but it almost seems like its so the auhtor is more comofrtable with her, and idunno maybe she stops doing that later but it does feel gross to me. < and yes i am aware that loss of her talons was in a traumatic way but it doesn't really justify it, especially with how other disabled characters are written.

and even fucking Scarlet, who is disabled as a punishment (in the narrative, not the story itself. also she hides her scar in some instances with animus magic, and yes im especially including her).

clay's disability is mostly forgotten both by books and fandom, and much more.

but i do think one of the things that angers me the most is chameleon, and how you can't really fix that without literally not making him a villain. HIS WHOLE MOTIVATION is that is he is disabled, angry at the ableism, and changing himself due to that. and greed too i guess, but you can't really ingore the disability part, and i just look at how he is written. HE IS LITERALLY EVIL BECAUSE HE IS DISABLED... in text he has a facial difference (even if he is rarley drawn with it), a sleeping disorder, and of course, not being able to change his scales. its the most visible one in fact. he is kicked out from his kingdom literally because he is disabled, and he is angry, and finds the scroll, and does evil things or whatever. (and also has peril and is a questionable father).

I can't really describe how angry i am at his character existing. And you can't fix him! At best you could have rainwings with his disability who aren't evil, but even then, his motivation is that he is disabled, and its his primary motivation. It fuels his anger, its why he takes on multiple forms, its why he attacks Kinkajou, its probably why he tries to change Peril. < also greed, but im ignoring this on purpouse because it isnt relevant to the discussion and it doesn't erase the fact that his main motivation is that he is angry because he is disabled and how he changes himself into different dragons, and how he has distain for other rainwings, all that.

Why is it a problem? Well because it implies disability can make you evil and also even if we are symphatetic to Chameleon, there is no solution for his anger. The problems aren't fixed. And we never get another Rainwing character who can't change their scales. His evilness is tied to his disability, both of them connected. If one was to fix that, you would need to redeem him or not make him a villain in the first place, but then what is the point of his character. Its not just lack of reaserch or few things in poor taste, ITS HIS WHOLE CHARACTER!

And for the record, im not calling tui an evil horrible bigot, but she is not immune to bias. Its not just ableism of course, series has other issues, but its really really glaring.

Coming back to some characters; how Boa hides her disabilty, its of course of internalized ableism, but characters do not exist in a vaccum. Blind characters are commonly potrayed with cataracts (clody, foggy eyes), regardless of their actual type of blindess, or with something covering their eyes (like a blindfold). disabled characters are often killed off or not important to the narrative. While we do have few disabled protagonist, its after their pov, so we don't get a point of view of a character who is disabled.

Im probably missing something, but i think its enough things to say hey. Wings of Fire has ableism problem.

*also i didnt read book 15 or the guide so if im missing something else important im sorry i didnt really know

and i apologize if its written messy and has grammar and spelling mistakes and if i got something wrong but my point still stands even if i missed something or didnt explore somethings nuance entirely or got something wrong.

ok thats all . i think.

[birdsareblooming]

god i wanted to be positive about sonic superstars because i am about every sonic game, especially with how still negative everything around sonic games can be. It's visually stunning and they actually tried something new with the areas instead of green hill reskins, at least mostly. but im confident i'm not choosing to be negative and picking anything to be mad about.

the game is infuriating to play. when just running through the levels as sonic it's mostly okay, but later boss fights ESPECIALLY for trip's story you have to play more than perfectly, and even if you play frame perfect the game will fuck you over via lack of planning. A blue missile just won't show up on your screen or in a way that's reachable. multiple of final boss fang's attacks are one-hit kills, which wouldn't be so bad if all of these boss fights weren't 5-10 minute long segments, where if you die at the end to some bullshit you have to go back to the very beginning. this includes Fang in golden city, where in the in-between segments things will hit you offscreen.

multiple times in the gameplay you are punished for going too fast. not stopped, punished. hit if not straight up killed. The point of the game is to build up speed, and if you do what it's designed to do in final boss fang as trip, you hit a one hit kill barrier and have to start all over.

Speaking of Trip, i hate to say it but after looking at her for very long her unmasked design is disappointing at best. She looks like a recolored modern Amy. And if that was the point like it looks like it is, it's a dumb idea. They should've focused on making her look like her own character and actually like a lizard. Other than the thing glued to her head she looks like a recolored amy you'd find on a forum in 2008 and I mean that in a poor way. She doesn't look like a lizard or even a sunglider. They gave her a hair accessory and an undercut and called it a day.

activly while playing as her i wanted the helmet back on. it's a much more fun/different design. everytime i looked down at her I just saw Amy. full stop.

don't even get me started on her dragon design. it just looks stupid. not only should they have leaned towards a more eastern oroborus dragon but god it just. looks dumb. not only that but that super transformation seems too overpowered for a character supposedly forgotten by the main cast until recently or just. some random girl.

At this time i have not reached the final boss, this is in the state trying to beat fang and once again dying to some bullshit on the first phase. Ive only ever reached phase 2 once and got hit by an intakill.

i don't care if it's "authentic"

the old games were also hard as balls for no reason. they were based on an arcade-style idea despite not designed for an arcade, where you want the character to die a bunch and go back to the beginning so they waste their quarters.

not only is this not an arcade game, but you already got my 60 dollars. The old games had many problems with how they played that I only survived via save-states.

this game consistently made me wish i pirated it. Specifically for the save state feature. with that feature I would've actually had fun. But I'm sent back to the beginning of a 10 minute long boss battle.

it's 2023, not 1991. why is your game like this. why is her design like this.

especially after following the bullshit that was the master king trial specifically. one guy on reddit sad fronteirs was easy and they decided to make all of their games need frame perfect runs to be beatable.

not only is this a disgrace to wanting games to be accessible to anyone, but holy shit I have a disability. my hypermobility makes my fingers hurt after all this. anyone with worse disabilities are fucked, and again no easy mode or save stating is offered.

i don't know if doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. but being forced to do the same thing over and over again for different results sure makes me feel insane.

if you read this thinking of buying the game and didn't have spoilers tagged. if you do. pirate the game. you'll have a much better experience than I am paying 60 dollars.

sonic superstars overall was disappointing in everything but visuals. and that's coming from someone who goes out of my way to spread positivity about sonic projects because I actively see them. I don't here.

truly the best way to describe it is disappointed.

[beansintrenchcoats]

Intro Post!!

Hi, I'm Bea or Perce/Percy if you prefer, I use he/they! Bi and transmasc, currently a walking (or not) gender crisis.

Physically disabled, traumatised & neurodivergent, I have chronic pain that I do not currently have a diagnosis for (strongly suspected fibromyalgia though) as well as hypermobility that very much fucks with my joints - I use mobility aids to get around, usually a cane but forearm crutches if need be. I also dissociate a LOT and have frequent, violent panic attacks which affect my life regularly ;-;

Will be posting about my special interests & also my disabilities, the cpunk tag is currently my biggest source of comfort so that will be used a LOT over here. using one blog for both because i genuinely did not have the energy to create multiple.

furthering on from that my special interests are She-Ra 2018 and Critical Role, specifically Percy De Rolo (yes im naming myself after him, are you judging me??)

my hobbies include writing poetry, cosplaying, theatre (though this is hard because again, i am disabled!) playing dungeons & dragons, watching my special interests on repeat and writing dissertations on them, and ofc being online constantly lmao

15 y/o - do not be a creep to me !! i will block you xx

as much as i dislike dni lists - if you are part of edblr (especially pro4n4) or shblr, if you shit on my special interests, invalidate my disabilities, harry potter fans or defenders (/srs, yall make me UNCOMFY), if you’re a fucking zionist, if you’re a proshipper or anything like that, or if you’re bigoted in any way shape or form... yeah don't talk to me on this blog !! i am trying to make this a safe space where i can be autistic and disabled in peace. don’t be a dick.

please DO interact with me if you like my spinterests and want to talk about them!!! similarly if you are queer, trans, disabled or involved in any of the tags that i post on please talk to me, I'm always looking for new mutuals or ppl to talk to !!

lastly, please use tone tags <3

←« [ | :.°•∘✩☯ Fandom List ☯✩∘•°.: | ] »→

She Ra 2018 *

Critical Role *

Death Note The Musical

Madoka Magica

Dnd (if that counts as a fandom haha)

Good Omens

Grishaverse

Genshin Impact (ik ik)

Falsettos (honestly i just love musical theatre but i'm fixating on falsettos atm)

Alice In Borderland

PJSK

ATLA/LOK

Demon Slayer

PJO/HOO/MCGA

feel free talk to me abt any of these ^-^

[traumxrei-archive]

【 book 6 thoughts ! (3) 】

back at it again ^^ had so much fun laughing bc rook and idia in this chunk of chapters jfksdjfs

part: one, two, three, four / ??

[ spoilers from 6-36 till 6-42 below the cut ! ]

[ about : hunt family's villas ]

lowk sad that they didn't spend more time narrating rookepeyuu's travels together. i'm sure we would've gotten a lot of good banter between them ++ taking a look at the hunt family's villas *eyes emoji*

also. rook being a middle child.....thinking on that.... but also WHEW five siblings, and they call themselves a clan ?? when epel says "the more i learn, the more mysterious you become" i am seconding his words.

[ about : le chasseur d'amour ]

FUCK IM CRYISNFDJSHFJS— i love the way the whole base is scrambling bc !!! omg the base is under attack !!! how could this happen !! and idia pulls up the surveillance feeds and it's this blond frenchman zooming around on a broom introducing himself to the mf OCEAN— (also rook calling vil his "meiyuu" aka sworn friend cryinggggg and sobbingggg)

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HIM DOING A WHOLE SELF INTRO FOR THE PPL THAT DON'T KNOW HIM !! and then idia n ortho's reactions are so funny for no reason jdfksjf (once again, idia tryna avoid violence and ordering to "secure" rook instead of "removing" him)

[ about : alas... ]

ok rook was the only person whose "defeat" was convincing. the way epel is so bad at acting...and not yuu saying alas of all things to signify their defeat sjkfdsf this is so funnyyy

[ about : rule of the island ]

"the rule of this island is to return the living back to where they came from, alive." that means that they don't intend to hurt people or kill people. and the only beings that are on the island are the staff and probably any phantoms they kept alive for experimentation.

[ about : saving vil's life ]

i'm having such a blast laughing at rook's antics this time sjkfjdf not idia letting them in bc "vil might have a life threatening illness that no one knows about" and "rook might have the medicine he needs" aND HE BRINGS OUT A BAG OF RETINOL AND VIT C SERUM PPPLEASEEEE

idia: y-you're really just giving him skincare ? not trying to help them escape ?

rook: that is right ! as the chasseur d'amour it is my duty to—

idia: it's clearly not worth risking your life over skin creams. like, ever.

[ about : ouchhh ]

ok idia did NOT have to say that about yuu— that just hurt to even read bc we know how yuu's been feeling about themself after all that's happened around them...

[ about : nice ride, idia ]

ok but. why does this

kinda remind me of the batmobile— no but seriously, it looks like something that we should be seeing in book 7 rather than rn,,,the wheels are made out of spinning wheels, and it's in. the shape of a bat/dragon with two horns and red eyes....

[ about : ortho and phantoms ]

ortho....did you just say there's a "bunch of phantoms" under the pillar ???? you mean there's multiple phantoms down there that STYX has frozen. and...the more pressing issue...what does he mean "you wouldn't want to end up like me" ? the whole time he was talking about the phantoms, he was...talking in this very quiet and melancholic tone.... (did ortho get hurt badly by the phantoms ? is that why he's basically a robot now ?)

[ about : direbeast grim !! ]

so. grim is a species called direbeast with a high blot density? or they said he's a mix between direbeast n something else and to me, that reeks of experimentation...but who would do such a thing ? and his blot accumulation spikes and drops unexpectedly....maybe as a direbeast, grim is able to turn blot into a magical energy source ?

and there's traces of a...powerful spell on him ? the fire in his ears being blue isn't just a cute and silly thing and it's signs of a curse ? omg. wait do you think that grim is actually some sort of beast from thousands of years ago that got put to sleep by a powerful spell, and he just woke up now ? all this grim lore makes me wanna know more abt where he came from...

[ about : shroud family curse ]

so their curse is that blot gets incinerated the moment it accumulates within them. so the ancient shrouds led a revolt against the jupiter family using the original phantoms (whatever that means) and thus got cursed + banished to the island of woe. they manage tartarus (phantom prison) and the underworld (phantom graveyard). and they're doing blot research in order to get rid of the phantoms so that they can regain their freedom....wow.

and if they don't have any blot. the curse goes straight to eating up their magic, so they constantly need to be using magic to even live. oh my god. the reason why they gave them that job is bc the phantoms will continue to leak blot into the world even after they're dead. so jupiter family put that curse on the shrouds with every intent of making them like a sponge that can "purify" any blot that escapes. bc if not it'll start affecting the world.

so that's why they're doing blot research :00 !! they're trying to figure out a way to neutralize or reutilize blot bc. the shrouds want to escape. they don't want to keep living in the island of woe, which is why they want to turn the phantoms into an energy source. it would bring them back the honor they had once lost + they don't have to keep living at the island of woe to keep the phantoms in check.

[ about : another ortho ]

okay so. i noticed this before. but ortho was talking about himself in third person in one of the chapters. like "what can ortho do for him" instead of using his usual personal pronoun of "boku". and then idia mentioned "what happened ot ortho when we tried to leave this place". so...i'm assuming that there's two orthos, and that one of them is dead ? or something happened to him ? meanwhile the ortho we know rn also knows about this other ortho, and sees him as an extension, but not entirely, himself. (also take note this is all speculation i do not know if im right or wrong)

okayy we're stopping here for tonight ! when i tell you i laughed so much for this chunk of chapters, i mean it jskfjskf it was a nice contrast from last time, since last time was more tense + sad moments... until next timee

[chain-draws-stuff]

Ooooook! Let's try his again shall we? The last one wasn't saved but here's the redo. Hahhhhhhhhhhh.....I'm back with phase 2...turns out I do have something to do after all...just...this then I get- you know what? No let me just continue this before I saw more shit

Phase 2

Supernatural

Well, well, well...what time is it? Oh...right.....a new phase to continue with...just in time...

Phase 2 comes with new features for...the host...like more of the new modifications of the body, like as an example...one of your legs begin to look more...dragon-ish! And the host becoming more likely to have anger issues! Phase 2 will also give the host 3 new abilities! (I know i said 4 but I thought it would be a little too much since there's more of the phases than 3 or 5)

We've already talked about the advantages and disadvantages so let's skip that. And let us proceed with the new features and things phase 2 has to offer...

Abilities

Collapsing stars -

The "host" will swing his blade down only to bring stars smashing down to the ground.

Getting hit by this would be an instant death to the opponent. The size of the stars depends on the swing attack(I've already explained this and im not going to say it again...here's the link to the Answer)

Shadow dance -

The "host" will hover over the air and sends multiple attacks at the opponent

Getting hit by this could lead to heavy injuries and possibly leading to your awaiting demise...

Pillars -

As the king of he end the "host" can change the tings surrounding him making obsidian pillars rise from the depths of the underground...

This makes it extremely hard to maneuver around, as well being able to reach him...

Body modifications

Now with that over and settled. Let us continue to the...body modifications...you know what? To makes his simpler to explain to you all (and because I'm doing this at 11:20 - 12:00).

So...let's just say...the process of the body modifications will be...not just painful but extremely painful...and yeah its coming from the left leg so yeah painful as hell

You can say that...it's going to be bone-braking experience for Steve. Because it actually is...

don't mind me just torturing the main character Immensely. And now Steve is now about to uhhh...reach phase 2 mid battle in chapter 13...tell me, am I going to far with this?

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

to complete the whole Sigfrid family set this next one is gonna be Paradox's mom.

JUST CAUSE IM A MAGE DOSENT MEAN IM A WIMP!

AINZ OOAL GOWN VS THORENDRESSA

Ainz Ooal Gown info:

Height: 7 foot 2

Weight: 124lbs

Weapons: Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown, Dual Greatswords, Sword and Shield, Magic

Strengths: Is the main character and the most powerful being in the Overlord universe, Immense strength (Manhandles anyone who challenges him, Threw a Dragon multiple times his own size, Wields his Dual Greatswords as if they were weightless, Pierced through Adamantine with Clementines Stilettos), Immense durability (Ainz has contemplated that each of his bones are stronger than steel, A Minion of his with the same damage reducing ability as Ainz survived a 3000 foot fall unharmed, No selled a barrage of attacks from Gu who could level a castle wall with a punch, Was unharmed by Clementine stabbing him through his eye sockets, Is even more durable with his Knights Armour), Supersonic speed (Is on par with the likes of Albedo in speed), Is a Master of both Magical and close quarters combat, Possesses a multitude of passive effects that aid him in battle (E.g. High chance to cause Panic/Confusion/Insanity/Instant Death in his enemies), Can sense other Undead Beings, Can freeze an enemy in place with a Time Stop Spell.

Weaknesses: As an Undead Ainz is weak to Holy and Fire attacks, Because of his Class restrictions Ainz cannot equip most Weapons and Armour available in his world, His most powerful Spell has a 100 hour cooldown, Cannot harm those trapped in his Time Stop Spell.

Thornendressa info

Height:6 foot (Human form) 12 foot (hybrid form) 13000 feet (Dragon form)

Weapons:teeth,claws,magic,Alchemist blade,Dawnsetter,dragonbone bow.

Strengths:as the mother of Paradox and his sister Whiteraven she's the one who taught them both magic and ranged combat. But she's by no mean a pushover. Demigod Strength(as a part god dragon she's much stronger then most others of her race. Strong enough to hurt gaints and titans once over powered a hecrotonceris which are mountain sized monster with 100 arms and turn mountains into piles of throwing pebbles. Easily overpowered gaints who threw mountains at her.) Demigod durability(as a part god dragon with magic coated scales she's impervious to most magic and weapon. The Ebony warriors who hunt dragons for a living and use dark magic to harm dragons barely hurt her. No selled Tsugus Demon Ice Molding Magic and Steel Dragon Slayer Magic both of which were created SPECIFICALLY TO KILL DRAGONS AND DEMONS.) Suprising speed (Despite being out of shape and past her prime she's still faster then most dragons and can out run her daughter who regularly deflects attacks from a man who can manipulate lighting and light.) Is a genius in magic and archery. Is a Suprising master in hunting monsters. Her dawnsetter and alchemist blades are created by her to kill monsters and the undead showing skills in enchantments and alchemy. Her bow being made of dragonbone is stronger then ebony bows which are nigh impervious to blades and magic. Her arrows are poisoned with dragon Silvia which is the 3rd most toxic thing in the realms and can hurt Paradox who can power through pretty much anything. As a purple dragon using Mirror and archive magic she can seal things and people away and reflect magic on top of using any basic magic that she has fought she can even use multiple breath attacks due to her time of eating monsters.

Weaknesses:as a purple dragon her powers are affected by her mood. The happier she gets the stronger her healing becomes. But if she gets angry enough her powers become pure Ather which means she can do nothing but destruction. While she can teleport through reflections it takes connection also she's put of shape far past her prime and she's the slowest of the family.

[kopathefox]

Characters are:

The legend (the fox-spirit like thing, he’s both that black fox spirit trapped inside an orb and the blue spirit)

The chaos (the giant red dragon who trapped the legend in first place)

Altera (the red fox, she’s the Final hope’s protagonist)

Explain time:

SVD (Sabichim VeDrakonim) has multiple stories, the first one introduced is SVD 1, with Fexen, this one is the Final hope, with Altera as protagonist, right now im starting to learn how to be a game developer (in a steam app named “001”, its more easier and less professional but still good, im trying to make it be a platform) and the first games im gonna make are the SVD games (but its gonna have different title, and some changes), so for now lets reveal some SVD lores, this one is the Final hope (as i said), this is based off a dream i had in a random night, i changed a lot of stuff, but here we are, the story is about a female fox named Altera, she is 6 yesrs old and a orphan, why? Cuz she killed her own parents, but not cuz she’s evil, cuz she was possessed, she was possessed by The legend (who was first referred as “Blue” due to her knowing nothing about him), who was also possessed by The chaos (the main villain), who used the Legend as the key to control Altera (there was a prophecy that said Altera is gonna defeat him, so he wanted to prevent it), one day, Altera was sent to a school, kinda like hogwarts from harry poter but they learn how to self defend, some basic knowledge, and all that, there she met Ryker and his group, Ryker was the school’s bully, he mocked Altera for being too quiet, then Umbreon (theres pokemon in this continent) came and defended her, the legends (possessed) told her “i know you want to, go on, do a crime” and made her beat Ryker up, Umbreon then let her join his group (which was all the eeveelutions, non-shinies, only Sylveon was shiny and she’s the only nicknamed one, Sylve), Flareon comes back with an eevee egg which hatches into the tiny but brave eevee, Maltero, then one day. Ryker and his group gets possessed too (but directly by the Chaos) and they attack people there mainly targeting the group, Ms.Bite (the teacher) throws the, a map and tell them to go to the mountain of death (where the Chaos lies) and go to defeat him, then the journey begins!

Now lets meme every protagonist in SVD:

Why not use SVD protagonists? We got:

Fexen - a motherless armored baby with the serial killer father

Kyren - the orphan autistic Animagash (he had a human form and a wolf form) with a overprotective sister

Altera - a orphan teenager with self-control issues who never felt what friendship is until her journey began

(General) Hound - wait, aren’t you like the commander?! Why are you here?! (He’s gonna be the protagonist of “the rebellion” which is the era where they rebelled against the evil president of terrakia)

Erdemos & Sol - besties and a powerful leaders who wants to save their countries from an evil dictator

Chertemo, Urzema & Jeckol - 3 brave people who suffers from racism

Tera - the king of revultions who was outcast

[am-i-sans]

DND adventures 25

continuing the crossover!

(my power went off i have to rewrite maybe multiple times)

cam and wheatley are back from eeby deeby. cam gets to experience the horrors! yay! frog and dans comfort them and then other cam tries to slap dans for touching them and then switches back. frog and dans gets to learn a little about cams kid yay!

they switch back again and other cams family is concerned how strange their acting. keeps saying how much they love them. other cam is fuckin scared and demands to know why they arent at home.

cam runs out and towards another home and talks to a bird person named net and asks for a hug. awwww. another one named survey shows up and also joins the hug. then the others show up. bird pile lol.

cam suddenly stands straight up and tries to warn the others of the ice dragon but disappears before telling them where it is. when they get back they mention a robed lady hmmm. dorf asks about the lady but cam cant speak.

(im helping kay with something) teya looks really dead lol. (retcon raising them last time) tori is eyeing them and also trying to watch frog. senna rushes over to teya. tori is gonna attack! frog, senna, and wheatley try to protect teya! dorf fails to hold tori back!

teya wakes up in time and counterspells! she steps back in shock! dorf steps in between them and yells at tori that teya isnt just a normal undead. teya rips into tori for being a shitty parent and person in general. tori killed the babies and abandoned the surviving siblings. teya prays her kids dont turn into her since tori is like her mother. tori fuckin walks away. teya mumbles shes not dumb enough to follow her this time.

cam whistles and mumbles in bird. dans can tell they said fuck and asks for them to watch frog and they go after tori. undyne is just kinda shocked all over lol. wheatley just feels awkward and turns back to talk to zen. android starts being a little bitch and everyone yells at him to shut up. senna hugs teya poor girl. the dorfs have stabilized the portal.

suzy tries to hit android with the bone hammer lol. nana also attacks android and hits him in the knees. he pulls out his cannon! wheatley tries to grapple android and manages to shove him to the ground! suzy laughs and thinks nana is cool. dorf casts hold on everyone to stop the fighting.

dorf comments its been a long time since hes seen nana (their both old lol) shades walks over and asks him to fix their blueness. he comments that shades was nice to him but cant remember why. shades says its cause dans saved her life and since their cousins she thinks hes cool. no longer blue fuck yeah!

cam tries to speak to tori. tori sniffles and tells cam to go away. they refuse and hold onto her robes a little. tori asks why their staying around when their such a bad person? cam says their friends. tori is shocked. cam comments that they kinda have to be. and also they cant raise frog alone lol. tori apologizes but says they dont know how else to behave. cam comments they tried to kill dans today. tori is like what? cam explains they uh didnt get the full info and thought that dans WAS the kid being tortured lol. tori laughs and says this group is a mess. it really is.

teya gets more points F. senna comforts her. dans pulls a parental move and tells frog they arent responsible for what happens between tori and teya and to let the adults handle their own business and that its ok to be upset. frog is mad and wants to help. (this is also sans and frisk talking across the dnd table lol) frog screams 'what can i do?!' dans comments that sometimes theres nothing you CAN do. frog yells that their gonna do something ANYWAY. dans says this is the ADULTS responsibility. frog and dans are fuckin butting heads.

both dorfs go up to dans and ask if hes ok. dans says frog is having a hard time, and asks them to go to teya cause shes falling apart lol. frog mumbles and says their fine and go up to teya to apologize for what happaned :( teya also says its not up to frog to apologize and that its fine. same talk! teya says they should focus on being a kid.

old dorf comments on youth and senna says he cheated cause he can make a clone. frog is like WHAT has everyone here died? wheatley comments he didnt and senna reminds him he fucked with something that exploded. dans goes to raise his hand and shades forces it down. android tries to speak up and senna says no your a dick no soul.

undyne goes up to android and punches him in the face! tori and cam walk back in on this lol. yep he gets knocked over. suzy nana and parsley cheer! wheatley squaks and runs over to android. 'is inferno a robot now?!' wheatley begs him not to fight and shades says hes fuckin outnumbered. everyones arguing about violence. wheatley asks dorf if they can go home now.

cam walks up to frog and asks if their ok. frog says they are (lies, and teya gets 2 more points.) teya and tori look at each other, and teya tells senna its time to leave. cam walks up to tori and whispers they might feel better if they apologize. dans is staring and judging tori. tori tries to walk to teya. senna tells teya to not leave angry, and that tori can never apologize to HER teya, but teya's tori is still alive. teya sighs and walks over.

shades is chasing space core around. its adorable. vani and henry join them.

tori apologizes for her actions and is grateful she got to spend time with her once more. teya nods and tells her to be better than mom was. everyone begins to group up and prepare to depart. dorf says goodbye to dans. dans says in every universe, dorf is his favorite cousin.

dorf tears up and calls over the younger dorf. he has to remove younger dorfs memory to preserve the timeline. hes totally ok with it. he passes out lol. shades picks him up and says they'll look after him. older dorf does say that dans and regular dorf do get to spend time together. spacecore runs up to older dorf and asks for a star. he hands it over lol. but he wants the CLOAK star, to protect friends :( he hands him a whole part of the robe he rips off! its a tiny robe!

frog runs up to teya and hugs her and says it was nice to meet her. frog feels how squishy she is but doesnt care. dorf comments its gonna take longer to get his books. he wishes he could hug them but hes currently a stranger. frog hugs him anyway lol. shades also hugs him lol.

senna and dans have a staredown again before turning away. dorf raises everyone up on a platform to the rift and away they go and the rift disappears.

[cryoriku]

idk how much moomoo system lore ive got on this blog probably almost none but prior to the events of ARR arkao and domin tried to create a primal of themselves to host in their body (as a mixture of 'science gone too far' and a desperate grasp for strength to fix the world they viewed so broken) and while for a long time it just becomes a part of their already highly kept-secret past but im planning to bring it back possibly in shb or 6.2.

theyre from ishgard so appearance wise the primal takes influence from the figures of strength in ishgard, and to them that involves halone, dragons, and sin. but i want the battle to reflect more of their inner selves. mechanics change completely depending on the alter in control which would be (simplified) characterized by a "mood" status effect. wrath (domin, his anger towards ishgard's political corruption and their abuse), fear (arkao, his fear of not being strong enough to do any good), desire (isa, their desire to have love and attention).

tentatively i think arkaos fear would be the starting mood. he is lashing out at the other scions/party members, trying to get them to look away/go away and stop them from stopping him. i see things like knockbacks and look-aways being used here. he def has adds too, perhaps dragons, arkao does not attack and cannot be attacked until they are gone and youve gotta kill him/get him to switch before he summons more.

while this goes on, there is a countdown of the primal absorbing aether and at the end it is at full strength and that's when it switches to domin. then for the rest of the fight it rotates either at random or dependent on player actions(? somehow?) between the moods.

domin has a touch of god complex so when his wrath is invoked it gets intense. this is the status effect you dont want to be on long. theres parts of the platforms that raise and drop, and healer checks like mad. i think in byakko(?) he does an attack thats like SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK multiple hits in succession and you GOTTA shield beforehand and keep up hp or youre gonna get wiped.

isa i have no thoughts for other than seduction or some sort of reverse knockback like a rescue where they yank you into melee range? i would also like her to either have an action called "halone's judgement" that functions as stack markers or a debuff called that.

thats all the thoughts i have for now

[ravewing]

BAD TAKE ANON BAD TAKE time to debunk this

-his character development was NOT thrown out the window after his book ?? after his book he was mind controlled/put under a spell by darkstalker. he wasnt himself.

-ohhh god forbid a character jumps to conclusions !!!!!!!!!!!!!! when did he do this btw like are you referring to the peril thing ?? because yeah id be pretty defensive if someone who id only known as the firescales can-kill-you-in-an-instant murderer of countless dragons flew up to me too

-the whole "he would still be abusive!!1!" thing is not canon. in all honesty he probably WOULDNT be, but nevertheless you made that up yourself (ergo youre hating him over a headcanon)

-"he could have permanently disabled qibli" HE WASNT HIMSELF??? HE WAS UNDER A SPELL????

-oh my god please do not with the vase scene. i cant. he was angry (REASONABLY SO) because moon said that the dragon who had sent a spell to wipe out winters entire tribe (GENOCIDE???), the dragon who had put a spell on winter HIMSELF, the dragon who had already killed countless icewings already in the past, was her friend and was trying to DEFEND ds. come on bro

-"self obsessed" he hates himself anon is that what you mean by self obsessed??? please either reread his book or develop reading comprehension skills oh my godd

-"everyone fawns over him" not really most of the fandom hates him . ive been told to kill myself multiple times over him being ones of my fav characters so idk what ur on anon

im not saying youre not allowed to hate him at all, its just that everything you're saying is a gross oversimplification/blatantly false statement.

anywho thats my rant . this seems really rage baitey but also i have been attacked by way too many people who are like this in the past so i dunno

i hate winter and any ship that include him. His character development was thrown out the window after his book, he's an ignorant asshole who refuses to be proven wrong, never blames himself for anything, and jumps to conclusions (as seen in book 8). Also he would definitely be abusive (not on purpose but still) if he was in an actual relationship with qibli or moon. HELLO? He could have permanently disabled qibli, he threatened to kill moon MULTIPLE times and also got mad and knocked over a vase, breaking it, and not caring at all when it cut moons hands trying to pick it up. He's a self obsessed asshole like most royal icewings who just can't fathom the fact that he is in fact not better than anyone else or that he's wrong. He's a terrible dragon who does and says terrible things but everyone fawns over him because hes ohh so tragic.

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[iichaeyj]

txt as minecraft dates . . . ♡

PAIRING: txt x gn!reader

GENRE: fluff

WARNINGS: the word "shit"

WORD COUNT: 0.8k

A/N: idk if any of the members play minecraft or not so this is all rlly my opinion as usual !! also i rlly rlly liked making this post, it's so cute <3

YEONJUN

ok i dont think yeonjun is the type to play minecraft often

so he would probably sorta still fumble around while he plays with you

like he'd try to give you a flower and accidentally punch you

i think for his minecraft date, you two would just play normal minecraft together while he says cheesy, romantic lines

like he'd make a dirt house for you and offer you bread while confessing his love

"this lava is almost just as hot as you ;)"

"you're being burned alive, yeonjun"

would also be the type to say he'd be your knight in shining armor as he tries to fight zombies

he's over here sweating as he attacks those skeletons while you're trying to mine iron

he tries so hard for you plz

and i think you two would probably end up with a small, cute home with a farm and stuff

and if you play together multiple times, he definitely leaves signs around that say stuff like "i love you" :((

he just likes u sm im gonna cry

SOOBIN

i think soobin would like minecraft

idk it suits his vibe

and i think he'd definitely try hard, too

your date would probably be laid back and wholesome <3

like he definitely spends a majority of the time farming potatoes and carrots

and he also likes giving you flowers

like lots of flowers

you'd build a cute little house together

very cottagecore very sweet 10/10

he probably lowkey likes to imagine that he's really building a home where you two can be together and live peacefully :(

i can also imagine him placing two beds next to each other and giggling

i also think he'd get like 50 bones and get a bunch of dogs so that he could protect you

just imagine a minecraft soobin and an army of dogs chasing after him

he's just so so sweet and his date would be so romantic <3

BEOMGYU

you two are definitely trying to beat the game

but he also probably isn't very familiar with minecraft in the first place

so he definitely tries to fight the first thing that looks at him funny (probably a zombie) and gets killed right away

i think like yeonjun, he'd claim that he's your knight

but he wouldn't realize creepers blow up and would die again

but yeah, once he figures things out, he's definitely rushing to beat the game

like i just imagine him jumping around caves trying to find diamonds and ender pearls and stuff like that

and i think he'd get pretty good once he understands how things work

and you two would eventually kill the ender dragon and win

he'd be so happy and smiley :(

tell him you're proud of him and he'll be so :D

he's so cute i cant

would probably ask for a kiss once you win, too

might play again just to see if he could beat the game faster

TAEHYUN

i just feel like he gets the game

he picks up on everything rlly easily

but he wouldn't really be interested in beating the game unless you wanted to

he just sorta likes exploring and you two would probably go around the entire world doing whatever

i can imagine you two in a boat looking for villages

he probably likes dealing with villagers even though their deals are shit

and for some reason, i think he'd be interested in potions, too ????

like idk

he's just a funky man (which i love)

he just wants to look around with you and have fun <3

and he'd like to give you things, too

he gives you flowers, healing potions, armour, etc

he'd do anything for you (plz just give me one chance)

idk if he'd really play the game often, but he likes anything as long as you do, too <3

HUENINGKAI

TELL ME HUENINGKAI ISN'T THE TYPE TO CONFESS TO YOU THROUGH MINECRAFT

like especially if you two really can't see each other often, he'd look up one of those tutorials and figure out how to do that railroad thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkgbH4G8cto&ab_channel=AnxiousCynic

^^ this but obviously not a marriage proposal

i think he also rlly likes minecraft in general and would love playing with you

like minecraft dates are a normal occurrence with him

if he has the time, he probably makes cute houses and gardens and stuff for you, too

also another member who would love giving you flowers

and he probably has a dog and a cat, too

he understands the game and is ready to confess his love for you every chance he gets

he's so adorable??? gonna faint

and i just know he'd have a really good house (probably followed a tutorial but still)

[yourfavisblack]

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.