#miraculousmenacesau

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Gabriel: You joined a WHAT?!

Adrien: Joining is a very strong term, I prefer: "Infiltrate", "Intrude", "Gatecrash"—

Gabriel:

Nathalie and Gabriel were gone for five minutes and he's already throwing up gang signs.

Emilie and Plagg would be proud though.

"I don't see what the big deal is, we're already criminals."

"SUPER Criminals. Elegant, stylish super villains. With standards! We're not on the same level as the common thug mugging old ladies on the street."

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Here I am, your least favorite gremlin out of her garbage can, with another gremlin idea for Menaces AU .

The Butterfly™ is actually stupid enough to step into Paris, AKA Hawkmoth's territory, and not only that, but to prove that he can do whatever he wants in moth's turf and nobody could stop him, he tries to steal Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculouses, and even—takes an interst on Nathalie. This motherfucker actually went into HK's turf, fought his enemies, and by pure stupid coincidence, ended up interested in his assistant. The perfect concoction of disrespect to piss Hawkmoth off.

Everyone would expect him to react bringing an akuma like "Reflekta", "Multiplier" or "Miss Squirrel" (that definitely is not a ripoff of Mr. Pidgeon), overall, expected him to bring an akuma that Butterfly could defeat.

Nobody expects Hawkmoth to bring in Cthulhu.

Does least favourite implies that I have multiple gremlins on stand by?

Hawkmoth: "Send in Cthulhu."

Adrien: "…Like, a Cthulhu-based akuma?"

Hawkmoth: "No, no, Cthulhu. He owes me a favour."

Adrien: "For what?"

Hawkmoth: "Don't think about it. Here's his phone number, just don't look at it too long, the numbers are cursed knowledge or something."

Adrien: "This number is our HR department."

Hawkmoth: "He's the head of the department. Does good work."

Hawkmoth: “Here’s his calendar. Pick a day when the planets aren’t aligned, or else he gets cranky.”

Adrien: "We had Cthulhu in our back pocket this whole time and we never sicked him on Ladybug?"

Hawkmoth: "Ladybug isn't harassing my assistant with dirty messages."

Adrien: "He sent her a poem."

Hawkmoth: "A filthy, perverse poem."

Adrien: "He just says that her eyes 'reflect the boundless cosmos'."

Hawkmoth: “Reflects the boundless cosmos? Reflects the boundless cosmos? Are you hearing this, Adrien? This slimy… insectoid casanova thinks he can just waltz in here, spill a few poorly-disguised innuendos, and charm my assistant?"

Adrien: “I… Don’t think it was an innuendo, Father. He just… Mentioned her eyes?”

Hawkmoth: “Oh, sure, sure! Just innocently musing on her ‘infinite, alluring gaze,’ hm? And what’s next? Calling her his ‘celestial muse’? Describing her beauty as ‘indescribable, yet timeless’? This whole thing has one intention, Adrien, and it’s the kind of intention you don’t put in a Hallmark card! It's all code for unspeakable desires, and poor Nathalie has to suffer through it all."

Adrien: "So… Cthulhu?"

Hawkmoth: "Some disrespect requires a beating, some require eldritch intervention."

Nathalie is, of course, sitting off the side with a glass of wine basking in Gabriel's jealousy.

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I know I may be a bit annoying but I've got another idea... no need to answer it.

I've always thought that being Hawk Moth may not be as easy as Gabriel makes it seem, all because his akumas... are literal drama detectors, if I was Hawkmoth, I would literally akymatize no one... because the drama would be so good I would get distracted.

... What if this happens to Gabe too? Like, he wants to akumatize someone so bad... but the tea is just TOO GOOD!

Bonus if he tells Nath and Adrien all about it

Adrien: "Dad, are you gossiping with the akumas again?"

Gabriel: "It's not gossip, it's reconnaissance. I don't just pick out a random person to akumatize, you know, there's days of prep work that goes into this!" *Akuma noises.*

Gabriel: "What's that? Oh, he did not! Really? I think he's just jealous of you."

*Akuma noises* Gabriel: "No, once again Melissa, I can't akumatize you over an internet argument."

Nathalie: “Is something wrong, sir? You’re not sending the akuma?”

Gabriel: “Wait, Nathalie. It’s just—did you hear that? She just told her best friend that she never liked her outfit. Can you believe it? After all those compliments!”

*Akuma noises*

Gabriel: "I mean, yeah, I have plenty of tea in the cupboard, but why do you need so much?"

Adrien: "Should we be worried?"

Nathalie: "We probably should have started worrying when your father put on a butterfly costume and called himself Hawkmoth."

Adrien: "Good point."

Gabriel: "They’re meeting at the park in ten minutes! She’s going to confront her! Go my akuma, don't miss the fight!”

Gabriel just likes feeling included, alright?!

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Miraculous Menaces AU

Adrien walks into school, ready to start his plan to get Marinette to like Chat Noir.

Adrien: Hey, Mari, guess who-

Marinette:

"If Chat Noir has a million haters I'm one of them. If he has a 1000 haters I'm still one of them. If he has 1 hater its me."

Plagg: I think your Dad and Glasses have a better chance than you right now.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Bugaboo Got A Boo-Boo

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

In the aftermath of an easy akuma battle, Marinette suffers a grievous injury. It's a good thing that nothing important is gonna happen while she recovers.

A collection of vignettes covering an AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Masks

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Adrien contemplates the difference between Gabriel Agreste and Hawkmoth, while Gabriel and Nathalie have an awkward conversation about Adrien's new extracurricular activities.

A collection of vignettes covering an AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Down Bad

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Against her better judgement, Marinette lets Chat Noir stay in her room. But not because she likes him or anything! All while Lila puts her plans into motion.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Kindred

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Lila and Chloe bite off a little more than they can chew when they sabotage Marinette's entry in Gabriel's design contest.

A collection of vignettes covering an AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Nathalie the second she realizes she can mess with Gabriel as Mayura:

Gabriel is not ready for a woman taking an active and direct interest in him. God help him.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Bad Kitty

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Marinette and Alya debate miraculous powers, Gabriel is scheming, and Adrien... Joins a gang.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Lila getting covered in shit is both hilarious, and a fitting punishment, and now she may have to watch out for her own ass lmao

You know, this last chapter opened up so many possibilites... just... pure utter chaos, other characters could enter the scene, imagine if oke miraculous ended up in the hands of someone like Audrey lmao

Marinette is going to be riding the high of that moment for a good while.

Anyone could stumble upon a miraculous, they don't even need to be human. Goodness knows, most of them aren't even going to care about Ladybug and Hawkmoth's bullshit.

"I have the power to give myself any super power. Do you know what this means?"

"We can do literally anything?"

"I can cheat at poker night!"

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Why do I have the feeling Gabriel is going to doxx or cancel the Butterfly at some point? (Or more precisely, pay to have him doxxed) because we both know thw overgrown gremlin plays dirty

If he wasn't so busy with fighting/impressing Ladybug, Gabriel would spend a solid afternoon sipping imported espresso, scrolling through The Butterfly’s socials, and muttering, “Oh, this is just unforgivable.”.

He'll never go to New York, that's not his territory, he respects that. However, the second he spots an Instagram post tagged with a nearby café? It’s game over. He’d have a PI on standby with a detailed dossier faster than Nooroo could say “privacy violation.”

And don’t even get me started on Gabriel’s PR moves—if he’s not doxxing, he’s absolutely out there “leaking” embarrassing stories or planting rumours about the Butterfly’s secret life as an entomology enthusiast who went too far.

Gabriel may not be internet savvy, but he's more than experienced in being a corrupt cutthroat efficient businessman.

And if all else fails, Gabriel could always settle this matter more old school...

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Alya, Adrien and Marinette:

Nathalie schemes, Chloe tries to teach Nino insults, and Adrien and Gabriel stumble into Paris' very own vigilante group.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Filibuster

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Nathalie spins lie after lie to explain why she isn't the sole suspect for stealing the Peacock. Elsewhere, an unstoppable force meets an immovable object - namely, Nino is chill, and Chloe finds this unacceptable.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Protective Instincts

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Lila discovers friendship while Nathalie discovers hubris.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.

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Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Divide And Falter - Part 2

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

The Mirror Mistress arc continues as Alya temporarily plays replacement Ladybug.

An AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.