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Mark: hey there new coworker! I can’t wait for you to join our family :)

Helly:

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wait till helly hears about what they're doing to gemma she is going to kill everyone

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diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

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kier company town dashboard simulator

🔨 nineinchnailed Follow

if you support the severance procedure kill yourself btw

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if you support workers who sever themselves kill yourselves btw

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you can support severed workers and still not support the procedure

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killyourself

#lumens not gonna fuck you.

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# got me curious after that “are cops workers?” poll lol 

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clock into work. torture that pathetic man. clock out. study that pathetic man. clock in-

#officecore <- op's original tag 🤣 #blorbo #blorbocore #fandom meta #fandom blogging

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bitches with severed fathers should have their own dsm-5 diagnosis

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bitches with severed fathers should unionize

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🔻 mscasey-deactivated20220401

how to be a person ? it's my first day alive.

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thank you all for your kind advice. i do not think marijuana is avaliable for me but i may be able to eat hot chips.

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Hey guys, check out my latest substack ”De-age, degrade, defy: Severance Abolition” where I address the need for a severance ban through a family abolition framework. Since an “innie” worker is born their first day of work, trapped into a subservient relationship from the employer they can never escape from, the severance procedure realizes the capitalist dream of wholly reproducing the familial unit in the workplace… [read more]

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It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

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i know he’d never shut up if he was on social media

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Obviously i don't want to actually live in the Severance universe but god, what i wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall on their social media platforms. ESPECIALLY after all the bullshit that Lumon's up to is finally exposed. Just imagine it. The video essays... the discourse... "Don't even follow me if you still think it's ok to use Lumon products after this." "OP, i take Lumon brand antidepressants because they're literally the only ones covered by my insurance, and---" "Not-so-gentle reminder that NO innies thus far have asked for a Lumon boycott, and that by refusing to buy their products you're actually taking work away from them, increasing the chance they're going to get fired which is the same as LITERALLY KILLING THEM." "Hey does no one care about the torture basement. like. can we maybe talk about the torture basement" "OK Q-anon"

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reddit severance fan: I just frame by framed every episode of the show and I found out that if you go to s1e5 at 23:56 and play it backwards it sounds like mark is saying "cold harbor"

tumblr severance fan: why isn't anybody talking about how this painting on the wall of marks house is a metaphor for his repressed grief

your coworker that watched severance in its entirety: I think lumon might be up to something

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me if mark doesn't get a haircut next season

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showing my friends severance and one of them was super thrown off by milchick taking a bunch of photos, which is how i realised that they’ve been telling us from the start that helena/helly’s severance is heavily documented

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do you like homestuck

whats that

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The reveal that Jame Eagan actually didn’t invent shit reminds me so much of modern CEOs. Like, Elon Musk didn’t come up with the electric cars in his “genius brain.” He hasn’t really invented ANYTHING, but he likes to pretend he’s the mastermind behind it all, not the very smart people working for him.

Also, ironically for an Apple show, a lot of things we credit to Steve Jobs are actually creations of Steve Wozniak.

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rarity x rainbow dash mistletoe kiss

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book horse book horse book horse

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