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in another universe the fab four killed the uhc ceo

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I hate how maternalized Jet is. I like to think of him as the dumbass brother that microwaves ramen without water in it and almost sets the diner on fire

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addendum 3:

"I roll to seduce the DM's ghost" - "wait, does it count as necrophilia if it's a ghost" - Ronnie Danger's player

*scrawny 17-year-old half-elf wizard flying tackles a 34-year-old cowboy and successfully traps him in a headlock*

"wait wait WAIT I don't like bein' sedATED-" *goes unconscious via Sai's headlock* - Ronnie Danger

*holds up 4 fingers* "SEVENTEEN!" - Ronnie Danger's player

iconic lines my D&D party has said over the 3 months so far of our campaign

“[about a food] they are kinda crumbly” - Chirps (human bard) “the plates??” - Rangrim (dwarf barbarian) [all party laughs]

“how about we throw a rock through his window?” - Akra (dragonborn ranger) “no… how about instead, we do it from farther away!” - Rangrim “[gasp] i AM an archer!!” - Akra

“THIS IS OUR DEAD BODY, WE DO WHAT WE WANT WITH IT, AND YOU DEAL WITH IT!” - Akra (in a heavy Southern american accent, talking to the innkeeper who objected to bringing Chirps’ corpse into the establishment)

“don’t say reckon, it makes you sound like a nerd” - Kaye (human paladin)’s player “we’re literally playing D&D.” - Sai (half-elf wizard)’s player

“i’m so happy i’ve got spells!” - Kaye ”you’re happy you got STONED??” - Rangrim

“alright I’m gonna go decapitate White Jesus” - Rangrim

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Grumbo band au who asked

Hey everyone its Skizz your drummer from Grian and the Ghouls!!!! sorry the show will be delayed a bit our Vocalist and Guitarist are making out backstage!!! Meanwhile heres Gem and the Scotts from our Preshow again!!!!

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JACK: they’re done …

RANBOO: i’m still adding tamales to my twinkie!

JACK: TAMALES?! … oh my god …

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the ppl on twt really liked this one so i might as well post it here as well

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In 2007, Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails released a concept album called Year Zero. In collaboration with 42 Entertainment, an Alternative Reality Game, also called Year Zero, was created. NiN fans collaborated online to piece together the clues found online, in USB drive drops, and (in one case) through spectrograph analysis of a NiN track to discover a series of web sites from the dystopian future America of 2022.

The world of Year Zero is a bleak one. Government surveillance is universal. A Christian theocracy rules the country. The Bureau of Morality controls all art and media, black bagging artists who create subversive art. The populace is kept docile by drugs in the water. A deadly disease rips through the population, due to a botched false flag bioterror attack. And all across the world, people are experiencing a terrifying shared hallucination: a gigantic spectral four-fingered hand reaching down from the sky, as if some cosmic entity were preparing to brush humanity off the earth like a fly from rotting fruit.

And the end reward for this ARG was a private NiN concert.

Anyway, if you want to read up on Year Zero, you can find a summary here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Zero_%28game%29?wprov=sfla1

A campaign timeline here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_timeline_of_Year_Zero?wprov=sfla1

And an archive of the discovered online content here:

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Parent duo + SBI spam 

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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c!tommy post revival chronic fatigue. Is this anything

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@bearsintreesofficial for context. my sibling is a lesbian. this is a picture they took at the anaheim show and i think im going to lose my mind laughing

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as an actor/performer: i think more people need to realize this

I feel like the idea that we "shouldve seen the signs" with the characters that Wilbur chose to play reinforces the idea that you cannot play a morally bad character without being bad yourself.

Some people just need to accept that maybe you wouldnt see the signs that someone is hurting others

Also, hate those people that are like "I always had a bad feeling about them!!!" whenever any controversy happens ever

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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Uhhggg hggrbbgrgbb twinsduo hmmmmnnnn