#kids bop music

[yewsoup]

I'mmmm posting this one as a link. It's already really wacky. It will not do it any good to be split up over multiple tumblr posts.

In which the Kidz Bop version of Time Warp proves Ironic, and Subway Bosses suffer for it.

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Subway Boss Ingo graystone leaves to investigate issues caused by a rogue pokemon on one of the tracks.

He is never seen again.

(But he's still here. And two years ago. And thirteen minutes before he was born. And a millenia ago. All over the timeline, really. And eventually he stops screaming for someone to finally notice him. Just glad that that man wearing white is doing okay without him as he sings the tune trapped in his mind to himself. Thinking it quite ironic.)

So dear reader, delve in, and Let's Do The Time Warp Again~

[sophsun1]

Marina and the Diamonds | Primadonna

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people

He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is

Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down

The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko

This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)

He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it

(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)

[shiftythrifting]

Boyfriend found a cassette tape at the dump that looked cool. It's actually a completely different tape inside, and one just as weird.

Thrift adjacent.

[beardedmrbean]

New York times discovers a new generation is creating its own slang terms and is confused by something that has happened continually throughout the course of human history.

[froghwon]

you can be anything ♥*♡∞:｡.｡

[disastergay]

the genghis khan music video was a cultural milestone and I’ll never forget it

[hesitantsorrows]

Dying over here due to the KIDZ BOP fandom wiki

they shrunk him 😭

[due to death]

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Hanson - MMMBop (1997)

[tana-draws]

those born from 2000-2010 (approximately) had one type of parent.

If one of your parents played regular music but one played one of these just go with parent 2’s choice

please reblog for votes :3c (or not I’m not you’re boss. Yet.)

[sideblogforsonic]

Headcanons about Sonic characters that I haven’t talked about or haven’t talked about enough:

- Sonic is asexual gray-romantic/bi-or-panromantic flux. And also still questioning everything romantically.

- Elise is asexual heteroromantic, and has a specific “type” of boy (and that type is hedgehog who is slightly gender non-conforming.)

- Silver sometimes uses xi/xem/xier in addition to he/him/his.

- Sonic is autistic. Also an ADHDer.

- Tails is autistic.

- Elise is autistic.

- Knuckles is autistic.

- Shadow is allistic but has social problems…but it’s better explained by PTSD, depression, bipolar disorder, BPD, IED, social anxiety, etc. Poor Shadow. He’s got about half the dang DSM in his brain.

- Tails has an anxiety disorder, but it’s mild and is mostly under control.

- Elise has depression and anxiety in the 06 timeline.

- Rouge suffers from chronic backaches. She hides it well and doesn’t talk about it, but there is no way her back feels good. (I speak as a woman with a similar build.)

- Rouge was born red with slightly tan skin on the parts that don’t have much fur. She has full-coverage vitiligo. This also explains why her face is slightly darker in SA2 than in any other appearance. It started with small patches, but as she grew up, got more intense.

- Amy is heterosexual biromantic. (I’ve seen the way she is with Blaze sometimes.)

- Amy has mild balance problems.

- Amy’s small nose is a rare trait for hedgehogs in Sonic’s world. (See: Sonic Forces’ avatar creator.)

- Silver has a really intense guilt complex. He blames himself for his parents dying, even though he was too little to possibly be able to do what it would take to save them at the time.

- Silver is an early bloomer in terms of hair and quill development. He would have his mom style his quills for him when he was tiny.

- Silver’s father would look a lot like Shadow, but with a few key differences. His stripes would be light blue, and he wouldn’t have any on his arms. He would have a prosthetic leg (because one of his OG legs would have been burned off when he was around Silver’s age). He would have brown eyes, similar to Prime!Shadow. And he would have gloves and boots similar to his son’s, because he is where the telekinesis genes are from.

- Silver’s mom would be named Pearl, because she looked like one. Her eyes would be very light blue. She would have been deaf in one ear, but would have been able to hear slightly better with a hearing aid. Also, she would be blind. (Often, albino animals and humans have vision and hearing disabilities, and Pearl would be no exception.) She would style her quills - and Silver’s quills - by feel, and Silver would always want his quills like his mom’s quills. Oh, yeah, and Pearl would have the tiny ears.

- Movie!Tails is a huge fan of Kidz Bop. (Watches every single one of Savvy’s sign-alongs, got emotional when Eagan announced he was quitting, loves the covers but loves the few original tracks even more - he especially loves "Life of the Party" and "KIDZ BOP Never Stop".) Movie!Sonic and Maddie like them okay, but they aren’t as into it as Tails is. Movie!Knuckles thinks most of the Kidz Bop tracks are a little weird, but he likes older KB CDs. Tom is annoyed by many of the older batches that Knuckles prefers. One of the older KB tracks that everyone, even Tom, can vibe with is "Chariot". Tom sings along with that one teenager, Knuckles sings along with the "Oh, yeahs!", Sonic and Tails love to sing along with the younger backup singers, and absolutely everyone comes together with the chorus. Furthermore, Tom is impressed that they managed to make “Cake by the Ocean” into a kid-friendly song by changing most of the words and the entire context around so it’s actually about sharing some actual cake by an actual ocean (though there is one line that still didn’t age well but we’re not gonna mention that because at the time KB did the song nobody knew what we know now.) With that said, this is Sonic’s least favorite track…because even if there is cake involved, he doesn’t like thinking about being too close to the ocean. Tails is sensitive enough to listen to that track with headphones by himself only, knowing that, you know, Sonic is scared of the ocean.

- Sonic in most continuities is physically incapable of swimming.

- Tails would have been able to fly faster than he does if the bullies never pulled on his tails.

- Amy has cyclothymia, but it’s well-controlled.

[jaarijani]

am i in my joost klein era? maybe. maybe. if i have to personally be the reason our weird little guy breaks out internationally then i might just have to

song recs of the day under the cut :)

i can go off about these lyrics, this man is an artist and i am.... maybe a little bit obsessed

[thetealhummingbird]

Did anyone ever specifically go out and buy Kidz Bop CDs? Or did they just appear in your house one day?

[sunshineandlyrics]

Riccardo, Jadelyn and their son, with Louis, Oli, Krystle and Roz.

FITFWT Sydney, 2 February 2024