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It’s Christmas time which means we all get to watch Ryan Reynolds become a better person through the power of gay sex

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thinking about yesterday when my family watched spirited & absolutely screamed & shrieked & freaked out when I said things like “the homoerotic tension of it all” & “bisexual lighting” during Will Ferrel & Ryan Reynolds scenes. this website has rotted my brain but least I’m really funny to people who aren’t extremely online

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

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Just thinking about this idiot and his “going to invest in a whole entire business so the cute boy will notice me” flirting strategy. Which totally worked out, so I guess you can’t argue with results.

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Haha yeah bro you can trust me with your sitcom. Yeah I'm gonna be really normal about it!

ℹ️ information fact checkers thought you may want to know: this post is a lie

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what abt a tiny ourple horse x the actual embodiement of the sun

No.

Fuckin go for it!!! ❤️❤️

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