#kakashi’s ninja hounds

[raikirikiri]

rewatching the final arc of og nart and two things:

1. pakkun and the rest of the hounds didn’t need anything to track sasuke and naruto’s scent which leads me to believe that kakashi has made sure his hounds know his kids’ scents just in case he’s not paranoid or anything no why would you suggest that he’s very normal!!!!!!!! he has no reason to ever be afraid of losing the people closest to him!!! pfft he’s fine it’s just a safety precaution!!! ahem, anyway. yeah i think he has his hounds memorized their scents as soon as kakashi passes them during the bell test.

2. pakkun will never not treat kakashi like his pup. sure, kakashi is the pack leader and they defer to him but that’s pakkun’s baby boy. he pretty much raised kakashi after sakumo died and yes, he listens and he follows pack law but that does not mean kakashi isn’t his pup anymore. not even when kakashi is hokage, he’s always gonna be his stupid little pup with no fur. he doesn’t care if kakashi is in charge of the village he will scold him in front of the townspeople if it’s warranted and kakashi will sit with his metaphorical tail tucked between his legs and his head down to receive his tongue lashing. he’ll even let out a little “stooop pakkun, you’re embarrassing me!”

“well you should’ve thought of that before you left this morning and didn’t wash up after breakfast.”

pakkun is papa pug and that’s his pup right there

[gai-sucks-titties-in-my-basement]

Gai has plummeted from the sky exactly twice in canon, one was his fall after releasing the 8th gate. A serene acceptance of his own end. And the second was off the Tobisachimaru, where Kakashi caught him and they fell hand in hand. Kakashis Story (the book) opens up to Gai I think at his most honest, he is childish and selfish and desperate. He threatens Lee into getting him on a flying boat for absolutely no reason, other than to feel the importance of being one of the first Shinobi to be on it. He is striving for a significance the universe stole from him by allowing him to leave past his prime, his moment with Madara where he was no longer human; but God. Kakashi has spent the entire novel not scrutinizing, but pitying Gai for a lack of understanding of what they have left. But Kakashi, who has lived in the past for nearly his whole life, is met with a woman who lives in that same war; who’s leaking grief out onto Kakashi the entire novel. In a moment of her exposition, her; the embodiment of past, weeping before Kakashi, Gai is falling off the boat. A descent into oblivion; an oblivion he wants but was denied. And Kakashi cannot care about the war or the woman or the past, all he does is jump after Gai. And hold his hand. It is by outside, coincidental forces (Sai, on a bird.) that either survive. Kakashi refused Gai to descend into oblivion alone.

This novel is also the first instance of Kakashi being relevant with both of his eyes. I like to think it’s them falling together that Gai really understands that this is the first time he’s looked into Kakashi’s eyes since adolescence.

[kakashihasibs]

Ninja hound!!! :D

[dei-lab-assistant]

These are so cool, thanks so much for the commission!!

@dei-lab-assistant ordered a Kakashi so here he is!

and here he is again minus the weird shading experiment!

[evilminji]

You know what would be HILARIOUS?

For everyone NOT involved in the situation?

If the Uzumaki, mad lads that they were, seal master's who routinely moon the Shinigami for funsies that they are, got SUUUUUPER drunk? And were like?

"F-! *hic!* FUCK your fancy ass Summons contract Himiko! I got one TOO, you know. A..An' it's TOTALLY better then yours! It's got BLACKJACK! And hookers!" *falls on their face unconscious*

Needless to say? Not their proudest moment. Actually, their kinda deeply embarrassed. But like FUCK ARE THE BACKING DOWN! Their mouths wrote a check their ass can't currently cash... so the only REASONABLE solution? Apologize and tell the truth? Psh! NO.

Break Reality Until It's TRUE.

THEN they weren't technically lying!

They're a GENIUS~☆! :D

And yes, yes this IS normal behavior for them. It's both cultural AND genetic. There was a REASON people were terrified of those insane mother fuckers.

Because? They just? MADE UP a A Summons Contract. With Who? Dunno! We're gonna find out! But it looks right Seals wise! *signs name before anyone with sense can stop them, does the signs, draws blood aaaand?*

POOF!

Nani THE FUCK!? Says local dead Japanese 16th century fisherman who was flying by to visit the Lair of his buddy the 14th century monk. Behold! A FUCKING ZONE GHOST! He is unsummoned before he can react.

The Uzumaki have A Ghost Contract™.

.........th....they may have fucked up.

YOU THINK?

Roars basicly the ENTIRE Elders council. Who FUCKING FELT THAT. Because EVERYONE Felt that. They're SENSOR. That was a HOLE in REALITY that somehow GLOWED like a BEACON of both absolute Nothingness and Death! You TRAUMATIZED THE KIDS, YOU ASSHOLE!

Still....they ARE ninja. And Curious mother fuckers to the last.

So basically EVERYONE and their dog signs it. They somehow get WEIRDER. Bigger Chakra reserves. Obsessive tendencies. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

But? Then they fuckin DIE. (And their WHOLE ASS VILLAGE SHOWS UP IN THE ZONE. OH GOD, WHAT-!?)

And some grave robbing fuck tries to use the Contract. SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

Ghost Uzumaki!

Your literal worst nightmare!

They DO NOT try using it again. It gets sealed DEEP. Until the Hokage gets wind of it. And, of course, Danzo. The Hokage sends Hound. And Team Kakashi on a completely unrelated but nearby "help a farmer" mission. Danzo sends assassins. Because he's fucking awful.

Kakashi gets the scroll.

Yep. Creepy rambling and shit handwriting, def Uzumaki. Time to go.

He gets attacked on the way back to camp. GDI Root. Well, its you or me. Sucks for you, I guess. They fight. They get a lucky shot. He bleeds on the scroll, doesn't notice. But SURELY... SURELY it isn't CROWDED enough with names that the Uzumaki just added a "and anyone who bleeds on THIS part at the bottom _______ plus does the handsigns" towards the end.... RIGHT??

RIGHT?! Look him in the EYES Uzumaki Clan, RIGHT??!

They would prefer not to answer that. The Vibez here are getting REALLY aggressive, you know? >.> It made sense at THE TIME...

So... he goes to summon his Dogs.

And he SURE DOES GET UM.... plus One(1!!!).

Who the FUCK is this glowing green dog? A puppy? Kakashi seeing the dimwitted looking little thing about to get STABBED tries to rescue it. It takes one look look at him (worried for it), the other dogs (growling at his enemies, fighting) and... turns around, shifting as it does, to HUNDREDS of times it's previous size.

Like an Akimichi transformation.

A sudden, hulking, green WOLF with red glowing eyes and killing intent that would Rival a demon's. The howl is unearthly. It joins the fray like a meat thresher.

Then pops back to a floating, tongue lolling, dimwitted pup the second everything is done.

G...God boy?

Far be it for KAKASHI to fear a dog, no MATTER how dangerous. So he carries it back to camp. Where it seems to instant fall in LOVE with Naruto. They become the BEST of friends.

There's frolicking.

Looking down at the pocket with the scroll he reclaimed? Yeah. Yeah that tracks. According to Pakkun, the pup has a "weird, echo-y" accent and is incredibly scatter brained. Training to be a gaurd dog? WAS Training. IS currently... what.

Okay. IS currently the gaurd dog/pet of an Emperor. Because THATS not alarming. Did the Royal family all... wait... he examines the pup again. Transparent. Was it KILLING intent he felt... or a Deathy pressure? Didn't the Uzumaki have Forbidden soul and death seals? It would stand to REASON...

Oh god damn it.

Pakkun. Pakkun please tell me that pup is ALIVE.

(He can not.) (Hilariously? Dispite being TERRIFIED of Ghosts? Naruto is TOTALLY COOL with Zone Ghosts? Don't be MEAN, Sensei! They're just PEOPLE! It's not THEIR fault They're dead! Now GHOSTS? Spooky and EVIL! Totally different.)

@hdgnj @babbling-babull @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @mayfay

[sage--mode]

Naruto characters toxic traits (totally not ironic):

Naruto: has one of those mom heart tattoos but instead of it saying mom it says ichiraku Sakura: stress cuts her hair and thats why the lengths/styles are always changing Sasuke: regularly eggs Hiruzen's house once a week and never gets caught cause Naruto emancipated him Sai: has one dance move for parties and its the worm Kiba: wears knockoff colognes from the local pharmacy Shino: sobbed through a viewing of A Bug's Life and had a crush on princess atta as a kid Hinata: only listens to Owl City and nothing else ever Ino: will not pay on the first date and will dump you if you suggest doing 50/50 bc who tf do you think you are?? Shikamaru: unironically listens to yummy by justin bieber Chouji: will gatekeep his favorite restaurants if he thinks you're unworthy of the food Neji: an old man who feeds birds at the park alone sitting on a bench Tenten: offers 5$ ear piercings at her shop with a piercing gun she bought off craigslist Rock Lee: flirts with girls by reciting sonnets while breakdancing Gaara: all of his passwords are password Temari: when she misses Suna she will roll in sand like hamsters do Kankuro: ringtone is master of puppets by metallica and it will also be the music for his funeral Kakashi: temporarily banned from Inuzuka grounds because he kept distracting the ninja hounds from their training with his baby voice Itachi: heard I'm with you by avril lavigne playing on the intercom and fell to his knees in walmart Gai: has a patent on the fabric that makes up his jumpsuit Iruka: goes to bed every night in this iconic fit

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi could go down in history as the most efficient Santa of Konoha.

Minato had a four yesr stint where he was the best, since he could teleport to some of the houses where his students or friends were

But Kakashi doesn’t need to teleport every once in a while

He has eight fast ninja hounds to help him deliver presents

[orochiposting]

The Mouse of the Leaf, Naomi Senju & Her Summon — Tesso, The Rat King 🐁

Summoning Justu ᝰ.ᐟ

art credit - @ vivi_citrus on insta

Similar to Kakashi’s Ninja Hounds or the Toads of Mount Myōboku, there exist a species of ninja rats led by the fearsome and tactful Rat King, Tesso. Whom Naomi befriended and formed a contract with in her mid twenties. She continued a strong bond with both Tesso and the rest of the smaller ninja mice. Often summoning droves of them to swarm her enemies, small individual ones for recon or stealth missions, among hundreds of other uses throughout her life until Boruto. Naomi is quite bold and arrogant regarding her summoning animal and how powerful they are — just like her father, Jiraiya, with his toads. And at the same time, the kunoichi carries the elegance from her mother, Tsunade.

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

a huuuuge thank you to @ vivi_citrus for this gorgeous commission of Naomi in Boruto showing off Tesso ! I’ve been wanting to get him drawn up and introduce him along with my oc summoning species for a while! And I absolutely love how the posing reminds me of Jiraiya ! Like father, like daughter ! <3

[protectbatson]

obikaka x spyxfamily au

where Kakashi is a spy for Konohagakure under the codename "Hound" and Obito is a hitman for Amegakure under the codename "Madara" and they both have to pretend they are married for the sake of both their missions and for maintaining peace between the 5 ninja nations while taking care of Sakura, a little telepathic orphan girl (Everyone pretends they are a normal family to each other, what could go wrong?)

[martialartslover7]

In defense of Sasuke Uchiha (Blank Period)

Another rant post of mine. Hoo boy.

Like, I don't know about you guys, but, honestly, Sasuke should have returned to the Leaf village, regurlarly, after the war. Not after months or years, and here is why: Sasuke may have chosen to leave the village and become a rogue ninja, but never forget...

...he is as much of a victim, as the rest of the entire Uchiha clan (safe for Madara and Obito), and the Leaf village, in the grand scheme of things. He was never the problem.

Remember, Sasuke wouldn't have even defected in the first place, had the Konoha elders not been such an ignorant and stubborn bunch, that is both stuck in the past, and unable to move on. Remaining bitter towards the Uchiha, until they get laid to rest in their coffins. ...Our totally trustworthy leaders, everyone! Would you still apply for a job with them, after what they had done to the Uchiha?

Here is a thing, if they were fine with the Uchiha getting sacrificed to "maintain peace" and wiping everything under the rug, too, where should we draw a line? Where does it stop? What other clan might have been next, had the Uchiha not been the ONLY ones to agree with a coup d'état? You really mean to tell me, neither of the clans, that had sensory abilities like the Hyuga, the Yamanaka, or even the Inuzuka, were ever made aware of this? This. Was. A. MASSACRE. This wasn't a spy operation, innocent civilians were slaughtered in the process, remember, not every Uchiha was even able to unlock their own Kekkei Genkai, so, the only logical conclusion is:

Either, Danzo might have blackmailed the other clans to shut their mouths about this incident, because, come on, NO ONE can tell me, the screams from men, women and infants, along with blood splatters, could have been missed so easily, I know the Uchiha were shoved into the very edge of the village, but what are the chances of this just getting ignored, just like that? Especially if you have the Byakugan, or you have a hound with you, like the Inuzuka?

The elders from each clan in Konoha were all in on this, as an orchestrated, planned event, choosing willingly to ignore it all, because hey, it's so convenient to just look away, when it doesn't concern your own clan, right?

This isn't the face of an "irredeemable piece of trash war criminal, who doesn't deserve forgiveness". This is the face of a man, who has seen and been told some shit, that cannot ever be unseen or unheard. Imagine being born into a world, where, the very second you drew breath, everyone hates you, just for existing, for things, you didn't even ask to be burdened with. Much less, when you were still a kid, too. And doing it in SECRET, no less. Dude. This doesn't take a genius to understand, how fucked right up this is.

Plus, am I the only one who finds it insanely shitty from either Naruto, Sakura or Kakashi, to never make any efforts to publically criticize or oppose the elders for what they have done to the Uchiha clan? Wanting to bring the truth about the entire clan to light, and put the elders and feudal lords on the spot? Just for the fact alone, that they never once tackled this subject during the Blank Period, is, to me, a very shitty thing to do, especially since Naruto prides himself the loudest on having made Sasuke come back to his senses, and yet, never once, does he challenge these old farts? Really? Maybe I am missing something, feel free to correct me, but from my memory, neither he, or Kakashi, when he was still Hokage, made ANY efforts to publically apologize to the Uchiha clan, or even so much as trying to build memorial stones for the deceased Uchiha, or hell, even Itachi (I think?). And yes, I know, the clan was at the verge of starting a civil bar, but again:

NOT ALL OF THEM. WERE FINE. WITH IT. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING, IT ALL MOSTLY STEMMED FROM MADARA BEING A SORE LOSER, AND TOBIRAMA BEING A RACIST PIECE OF GARBAGE. AND A HUGE PORTION OF THE UCHIHA WERE NOT EVEN ASSIGNED SHINOBI. PRAY TELL, KILLING EVERYONE, BECAUSE OF A FEW ROTTEN APPLES MAKES EVERYTHING OK THEN?!?!?!?!?!

And Kakashi bears Obito's Sharingan, he is living evidence too, of what public scrutiny and scapegoating can do to a person! His life, is essentially no different from either Naruto or Sasuke, and yet, despite having taught Sasuke, and still loving him as a teammate, no, as FAMILY, he NEVER ONCE HELPED HIM GETTING HIS NAME CLEARED?! What the FUCK, Kishimoto?

Also, can I be honest? I hate Boruto, as a follow-up story, for a different reason altogether. That being:

It STILL pretends as if the Uchiha are "evil, by default", and the elders are still, somehow, by some twisted "miracle", "in power", during Naruto's and Kakashi's rule. I mean, just for the fact, that these dried up twigs still have any say, WHATSOEVER, even the tiniest bit of presence in ANY capacity, after all the vile shit that they have pulled, by siding with Danzo, and making backhanded deals with other villages, is enough of a reason for me to more than sympathize with Sasuke's decision to never truly consider this village home, because WHY WOULD HE? These assholes ruined his life, way before he was even born, and yet these same jesters expect Sasuke to live in seclusion, and in shame, over what his heritage has done, but taking accountability for their own actions? Pffft, noooo, why would they? Their reputation as "village leaders" is more important than confronting their own shortcomings...

So, no, after the war, Sasuke should have been given some form of leniency, with either Naruto, Sakura or Kakashi having gone off to spread the word to other nations that what he did, cannot easily be pardoned, but they at least, THE BARE MINIMUM, deserve to know and understand, WHY he did all this. This. THIS course of action would have been a serious love letter to Sasuke, a sign of appreciation that, no matter where he went, he will always matter, even if he believes himself to be undeserving of it, because: It just isn't productive to be leaving an already scarred individual like him in the mold of "all Uchiha, bad", because that just won't work out. Paying for his wrongs is one thing, but putting him, for the rest of his life, along with his future descendants in the "square of shame", is just plain pathetic. Sasuke deserves to have some peace and quiet, too.

Moral of the story: DO NOT. LET HISTORY. REPEAT ITSELF.

Look, this post is not meant to excuse anything Sasuke has done, I am only providing more context that explains, why I feel like, the story was doing him dirty, especially near the end of Shippuden and during the Blank Period. You can think whatever you want about him, I don't care, all I am saying is, even someone like him deserves some well-deserved closure, because, that never happened. The stigma has not disappeared, and it wasn't Sasuke's doing, it was Madara's, don't get that confused. Besides, go on, keep ignoring the concept of "from action, follows a reaction", just so you can keep twisting and turning it, to always make Sasuke appear like the bad guy. Keep doing. You're doing great. In exposing how stupid and ignorant you are, frankly put.

Sasuke deserves to live in peace, he deserves to be happy, and not live in another illusion of supposed "peace", when really, nothing has changed, he deserves better. And look, we can judge Itachi all we want, but in the end, he still loved his brother, and that remains forever, all he did, was for him, as twisted as his method ended up being. It still ended up saving lives. No one else deserves to bear such a burden. Which makes it even more imperative to not wipe something as important as this under the rug, because "the truth is too unpleasant". Case closed.

Peace.

[a-not-so-clean-blog]

Sweet scent. Kakashi x gn reader smut

Prompt: A loves B's scent but they keep it secret. One day B catches A masturbating while sniffing a piece of their clothing X

1400 words

Handjob, scent kink, accidental spying, non penetrative sex, biting, and oral.

Finally it was time for your date night with Kakashi! After weeks with him being on a mission he was finally back and planned for the two of you to go have a nice dinner together. Admittedly you were a little early but only by a few minutes. You knocked softly on the door to your partner's house. One of his ninja hounds was lazily sleeping by the front door and you gave him a quick pet before you let yourself inside. All the lights were out except for the glow from his bedroom. As quietly as you could you crept closer to the door that was barely cracked open. The other hounds in the room looked up at you and wagged their tails. Quickly you held your finger to your lips and shushed them. They were always happy to see you but you had to make sure they didn't alert Kakashi to your presence. It's very rare that you can sneak up on him and you were not wasting this opportunity.

Heart thumping in your chest, it felt like you would burst from excitement. You actually made it to the threshold of the door without giving yourself away. Pride bloomed at the feat as you peeked into the room.

His chest was quickly rising and falling with the shaky yet deep breaths he was taking. His eyes were closed and his mask was slid down, but you still couldn't see his face. The undershirt you left here last time you trained was clenched tightly in his hand as he held it right in front of his acute nose. His other hand was wrapped firmly around his hard cock that was already dripping precum. He was struggling to keep a steady pace as he stroked his throbbing dick, hands shaking every time he inhaled a little more.

A small gasp escaped your lips before you had time to process anything. His eye instantly snapped up in your direction. You tried to hide behind the wall but you know it was too late. Moments later the door gently slid open and you slowly turned to look at your partner now fully clothed and with his mask back on. His gaze is intense until he shifts his eye downwards. “How…How much did you see.” It's strange having the normally confident shinobi become bashful, but at least it doesn't seem like he's angry.

Swallowing the lump in your throat you force a reply. “A bit…” You squirm a little as you realize how turned on you got from watching him.

“Sorry.”

“Don't be!” Both of you are taken aback by your sudden outburst “I-i mean… I'm sorry I interrupted. If you want you can continue.” You say embarrassed as your face turns a dark shade of red.

“Oh?..Oh!” A spark flashed in his dark eye. A tentative hand slid up your hip. “Did you perhaps enjoy the show?” A hint of excitement laced his voice. You nod your head casting your gaze to the floor. “So you wouldn't mind if I-” He leaned in close to your neck, close enough so you could feel the warmth of his breath through the mask “-pick up where I left off.” For a brief moment you wondered if he could smell how turned on you are mixing with whatever else he may be smelling.

Your throat had gone dry barely managing to croak out an “o-okay”. It's not like you haven't slept together before, but this just felt more… intimate. It was making you nervous like it was your first time all over again. Like he was dropping another one of his masks.

Your hand gently gropes at the bulge in his pants and he lets out a small groan into your ear. With a low growl he picks you up, carries you into his room, and tosses you on the bed.

Unceremoniously kicking off his pants and boxers abandoning them in a pile, finally freeing his still rock hard cock again. Pulling your legs towards him so you are sitting on the edge of the bed he straddles your waist and slides his mask down showing off his handsome features. He presses his face into the crook of your neck he inhales deeply. “Mmmmm you smell so good~ It's intoxicating.” He leaned back just far enough to see your face as if looking for a reason to stop. Seeing the lust in his dark half lidded eye made your breath hitch. Seeing no apprehension he leaned in close again.

“I'll take care of everything myself, you just sit here and be good okay?” His voice was low and hypnotic. All you could do was nod as he greedily took in your musk.

His fingers slowly wrapped around his cock as he started playing with himself again. A slow steady pace gradually getting faster and sloppier as he senses kicked into overdrive. It felt so good and you smelled so good. His head got fuzzy as he was getting closer to finally cumming.

Gently you grab his wrist and pulled his hand away from his dick. He looks at you with the most desperate and confused expression you have ever seen on him. You almost let go but instead leaned forward to gently kiss his soft lips as you take his hand and slide it into your pants, glad that you wore a loose pair today. His fingers stroke you gently as you wrap your hand around his cock and slowly move up and down. He's been hard for so long and you can feel it pulse under your touch. You guess endurance isn't always a good thing because you can almost hear him whimper from his painful hard on. He grinds his balls into your thigh as you pleasure each other.

You would have loved to watch all the beautiful expressions that cross his face, but instead he's buried his face flush against your neck. Shaking breaths corresponding with the twitching of his cock. He's close, so close that any moment he's ready to go over the edge.

Your eyes go wide when you feel teeth against flesh. It wasn't a hard bite but enough to give you a little taste of adrenaline. The way he moaned was delicious but he was still holding back. Maybe next time you can get him to take off this mask too.

Thick white ropes of cum hit you in the chest and dripped onto your hand. You two stayed like that for a few minutes as he started to come down from his high. Time seemed to stand still until eventually he pulled away.

His eye clouded with lust from the orgasm as he looks down at you with a starstruck expression. His breathing steadies a bit before he gets off your lap. Hooking his thumbs into your waistband he swiftly pulls down your pants and underwear. You let out a gasp then the cool air kissed your hot skin.

“Just relax and leave the rest to me.” He settles himself between your thighs and his eye practically rolls when he gets a good whiff of your sex. “Fuck-”. He drags his tongue up your sensitive skin, ripping a shiver from you. His hot breath felt cold against your excited skin. Kissing, licking, sucking, fuck his mouth felt so good. You could feel the knot in your stomach steadily building as your shinobis’ skilled mouth went to work. He let out little grunts that sent vibrations up your body making you feel like you were in the pure lands.

“Aah- K-Kakashi~” You finally start to moan as your orgasm creeps closer. Your moans only push him to go faster as you tried to lace your fingers in his hair, but wound up grabbing his head instead. “Nnnnnh~”

He drinks as much of your cum as he can and licks his lips as he pulls away.

“Fuck Kakashi if I knew just a shirt got you this worked up I would have left my underwear here months ago.” You mumble as you relax in your afterglow. Your vision is still out of focus but you see a light pink dusk Kakashi's pale cheeks.

“Do you mean it?”

You let out a small laugh at how excited and hopeful he sounds. “Yeah, you can have this pair and I'll steal one of yours to wear home.” If Kakashi was a dog his tail would be wagging so fast right now.

[bogbees]

I haven't read any ninja dad fanfiction since like at least 2018, and doing it now is like

mhmmmmm. where's naruto. where's their boy son.

like kakashi and iruka meeting before naruto graduates to genin is a given; extremely likely, they even play with the concept a bit in the anime. bratty prankster iruka antagonizing anbu kakashi bc the third is fond of iruka and hound is the best to be trusted to keep an eye on him. probable. iruka going on a mission led by kakashi. also probable. iruka being at the mission desk, receiving mission reports fr kakashi occasionally. extremely likely.

but like. they don't actually bond. interest sets, maybe. but kakashi isn't interested in making more friends so he avoids it. and iruka can't do anything about it. Kakashi is indifferent to Iruka and Iruka is annoyed by Kakashi.

it's NARUTO that cements their bond. makes them stick together long enough, that even after their differences (opinions of child rearing), they look at each other like "hey, actually i like you, isn't that the darnedest thing," and yada yada.

[natedogx15]

My Ideal Konoha Twelve Team Line-Ups

I got bored and decided to make a post about my ideal Konoha Twelve team line-ups that I think would do best for most to all the character, both students and teachers.

Team 7 Sensei: Kakashi Hatake Students: Sasuke, Hinata, Kiba

This one and Might Guy's teams were a bit on the difficult side because Kakashi and Sasuke have to go hand-in-hand due to Kakashi's Sharigan. But I managed. I think this team fits best because it has a similar dynamic to canon but different due to Hinata's shyness.

I think this dynamic works because two out of the three students will be learning their Clan's fighting style instead of really branching out to begin with. This gives Kakashi more opportunity to train Sasuke while the other two aren't neglected. Kakashi could help Hinata with her self-confidence since I think his easy-going yet hardened personality toward being a Shinobi could work similar to Kurenai's care for Hinata. Kakashi also has a contract with Ninja Dogs and those summons can help Kiba with his training to go with his Clan's training. Plus, Kakashi may be pressured to be a better teacher due to having two Clans hounding on him about their children's training.

In combat, the team is pretty well-rounded, two strong taijutsu users, and two well-rounded individuals that usually stick to using ninjutsu.

Team 8 Sensei: Kurenai Yuhi Students: Sakura, Neji, Choji

Again, I feel like this team has a similar dynamic to Team Seven that could work pretty well in the long run for each of the students. Kurenai is a teacher who likes to be involved in her students' lives and might be able to help them get over their respective issues mentally.

Similar to the last team, this one works well because two out of three members are going to be learning from their Clans, giving Kurenai more opportunity to help Sakura get out of her fangirl phase and become a proper kunoichi. She can also take advantage of Sakura's amazing chakra control to make her into an incredible genjutsu mistress like Kurenai herself. And when Sakura does study under Tsunade, she'll have two teammates that can help her develop her taijutsu skills to go with her super strength.

In combat, it's a pretty decent unit. The two genjutsu users can trap the enemy for the taijutsu users to close the distance and finish them off.

Team 9 Sensei: Might Guy Students: Rock Lee, Shino, Ino

This one was another team that gave me trouble because I had to make the teams while keeping in mind that Lee has to be on Guy's team. I think it came out pretty well and could work as a different type of the Ino-Shika-Cho formation.

Like the last two, this team will have two people that learn more from their Clans, giving Might Guy the chance to teach Lee while the other two aren't as neglected. He'll also be the type of person that will force Ino out of the fangirl mindset through his training methods. Shino is a character I think really works for any team due to his nature.

Like I said, in combat, this team could work similar to the Ino-Shika-Cho formation but with better tracking thanks to Shino. Guy and Lee can keep the enemy back while Shino can pin people down with his bugs so Ino can use her family Jutsu. Then Guy and Lee go for the finisher.

Team 10 Sensei: Asuma Sarutobi Students: Naruto, Shikamaru, Tenten

Funny enough, this is the first team I created. I like the team dynamic here because I think each student can learn a lot from Asuma and the atmosphere feels like it would be the friendliest of the four.

This team can really play on each other's strengths. Tenten will only benefit from being with Asuma because he can teach her Chakra Flow and possibly other techniques to enhance the danger of her weapons. Asuma had already taught Naruto before in canon and is one of the few in Konoha with a Wind Nature like him. Plus, I headcanon that Asuma is like an uncle to Naruto. Shikamaru will be learning from his family mostly but he has a good relationship with Asuma and his brains will help a lot with the team. Not to mention, if Naruto learns how to share his chakra early, it'll help his teammates' weaknesses from not having massive chakra reserves. This means Tenten can better user her weapons that require large amounts of chakra to use, like the Bashōsen, while Shikamaru will have more chakra to use his Shadow Possession jutsu constantly.

In combat, this is a pretty well-rounded team that focuses on close-range. Asuma is a strong close-range combatant with some ninjutsu options. Shikamaru is smart and can make up strategies while pinning the enemy. Naruto can also make creative plans and overwhelm the opponent with Shadow Clones to at least divert their attention for Shikamaru to trap them. Tenten would make good support with her weapons but a strong fighter close-range when she learns Chakra Flow.

[javiersprincess]

tags: fluff, comfort, allusions to kakashi’s backstory, fem reader - no warnings. @allright​ wrote this with u in my little mind...for ur joy and pleasure

synopsis: the thunder wakes kakashi up, good thing he has you there to bring him back to sleep.

A faint clap of thunder

Clouded Skies

Perhaps rain comes

If so, will you stay here with me?

 The gentle rumble of rain woke Kakashi up from the rare sleep he gets. A lazy dark eye turned to look out the small window of your apartment, high above the streets of Konoha. Sighing, he rose to get up from the bed, only to be stopped by the warm arm of the dormant body that lay next to him, Huffing a slight, quiet laugh he gazed fondly at the mess of hair that splayed out against the white of the pillow. It was you, with some stuffed bear from childhood you just can’t get rid of tucked away in your right arm and your left arm wrapped around his waist as you slept peacefully through the pitter-patter of the rain above him. 

He felt the involuntary wave of affection flow down his back, seeping into the scars that marred his skin and seeping down, down into his bones. Gently he reached over and tucked a lock of your hair behind your ear so he could gaze at your sleeping face undisturbed. He moved his hand, rough and calloused from years of training and fighting, and stroked the soft skin of the plush of your cheeks.

So soft.

Despite being significantly stronger than his smaller bunkmate as he liked to call you, Kakashi decided to return to where he was before, underneath the sheets and in your unrelenting arm. Now that he had returned to the position where he once was he felt the warmth seep back into his body, sighing sweetly as he admired the sleeping face next to him. He found himself, recounting the small details of their romance, how they met in the summer at a farmers market, and you buying large, sweet apples that you had offered to him after locking eyes. He didn’t need to think hard to remember what you had worn that day too, he recounted sweetly, a peachy sundress that landed at your knees and showed the soft skin of an unblemished, sloping neck. Or when you had met his ninja hounds for the first time, how you cooed and coddled all of them, especially Bull, the largest dog reduced to a panting tail-wagging puppy under your pets, and kisses to his short, dark snout.

So cute.

 Kakashi, brought out his musing when he felt a familiar small hand gripped at his dark shirt, tugging him closer. Looking down he smiled at the sight of you, with your bear pulled tightly into your chest and cheek now pressing against his shoulder. Nuzzling into the strong muscle of his bicep, he chuckled softly before raising his arm and wrapping it around your sleeping form. You let out a soft sigh and now nestled your head on his chest, smiling contentedly. He let his hand continue to make its way down the soft fuzz of your pajamas, simply losing himself in the comfort of the action.

So mine.

"Kakashi? Why are you awake?" he heard your sleepy voice ask. He hummed and scratched your scalp.

"Did I wake you up?" Huffing, you got up, wiping your eyes with the backs of your hands.

 "You're deflecting. What woke you up?" you looked up at him, resting against your headboard with your fluffy pillows next to his head. He smiled down at you, the way his eyes crinkled telling you right away as he gently took in your features, sweetened from sleep and drowsiness. He turned to the window and eyed the heavy rain.

"The thunder woke me up." Was the simple answer from the silver-haired man. You pouted and rose up to meet him, nuzzling underneath his jaw, soft hair tickling his skin. He laughs quietly at your affection, it’s what endeared him the most to you - how sweetly you present the adoration in your heart to him as if serving him his favorite food on a plate. 

How could he not indulge?

“Hey, hey you’re worse than Bull when I summon him when you’re here.” Kakshi teases, voice still rough from his short-lived sleep and he’s rewarded by your faint, sleepy laugh. His hand comes to your head, fingers cradling through the strands to meet your scalp, and begins to massage. It is Kakashi’s turn to laugh at how you instantly slump against, head scratches and massages have always been your number one weakness - he does well to exploit it.

“You’re such a cheat,” you mumble, eyes blinking away sleep as you try to stay up to talk to him.

“Hm? Now, why would you say such a thing - what could I possibly be cheating at?” He asks, voice light as he puts more pressure on the back of your head and laughs when you moan softly at the feeling.

“Cuz - I’m trying to make you feel better and you’re distracting me with head massages.” You pout, eyes now closed and cheek to his chest as he watches you, eyes crinkled in amusement to the point he wonders if you are the sole reason why he’ll get crow’s feet later in life.

“This is making me feel better - besides, is it really cheating if you know what it is I’m doing?”

“Ugh, quit trying to play games with me - you just admitted something is wrong by the way.” You point out and he shakes his head in bubbly amusement. Only you can make him so honest to the point he didn’t even notice himself.

“Guess spending your time with a shinobi is making you smarter after all, huh?” Kakashi teases, voice light to try to throw you off in some last-ditch effort to keep you off the trail. Your face is buried into his neck, and you press soft little kisses to the skin - it’s one of the rare nights where he wears a looser shirt than he usually does and you do your best to take advantage of it.

“Maybe hanging around a civilian like me has made you dumber.” You counter back, it makes him laugh a little hollowly at your jab.

“I just had a nightmare that night, in Kiri.” Is all he says and you know what he is speaking of - that night of horror that haunts him all too well and you find yourself knowing there isn’t much you can do to cure him of such an ailment. If you could, you would endure the horror to keep Kakashi from suffering such a dark turn of fate.

“You should have just told me,” You mutter, reaching up to play with his hair in turn knowing it was just as much his weakness as your own. He hums, leaning back down and letting his hand fall from your head to rest at the apex of your shoulders.

“It would have just worried you.” He says, letting one dark eye close shut at your gentle ministrations on his scalp similar to his. 

“I worry about you regardless - you’re kind of stupid in case you haven’t noticed.” You scoff that takes a tired laugh straight from his chest. Yes, he supposes he is a little stupid at times especially when it concerns you.

“Yeah, I guess I am.” He says, voice soft and lidded with distractions as he lets you maneuver him as you like. Where before he was on top, now you were and you pushed his face into your chest until his ear was pressed to where it is your heart rested and beats. In the past such a position made him break out into a fever-like flush and while Kakashi likes to pretend he is cool in the head, even after all this time he still isn’t immune to how you press him so close to the soft curves of your body like he was born for you.

“There is nothing I could do to change the past for you, no matter how much I wish I could. But sleep easy tonight, now I am here and my heart beats for you Kakashi. Let’s go back to bed.” You profess, claim, and speak so softly - it’s almost as if each word you speak was so lovingly crafted for his ears alone he only nods and lets you hold him tight against you. Kakashi on some level feels a bit bad for your childhood stuffed bear - it seems he has replaced it. He lets an arm come to wrap around your waist, just as yours was earlier in the night.

“Will you be here when I wake up? This isn’t some dream?” Kakashi asks into the softness of your body and you wonder if he can hear how your heart breaks at such a question. You do well to keep your voice steady, suffering is like his mother - it has been there at every milestone, holding his hand and waiting for him at home.

You hope to one day replace the suffering with your presence and give Kakashi the true happiness he deserves.

“Yes, I will be here - for as long as you want me to be.” You reassure, letting your hand scratch and rub different patterns into his hair to make him sleepy enough to shut his eyes.

“Sounds like a nice dream.” He confesses voice heavy with the sleep you brought to him using comfort and loving words. Even as the thunder claps and lightning forks through the sky, there you stay just like you said you would.

A faint clap of thunder,

Even if rain comes or not,

I will stay here,

Together with you.

[turboacek-blog]

A small summoning change || Naruto

Written Aug 11 2024

So I have seen some of the recent Naruto filter tiktok trend

For those who haven’t seen it, it’s a filter where. You have to choose a character for 5 and later update to 8 categories to make the best character such as clan body chakra etc and on the updated 8 category one of the categories was summon

Two of the options for summon were Kiba and Shino to represent the dogs and insects even though they aren’t literal summons like toads, snakes, slugs, etc

Then I was thinking more about it and honestly, they should maybe be summons

Summon usage

Basically, in a lot of cases, summons are seen as a kind of way to give the summoner assistance in a battle or mission, etc

From Orochimaru and other snake users using the snakes as extensions of attacks

To Sasuke using his hawk for some aerial advantage

And so on

Our two main uses of ninjas using a nonhuman species to help are the Inuzuka clan's dogs and the Aburame clan's insects

Where the difference is Kiba doesn’t have to summon Akamaru and Shino’s insects live inside him

Kakashi’s hounds

Then I remembered Kakashi summon is ninja hounds and in a lot of aspects they do everything the Inuzuka clan dogs do with their sense of smell and assisting in combat

The main difference is the Inuzuka clan has more clan-hidden jutsu/techniques with their dogs such as Fang over and Fang and the transformations

Where Kakashi’s since they are summons can speak and have a grasp on weapons the Inuzuka dogs haven’t been seen having

So it led me to the idea that-

The Inuzuka clan and Aburame should just be dog and insect summoners

Kiba & Inuzuka clan

Basically, just make them the dog summoners and they summon their dogs to help battle just like they usually do

And make the dog summon contract a clan-exclusive thing hence a clan

The only main difference is that the dogs can now talk

This is more of a take it or leave it but maybe in their genetics they have some inept ability for summoning so that it might not cost as much chakra to summon for example

And/or to keep things like Akamaru always around Kiba make it so their summon has no time limit so Akamaru can be with Kiba 24/7 if he wants

This way you keep all the Inuzuka clan techniques but since they’re summons it wides the possibilities from weapon usage to like the Kiba vs Naruto fight where since Akamaru can talk it would make it harder to differentiate the two when transformed

As for Kakashi

You can maybe add some lore that Kakashi’s mother was an Inuzuka to not only explain his heightened sense of smell but as an honorary Inuzuka (kinda like Boruto and Himawari with the Hyuga clan) it granted him a dog summon contract

Or just change it either or to wolves and clarify there is a difference between dog and a wolf

In a way, an upgrade

Kiba being able to talk with Akamaru I think is a big communication upgrade that can prove that just having Akamaru as an extension of Kiba is more useful as it can be Akamaru instead of Pakkun in the Chunin Exam/Konoha Crush arc

I think whether just because of time or focus or etc but Kiba’s the big upgrade is the three-headed dog while cool because Cerberus is a bit weak compared to the others I think just seeing how well Kakashi used his dogs I think makes it more flexible for combination attacks and combos like holding down an opponent to just giving Akamaru a sword or something

This isn’t the upgrade that would move Kiba from one of the weakest Konoha 12 to one of the strongest but in the aspect of making him feel a bit more unique but also in the same world as the others

As for Shino and the Aburame clan

Similar to the Inuzuka clan make the insect contract clan exclusive maybe have a clan unique where they can make summons last longer or something

Maybe most insects can't talk and that's the balancing or normalizing as hearing a hundred flies can be annoying

The only thing is I think kinda like how with the toads and snakes there are tiers to them like there were tadpoles and little Gamakichi and big Gamabunta

I can see that with insects like he uses the small insects a lot but if he needs to he can summon a bigger insect like a dragonfly that can be his equivalent to a hawk flying him with a giant beetle or a like insect that can ram a wall, etc

I think this also allows Shino and the Aburame clan to summon differently as it’s not that Shino will summon just one little insect at a time he can summon hundreds to thousands of insects at a time

Insect upgrade

Shino’s parasitic insects are mainly for draining chakra

Torune’s were more akin to poisonous

But something I always felt they should/could do is to use insects similar to Gaara’s sand

Where it can be used as a shield or a way to grab and hold things, even punch, and so on

It’s not much different than when characters in other media can control things like sand or metal and use it in that way just this would be bugs

Plus being summons does lessen the death point as they would just go back when too much damage occurs

I think having a Gaara lite is a upgrade for nearly anybody especially Shino

And it allows of Shino wants to use Torune’s insects he could just maybe takes more chakra or time spent or something?

Variety

Such as a butterfly or a bee or cricket or etc

Making him a bit more creative in how he uses insects such as fire flies for a light source

And since it’s a summon allows for more fantastical insect sizes mentioned earlier with giant insects

As Shino can summon a giant praying mantis and have it fight like the Pokemon scyther or something

Or a worm and he can get intel underground.

Ideas are nearly endless

[skykashi]

Maybe this is a silly question but whenever I see Kakashi anbu I wonder what animal is his mask, a wolf, a dog or a fox? because in a Shippuden filler, little Naruto buys the same mask that Kakashi wears and I think they say it's a fox, but in the fanfics they call it "hound" and it made me doubt

I'm not sure which animal Kishimoto intended it to be because I tried to find a canon reference stating which animal it is but there wasn't any so I think hound makes much more sense because it's based on Kakashi's ninja hounds summons, so I like to think it's a hound too