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greeedsisland · 9 months ago
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neil definitely did a daniel radcliffe and wore the same outfit for a month straight to piss off the news reporters
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kevindavidday · 1 year ago
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in honour of tsc i bring back one of my favorite jean moments aka his reaction to the riko roast
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sporco-filth · 3 months ago
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Episode 1 - The Finale
This is the 'pilot' of that sitcom about slobs I described before.
Synopsis:
The finale of Tom’s favourite anime is airing, but a black out in the apartment complex risks ruining his plans. Kyle and Felix go to fix the problem but get locked in the basement. In order to watch his show (and save his friends) Tom must face his greatest nightmare: doing something.
[Kyle opens his door and sees Felix walking up the stairs, carrying a toolbox]
Kyle: Hey, Felix! Just the guy I wanted to see.
Felix: Yeah?
Kyle: You hungry? Fed and I are going out to grab a bite.
Felix: Sorry, Jess called. She has a leaky pipe that needs fixing.
Kyle: Boo. You’re no fun.
[He’s about to leave when an idea comes to mind]
Kyle: Actually… I have a bit of a plumbing job you could help with.
Felix: Really?
Kyle: Yeah. I need my pipes cleared. You think you can come round later tonight?
[Kyle gives a suggestive look. Felix scratches his chin]
Felix: I guess I could. What exactly is stuck in it?
Kyle: Cream.
Felix: OK? You can’t just flush it out yourself?
Kyle: I guess I could, but it’s really, really hard. And I don’t want to do it alone.
Felix: Can’t Fed help?
Kyle: I was thinking we could do it together.
Felix: Really? I’m sure it’d be an easy one man job.
[Kyle sighs]
Kyle: Boo. You’re no fun.
[He walks back inside and closes the door]
Felix: Huh? What do you mean?
[No response. Felix goes back to climbing the stairs.]
Felix (to himself): Clearing his pipes…? Oh…
[Realisation hits]
Felix: Heh that is kinda funny.
~Opening Credits~
[Kyle’s outside Tom’s door and knocks]
Kyle: Hey, Tommy! Open up!
Tom: It’s open.
[Kyle enters. We see Tom’s apartment. It’s dark, lit up only by the massive TV screen. Tom’s lying on the couch snacking on a bag of chips.]
Tom: [without looking up] What?
Kyle: Fed and I are going out for dinner. You wanna come?
Tom: Can’t. Got plans.
[He eats a chip and stares blankly at the TV.]
Kyle: What plans?
Tom: I’m watching Magical Siren Boy Tsugiharu.
Kyle: Isn’t that that dumb anime about the mermaid guy who has like weird singing powers?
Tom: It’s not dumb! It’s a masterfully crafted show that explores themes of love and purpose while skillfully blending epic battle sequences with stunning musical numbers. The show’s been going on for 13 years, with 338 episodes, five feature-length films and a spin-off series. The final episode airs tonight at ten thirty and I refuse to miss a second.
Kyle: But it’s only seven. You can come to dinner and get back before it starts.
Tom: Yeah, but they’re also showing a marathon of all the fan-favourite episodes before it and I want to watch that too.
Kyle: Suit yourself.
[Kyle leaves and heads across the hall to his place. Fed’s in the kitchen snacking.]
Kyle: Tom’s not coming.
Fed: Why not?
Kyle: Some stupid anime thing.
Fed: Oh! I completely forgot! Magical Siren Boy Tsugiharu has its finale tonight. It’s the end of an era…
[Kyle rolls his eyes, then notices Fed eating.]
Kyle: Aren’t you going to ruin your appetite?
[Kyle scratches his bum.]
Fed: No, I’m warming up. I need to get my stomach ready to eat by starting with something light before it can digest a full meal. [He eats another handful and talks with his mouth full.] Did you ask Felix?
Fed: Yeah, but he said he’s got some dumb plumbing thing to do. I guess it’s just us.
[We cut to Felix who does something, the building completely blacks out.]
Kyle: What was that?
Fed: It’s a blackout!
Tom: [from offstage] THE ELECTRICITY! WHO TURNED OFF THE POWER!? WHAT HAPPENED!?
[A loud fumbling is heard and a crash.]
Tom: Oww…
[Kyle and Fed open the door. They shine a torch from their phone and find Tom lying on the floor.]
Fed: You OK?
Tom: I’m fine. I tripped running out the door.
Kyle: You? Running? This is serious.
Tom: Of course it is! Life without electricity isn’t worth living! Everything I love needs electricity: internet, video games, microwaved food, TV. And I’ll miss Magical Siren Boy Tsugiharu! Wait, maybe I can livestream it from my phone…
[He opens his phone.]
Tom: OK, the wifi’s out, but I’ve got data still…
[The light from his phone goes black.]
Kyle: What happened?
Tom: It ran out of power.
Fed: That quickly?
Tom: Well, I meant to charge it this morning… but I couldn’t be arsed...
Kyle: That sounds more like our Tommy.
[Felix comes down the stairs using his phone as a torch.]
Felix: Hey, sorry about that guys…
Kyle: What do you mean?
Felix: I think it might’ve been my fault: Jess asked me to fix a leaky pipe and uh�� well some water got on her hairdryer and there was a lot of scary sparks and stuff then it all went black.
Tom: What?! So it’s your fault I’ll miss the last ep of MSBT?
Felix: MS-what?
Fed: Magical Siren Boy Tsugiharu.
Felix: That’s tonight? Wow, I thought that show would never end.
Kyle: Am I the only one who doesn’t watch anime here?
Tom: Yes. [He turns to Felix] You have to fix this now! I can’t miss the finale.
Felix: All right, all right. I said I was sorry and I’ll make it up to you, don’t worry. The lights’ll be back on in no time.
Kyle: We better go talk to Bob. He should know what to do. Hopefully we can get it done quickly; I’d hate to see what Fed’ll do if the food in the fridge goes off.
Fed: Wait… the fridge!
[Fed runs back inside.]
Kyle: Me and my big mouth… [He turns to Felix and Tom] Well, you guys coming?
Felix: It was my fault after all; the least I can do is help fix things.
Tom: I’m too tired from trying to run before, you two go on without me.
[Tom slumps onto the ground.]
Kyle: I guess it’s just us two then. Let’s go.
[The scene changes to outside Bob’s room. Kyle knocks on the door.]
Kyle: Hey! Bob! Open up!
[A lot of rumbling is heard. The door eventually opens to show Bob, looking grumpy.]
Bob: Don’t tell me: you two are responsible for the blackout.
Kyle: No… just Felix.
Bob: I’ve had it up to here with you guys running to me whenever something goes bust here. It’s your mess, you clean it up this time.
Kyle: Bob, you know as well as I do that Felix doesn’t clean up anything, let alone his own messes.
Felix: Hey! I… yeah, that’s actually not wrong…
Bob: Here [he pulls out a ring of keys]: go down to the basement and you can find the circuit breaker. It’s probably just a matter of flicking a switch or something.
Felix: Which switch?
[Bob slams the door.]
Kyle: (Sigh). Let’s get this over with. Tom’s probably having a fit by now.
[Scene shifts back to the hallway. Tom’s fallen asleep on the ground.]
[Back in Fed’s kitchen, Fed opens the fridge.]
Fed: All right. Operation Save Food From Spoiling is go. I guess we’ll start with the cold meats…
[He grabs a pack of prosciutto and dangles a slice down into his gullet.]
[Outside the basement door, Felix is trying out the keys. Finally he gets the one that works.]
Felix: Got it!
[He opens the door to reveal the basement, which is filled with broken appliances and old boxes.]
Felix: Now, where’s this circuit breaker…
[They shine their torches around… maybe some funny quips happen.]
Kyle: Found it!
[The guys go over to it.]
Felix: It’s locked. I bet the key’s with the others.
[The door slams shut.]
Felix: Ah, Kyle.
Kyle: Yeah?
Felix: Have you got the keyring?
Kyle: No, I thought you had it.
Felix: Well I don’t.
[Felix goes to open the door but it’s locked.]
Kyle: Ok… This isn’t good.
Felix: Don’t worry, we can call Fed.
[He pulls out his phone.]
Kyle: It’s not just the door. It’s not good because I can feel a fart coming.
[Felix’s face falls.]
Felix: Oh no… please Kyle I beg you, hold on!
Kyle: You’ve got like a minute.
[He rings Fed.]
[The scene returns to the kitchen, Fed is now eating the last slice of a cheesecake. His phone rings and he picks it up.]
Fed: Yeah?
Felix (through the phone): Fed! You’ve got to come downstairs to the basement. We got ourselves locked in.
Kyle (through the phone, yelling): YOU got us locked in!
Felix: Yeah, anyway. We need you to open the door; the keys are in the lock. Please hurry! Kyle’s holding back a lot of gas.
Fed: I’ll be right there!
[He hangs up and tries to stand, but clutches his belly, flopping back down.]
Fed: Ooh… I’m not feeling too good…
[His stomach gurgles loudly.]
Maybe I can get Tom to go…
[He drags himself to the door, which is still open, and yells out.]
Fed: Tom! Tom!
[Tom snores. Fed throws the slice of cheesecake at him that he was still holding. Tom wakes up with a start.]
Tom: Huh? What was that for?
Fed: Felix and Kyle got locked in the basement and I’m not in any state to be climbing stairs. I need you to go down and open the door for them.
Tom: I ain’t going down there. Not without the elevator. Do you know how many steps that is?
Fed: You have to! Kyle’s got a massive fart brewing. Felix hasn’t built up a tolerance to Kyle’s gas like I have; he’ll suffocate!
Tom: I don’t care. Let him suffocate. I’m not walking down those stairs. I already ran today.
Fed: You ran like ten steps.
Tom: That’s ten more than I’ve run in the past five years.
[Fed tries to move closer, but his stomach gurgles and he stops, clutching it in pain.]
Fed: Please… if you don’t go… then you won’t be able to watch MSBT.
[Tom sits up straight.]
Tom: Argh, you’re right… For Tsugihara, I shall do it.
[Felix hands him his phone.]
Fed: It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.
[Tom stands up and wields the phone above his head, the torch light on.]
Tom: With the power of the Seven Seas flowing through me, I shall banish the darkness!
[Tom slowly walks down the stairs.]
Fed: You could go a little faster…
[Back in the basement. Kyle is straining.]
Felix: Please, hold it in!
Kyle: I don’t know if I can do it (grunt). This one feels pretty strong.
Felix: You must!
[Tom on the stairs, slowly going down. He pauses to catch his breath.]
Tom: Whew… I don’t know if I can do it… it’s so many steps.
Fed (from upstairs): You’ve only gone down half a floor.
Tom: I could do without the running commentary, thank you!
[In the basement. Kyle is sweating.]
Kyle: I’m sorry Felix… Ahhhhh…
[He relaxes and farts. It’s long and loud. Felix covers his mouth with his top.]
Felix: GAH! HELP! HELP!
[The door opens and Tom appears. He immediately covers his mouth.]
Tom: Ugh! I come all this way to save you and this is how you repay me?
Felix: Tom! My saviour!
[He grabs Tom into a hug. Tom pushes him off.]
Tom: OK, OK. That’s enough. I did this for Tsugihara, not you. Here: I believe you lost these?
[He hands out the keys. Kyle takes them.]
Kyle: I’ll take it from here. You guys should head up to get some fresh air.
Felix: I’m not sure my nose will recover from this…
[Tom and Felix leave the room. Kyle goes to the circuit breaker and opens it.]
Kyle: Let’s see…
[He flicks a switch and, after a bit of a sluggish start, the lights flicker back on.]
[Back upstairs, Fed, still eating, sees the lights turn on.]
Fed: They did it! Yes!
[He jumps up but immediately regrets it and clutches his stomach.]
Fed: Oooh…
[Soon after, the guys enter the room.]
Felix: I’m sorry again for all the trouble I caused, but I guess it’s all fixed now.
Tom: And not a moment too soon. I’ve got a finale to watch, see ya.
[Tom leaves. Kyle notices Fed’s discomfort.]
Kyle: You alright there?
Fed (not alright): Yep. Just a bit of a stomach ache… I ate too much too fast… And it’s like the UN down there: I don’t think that leftover Chinese is getting along with the Indian curry.
[His stomach gurgles ominously.]
Fed: Uh oh…
[All of a sudden, Fed releases a loud fart.]
Felix: No! Not again! Ack-urgh!
[He runs out of the room.]
Fed: Sorry Kyle…
Kyle: Heh, no stress. I’ll love you no matter how bad you stink. After all, you have to put up with my stenches, now it’s my turn to deal with the smell.
Fed: Aww, you’re so sweet.
Kyle: And anyway, [he gently rubs Fed’s gut while savouring the smell]  you know that it kinda turns me on. How about we cancel dinner and have some fun at home?
Fed: I think that sounds wonderful. Also, I may have just eaten everything in the fridge…
[In Tom’s room, he’s now settled back on the couch and ready to watch TV.]
Tom: Ah, at long last…
[The MSBT theme music plays. Suddenly it stops.]
News host: We interrupt this broadcast for a breaking news bulletin.
Tom: No! Don’t interrupt!
News host: His Excellency the Honourable Sir Arthur Vandeleigh, former Governor-General of Australia, has died peacefully in his sleep.
Tom: Come on, come on…
TV host: We have a three-hour obituary scheduled in honour of this great man who valiantly served his country.
Narrator: Though he may have inhabited the role for only three months, Arthur Vandeleigh’s tenure as Governor-General was…
Tom: NOOOOOO!
~End Credits~
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hotvampireadjacent · 2 years ago
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reidsdimples · 6 months ago
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Strictly Professional | Part 4
Spencer Reid x BAU!Reader
18+❤️‍🔥 MDNI ‼️
You go see Spencer in his hotel room after a case is wrapped up.
Part 1, 2, 3
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“You’re staring,” JJ says, startling you.
“Wha-“ you say absentmindedly.
She nods towards Spence who is leaning against one of the black SUV’s talking to Rossi.
His legs are crossed at the ankles, his sleeves rolled up, and his hands are shoved into his pockets. The streetlights above his cast his features in stark shadows. It was… distracting to say the least.
“It’s the pants right? They’re more form fitting,” JJ laughs. You turn to her with your mouth agape.
“I wasn’t…”
“Come on, you’d have to be blind not to see how good he looks,” she nudges you.
“Aren’t you married?” You ask playfully,
“Married, not blind,” she winks.
You smile and roll your eyes.
“Yeah it’s definitely the pants,” you surrender.
“So make a move,” she says and hands you a piece of gum.
You’re all waiting around for Hotch and Prentiss to call you into the house a block down which they are staking out.
“No way, we’re coworkers,” you make an effort to sound appalled and hope she doesn’t pick up on the insincerity.
“Oh please, it wouldn’t be the first time romance struck the BAU,” she says. You give her a blank and confused stare. “Kevin and Penelope?”
“Oh right, but they work in different units,” you point out. “It doesn’t matter, I’m not interested in him like that,” you decide to shut the conversation down.
“What are we talking about?” Morgan hops in.
“Nothing,” you and JJ say in unison.
“Damn, okay,” he laughs and holds up his hands feigning innocence.
“He’s got the girl, we’re going in,” Hotch comes over the ear pieces. You all jump into one of the SUVs.
Morgan drives and Rossi takes the front seat.
You, JJ, and Spencer cram into the back in a hurry. You slam into Spence when you stumble over the middle console, your face colliding with his chest. JJ is shoving herself into the space next to you.
“Sorry,” you push yourself off of him and sit up. He lets out a soft laugh.
Your bulky vests make the whole thing awkward as the car speeds towards the unsubs house.
You’re in the middle, pressed into Spence who is looking everywhere but towards you. You inhale his familiar scent and your body comes to attention. It recognizes him, craves him. You adjust to pull your arm out from between the two of you and he lifts his arm to help. He props it on the head rest behind you but doesn’t touch you. He’s close enough that the heat and electricity starts buzzing between you. He clears his throat and you swear he’s adjusting himself by shifting his legs. You nearly smirk because you have the same effect on him.
The car stops abruptly and you’re all piling out of it. You get back on your A-game and pull your gun from the holster.
Somewhere in the house you hear Rossi reasoning with the man who comes into view.
The 10 year old little girl is trembling under his knife, her face streaked with tears.
“Hey Kelly,” Spencer begins quietly. You glance it him, unsure what he’s doing. The unsub seems put off too.
“Can you tell me how you feel, tell him how what he’s doing is hurting you,” he says gently. His gun is holstered.
The unsub had taken the little girl after his own daughter was murdered. He was trying to create a new life with a new child to fill a void. He didn’t profile as someone who would hurt the child.
“I don’t like it, it’s scary,” the girl cries.
“It’s going to be okay Kelly, we’re going to get you out of here,” Spencer says softly. She nods and sniffles.
“Lionel you hear that? You don’t want to hurt her the way they hurt Maya do you?” Rossi reasons.
“I want my daddy,” she cries again. Her small frame rattling with fear.
Lionel is looking frantically around the room, trying to find a way out.
“There’s no way out, you need to let her go. We can help you,” you say, keeping your gun centered on him.
“No one can help me!” He bellows angrily, causing Kelly to whine.
“Maya wouldn’t want this. You know you can’t replace her,” Spencer says.
That seems to break something in the man who drops his arm in defeat.
The girl sprints towards your team, immediately latching onto Spencer who allows her to grab his arm. She looks back at you with big teary eyes.
“You’re safe now,” you whisper to her.
The man is on his knees and the gun is kicked aside while Prentiss makes the arrest.
You and JJ walk with Spencer and the little girl outside where CPS will work out getting her home.
Cases didn’t always have happy endings but this was as close as it got. The mad had killed two other girls who didn’t fit his delusion but your team was able to save Kelly and stop him. It felt good.
“Good job in there,” you tell Spencer and offer him a fist bump.
“Thanks,” he reluctantly returns the odd gesture with a shy grin.
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The team returns to the hotel and you’re so tired you can hardly think straight. The weight of the last week and a half finally starting to dissolve with the cases conclusion.
Once again you’ve had radio silence from Spence outside of professional interaction. Two weeks had passed since Penelope caught you red handed and you expected never to hear from him again.
You sigh and pour yourself a glass of red wine as you sink into the bathtub. You convince yourself it’s fine that he hadn’t made a move, you were fine with not having him. It’s fine.
But then time passes and you’re half a bottle of wine in, your mind wondering to the way those damn pants hugged his hips. The way it accentuated his ass and his long legs. You’re biting your lip when your hand drifts down into the water and over your clit.
Images of him with his vest on, his gun raised, his mouth moving as he talked had you squirming.
Then you remembered how good he always felt inside of you. How you’ve never cum so hard as when he fucked you. Ugh.
You become frustrated and stop rubbing yourself.
Fuck it.
You throw back another half glass of wine and pull on your pajamas. His room was three doors away. You would just march over there and antagonize him. Screw waiting for him to make a move. You were sick and tired of waiting for him to need you. It was your turn.
You knock lightly on his door so as not to alert the rest of the team in the other rooms. It takes a moment but he opens it after looking through the peephole.
“Hey,” he rubs his eyes.
He had been asleep, his hair tousled. He was wearing nothing but pajama pants and your eyes couldn’t help but trail to his stomach.
You place your hand on his chest and push him backwards as you step inside. Your eyes pinned on his. He immediately acquiesces to your command, especially when you push him against the wall and kiss him hard.
It’s clumsy, unpracticed. But you don’t care, you need him. His soft mouth melts and moves against yours until his hands trail up the small of your back.
“We really shouldn’t keep doing this,” he whispers but kisses you again.
“It’s so bad,” you agree.
It was bad, your addiction to one another.
“Mhmm,” he moans drunkenly as though intoxicated by you.
He lifts you up so your legs wrap around his waist, you slam your hand against the wall as you kiss him harder. Your tongues sliding together in teasingly slow motions. God he tasted so fucking good, you could devour him for an eternity.
You roll your hips against him where his erection is pressing into you and a sinful groan escapes him.
“You looked so fucking good today,” he praises as he carries you towards the bed. You’re licking and sucking at his neck, needing to taste him.
“You did too” you purr when he lays you flat on your back.
“How much did you drink?” He asks thoughtfully as he stands above you, taking you in.
“Just a couple of glasses of wine,” you wave your hand dismissively. You move your feet up his chest until they’re resting on his shoulders.
He abruptly grabs your ankles and drops your legs from him before walking out of view. You sit up, confused.
The he takes a seat in the chair behind the desk on the other side of the room. The desk has been covered in books and paperwork in the 10 days he’s occupied the room. It was so him that you grin.
“You came here because you wanted me,” he muses as he lifts his hips to pull down his pants. “Show me how bad you want me, pretty girl.”
He lounges back in the chair, his cock just out and ready for you. You bite your lip nervously but move over to him. He rolls the chair backward from the desk to ensure there’s plenty of room. He looks glorious bathed in the moonlight from the window.
You step out of your pajama shorts in straddle him, taking his face in your hands.
“Tell me what you’re thinking,” he pushes.
“I think I want you like this all of the time,” you whisper as you grind your wetness against his length.
He grips your hips as you begin to align yourself with the tip of his cock. You lower yourself down and he tries to slow you by digging his nails into your skin. He sucks air through his teeth and throws his head back as you take him completely.
“So tight,” he shudders. Then you rock your hips forward, your clit against him as his cock throbs inside of you.
You continue to roll your hips, keeping him as deep as possible as you find the exact rhythm you need.
You begin to move up and down his length and he groans when your grip his hair.
“Use me, make yourself cum,” he whimpers.
It’s a softer, needier side of him that you hadn’t seen before but you love it. So you do just that. You begin riding him and grinding down on him. Not caring necessarily about what feels good to him but about what feels good to you.
One of your hands trails down the column of his neck and you gently squeeze. His hands find your nipples and he squeezes them hard as he fights to keep quiet.
He’s a mess of groans and whimpers. You throw yourself forward and bite down on his shoulder as you fall into a desperate grind against him as you chase your orgasm.
You moan against his skin as you climax, your walls tightening around his cock in a way that has him squirming beneath you, one hand pulling at your hair while the other digs into your thigh.
“Fuck Spence,” you whisper and roll your head back.
You can feel your cum all over him and it feels so good as you continue to rock your hips back and forth.
“Hold on,” he says, his voice husky.
You do, you prop your hands on the chair behind him as he lifts your hips so you’re halfway up his length.
Then he starts thrusting up into you fast and hard until you’re biting your tongue to stifle your moans.
You have a hard time holding yourself up as he thrusts mercilessly into you, the sound of wet flesh slapping together filling the room. You wrap your arms around his neck and hold on as he pulls you closer. He doesn’t let up, his stamina unmatched as he pounds into you harder.
Your eyes roll back as you attempt to absorb the pleasure beating through you. He buries his head between your tits, his jagged breathing fanning against your skin. The two of you are absolutely lost in each other, unable to get enough. You’re moaning softly, trying to stay quiet when his nails dig into your back.
The sensation is enough to send you over the edge again.
“Baby, fuck baby,” he bites out as you orgasm over him again. He’d never called you that, it’s heady, it makes you smile.
His rhythm slows as you pull him to his climax until he’s cumming inside of you. You roll your hips down on him as he pumps his cum into you, knowing how good it must feel to be as deep as possible while he finished.
“Fuuuck,” he shudders.
His eyes are wide and his mouth is open as he watches you roll your hips the last few times, greedily taking all his cum.
Your eyes linger on each other as the moment softens. You lean in and kiss him, delighted when he kisses you back. It’s more passionate, less needy.
You pull away, not wanting to get lost in the labeling or feeling behind anything. You get off of him and hurry to the restroom where you start the shower. The mixture of both of your releases is running down your thighs and you need to focus on cleaning up rather than whatever you’re feeling.
Something like sadness washes over you, sadness that this can’t be more, that it isn’t more because he doesn’t want it to be.
You’re washing your hair when Spencer steps into the shower.
“Oh,” you startle.
“Is this okay?” He asks.
You nod, taking in his beautiful body as you pull him under the water.
You turn away from him and wash your face. That’s when he wraps his strong arms around you and pulls you flush against him. You stare down at his forearms overlapping across your stomach. He fits against you so perfectly as you lean back into him. He sways gently but doesn’t speak. The intimacy of just holding you seems to be what he needs, it’s not a side of him you’ve seen very much.
“You want me like this always too?” He whispers.
It takes you off guard, the vulnerability in his voice. It’s as though he’s searching for some clue that he means more to you than you let on.
You turn in his arms and reach up to smooth back his wet curls.
“What if I do?” Your voice is hoarse.
“I don’t know how this can be more,” he shakes his head.
You got it, you understood how much it would complicate things. When emotions and favoritism came into play amongst coworkers it could be distracting.
“What do you want Spence?” You decide to be brave and ask him.
Your bodies are pressed together, the warm water trailing between you.
“I want…” he looks at you with what can only be described as puppy dog eyes. Some mixture of fear and sadness painting his beautiful features.
“Reid,” comes Hotch’s voice with a swift knock on the door.
He jumps back, his eyes wide.
“Shit,” you whisper.
Spencer rushes out of the shower as panic consumes you. Why would Hotch need to talk to Spencer at one in the morning!?
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little2nerdy · 7 months ago
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we know abby has seen some really terrible injuries during her time with the foxes/aftermath of spending time with the ravens so she saw jean and was somewhat prepared, but i can imagine the nurses/doctors/trainers for the trojans being absolutely appalled, driven to drink levels of disturbed by seeing jean’s medical records/x-rays/scars. like i can just imagine the coaches and team staff getting together to compare notes on jean and realizing how far into the deep end they were thrown (they’re all cursing kevin day and wymack, and jeremy a little)
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numnue · 1 year ago
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how i think this went down:
kevin, immediately after seth’s death: ok but what about stickball????
nicky, appalled: KEVIN THE MAN IS DEAD
kevin, considering nicky’s words for a second: eh it’s not a major loss
and then it’s just:
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neil, to himself: *looks at aaron and kevin* what dumbasses *immediately seeks out andrew*
andrew: your apathy doesn't bode well for your mental health, bestie
neil, sighing internally: ...dont even get me started on seth >:(
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palmettoshitposts · 1 year ago
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random hoh neil (+andrew) kefu headcanons:
the only reason anyone figures out that neil has hearing loss is because they’re at a party and neil is a tiny bit tipsy and he just goes “don’t you wish you could hear as well as you did when you were a kid? like there’s sounds I miss hearing from childhood” - neil heard that people lose their hearing as they get older and he just presumed it happened to everyone and no one mentioned it until you’re like in your 60s
the foxes have presumed for a long time it's probably an adhd thing that neil can't follow more than one conversation at once. meanwhile neil just can't lipread them all
the other foxes (it’s mostly matt and nicky) convince neil to find a way to shut kevin up a bit on court. neil, always willing to fuck with kevin, goes on a seemingly sincere ramble one night about losing his hearing has made him become a better player because he’s ‘more in tune with the game’. kevin takes this to heart and starts musing about the importance of nonverbal communication on court and andrew is pissing himself silent laughter
andrew thought neil was beginning to lose interest in him. neil is appalled when he finds this out and says that andrew is, for once, the idiot in the relationship.
when neil gets his first hearing aids, he removes them every time kevin starts speaking and dangles them at him like it’s a bell
andrew immediately learns sign language. there are lots of things andrew can’t say out loud but he can sign. signing feels more purposeful and less open to interpretation. he starts signing things to people that he wants to say but can’t. (‘thank you for caring’ is directed at nicky over the noise of a busy party. andrew presumes can’t understand or won’t see. he does, but never lets on)
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oldgayjew · 15 days ago
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Do you recall some of Trump's rants?
‘Vengeful’ Trump withheld disaster aid and will do so again, ex-officials warn
Former administration officials say Trump deliberately denied funds to states he deemed politically hostile
Donald Trump deliberately withheld disaster aid to states he deemed politically hostile to him as US president and will do so again unimpeded if he returns to the White House, several former Trump administration officials have warned.
As Hurricane Helene and then Hurricane Milton have ravaged much of the south-eastern US in the past two weeks, Trump has sought to pin blame upon Joe Biden’s administration for a ponderous response to the disasters, even suggesting that this was deliberate due to the number of Republican voters affected by the storms.
Former Trump administration officials have said the former president, when in office, initially refused to release federal disaster aid for wildfires in California in 2018, withheld wildfire assistance for Washington state in 2020, and severely restricted emergency relief to Puerto Rico in the wake of the devastating Hurricane Maria in 2017 because he felt these places were not sufficiently supportive of him.
The revelations, first reported upon by E&E News, have raised major doubts over what Trump’s response to disasters would be should he win next month’s presidential election. The former president has already been criticized for his role in spreading misinformation about Helene and Milton that has allegedly slowed the disaster response and even led to online death threats against Federal Emergency Management Agency (Fema) staff and metorologists.
“Trump absolutely didn’t want to give aid to California or Puerto Rico purely for partisan politics – because they didn’t vote for him,” said Kevin Carroll, former senior counselor to the homeland security secretary John Kelly during Trump’s term. Carroll said Kelly, later the president’s chief of staff, had to “twist Trump’s arm” to get him to release the federal funding via Fema to these badly hit areas.
“It was clear that Trump was entirely self-interested and vengeful towards those he perceived didn’t vote for him,” Carroll told the Guardian. “He even wanted to pull the navy out of Hawaii because they didn’t vote for him. We were appalled – these are American civilians the government is meant to provide for. The idea of withholding aid is antithetical to everything you want from in a leader.”
The effort to overcome Trump’s reluctance to provide aid for California succeeded only after the then-president was provided voting data showing that Orange county, heavily damaged by the wildfires, has large numbers of Republican voters, according to Olivia Troye, who was a homeland security adviser to the Trump White House.
“We had to sit around and brainstorm a way where he would agree to this because he looked at everything through a political lens,” Troye told the Guardian. “There were instances where disaster declarations would sit on his desk for days, we’d get phone calls all the time on how to speed things up, sometimes we had to get [Vice-President] Mike Pence to weigh in.
Republicans forget what he's said. It's well documented and there's even proof on videos. It's not FAKE News.
Romans 12:19-21"Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord".  
Proverbs 24:29"Do not say: 'I will do to him just as he has done to me; I will get even with him'".  
Leviticus 19:18A Jew should not take revenge or bear a grudge against a fellow Jew who has harmed him.  
The only reason that aid would be denied is if he knew that it wouldn't get to the people who needed it most ... such as the aid that was sent to Puerto Rico and stockpiled in warehouses so that the governor could say that Trump was denying aid and aid that lined the pockets of California politicians ... aid for wildfires was conditional that clearing of underbrush and cutting firebreaks was mandatory to prevent future fires ... the EPA refused to allow it ... the same EPA that valued the lives of "snail darters" over the lives of 23 firefighters that perished because the wouldn't allow a water drop taken from their habitat ...
You also cite sources that are laughable at best and deceitful at large ... you turn the story to match your narrative by claiming "partisanship" and against non-supporters ... Obozo did that in Texas and other states that opposed him ... clean up your own back yard before you look at others ...
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high-queen-of-the-court · 10 months ago
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i know i'm in the minority with this, but i think kevin falling in love with a girl who has no exy knowledge is just so funny. i'm talking a short, super girly-girl who wears pink and is pretty much all sunshine and rainbows.
when they meet, kevin is absolutely appalled when she says, "exy? yeah, i think my dad watches that?" but they just have amazing conversations and keep running into each other. THEN she learns all the exy rules, teams, and drama for him and kevin is absolutely infatuated.
since she gets along with a fox, she has to have another side to her. she shows up to all of kevin's games and screams about the refs' calls being wrong and is ready to bust someone's butt the second they slightly knock into kevin. he has no idea what to do. like, what do those ribbons in your hair mean if you're about to commit murder over a sport? (that's super rich coming from him.)
neil definitely thinks this is hilarious. andrew, on the other hand, is just confused because he doesn't understand why anyone would like kevin. (he's also just a bit possessive of the queen)
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billdenbrough · 5 months ago
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fundamentally disinterested in the recurring discourse about kevin's drinking that aims to a) make it his Specific Problem To Focus On And Overcome when it is a crutch and coping mechanism to get him through a Much Bigger Problem (emotional fallout he can't square with by himself, culture shock, trauma, loss of his extremely wildly co-dependent relationship w riko, losing the structure of the nest, mourning a future he was meant to have, processing a grave injustice, anger and fear and desperate grief, all of which is his Actual Specific Fox Problem) while he builds himself back up, and b) thinks that even if it is a problem (more on that later), it's the foxes' problem to deal with.
like. it's just not.
yeah, he doesn't drink until he meets them. they gave him that habit, and in traditional terms, they're (the monsters specifically) a 'bad influence'. but these are the foxes. this is kevin day, son of exy, whose meteor is crashing spectacularly through no fault of his own. there are no traditional terms to be found here. the framework for it literally doesn't exist. neil comes into the foxes with more conventional expectations—appalled at the athletes' substance use, his horror at matt's trip to columbia, his steadfast and early repeated stance that none of the foxes should let andrew treat them the way he does, and certainly not nicky—and tends to engage with them less as the series goes on and he folds himself into the foxes. the thing about the foxes is that they've all been in pits deeper than they are tall. and some of them got a helping hand on the way—erik, andrew's extreme intervention methods, stephanie walker—and wymack was always waiting for them on the other side, ready to throw down a rope, but all the foxes dragged themselves out of their own holes. often not alone, often not without assistance, but at the end of the day, they have to do it.
there's that line neil has about aaron in that scene that got deleted when the timeline shifted around, when he thinks about how aaron got this far in life on his own, surviving on willpower and sheer desperation. that applies to aaron in a way that's a little more acute than some of the rest of them—boy who doesn't let the foxes in bc of andrew, boy who doesn't let nicky in bc he doesn't know how, boy made of flinching and seeking an escape and grieving the one who hurt him—but is broadly true for the foxes en masse.
this isn't to say the foxes can't help each other, but it's not their job. it just isn't. they'll keep kevin alive, keep him safe, keep him flanked and contained within their ranks. they'll fight tooth and nail in this battle with him, fight to get him to that championship game, fight to get that trophy in his hands. but that's all they've agreed to. that's all they're responsible for, in this covenant they've made with him. he says they can make this happen, and they're going to get him to that final game, but it's up to him what state he's in when he gets there.
like. they're foxes. they've been triaging their whole lives. they hate each other and they hate everyone else more. they're the kids with their backs up against the wall. half of them are addicts. i don't think kevin is comparable, personally; he's getting through a horrific situation with a coping mechanism. that's not the same thing as battling yourself to stop using. but that's not really the point of this. what i'm getting at here is that to the foxes, it's easy math: kevin who can lean on vodka and andrew and wymack and the foxes to stay upright when he's not ready to stand on his own two feet is still a kevin who is standing. a kevin with one less piece of scaffolding to lean on is a kevin who falls over, a kevin at risk of complete collapse, a kevin one phone call away from running back to the master, a kevin one crucial loss away from not ever making it back to himself at all. they're triaging. this is low on the totem pole of things they have the room to care about. they very much have bigger problems, both individually and even just kevin-related. if alcohol makes seeing the boy he knew best in the world and moved in tandem with his whole life and who destroyed their entire legacy and his entire life in one move — if alcohol makes facing that boy easier to stomach, then, fuck, why would they take that away? they're foxes. they've all got their demons. this is what kevin needs this year and a half to let him face his, that's all. they can understand that. it doesn't have to be pretty, as long as it keeps him in the fight. that's the priority.
i think there's absolutely space to explore this in fic and art and fandom in a way that maybe does explore it as a Problem, both that it's an active problem for kevin & that it's something to explore other foxes helping him with (there's a t&n fic that i've been gnawing at the bit to read for months that seems poised to explore this premise, and that's super up my alley)! i just think we're in different territory when we're talking about the series—and its characters and dynamics—in a conversational rather than transformational way, and end up talking about this like the foxes are responsible for kevin's choices. i love kevin day. i read these back at the start of 2015 & he's so dear to me that loving him was the blueprint for how i feel abt kageyama. but it's been pretty weird to see how the conversation has been translating Loving Kevin Day into... thinking the foxes are doing wrong by him with respect to this in actual canon. like that's just not how it operates there
#kevin day#aftg#aftg is a sports anime story that's mostly about survival. it's no surprise they're all aiming to Get Through This Year‚ first and foremost#personally i don't think kevin is an alcoholic. that's a specific term that means something that i don't think means kevin.#i understand why people apply it to him with the way it's used colloquially a lot but like. that doesn't make it true#but i'm also not particularly interested in hashing that out and litigating it#i've seen people with more specific and relevant Personal experience than me try that and it fell on deaf ears#so i don't particularly care to waste my breath there. that's not the main point of this anyway#i am saying that i don't think kevin's drinking is the Capital P Problem but mostly i'm saying even if it is. that's not the foxes' issue#like in the most basic truth sense. it just isn't. you can wish they did or think friends should or whatever but like.#you have to remember who they are. they're not the trojans. they're not the gangsey. they're foxes.#they wanted to mutiny against kevin within twelve hours of him opening his mouth but they still voted to keep him. ykwim.#they're not here to hold his hand but they will keep him intact.#like. they're gonna get him to the championship game. he promises them that and they promise in turn to show up and get there.#but they're only in charge of making it there. it's entirely up to him what state he's in when he gets there.#this isn't to say that they wouldn't care; it's that the foxes have been triaging their entire fucking lives.#kevin with alcohol in his hand is a kevin who can stand up on the court and face riko instead of giving up. it's a shield.#absolutely there's an argument that it's not healthy but like. Cs get degrees. if this gets him through‚ then it gets him through.#alcohol tw#alcoholism ment //#substance abuse ment //
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loserlvrss · 11 months ago
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꒰ 𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐎 ꒱ 손영재
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summary : you broke with eric a long time ago, and you thought you were over him until you saw him with another girl
genre : angst, eric x afab!reader, non-idol!au, bestfreind!chanhee, for plot purposes everyone mentioned is around the same ages of 23-25 tws : language, mentions of sex, depressive episode author notes : no happy endings with me ♡ word count : 2.3k
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“chanhee, i didn’t even want to come.”
“well, neither did i, y/n, but kevin said he’d send his attack-snake out on me. and i don’t want to find out what that even means.”
“huh,” you said, shoulders motioning with your voice, “kinky.”
"of course you'd think that," your best friend of a couple years (but felt like a million, in a good way) started, rolling his sharp eyes, "you haven't fucked in —"
"alright!" you stopped him, taking the creese of his elbow, "i get it, i'm lonely. damn, what about you though, king? when was your last relationship? because if i'm remembering correctly, it ended before eri —"
"y/n!" running up to the pair of you was the host, a bright and inviting smile plastering his face. although, you weren't sure why you kept walking around like a knife was lodged between your shoulder blades still. "i'm so glad you could make it!" because the moment you saw a familiar stranger, a brunette clinging to his strong arm with a green cocktail between her manicured fingers, your heart suddenly was on the floor.
you don't know why the scene of the liquid covering her perfectly blown-out hair flashed through your head. or why you could imagine the little christmas tree decoration in it scratching the top of her mouth until it stung when she would talk. you could hear her musically-tuned laugh ring through the air at a joke you couldn't imagine was that funny.
"what the hell am i, chopped liver?" chanhee joked, oblivious to what you spaced out on, "you only wanted me to come because you knew i'd bring along my emotional support fish."
it seemed you were always on a one-way street you just couldn't turn off of, because no matter how many potholes you hit, you keep driving; and if your tires popped, you weren't sure the car would stop.
you shouldn't be allowed to be appalled by the sight of your ex having moved on, simply because you broke it off when he wanted to make it work. you dropped his heart when he let you hold it. and when he should've played his cards close to his chest, he let you join his team just to fold. you were making the ship sink, so how could you have the audacity to be mad when he jumped from it while you went down?
he loved you, but at the time you weren't sure what you wanted. sure, you blamed it on being 19, but it was because you were scared to commit to someone so committed to you. you didn't want to be, selfishly, tied down to one person — and now that you've purged it from you system, you, selfishly, wanted the same commitment he had given you 5 years ago.
now you stood in the foyer, two different faces from those kids, attached to another man, thinking about if he looked over, would he get the wrong idea? would it make him as jealous as you felt?
you've loved, had loss and even forgot it. but faced with the void you could never fill was more debilitating than you cared to admit. you wanted to be two ‘i miss you's’ that just needed a push, but evidently only one of you felt that way, as the other was happily coupled up during cuffing season. but then again, you had no right after half a decade to think like that.
you just had to be brave and pretend like it doesn't bother you. you can do that. you can do a lot... right?
chanhee rammed into your side, his desperate attempt to get you back down on earth, instead of inside your never-not-on brain. "did you even hear what kevin just said?" he asked, and you looked to said man, "he said the bands getting back together." your bestfriend made a joke, which did cause you to loosen up and laugh. you thought that as long as he was there, you'd inevitably be okay.
"well not exactly, a couple people couldn't make it — which is fine, but most of our old friend group is here." kevin explained, lacing your free arm with his so you were sandwiched between the two of them. "it seems like you and chanhee were the only ones who really hung out like we all used to."
you reminisced the old times for a second. you remembered when your name was connected with eric's, when you hung out like old times with them and him. you remembered the stupid parties kevin's frat would throw freshman year, that eric would drag you to, just for you and him to have a great time. you remembered when you'd have quiet study sessions with jacob and younghoon in the school's library, or juhaknyeon and sunwoo's soccer games. it made you feel a little messy, because after you and him broke up, it's like you broke up with them all. you habitually stopped hanging out, only being dragged by chanhee who was attached to you since first introduction.
you actually owe your level-headedness all to him. he's the person who convinced you that you didn't need to have a run-of-the-mill to finally find something good. he's also unfortunately the reason you remember eric like it was yesterday, even if you don't front like it. you knew you had someone so devoted to you, yet you let him go and now you had the audacity to feel bad about it.
"well, is sunwoo coming?" you asked, which earned a nod from kevin, "and what about younghoon and juyeon?"
"juyeon got a girlfriend!" chanhee exclaimed excitedly, his voice lowering when sangyeon's attention was caught on the three of you, "like last month."
the oldest of your friend's face lit up, "y/n!" he said, making you force a smile though you were cringing; because just a couple feet away was the love of your adolescence, with the presumable love of his.
standing next to him was hyunjae, "how've you been, oh my gosh, it's been like years hasn't it?" you voiced, bringing him in for a hug, which he reciprocated before you moved to sangyeon to repeat the process. it had been years since you've last spoken to them other than a happy birthday or congratulations once in a blue moon — you honestly wouldn't be surprised if their numbers had changed and you'd been texting a random person.
"good, good," hyunjae replied, sipping a bright red cocktail, "i actually just finished my business degree, thinking of either opening my own or investing in some else's."
"and I just got engaged, though she wasn't able to make it here tonight — ceo stuff — she's getting ready to go international after fully getting elected as the heir."
you couldn't help but compare, sure you had your teaching license, but it wasn't as impressive as either one of them.
they were making it hard to believe that the world was spinning too fast, and that you weren't stuck watching the same film over and over again.
chanhee began talking in your place, forcing you down into the barstool between them all. kevin went over to younghoon and juyeon who had just made their way through the door: a synthetic blonde attached juyeon's arm.
"what's her name?" you blurted, the three boys looking down at you, "she's pretty."
hyunjae was nonchalant, pretending he didn't know exactly what you actually meant. however, sangyeon replied awkwardly, "w-who? kim minyeon? or jang nari?"
"juyeon's girlfriend, n-not eric's."
"o-oh! that's minyeon."
nari. the feminine name meaning lily; new beginnings and rebirth. just fucking perfect, wasn't it? pretty, perfect and delicate, just like the flower.
you sighed and excused yourself, disguising it as having to use the bathroom. in honesty, you weren't sure how much more torcher you could take, and it's barely been twenty minutes. you thought you'd be fine, as long as chanhee stayed by your side, but the longer you watched the pair through your peripherals, the more you just ached.
you cared more than you'd like to have admitted. and the worst part is you had no one to blame — to be mad at — because everyone had rightfully assumed you both were over it.
like you were supposed to be.
it was pathetic, the way you stared yourself down in the mirror. you found yourself resembling someone you've never met, or maybe someone you had just forgotten in all the growing pains. nevertheless, you found yourself disgusted by the fact that you were disgracing your mother's eyes, father's nose, and sister's cheekbones with the self-pity. there was nothing more selfish than crashing someone else's party with one of your own.
so you choked the tears back, the lump in your throat making it hard to breathe. you took a powder from the purse slung over your shoulder and fixed your creasing makeup. you reapplied a red lipstick, fixing your hair and outfit. you thought that if you couldn't have him, maybe you could make it wish he had you instead — god, you were letting the delusions look too good under the fluorescent light.
however, you stooped lower than throwing a pity party. you exited the bathroom with part of your dignity still intact, but the moment you sat against the plush-cushioned bench against the wall your phone was illuminated with pictures of the pretty brunette.
you couldn't get yourself to stop once you typed her name out. it's like you were boarding the gossip train all the way back in high school.
you scrolled like you were obsessed, brain blanking out everything around you. you saw her go through a cherry red hair phase sometime in 2022. you found out that her and eric had taken a vacation to hawaii back in 2021, multiple bikini pictures and perfectly sculpted bodies clinging together like models being the tell. you scrolled farther back, dead-set on finding the first picture she ever posted of him… that must've been close to when they met.
why do you even care? you know he was too caught up following you around like a puppy to even believe that he would entertain someone other than you. so, why were you obsessed? maybe you needed a reason to be mad at him. maybe you needed an excuse to shift the blame.
maybe it's everything you needed that he could live without —
"i didn't meet her that far back, y/n. we were still dating then."
your eyes shut, finger hitting the power button. you took a moment, hoping that it was just your cruel subconscious playing tricks with reality. "didn't think you'd cared that much," he took a seat on the complete opposite end of the bench, "it's been five years... and honestly i didn't think you cared back then either."
you were too embarrassed to say anything. and frankly, you didn't know what to reply with. i'm sorry? i did care about you, but just not enough? nothing seemed to suffice.
"i met nari at work. she treats me —"
your vision was blurring over, but you couldn't find the courage to get up and walk away. you were just so damn pathetic, weren't you? you just thought that everything in this world belonged to you, peaking your freshman year of college in comparison to the people who still innocently call you a friend.
"better?"
"different, y/n. she's different than you."
you sighed, "that doesn't make it bet — i mean, it doesn't matter, eric. i'm sorry, i was just curious after not seeing you for so long." your eyes opened, but the scene was blurred over, almost like it was torrentially pouring while driving late at night. there were questions flashing behind your eyelids every time you tried to blink the tears away. you thought that you couldn't stoop lower, but for the past couple minutes you've done nothing but prove it wrong. "i'm so-sorry, i'm just gonna go."
you got to your feet, but his voice made you stop dead in your tracks.
"w-why does it bother you so much?"
you honestly felt like your heart was re-shattering, joining the dust on the floor at your feet. you thought the question would join the heaps of pathetic things you've said and done tonight.
you turned around, phone clenched between your fist. eric was still sat, dark hair styled so nicely you almost thought that it wasn't him — but her — outfit a matching shade to the dress you saw hugging her figure gracefully.
"do you honestly think i didn't care about you?" you asked, to which he raised his head at an alarming pace, "it's true, i know i fucked it up, eric, okay? i know what i did to you and i'm sorry. i-i'm sorry i waited so long to tell you that." clearing the air didn't feel like closure at all. the tears in his eyes didn't feel like hatred at all. and maybe he didn't mean it. maybe he only told himself that because you did break his heart so bad, still holding pieces he's afraid he'll never get back. "you can think whatever you want, hate me even, but please don't think for a second i didn't love you back then. i was naive and made a mistake, but it's too late to take it back. believe me, i've thought about it. but i always fucking cared about you, okay?"
you found it oddly satisfying, though knowing in the back of your head that he would curse you for saying these things while he's happily coupled up, you didn't regret it.
"i'll forever be sorry, so don't hold it over my head."
"i believed you didn't care about me... back when we were nineteen." he replied after a long pause, "but i haven't believe that for a long time. y/n, i've forgiven you."
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otdiaftg · 1 year ago
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Neil takes a stand against Kevin.
"She shouldn't have taken Andrew away," Kevin said in a low voice. Nicky shot him appalled look. "You don't really think that." "You've always been the biggest critic of his drugs," Dan said. "What changed?" "The timing," Neil said. "There are two games left this season and we're pretty much a shoo-in for spring championships. If the ERC decides Andrew isn't part of our line-up anymore, we're beneath size regulations. They'll strike us from the roster and our year is over. You can bet Riko will be the first one we hear from if that happens. Kevin's afraid." "Screw the season," Nicky said heatedly. "I'm sorry, but Andrew's my cousin, and I'll take him over championships any day. If Betsy actually left him on his medicine after what just happened I'd—" He couldn't make himself finish, but he gave an emphatic jerk of his hand. "As if you feel any differently," Kevin sent Neil. Neil fixed Kevin with a stony look. "Maybe if you'd stuck around a moment longer you'd understand why I don't care anymore. When you came upstairs, did you hear him laughing, Kevin? He was," he said, ignoring the way Nicky flinched and the quick look Dan shot Matt, "before Drake even hit the ground. So yes, even I would give up this season. And after everything he's done and every risk he's taken for you, you'd better feel the same." "It's not that simple," Kevin started. "Then simplify it," Neil cut in
Day: Monday, November 13th Time: 5:35 PM EST
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cultpastorkevin · 1 year ago
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is anyone else concerned and appalled by the foxes and wymack and everyone else encouraging Kevin’s alcoholism in lieu of actually helping him
giving him a bottle when he’s upset or freaking out isn’t normal
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lucky-slice · 2 years ago
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Oddly specific kevin day head canons:
He has perfect posture
He tried one of Andrew's cigarettes once, drunk outside of eden's, inhaled it down to the filter at a truly shocking speed (cause the son-of-exy does nothing half-assed) and then promptly threw up on Andrew's shoes
He naturally fidgets – tapping his fingers against tables, running his hands over textures, plucking imaginary strings from the air when listening to classical music – but this behavior was strictly punished in the nest and Riko found it annoying, so he restrains himself, even when he's alone.
Absolutely hates abstract expressionism. Sure, academically speaking, he understands the history of the movement and that there is context behind each work, but he's still the type to spend the whole museum trip complaining about the one canvas that's "just painted red". Jean and Kevin are not permitted to bring up this topic in each others presence after one too many near friendship ending arguments cause Jeremy gets too stressed.
The first time he saw the Butcher of Baltimore at work was at 12 standing in-between Nathaniel Wesninski and Riko, but it wasn't the last time.
He has always felt that his body is too big – he's too tall, his limbs too long, his hands large and clumsy, so incapable of gentleness despite his best efforts. He simply takes up too much space.
Despite his perception of himself, his hands are actually quite elegant, slim and long like a piano player's, but the knuckles have grown thick and the skin rough from years of gripping a racket.
He occasionally likes dark chocolate (for the antioxidants only, of course) and is absolutely appalled by Andrew's preference of white chocolate. (Neil is a classic milk chocolate kinda guy and firmly stays out of it).
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kerryweaverlesbian · 7 months ago
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for the prompts! 9&13 combined 👀👀
(From this post) (also here's the last one I did).
Castiel had escaped to the empty kitchen at the earliest opportunity as soon as the number of people in the map room had exceeded 8. He doesn't mind crowds, he quite likes them outside - the warm, hurried rush of humanity is quite endearing - but he'd become accustomed to there being a maximum of 4 in the Bunker, including him, so it feels almost claustrophobic to have more, even somewhere as large as this.
He's not surprised that Dean came to find him two hours in, though he is a little surprised that it took him so long.
"There's just so many of them," Dean complains, a little muffled against Cas's shirt, "I think the fuckers are multiplying. I turn around, there's two of them, I look again, there's five."
"The creation of a new prophet is a cosmic event. I certainly would have noticed," Cas says, mildly. He strokes soothingly down Dean's back with one hand, and takes a sip of coffee with the other. Dean grumbles and blindly pushes the coffee mug away from his head when it brushes against him, squeezing into Cas tighter with the strong arms around his waist.
"How many prophets does one god need? There's not that much interesting stuff that happens in the world. And more importantly, why the hell do they have to come here?"
"You invited them."
"Kevin invited them!"
"Because you told him to."
"Well, the kid needs more friends! He can't just hang out with you, me, Sam and Garth for the rest of his life. Anyway, it's definitely working out, I haven't even seen him for over an hour."
"I think he went to his room."
"What?" Dean pulls his head back from his embrace, appalled.
"He said he wasn't feeling up to it."
Actually, he'd muttered stupid Dean, stupid Bunker, stupid prophets, I wish none of them had ever been born, fuck my life, this is the Andover middle school dance all over again as he'd loaded his arms with chips and stormed out of the kitchen in the opposite direction to the gathering, but Castiel's powers of extrapolation had been improving over recent years.
"Then who the hell is this party for?" Dean complains, but he doesn't resist when Cas pulls him back to his nuzzled in position. He likes having Dean here, choosing his company as the antidote to others. Dean belongs in any place that brings him comfort, and Cas is lucky that in his arms is where Dean frequently finds it.
"It appears to be for 47 strangers who are better at getting along than we are." Then he tips his head. "48."
"What?" Dean squawks, pushing back from Cas's chest with alarm.
"They're multiplying."
Dean laughs, "You're an asshole."
Cas agrees with a hum. "You like that about me."
"Sure do. Get over here."
Dean's kiss is lingering, sweet and tender, and Cas's chest glows with it. It takes a second for Cas to open his eyes after, and he's treated to Dean's warm, relaxed grin.
"I guess I better go get rid of them so we can all stop hiding, huh?"
"That would be wise," Cas agrees, but tugs onto Dean's outer shirt when he starts to turn, "You've got..."
He smooths fixes the front of Dean's hair where it'd got smooshed in his impromptu snuggles with gentle fingers, then brushes his thumb over Dean's eye crinkles with affection on the way down from it, since he was in the area. The warmth in Dean's gaze when Cas meets his eyes again cannot be overstated, matched only by the feeling in Cas's own heart. He gets kissed again, and would've been happy to continue that way all through the party, but then there's a crashing noise from the direction of the war room, followed by laughter, which wrenches Dean's attention away.
"That's it," Dean says, untucking his gun from the back of his jeans, "I'm clearing house. Two minutes, tops, and we're free and clear."
Cas wishes him luck as he , and 30 seconds later there's the sound of a gunshot and Dean's voice authoritatively saying "Y'all better haul ass out of my house right now or the next one's hitting a body!", then the desperate scrambling of 47 people scrambling out of a single door.
In 30 seconds less than Dean's suggested timeframe, the place is empty but for its regular inhabitants again. Cas smiles into his coffee cup. They don't need anyone else to be happy.
@hauntedpearl hi Doe!!!! thank you for the prompts!! which were: Pressing their face into the other's neck, hiding from the world and brushing away an unruly lock of hair. I had been working on a Jo/Bela for this one but it wasn't working, and this one suddenly came to me in a vision this morning. So sappy. They love each otherrrrr. PS Sam's hiding in the armory lol. Not one of them likes big parties.
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