#from the chat archives

[palmettoshitposts]

[eliassimp]

How it feels to listening podcasts when english is not your first language

[theallegedbird]

funny caption

[taurnachardhin]

Sanderson gave Kaladin Marsh's worldview with Kelsier’s charisma and then gave Moash Kelsier’s worldview with Marsh's charisma and I think that was very funny of him.

[coffeetablettowers]

[actual-lea]

I was looking through old files on my previous laptop, and it turns out I apparently still have the videos saved from the 2014 MH marathon livestream, including the moment during Entry 57 when I had to hastily pause and jump over to Youtube because Entry 87 had JUST uploaded.

[bananthony-not-michael]

i need some help guys, so i want to make my friend that got me into tma a sylvanian family version of Jon and Martin but idk what animal theyd be so if anyone has any suggestions that would be great

[sesamenom]

browsing stormlight art on tumblr and ran into a post about how different dalinars life would have been with a somewhat healthier childhood and i think someone tagged it 'kaladin adopts young dalinar au' or something

anyways i propose a Make Everybody Worse au. teenage dalinar and gavilar get dropped directly into formenos and unofficially adopted by feanor a few years before the flight of the noldor. they both participate in the First Kinslaying/Oath/Losgar and then feanor dies. maedhros adopts them and then thangorodrim happens. maglor adopts them for a few years until mae gets rescued. they participate in the first few decades of the wars of beleriand, after which they get dropped back into the middle of alethkar.

on the noldorin side of things, m&m assume the random children they sort-of adopted (300some years before Secondborn were awakened) got killed somewhere in the battle. the kidnap fam situation now has the additional context of m&m having known even more pairs of children who died because of the Oath - one pair killed in the Second Kinslaying, one pair who presumably died in battle because they swore the Oath

on the alethi side of things, dalinar & gavilar are now Oathbound kinslayers who just lost five-to-ten parental figures and all their friends, and spent most of their lives being actively encouraged in war and military strategy. they also skipped the entirety of the navani-related conflict and are probably somewhat closer because of that. violence ensues.

[drtwit]

Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Trojan

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Chloe continues to abhor Nino, Adrien and Alya make introductions and Mayura's perfect plan has a perfect interruption

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

[doors-worstenemy]

infinights arc 2 - Deja Ürbloom

[aromanticgarbage]

Some handpicked old filthy frank tweets.

[palmettoshitposts]

concept: exy all star matches with all the former foxes/trojans playing scrimmages that are broadcast live when they’re all on separate pro teams and they have to fly in for it and it’s like a mini reunion and it’s the most watched exy event in history

matt and dan come down for it too, and there are shots of matt putting little league gear on his kids and dan’s playing (matt isn’t) and the kids have painted banners for her

kevin, andrew and neil are only allowed on the same team for one match. it’s the biggest shutdown anyone’s ever seen. then neil switches teams to play with jean and jeremy and it becomes a shit fest

the matches with kevin against jean are serious and exciting and high paced and intense. with neil against jean it’s neil doing dramatic fakes and jean almost getting carded for fake-swiping neil’s legs from under him and they keep shouting at each other in french and kevin’s on the bench crying into his hands

neil, jumping from left to right, making faces and using his entire ten steps to wiggle around and tease jean: oh, which way am i going to go? left? no, right? oop- gotcha!

jean, in french: you fucking little shit I’m going to finish what riko started

kevin actually collapses with laughter to the point the nurse is brought on to court to see if he’s okay. riko jokes are actually like ultimate healing for him

neil: meh fair play

before an INSANE shot at the goal that wins the game

[lisharchivez]

Depart for Vacation [Event]🐦‍⬛ Mountain Journey event chat with Sylus : all possible outcomes

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Requirements

Finish Sylus's Prologue in "Journey Footprints" from Mountain Journey Events to unlock the chat.

||. Storyline wise the chat is supposed to happen between prologue and chapter 1

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[unabletomakedecisions]

[edandstede]

“dean’s stalker made up a lie about them not being jewish and everyone believed them” babes they admitted they were lying 💀 the fuckery continues

[fridayyy-13th]

jontim monster hunting au call that axe4axe