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i am not evil but go off

everyone cheer i was the bigger person and unblocked my older sister

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do people have no shame anymore?

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tomorrow night is going to take an eternity to come

(cast list)

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usually im a hater of rp blogs (they can clog tags and a lot of times i feel like theyre too ooc or they respond to annoying people) but theres always One Exception that i will check religiously.

these are the blogs that capture exactly ho wthis character would use tumblr and they don't let anyone peek behind the scenes. blogs like tubbo3091. these can fuckin capture me

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i see posts all the time about how services explicitly offered by u.s. libraries are harmful for u.s. libraries and then people comment like “no i think that’s good and you should use it actually” & everyone starts weighing in and disagreeing so here’s my suggestion:

while i’m someone who generally assumes that using a service offered by my local library is good or at least neutral for my local library,

if you’re unsure how to best support & exploit your local library, you could always ask a librarian at your local library. you could go right up to the counter to talk about it or use the email form on the library’s contact page.

now you may think, “uh oh. this post is encouraging people to go and pester their local librarians. that may be a bad use of the library’s time & resources���”

and the is snake swallowing its tail

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LOVE when you see someones art tagged as ocs that are clearly refurbished characters from a fandom they love,,,, you go girl scrub those barcodes off

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jd is being normal about minecraft block man lore again

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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ur like Mr beast but she and a little different

IN THIS VIDEO I WROTE MINECRAFT YOUTUBE FANFIC-

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Does the gender of your Tumblr profile pic/pvp/avatar match your irl gender? Yes, No, Nuance.

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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

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this just in, marty caught vibing to will wood i was playing out loud

I WINNNNNNNN

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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Hi hello yes Anarchy-and-Piglins here (on main) I would love emduo forehead bonk doodle actually that sounds fun also this is an ask you can answer to lure out more asks, Big Brain moment /lh

hello shara you are a genius . gotta lure out the askers out there

but for now ask and you shall receive.... emduo forehead bonk but with a painful spin to it owo

phil does some reassurance that they'll be fine even when they're not L

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precursory note 1: i have no last names for my main five OCs. i’ve had them for going on four years and still haven’t thought of any

precursory note 2 (electric boogaloo): important information about the universe. There is magic, but an uncanny kind of magic - the kind that makes people turn evil, the kind that manifests in science and politics instead of classical “wizards”, the kind that behooves vampires and shapeshifters but not faeries or elves. In essence, backrooms magic, alchemical magic, science magic. Magic is learned, not born with, because it is a science - which means that some people may go to college, some people are self-taught, harnessing the threads of the universe. Because of the nature of it, some people may skip steps. And learn things before the “normal” series of steps. et cetera

OC Introduction: Seàn

Seàn is the oldest and most “responsible” member of the South Point Five. He won’t tell anyone in-universe how old he is (19? 29? 900?). He appears around twenty-five or twenty-eight, but he is immortal and a vampire, though he’s a vegetarian and drinks coconut water to satiate his bloodhunger (and a lot of coffee. no he’s not addicted, he can quit anytime he wants). His fangs have disappeared since he has no need for them to feed on blood. Most of the traditional vampire traits have disappeared as well; he can spend time in the sun (he’s just more susceptible to sunburn), he isn’t hurt by silver or holy water, and he appears in mirrors. The only remaining traits are the bloodhunger (which is much more dialed down, he eats a normal diet supplemented by a daily coconut water and pills intended for those with iron deficiencies) and immortality.

Seàn encountered a disheveled-looking kid panhandling at a bus stop one day who told him he had run away from home. Seàn figured the kid would be back home within two days, so gave him a kind smile and a few dollars but didn’t press anything onto the kid. To his surprise and concern, the kid was still hanging around the sketchier parts of town, getting more and more disheveled with every passing day, as Seàn made his way to work. A month in, and the kid was still jumpy and grimy at the bus stop, so Seàn decided to discreetly tail him home. He discovered that the kid was living in an alley, homeless, then slipped away so he wouldn’t scare him by following him. The next day, Seàn stopped the kid at the bus stop and asked if he needed a place to live. The kid - who introduced himself as Everett - was apprehensive at first, but he’d grown used to seeing Seàn at the bus stop, and somewhat trusted him - especially since Seàn had been slipping him food as he noticed the kid get scrawnier. They had even become friends over the month’s time, leading up to Seàn’s discovery. Everett finally decided it was a good idea, because he knew his uncle was looking for him and it was a better option than sleeping in an alley. He lived with Seàn for a couple of weeks before Sura, London, and Fox joined the Five.

Seàn was the first OC I properly created, and he was created using the “put music on shuffle and use the songs that come up for certain traits” trend. His color palette usually includes a lot of blue-grey, black, grey, and a touch of red-orange; his palette is based on the album cover for Ice of Phoenix by audiomachine. He is a cisgender man (he/him), according to the first artist that came up on shuffle (Thomas Bergersen); his style is very techwear inspired, to match the vibe of the Pacific Rim soundtrack; his personality is adventurous and confident, to match El Dorado by Two Steps from Hell. He is also a caretaker by personality, and often called the “mom friend” as a joke. (He takes it very well. This is a man secure in his masculinity, and he slays when Sura and Fox occasionally convince him to wear a dress and makeup. In fact it takes very little convincing to get him to. in a past iteration - being immortal and all - he was in fact a drag queen.)

Seàn works as a bouncer at a bar in downtown South Point, but his job plays little into the events of the South Point Five canon.

To describe Seàn, I have five points that I originally wrote down:

- the “responsible” one

- 19? 29? 900? he won’t tell anybody

- parent figure

- looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

- has a thing for public transport

- Vine to describe him: “can I please get a waffle”

Seàn is of average height - around 5’10 - but very muscular (not bodybuilder defined, but toned and sleeper build defined). He has straight brown hair in a long-ish cut and grey eyes, an average depth of voice, and typically keeps his face clean-shaven. He likes a techwear/tactical gear style, frequently wearing cargo pants, combat boots, lanyards and straps, utility belts, and heavy cargo jackets, and either wears fingerless gloves or fabric wraps around his hands. I usually draw him with either a snug black undershirt or crop top under his jacket because he deserves to be a bit of a manwhore. as a treat.

Seàn’s name was almost Reagan before I decided between the two names.

somebody remind me in the notes and i’ll add a drawing of him to this introduction, i don’t have one with me at the moment