#poor charlie

[cherrie-blue-s]

More granpa bat and charlie interactions

[stupiderat]

Hey guys, haven't posted in a while. So have this meme I made, k byeeee

[scribefindegil]

Have you ever found yourself thinking, "You know what I wish there was fanfiction of? 1948 political protest song (Charlie on the) M.T.A., popularized by the Kingston Trio, now unofficial Boston anthem and the somewhat sinister backstory behind their public transit cards' mascot!" No? Well, someone in the 2023 Yuletide exchange did!

And it wasn't even my assignment but I could not stop thinking about it, so check out 'Neath the Streets Of Boston on ao3 for 2k of trains, literary references, and a sad little New England cryptid.

now you too can read fic about. Him:

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Proud Moment: Chaggie Ft. Lucifer

Vaggie: (wrapped hastily in a small, grey and white robe as she walks cheekily over to the bed) Uh, babe? Darling. Amor de mi Vida. I think you might have to go talk to your dad.

Charlie: (laying naked in bed, flat on her back, covered in bite marks, and absolutely jelly-limbed with the comforter pulled up to her chest) Wh-What? Why?

Vaggie: (trying to hide a very proud smile) Well, he- uh- heard you screaming and...

Lucifer: (clawing worriedly at the door from the hallway like a dog) Charlie? Charlie?! Little Duckie, are you alright? Baby Girl, say something! *whiiine* *scratch!scratch!scratch!scratch!*

Charlie: (steam puffs out of her ears as her face explodes red)

[princess-charlie-of-hell]

I find it hilarious that many Charlastor haters who ship RA say that shipping Charlie and Alastor is wrong because it's toxic and he is only manipulating her yet many will use these scenes by changing nothing except swapping Charlie out with Lucifer and then tag it as R@dioapple.

Or i saw some people even using the plot point of the deal between Charlie and Alastor for RA by making Lucifer go in for Charlie heroic and being the one who owns Alastor a favorite. As if Charlie isn't able to handle/solve it by herself,no she needs her dad to solve everything 🙄

Like can some RA shippers just admit that they find the dynamic between Charlie and Alastor interesting but just don't like the ship because it's m/f or whatever reason instead of using mind gymnastics to explain while it's okay to ship R@dioapple but wrong to ship Charlastor

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people

He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is

Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down

The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko

This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)

He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it

(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)

[zany-deer]

she’s coping

[chirphq]

DUDE GILLION'S NIGHTMARES ARE SO MUCH MORE INSANE THAN CHIPS

(Just finished episode 97)

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Lucifer and Adam going at it in the bedroom, the sounds traveling down the hall.

Angel: That's hot as fuck.

Charlie: I wish I was deaf.

[melad0rimagpie]

"I'll lift you"

[ckducky]

WHAT IF...Marvel Zombie Spider-Man stayed at the Hazbin Hotel?

[hailsbellsl]

Maverick got that line from Hollywood!?!

[lilacwriter07]

Charlie: What a peaceful morning !

Adam suddenly screaming: Get away from me Lucifer !

Lucifer: Sufficate me with your tits !

Adam: Cain is here !

Cain: Get the fuck away from my dad !

Abel: Cain !

Cain screeching: Get away from me !

Adam: Cain don't ! Lucifer get your dick off my ass !

Lucifer: Give me that ass !

Angel: Husk let me go ! I wanna see !

Niffty: Alastor I will stab you if you don't let me go !

Vaggie: What the fuck is going on here ?!

Adam: Get lost you cunt !

more things break as Charlie just grabs her keys: nope ..

[talesfromawannabewriter]

Charlie: Hey Dad a package was delivered here saying it was for you

Lucifer: Oh! That must be the new fridge I ordered.

Charlie: That’s sweet of you Dad but the hotel doesn’t need a new fridge. Our current one is more than perfectly running

Lucifer: Oh no sweetie this isn’t for the rest of you this is simply just for Adam so I can put all his food in here without anyone trying to steal his food. 

Charlie: Well that's certainly thoughtful of you Dad.

Lucifer: Well I mean it's a bit for both of us since I need to keep him well fed.

Charlie: Adam is an adult Dad, he can look after himself

Lucifer: Oh Char Char, in another case you’d be right but you have to understand that my dear Bessie NEEDS to be well fed. Because the more he eats the more milk he produces

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

The Ultimate Monster- .....Oh....: Lucilith

Lucifer: My love, dearest, shining light of my garden, can we please have regular vanilla sex tonight????

Lilith: No, I want to try something with barbed dick.

Lucifer: *Sighs in defeat and snaps his fingers, turning into a bobcat*

Lilith: ....Bigger

Lucifer: *transforms into a jaguar*

Lilith: ......Bigger!

Lucifer: *transforms into a lion*

Lilith: Bigger!

Lucifer: *terrified as he transforms into a tiger*

Lilith: Bigger!!!

Lucifer: *gulps and transforms into a sabertooth tiger*

Lilith: *props her chin in her hand and licks her lips* Perfect~

Charlie: *down the hall, cowering in her bed as she tries to drown out the sound of roars and pleasure filled screams* It'll be over soon. It'll be over soon. It'll be over soon....

[bad-surprise]