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Hello! Just wanted to ask for a headcannon of Ninjago characters (the one you usually do) x unnaffectionate reader? It's not like they're mean it's just that affection isn't a big part in their life and they usually forget about it. And then one day reader is like 'oh shit maybe this makes my idiot feel bad' so they try to make up for it by being super affectionate for a day and beginning to show subtle signs of affection more regularly?

Love this! Here you go!

Includes: Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, Lloyd, Nya, Morro, & Garmadon in that order

ninja, morro, & garmadon x unaffectionate!reader headcanons

kai

he’s very affectionate, so he’ll eventually start getting hurt that you don’t return his advances as much

he understands not wanting to do it in public, but in private is where it hurts him

one day, he stops trying and doesn’t seem quite like himself

this is what makes you realize that he’s hurt

after taking some time to think about it, you make it a point to show even a little bit of affection

so, one day when he gets home from a mission, you shyly take his hand in yours before asking him about his mission

he understands how much it means coming from you, and he appreciates the sentiment

he asks you what changed, and you quietly admit that you should have compromised more with him, seeing as how he respects your wish for no pda and apologize

then, you press a soft kiss to his lips and vow to gradually increase the affectionate as you grow more comfortable

jay

jay would be a little more understanding; he gets not wanting to be touched as he experiences this himself sometimes

so he’s certainly more patient with you

but there are times when he starts feeling especially sensitive about it, and it makes him start overthinking

over the course of a few days, he starts gradually acting different

at first, it’s him wondering if he’s just overreacting

but as it progresses, he starts hurting and worrying - did he do something to make you mad? is he just misreading the situation?

eventually, he goes to cole about this; cole suggests that he just ask you

so, jay works up to the courage to and does

this leads to a productive conversation, and you agree to start showing more affection as you feel comfortable with it

cole

he hides it well, but this man is touch starved

desperately wants to show his affection, but quickly gets that it isn’t your thing

initially pushes his hurt away, thinking that maybe you just need time

quietly tries to figure out why you’re not keen on affection, but doesn’t get too far

he tries to ignore it; he’ll take his frustrations out on the punching bag or on enemies

but there comes a point one night where it all comes bubbling up

the two of you are alone after a mission one night, and you’re patching up some of his injuries

cole is exhausted and in pain

he can’t help it - he tears up

he just wants a hug, or for you to hold his hand and stay with him a little longer. he just needs something

but all he gets is a distant expression - one that opens an old wound in his heart. and he can’t hide it any longer, so he breaks down

alarmed, you immediately sit down with him and ask him what’s wrong

so, he softly professes his hurt to you

once he’s done, you apologize and give him a hug, promising that you’ll try to do better for him

you end up staying with him for the rest of the night, holding him until he falls asleep <3

zane

he doesn’t really mind initially - he doesn’t know much about relationships anyway, so for a while it works

but as the relationship progresses, he observes that other couples - both in real life and in pop culture - are more touchy than the two of you are.

he asks you why this is - he’s not necessarily hurt, but he wants to understand why you two aren’t affectionate. it makes him think he might be doing something wrong

after explaining that all couples are different, and that you’re just not a very affectionate person, he understands

the two of you continue to talk about it, and after a while, you decide to try small things together - like holding hands or light hugging as you both feel comfortable

lloyd

he is so shy when it comes to affection at first

he’s never been in a serious relationship before, so it takes him some time to warm up to the idea

when he realizes you aren’t very affectionate, he has to rethink the situation

he’s stuck between wanting to respect your boundaries but also wanting to show/receive affection

will 100% go to the smith siblings for advice

once he does, he asks you about it one night

after talking about it for a bit, you agree to try some small gestures of affection out together :)

nya

she’s not one for pda, but does want to hold your hand or give you small, chaste kisses when you’re alone or around the others

might go to her brother or cole for advice

usually, she waits for you to initiate contact, and will follow your lead or ask you if you’re comfortable doing/receiving something

after observing your reactions, she’ll ask you about it

morro

not really sure what to do initially; might not even realize that he wants affection

stays silent for a while. probably sulks a lot but shakes it off well most days

he ends up thinking he’s making a big deal out of nothing, so he doesn’t say anything about how he’s feeling

you notice that something’s off with him when starts becoming more distant

after trying a few different things, you end up just sitting beside him one day and taking his hand, quietly asking him if it was something you did

he admits he isn’t sure why he’s upset, but admits your touch is comforting

a hug ensues <3

garmadon (crystallized)

initially understands

as the relationship continues, though, he wonders if it’s something he’s doing

panics and convinces himself it was something he did

terrified that he hurt one of the few people who isn’t afraid of him

vinny ends up calming him down and advises him to open a conversation with you

once the talk does happen, he understands and feels much better when the two of you strike a compromise

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Timeskip Nekoma HC dump

The restaurant Fukunaga works at part-time is a hibachi grill, whenever the team does a group meet up they all go together and he gives them the full show. They cheer and whoop as if they're in an actual stadium, no other group pops off for the onion volcano quite like them. Kuroo tries to explain the science behind all the tricks but Yaku and Tora shut him up fast ("Oh my god stop talking, you’re ruining the meat with all that yapping")

Kenma uses his friends for stream content whenever they’re in town. Chat is constantly baffled at how many celebrities he went to high school with— a model, a comedian, several pro volleyball players, a high ranking member of the JVA?? Its all fun and games until they start exposing Kenma’s high school secrets, Kuroo stoops so low as to pull out the childhood photos and gets kicked out. Tora's a pretty regular guest and chat's favorite punching bag (to be fair he's really fun to bully with how easily provoked he is). Ironically some of chat's favorite guests are two of the non famous ones— Kai because he's super chill and Inuoka cause he has such contagious energy

Whenever any of them see one of Lev's billboards or magazine covers in the wild they take a picture with it and send it in the group chat. When they're out with him in person and see one they love making a big deal about it to embarrass him but this only feeds his growing ego

Kuroo's constantly hooking his friends up with free volleyball tickets and flying them out when something cool is going on, same with Lev/Fukunaga when they have shows and Kenma with conventions. Inuoka, Teshiro, and Kai's bosses are always like "How can you afford so many front-row tickets and business-class flights?!" and they're just like "friends are loaded."

Fukunaga makes more than enough from his comedy gigs but he keeps working his restaurant job because it gives him the best stories. The amount of insane customers he gets in a single night is enough to fuel entire shows, plus his boss is chill and lets him take home leftovers ingredients (which he uses to cook dinner for himself and Tora after he gets off practice)

Inuoka is THE babysitter, not just for the Nekoma alums but for anyone who remembers him from hs. He's great with kids, especially young ones cause he has enough energy to keep up, and the volleyball parents love that he practices with them. In addition, a lot of the students Teshiro and Inuoka work with are avid Kodzuken fans so the two of them make sure to snag a bunch of autographs every time they visit. One time for fun Kenma drops by unanncounced and the kids flip their shit

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

Theory/possible AU on Kai in the neverspace

What if either Nya, Wyldfyre (those two were visibly the most/only ones affected by Kais dissapearing) and the others, or even Kai and Bonzle themselve somehow do manage to open a new gate. So Kai and Bonzle manage to get back to the back merged worlds.

But just like back in s11 with the never realm it turns out that time passes faster there, compared to the merged worlds. So for everyone else a few weeks or months passed when they finally manage to open a portal, but for Kai it's been YEARS. (Preferably at least 10 in my opinion.) The emotional drama would be perfect. Especially cause y'know, Kai isn't a nindroid like Zane and doesn't have any memory loss. The effects of that on him would be really interesting to see.

Though you know. I don't really think they're gonna pull that of. The reason that Zane usually gets hit with the heaviest violence, has so many deaths and so on is cause he's a nindroid and it's a kids show at the end of the day. They can "fix" a nindroid/robot more easily. If Zane loses an arm, he can just put it back on or get a new one without a problem, if a human/biological humanoid loses an arm in the show it's gone. They can get a prosthetic maybe, but their arm is gone, they have trauma and physical pain from it.

So yeah, my theory isn't that likely cause Kai might be the emotinal but not physical punching bag of the writers. It's very unlikely that they would significantly age up just one of the og characters and not the others. I can still dream and we have the world of fanfiction on our side. (Ideas for an AU name please for the case I get more ideas)

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I desperately need more Daniel LaRusso x reader, you’re writing is so good🙏🙏🙏 the plot can be fully up to you I love everything you write

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𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 | daniel larusso × fem!reader

summary | training at miyagi-do brings you closer to daniel, where lingering glances and late-night practices spark an unexpected romance

warnings | slow burn, romantic tension, student/teacher dynamic (both adults), mild suggestive content

word count | 0.7 k

author's note | it would help me a lot if you liked, commented and reposted so that more people read what I write and don't forget to follow me, thanks ᡣ𐭩

The dojo smells of sweat and effort. It's the first thing you notice when you step into Miyagi-Do. It's not an unpleasant smell, but a blend of wood, incense, and the faint aroma of freshly cut grass from the garden. You never thought you'd end up here, but life has strange ways of leading you down unexpected paths.

"Welcome," says Daniel LaRusso, smiling with a quiet confidence. His voice is soft but firm.

You know him by name, by reputation. The man who won the All Valley Karate Tournament decades ago, the same one who stood against Cobra Kai and came out victorious. But now, standing in front of you, he’s not a legend. He’s just a man, with warm brown eyes and a smile that seems too kind for someone who once fought in a tournament.

"Thank you," you reply, adjusting the strap of your gym bag.

He offers to train you after an incident on the street left you feeling vulnerable. You don’t like the idea of needing help, but the way he looked at you, as if he saw something in you that even you couldn’t recognize, made you accept.

"First, I want to see how good you are," he says, tilting his head slightly. "Attack me."

You hesitate. Attack Daniel LaRusso on your first day? Sounds like suicide. But he stands in front of you, hands up, waiting.

You take a step forward, throwing a punch. He’s fast. He dodges it effortlessly and barely touches your arm, gently guiding you into an unexpected turn. Before you can react, you’re already on the floor.

"You have strength, but you lack control," he comments, offering his hand to help you up.

You take his hand, and for a second, the warmth of his skin against yours distracts you. You shouldn’t feel this way, but there’s something about him… in the way he looks at you with patience, like he wants to understand you beyond your karate moves.

Days pass, and your training progresses. You learn to block, to move with fluidity, to use your opponent’s strength against them. But what you notice the most is him. Daniel is more than a sensei; he’s someone who cares.

One afternoon, while training in the garden, you notice his shirt sticking to his back with sweat, his hair slightly tousled. You try to ignore how good he looks, but it’s hard.

"Are you okay?" he asks, noticing your distraction.

"Yeah… just tired," you reply quickly.

He smiles. That smile that disarms you more than any kick ever could.

"Take a break," he says, pointing to the small fountain where water flows softly.

You sit on the edge, watching him as he corrects another student’s stance. There’s something about the way he moves, with confidence and determination, that captivates you. And then, for a brief moment, his eyes meet yours.

Your heart beats faster.

One night, after an especially intense training session, you decide to stay a few more minutes to practice. You don’t realize he’s still there too, watching you from the dojo entrance.

"You’re still here," he says softly, walking toward you.

"I wanted to improve my technique," you admit.

"That’s what I like about you," he replies. "You don’t give up."

His words surprise you. You hadn’t realized how much his opinion mattered until now.

"You didn’t give up either," you say, looking at him intently. "You fought when no one believed in you."

He smiles, but there’s a hint of nostalgia in his eyes.

"Sometimes, fighting isn’t about winning… it’s about finding something worth defending."

The way he says it sends a shiver down your spine. Something shifts in the air between you two, something deeper than just respect between sensei and student.

"And what do you defend now?" you ask softly.

He doesn’t answer right away. He just steps closer, his gaze locking onto yours.

"The people who matter."

Your breath catches. You know there’s a line between you, one that shouldn’t be crossed. But when he lifts a hand and gently tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, you know you’re lost.

"Daniel…" you whisper.

"Tell me to stop," he responds, his voice barely a murmur.

You don’t.

When his lips brush against yours, the world fades away. There’s no dojo, no students, no past or future. Just the present, just him.

And for the first time in a long time, you let yourself fall.

[xx-s3lf-ship-xx]

Sorrow Makes New Friends pt 3 (Cole)

Almost there!!! One more or two more XP

Kai, sensei Wu and nya X0

But here is my 3rd favorite ninja!!! Le silly!!! :D

Hope u enjoy :3

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•★ Shadow Gem ★•

It's the next morning in the dojo, the ninjas already have breakfast then off to training, sorrow has gotten better after he meet only two people but expect for one

Cole, the strongest out of one but he doesn't wanna bother him so he will focus on his training

Sorrow was punching the dummy bag, which he got strong then Cole saw him punching the bag, he chuckled to himself and walked to him

Cole: hey man....if you don't know my name again...I'm Cole....

Sorrow stopped then looked at Cole, then got all shy and fidgeting his hands

Sorrow: oh...uhm...hey....I'm..uhm..sorrow....

Sorrow whispered, too shy to speak up,.Cole smiles softly and leans closer to him which he didn't catch that

Cole: I'm sorry...what was that?....

Cole barely a whisper to, sorrow fidgeting his hair and look down to the ground, he gulped shallow and hoping if he can speak a bit clearer

Sorrow: it's sorrow....

Said in a high pitched whispered, Cole nodded and patted his shoulder

Cole: whoa hey...no to be scared of me, dude...I may be the strongest one at all but....I'm nice..I'm promise..

He smiles softly to sorrow then sorrow nodded, still remaining quiet, Cole trying to lighten up the mood so sorrow can be comfortable around him since he's comfortable with Zane and Jay

Cole: well...I do have a big appetite for dessert, especially cake! Oh! That's reminded me...Hey Zane! Do you have time for making a chocolate cake after training! I'm craving for it! Man!

He smiles widely at Zane, sorrow couldn't help to chuckle a bit, a guy who is strong but has an appetite for dessert which sounds silly for sorrow

Cole heard him chuckles which he was happy

Cole: heheheh...yeah...I absolutely love cake! I do have a sweet tooth for sweets

Sorrow nodded and felt comfortable around him, showing him his soft side, he still laughing softly

Sorrow: hehehe,maybe I should tell you my favorite thing to eat...I do have an appetite for spicy food, huge fan

Cole put his hands on his hips, Cole and Sorrow were chatting about food and other stuff then they got interrupted by jay

Jay: uh guys! It's not food time! Is training time! We gotta impress Sensei Wu so we can finally get our golden weapons! I hope mine would be awesome!!!

High pitched shouted from the master of lighting, sorrow laughed softly instead of flinched or being nervous

Sorrow: right! And Cole...thanks for talking to me..and became my friend, I really appreciate it

He smiles softly to Cole, Cole nodded and finally got hisself a friend

Cole: hey, no problem man, happy to be your strongest friend

Cole and sorrow chuckles then jay look at them, very closely

Jay: uhh...is it just me or you guys look like twins? Because you two kinda act and look the same

Cole and sorrow look each other confused, then Cole look back at jay

Cole: what?...he's not my brother...well uh, related but we are not blood related man...

Sorrow: yeah...that's..very silly of you, jay...I give you that

He chuckled and Cole smiled at jay then went back to training, jay shrugged and went back to training

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Hope I capture Cole goofy personality traits uwu

[waitingandwishing]

(Cross posted on Wattpad and AO3)

~So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night~

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The rhythmic thud of fists meeting leather echoed in the dimly lit gym. Trixie stood in front of the heavy punching bag, her brow furrowed in fierce concentration. With every hit, the bag swayed, responding to the power she packed into her jabs and crosses. This time, her knuckles were taped properly.

The door to the studio opened to reveal Miguel, who smiled as Trixie wiped sweat from her forehead. “Hey, uh, did my brother let you in?” She asked, taking a break from beating the bag and opting for a sip of her water.

“Yeah.” He nodded, “Told me you were down here so I thought I’d just… Hangout with you?”

The blue haired girl looked at him before shrugging, “Alright, but I’m mostly just focused on karate right now.” She said and Miguel nodded, spotting the ballet shoes that were on the ground.

“Did you start ballet again?” He asked as Trixie threw a round-house kick to the punching bag.

“Yeah, I guess I just had a sudden urge to dance or something.” She said, jumping into a spin hook kick. Miguel watched in admiration and Trixie threw another jab to the punching bag.

“Do you usually take out your feelings on this poor thing?” Miguel asked, placing a hand on top of the punching bag, stopping Trixie from beating the object anymore then she already did.

Trixie ran a hand through her hair with a guilty smile, “Not all the time, I usually just spill it out during therapy like a normal person.” She shrugged, “That and Cobra Kai, of course.”

Miguel’s smile slightly faded at the mention of the infamous karate dojo. “About that… Would you ever quit Cobra Kai?” He asked her and Trixie bit the inside of her cheek with a look of disappointment.

“I’m not like that, I’m not violent or angry. Cobra Kai’s been the best thing that’s ever happened to me and quitting Cobra Kai would prove that I’m no better than everyone else there.” Trixie frowned, crossing her arms. “I’m not a quitter.”

“You don’t have to prove anything to anyone, especially Cobra Kai. You deserve a different dojo!” Miguel exclaimed, “Me and Sensei are starting a new dojo, Eagle Fang Karate. You should join.”

Trixie hesitated before, pushing Miguel’s arm off of the punching bag. “I dunno, Miguel. I’ll… I’m gonna stay with Cobra Kai, but I’ll let you know if I change my mind.” She said quietly, sending a harsh right hook to the punching bag. Miguel swallowed, pursing his lips in disdain,

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Hawk, Kyler and Tory as well as two others stood in the woods, drinking beer as they spoke. "Ok, we've got one shot at this. Quick, in and out, we'll be good." Hawk told them. "Know what you gotta do?" He asked Kyler.

 "Hell yeah. Let's go." The boy replied. Trixie rolled her eyes, she couldn’t believe she was doing this. To be honest, she didn’t really care as long as they weren’t caught but she felt as if she knew Tory knew that she didn’t like doing shit like this.

 "All right, sweet." Hawk said. Robby was walking up to the group of five. 

"Someone took their sweet ass time." Tory said when she saw Robby. The boy spared a glance to Trixie, who gave him a small smile. He smiled back as best as he could.

"You invited him?" Hawk asked with narrowed eyes. 

Tory looked at Hawk, unfazed. "I did. Why? You got a problem with that?" 

Kyler reached over and grabbed another can of beer. "Here you go, Keene." He held it to him. 

"I'm good." Robby said with a shake of his head. 

Hawk huffed a small laugh. "What, you can't handle a sip of beer like Trixie?" He asked, making the others around them laugh. Trixie rolled her eyes.

"No, I just don't need to drink to pretend to be cool." Robby said without missing a beat, “And I’m pretty sure you know that Trixie’s not lightweight.”

Hawk took a step towards Robby. "Yeah, that's funny." His voice was low and threatening. 

"All right. Let's get going." Tory said before anything could happen. Tory held the cut part of the gate open as the others slipped through. She looked back at Robby who was lagging behind. He looked skeptical. "Don't worry. It's not going to violate your probation. You got outta juvie, not Sing Sing." She said walking over. 

Robby smiled. "You resorting towards peer pressure?" He asked in a teasing tone. She shrugged.

 "Yeah, it's kinda my thing." Tory then turned and went through the gate.

Robby turned to Trixie, “I like the hair.” He said awkwardly. Trixie turned to Robby with a blank stare before breaking into a small smile.

“Thanks. I’m glad you got rid of the long hair, although now I suppose I’ll have to stop calling you Willy Wonka?” Trixie asked and Robby shook his head with a chuckle.

“I dunno, it depends.” He said and the two of them followed the rest. Trixie could hear children laughing as the Zoo sign came into view.

"The zoo? Why do we have to sneak in?" Robby asked with some confusion in his voice. 

"You'll see." Tory said simply. 

Hawk nods his head off to the side. "C’mon, this way." He said as he started to lead the group. Hawk and the group walked into one of the buildings. A man speaking over the intercom.

Trixie rolled her eyes, “I don’t understand why we’re breaking in while you guys are drunk.” She scoffed.

“Oh, please, like you could talk, light weight.” A boy snorted.

“I’m pretty sure I could beat you in a drinking game, asshole.” Trixie huffed under her breath.

 "Right, there's two cameras over there. The guard goes on break once every hour. We have less than five minutes." Hawk told them in a hushed voice that was just loud enough for everyone to hear. 

"Okay." Kyler said with a nod. 

Robby looked over at Tory. "Five minutes to do what?" He asked curiously.

 "We're getting a little gift for Sensei." She smiled at him. They were walking down a hall of reptiles, stopping in front if the Chinese Cobra. 

Trixie watched as it coiled around the faux branch and how it stuck out its tongue, as if saying ‘You guys can’t get me!’. They walked through a door labeled staff only and two boys waiting outside as a guard. 

Hawk unzipped his bag and pulled out a burlap sack, he looked over at Kyler. "You got the snake pool?" He asked. 

Kyler looked around before sighing. "Oh, shit! Snake pole, right." 

"I orchestrated this entire plan and you didn't bring the one thing you were in charge of?" Hawk looked at him in disbelief. 

"I forgot, ok? I've got a lot on my mind right now. If I don't pass trig this semester, my dad's gonna shit in my mouth." He said firmly. Hawk gave him an odd look as Trixie snorted.

 "Just reach in and grab the snake!" Tory said in a low hiss of a voice. 

"Are you insane? I'm not sticking my hand in there!" He said. 

Suddenly a man's voice called from down the hall. "Hey! Who's in there?" 

"Shit!" Hawk cursed, looking at the group. 

"We gotta go, let's go." Kyler said, pushing past Robby and Tory. Hawk followed behind him then Tory. Robby and Trixie stayed in the hall, looking down the hall.

As they all filed outside, Hawk yelled as he hit his arm, "What the hell, dumbass?!"

"Dude! At least I brought beer." Kyler said in a bored tone. 

"We failed the mission cause of you!" Hawk said angrily. The group was unaware that Robby and Trixie were finally joining them. 

"Who said we failed?" Robby asked, holding up the bag which not admitted a hissing sound. Trixie grinned.

"No way!" Tory said in shock, a smile on her face. "You got it? Unreal." 

Robby looked over at her with a smile and opened the bag, showing off the snake. “Give it up for Trixie who distracted the guard.” He turned to Trixie, who gave a smile.

Everyone cheered for him except for Hawk, who seemed to still hold a grudge against Robby. Honestly, Trixie understood. She was so angry at Robby, so angry at him for doing what he did to Miguel. But unlike a Cobra Kai, she talked to her therapist about it.

At Cobra Kai, Robby put the snake into the cage, holding it by the head. "Well done. I'm impressed. You showed fearlessness and leadership. And those are the qualities you neee to be a champion." Kreese said as he walked down the line before stopping in front of Robby putting his hand on his shoulder. 

"Good job. You're what cobra kai has been looking for. Do you see what you can accomplish when you work together? Alliances are important. For us and our enemy, because you better believe that they are making alliances too." He said as he stopped in front of Tory. Robby looked over at her. 

"What alliances?" She asked the older man. 

"Oh, you didn't hear? Uh, Diaz and that Larusso girl, yeah, they're working together. Yeah man they helped save the All Valley. They gave quite a speech. They make a pretty good team."

Tory and Robby shared a look. A mix of shock, hurt, and slight anger. Tory turned to look at Trixie, who was nervously biting the inside of her cheek. Tory mouthed ‘Are you okay?’ to her and Trixie nodded with a tight smile.

‘You should trust Miguel and you and Sam aren’t on bad terms anymore… You can’t be jealous of their relationship when Miguel’s trying to make amends with you. Just try to trust them…’

 "Well, it's getting pretty late. Dismissed." Kreese said.

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“IIIIII DONT WANT ALOT FOoOR CHRISTMaAs!” Camille sang loudly with Dory in her arms as Patrick pulled out a tray of cookies.

Trixie chuckled as she took a cookie from one of the older batches Patrick made previously before stashing a few of them in a bag for Miguel and a few of her other friends. “Thanks for making these for me, Trick.” She said and Patrick nodded.

“As long as it gets me points for friends, I’m good. Can’t have any of them hating me, can I?” Trick grinned and Trixie rolled her eyes.

“MOoOORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOWW! mAKE MY WISH COME TRuUUuUeeEe!!!” Camille screeched the lyrics as Dory meowed in sync.. “ALLLL IiIIi WANT FOR CHRISTMASSS… IiIiSSsS YOUUUUUU!”

“Woooh!” Trixie cheered from her spot at the table, clapping loudly as the cheery Mariah Carey music played through the apartment.

Usually, they’d have Christmas karaoke on Christmas night. Usually it was Camille singing and Trixie playing the background vocals while Trick just clapped along. Although on special occasions he’d be able to sing a few Mariah Carey songs as well.

Trixie smiled fondly at Camille, who belted out the lyrics to ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ as passionately as she could. The blue haired girl snickered at Dory, who looked miserable in Camille’s arms, before reaching for a cookie.

“Hey! Those are for Santa.” Trick slapped her hand away before she could take more. Trixie rolled her eyes and Camille shot her head up with a gasp.

“TRIXIEEEEE!!” She yelled, “Santa’s not gonna give me presents if he doesn’t have the exact amount of cookies! ThErE hÆs To bE sIxTeEn ExÆcTtTtT!” She whined and Trixie turned to Trick for help.

Trick placed a cookie on the plate, “Go before she murders you.” He whispered to Trixie, who nodded and slipped out of the door as Trick distracted her little sister.

“Oh! Hey, Trixie.” Miguel waved and Trixie waved back. “Did your brother make those?”

“Hm? Oh, yes! They’re… Actually for you. I figured that I’d be on the nice list for Christmas this year.” Trixie handed him a bag full of cookies, chocolate ice cream, and a bunch of other stuff. “Happy early Christmas.”

“I honestly think that you’re on the nice list all the time.” He said with a raised eyebrow and a smile before taking out a box from his pocket, “It’s funny because I actually was going to give you a gift too.”

Trixie felt butterflies in her stomach and her smile widened. “Thank you.” She took the box from his hand and opened it to reveal a silver necklace

It was similar to the silver one she used to wear, but had her birthstone as the pendant. A sapphire… Trixie’s heart soared as high as it could and her brain melted at the sight of the necklace. She looked up to see Miguel nervously standing in front of her.

‘You're a horrible person for being so naive into thinking that he’d leave you heartbroken again. Why would you ever think that? How could you be jealous when their relationship ended so long ago?’

“I-I know what you’re thinking, and no, I’m-I’m not trying to buy your favor back. This was going to be a present for your birthday but… Um, I sort of missed it when I was in that coma.” Miguel said as he rubbed the back of his neck, “A-anyways, do you… Like it?”

Trixie looked at Miguel with a grin, “It’s beautiful… Thank you.” She said softly, “How much did this cost exactly?”

“Oh! Uh, just…  250 dollars…” Miguel muttered and Trixie widened her eyes.

“250 DOLLARS?!” Trixie exclaimed with wide eyes, “Oh my god, I basically robbed you!” She said, burying her face in her hands as Miguel laughed.

“No, wait, wait! It’s your gift, you deserve the best!” Miguel smiled. Trixie groaned, looking back at him.

“I feel bad, I mean most of the stuff I got you I wasn’t sure you’d like and this is…” Trixie took a deep breath, meeting his gaze with a small smile. “It’s pretty… Thank you.”

Miguel’s breath hitched. She didn’t have to look at him like that, if she kept it up he was sure he’d explode on the spot. He cleared his throat, “Yeah, it’s, uh, no problem. Thanks for the present by the way.”

Trixie nodded, the silence around them awkward. “Yeah, don’t mention it.” She said, “If you do, Sam might just get jealous that she didn’t get Patrick’s cookies before you.”

Miguel chuckled and started to head back inside before calling out to her, “You’re going to Sam’s party, right?” He asked and Trixie gave him a thumbs up.

“I’ll see you there, Diaz!” She called from inside the house. Miguel watched her go inside with a pounding heart and a warm face before heading inside as well.

[snakegorl212006]

Chapter 2 pt 1

A new day arises and a new lesson for Lloyd begins. Like always I can mostly just watch and learn from what I've seen. Lloyd is making his third attempt at making the light bulb glow but it fails leaving him frustrated with the results blaming the ninja for pressuring him. I sighed, getting my own broom and helped clean the mess seeing Lloyd is using his broom to beat the crap out of a punching bag and even broke the broom. I used this time to think. What if I had elemental powers like Lloyd or maybe my own cool ability besides invisibly. I know it's silly though but maybe I can just dream of it. "Oh Angela, want to come with me to darkly." Lloyd asked "umm sure why asked" I questioned "i was invited back for a ceremony and I want to show them who's helped me through my change" he explained "sure. But i don't have anything good to wear for such occasions" I said, then Wu came up and handed me a box "well you'll never know what would turn up " he said. I opened the box to see a purple ninja suit. I smiled as stars formed in my eyes "Seriously!" I asked and he just nodded "okokokok. I'll be right back" I said as I zoomed to the closest changing room. I changed into my purple ninja suit which looked almost identical to Lloyd's if it wasn't for the ninjago symbol for serpent in the back. And I had only one sleeve. I stood in the mirror to admire the design. It was also long enough to cover most of my tail. I do have a purple hood which was nice and a scarf to cover my mouth. While I was there I took off what remains of my shed skin from last time and my rosettes were more reflective than last time and my purple scales grew darker. After checking myself out I exit to let them see my new look. "Wow you look so cool" Lloyd said as he came up to me "i didn't know you had a pattern and i forgot your hair was short" Lloyd spoke "you look like a proper ninja" cole said as everyone agrees. This painted a smile on my face. Although we could stay for days discussing my new look we had to go. Me ,Cole, Zane, Jay, Kai, and Lloyd rode on the dragon to darkly but it was a bumpy ride as Lloyd was riding the dragon but hey we got here in one piece. But when we entered I was left with an unsettling feeling "Lloyd" a voice spoke "uh brad" Lloyd questioned "you came!so good to see you!" Brad said as he gave Lloyd a hug "it is ? You put fire ants in my bed" Lloyd said which made me wide eyed for a second then I forgot it was Darkly’s school for bad boys. "And you must be the ninja" Brad said "guys meet Brad Tudabone" Lloyd introduced "such a huge fan " Brad replied. He offered to lead us to the principal's office and the more we go in the school the more suspicious it becomes. Especially when I don't see a single teacher here "Principal noble. Lloyd the ninja are here for the ceremony" Brad exclaimed where the principal replied for us to wait. Brad ends up leaving us. We were permitted to enter but instead of the ninja it was some kid named Gene then before anything else could happen I was hit in the end by a sack knocking me out. I wake up tied up to a chair in a separate room. There's nobody around, not even the ninja. Luckily I was part snake so I could slither out. Now I need to get out. Luckily the door had glass so I broke it. Only to be grabbed and tossed out by… Jay? "We found the girl now to destroy the ninja" evil zane said as evil cole grabbed a hold of me "LET HER GO" i heard kai yelled. I was dropped on the spot so they could battle the ninja. I slithered off to the principal's office to see everyone sewing "need some help" I asked. With my assistance it made the sewing process easier so we can aid the real ninja. We head towards the battle and disrupt the evil ninja enough to land a hit. I sighed but we got ourselves a real celebration and cake.

[loqist]

yoooo shoutout to cobra kai for reminding me that LISA exists, about the other blond bitch-man that has me by the absolute balls. I don't even know why.

I should be writing a 7pg paper due today but I'm sleep deprived and need to get my headcannons out about a hypothetical Buddy and Buzzo friendship/mentorship scenario I've been daydreaming forever. Free inspirations and plot bunnies if you want them, LISA nation:

Buzzo and Buddy would truly get along somewhat well if he'd stop beating her up vicariously; they share mental illness on the same wavelength (violence solves problems #yolo #fuckyouall #nothinglefttolose). However Buddy would obviously have a problem with him being 'the reason her entire life.' They would get over that in time though because Buddy frankly has nowhere to go, and she really wants to know the stories kept hidden from her, about the men who spawned her, and what the hell happened in Olathe that fucked everything up forever so bad. She went nuts for power because she'd given up on ever getting a satisfactory answer, and Buzzo is the only remaining man who could give it to her, so she'd be interested almost inexorably. I think buddy could forgive him for being the major catalyst of everything too because she's also a catalyst in so many ways. Even her twisted mind could comprehend tragic similarity. She'd just also give him hell for it and Buzzo would accept that vitriol because 1. that's familiar and 2. he's cool being the villain, unlike Brad, so Buddy could actually get it all out for once. Therapy-by-punching-bag who you're stuck with at the end of the world.

Surprisingly, Buzzo would be a reasonably alright father figure to Buddy (when he isn't as high as mt. everest). He'd go around showing her the world and how to navigate it rather than sheltering her since he's got more cred (being everyone's dealer) and raw strength (explodes you) than Bradley. Buddy would be like "hell yeah stronger, chiller dad," on one immediate level, as callous as we know that is (having all the context she doesn't). She'd start to get pissed at buzz's problems too soon enough of course. I think Buzzo would be open to training her especially after she cracks and pops off in Joyful. He's too manic not to indulge that chaos. He's iffy on giving her too much joy though. Man has standards and the stuff wasn't intended for her. He's not going to grab it out of her mouth or anything of course, because he knows he's setting a shit example being wired on it literally all the time and being fine (thanks to Yado science).

Buzzo's got that Lisa conditioning so he wouldn't treat Buddy "well," (like in the game) but he also wouldn't tolerate knowingly putting her in actual danger (like at the end of Joyful) or anybody being predatory to her once he allows himself to engage with her personally as a human being. IMO he only fucked off and let all the events of Joyful happen through inaction because he was on an extended mental breakdown from dragging Bradley Burrito in tow and getting "everything he wanted," so letting Buddy die or get enslaved was one of the final things he figured would push him to finally commit to killing himself or something. He decided to not be that bitchful after a while thankfully and Buddy also gets to hold all that #trauma over his head. Just like old times.

If she attached herself to him longterm, he'd go full attack dog again after a while and get severely mentally unbalanced similar to Brad, for example he 100% trips to see her as Lisa in the comfort of the Joylab complex, and Buddy gets pissed because she KNOWS this same blurry identity shit is happening again. Buzzo wouldn't micromanage her nearly as much however because he learned why not to firsthand with Lisa; he tried to be too involved oftentimes and she'd yell at him. Buzzo understands battered women at least a tiny bit in his peanut brain with swiss cheese holes from the joy abuse

He hangs out in the Joylab complex like 80% of the time and Buddy is wowed by how she can just like. Stay there with no issues since it's secret and has locks. And also seeing high-tech interiors and tile and shit freaks her out

Buzzo is actually extremely lazy and depressed, we just get to see him onscreen at his manic heights in the first game. For the entire timeline he was just chillin, drinking, and doping in the Lab with Yado, insufferable as the old coot was. Buzzo goes out with the Joybois for their dealing rounds, collects his mags, barters for some goods, and leaves his subordinates to their own devices for the rest of the time. They have learned not to question this.

The Joybois are actually very chill as far as gangs go. They don't beef with other clans on purpose and try to keep tensions low to avoid Buzzo having surgeon moments. Another reason they're pretty passive is because half of 'em survive off Buzzo's easy mags, being armless and all, and they can't go anywhere else now. So they're sorta resigned, that's the mood of his camp. This's why they also leave Buddy alone, they know a little action is not worth whatever Buzzo would do, and they know firsthand he has the money and means to do it. All it takes is an announcement that, "I'll be trusting Buddy to inform me how gentlemanly you all were to her. Be on her good side. And if she disappears—we are all going someplace special, where none of you will die for at least two years."

They don't accept new members often because Buzzo doesn't need them. Everybody would wanna be part of the Joy hookup. He also hazes the shit outta newbies bc obviously he revels in being extremely intimidating. When Tooley joined, Buzzo got a little tweaked because Tooley's taller than he is but the boy is a total pushover so he discovered he loves scaring the shit out of him. Tooley was paranoid that the Bois would like, beat him into a fine wine if they learnt he was gay but in reality they wouldn't have given a shit because only Buzzo is allowed to maim and murder his subordinates. They know to sit around and say/do whatever Buzzo wants. That's usually sharing songs and dances around a fire as everyone gets blasted with Joy and moonshine every evening. The other big loss for the Joybois is to mutations. Buzzo puts them out of their misery most times. The rest know not to get close to them and let the creatures wallow in their psychic issues for a while before death, to as Buzzo puts it, "lay the matter away."

Buzzo, Yado et. all had lots of opportunity (and grant money) to stockpile stuff away so there's a ton of odds and ends in the bowels of the Labs stored in huge warehouse rooms. Enough resources to comfortably live on for multiple lifetimes. There's also a power generator so they can have moderate electricity—something which also freaks Buddy out. She's flabbergasted. Buzzo demonstrates to her what he can but honestly he doesn't know much about electrical shit either so he's out of his depth to teach her anything deeper about the subject. "There're things called "electrons" n' they go down these tubes, um, like people in a hallway, and there can be more or less of 'em...that's all I care to remember. It's pretty cool though... Things used to be powered like this everywhere." *buddy thinks about the suburban levittown houses and imagines the utopia png image and warlords falling off buildings into huge fans*

Buzzo stowed a bunch of instruments and songs on file because he likes music. He used to sing in the choir as a boy, in church and in school, and he still likes to obviously. He recites new music to the Joybois every few months to sing 'round the fire so he brushes up on something from the back catalogue every so often. Buddy shits herself when she hears electric guitar in person first time. She thinks it's a monster underground.

This electrical grid is also what W2D hooked into under Buzzo's nose to run the disco lights and soundboard. He doesn't know why it works he's just Dancin'

The Lab has surveillance equipment they power up occasionally. One function was to spy on Brad and Buddy but it also helps Buzzo know what's going on throughout the Wasteland, defend his territory, and avoid Rando's army (he simply would rather not involve himself with him, it's awkward and could potentially mess up Buzzo's sweet deal of isolation he's got going on).

Buzz doesn't like Rando, thinks he's a pussy, but respects his unlikely success since the Flash. He generally still has some unresolved jealousy and resentment going on with him for both the 'Lisa replacement' thing and for somehow staying resilient and optimistic in a way Bernard could never be after a traumatic life incident happened to him. Buzzo's got the "why can't that be me" envy going on and it's like a double reason to hate himself because he fucked with this guy and he's a better person than Bernard is. But he doesn't think too hard about it, just stays kinda awkward and distant. Buzzo is dismissive and brushes him off as some do-gooder in his genes, graced with a good temperament.

Buzzo would teach Buddy how to drive a car if given the opportunity. It would be chaotic and he'd be laughing crying and throwing up literally with a huge smile on his face as she tries to kill both of them. Probably runs over Harvey

He'd pawn her off to Tooley to look after by default. She bullies the shit out of that stringbean ( https://youtu.be/JqEGihwxvq8?feature=shared )

Buzzo teaches her how to curse good, not just copy what she's heard since leaving the Brad hut. Buddy takes to it prodigiously.

In general I think it would be wholesome if both of them could like be in proximity of another human being again with each other in a chill, semi-normal way. Buzzo would NOT be giving her piggyback rides he is not that guy but Buzzo and Buddy can sorta forge a peer or mentorship more equal relationship than either can with anybody else. Insane 50/60yo and insane 15yo who's going to grow up just as fucked up should like smoke together and talk about life, you know? Buzzo has that manchild inside him too so they can be goofy and cruel together when they're in a camaraderie mood. Like two teenage boys but one boy is a feral girl the other orchestrated to exist. So they're just connected off the bat.

Buzzo teaches her religion. He likes to reference biblical stuff in a theatrical way so idk they sing Jesus Christ Superstar together and Buzzo thinks it's the most charming thing to introduce to her for the first time totally fresh. He tells her about different famous passages like the story of Samson, and "thou shalt not kill," and they piss on it, convincing each other why the bible is stupid. This makes inner child Berny very happy and vindicated because he saw what happened with the Armstrong household and it's like having that perceptive, cynical side of Lisa back to chat with.

Alright so my concept preceding all these thoughts was that at the end of Joyful, Buddy could realize that Buzzo is about to die and take his whole past to the grave with him, literally dooming her to never healing her oogles of trauma and never having closure, and also that Yado's body would probably have more than a single cure pill if she looked. She'd violently force Buzzo to take it (both of them very delusional at this point) and go repelling down the cliff, searching over Yado and obtaining a second cure for herself just in time. Coming back up, Bernard is still bleeding out, likely insisting that he should die here like he deserves many times over and still sniveling about wanting to've gone with Lisa. Buddy would seize one of his swords, heat it at a hastily-built fire (or laboriously drag him back to the last camp point), and cauterize his amputation. Since they both just took the cure preventing any mutation, Buddy can pop another Joy to get the job done and load him up on some too for pain relief and to toughen his body, pull him through healing such a wound. He barely makes it, against his own determination to wither and die. Now that Buddy is practically ordering him to go on living, Buzzo kinda just 🤷 soldiers on, staying pretty checked out and simply mildly interested in following Buddy around and seeing his stupid, convoluted, maniacal scheme through to its end. The absurdity of the whole circumstance really starts to hit him once he experiences Buddy's naiveté and comes to genuinely like her, so he starts to open up. Buzzo can't go back to his Joybois in this state because he knows someone would surely assassinate him for having taken their arm, his weakness in turn provoking their insecurity. He always ruled them by fear and dominance, so that's over with. Him and Buddy would go traveling for the end of the Olathe area disaster zone, searching for civilization, both of their buisiness being completely done here.

Against all odds and after tomfoolery they'd reach some safe haven sanctuary city and Buddy reintegrating with semi-normal society and doing things like going to school starting in second grade is a funny post on its own for another time. Endstage Buzzo girldad phase is when the equivalent of CPS takes her away, rightfully so

[blashdafish]

Can you please list ur fav ninjago characters pooks 😘

Yea :D I'll give mini rambles under the cut

Cole, Kai, Pixal and Zane

I'm only at s11 please don't spoil <3

Cole: My current fav, and not JUST because of the big as hammer. He's such a fun character to me, especially after the changes in s8 where he stopped just being earth Kai, and he has SO much potential that I really hope the writers get into in future seasons. Also I love his design in s8-10. (Starting liking him during Possession, will forever draw him with the ghost-scar thing <3) (So happy that you can see it when he does the lava arms thing. Speaking of. I LOVE THE LAVA ARMS THING IT LOOKS SO COOL)

Kai: He just has so much going on, since the beginning of the show, and I LOVE that. His relationship with Lloyd is so interesting to me, I loved how much they explored his conflicting feelings regarding him in the early seasons. He also has a great design and a LOVELY voice actor, he's a great character to explore some of the more complex themes shown in the show through. He's also pretty funny to me.

Pixal: I think what mostly drew me to Pixal was the robot appeal which I always fall for, but as the show went on I started really loving her character. I didn't like all the massive gaps in the show where she barely appeared, but they somewhat make up for it by making her ABSOLUTELY AMAZING as samurai X. She single-handedly beat up that dead-realm tentancle monster that the ninja couldn't beat together and I love her for that. Also Pixane is extremely cute.

Zane: The robot appeal once again. I love robot characters. It's probably the tism doing that. Zane is obviously one of the show's favourites (or fav punching bag, at least) so there's no shortage of fun things with him. I honestly think Pixal ended up surpassing him fav-ness recently, probably because she's the only character that has never been kind of annoying to me, but I still adore Zane. One day I'll learn to draw his stupid hair.

Special mention is Nya, who I love just as much as the others up here but forgot to add </3 This is getting a bit long anyway

[dubious-illness]

been thinking abt this a lot so i'll dump it here. very self-indulgent n quite long.

I've been getting dumber, head feeling dizzy from morning to night. bruises keep appearing all over my arms and legs from the amount of times i keep on stumbling against furniture. Luckily my roomate is nice enough to look out for me, they're a little weird but still pay so much attention to me. Giving me water, helping me with the cooking, they even cover shifts for me! always having me at the top of my head, especially when i've been so drowsy lately. One day however i wake up tied to the dinner room's chair, confused about the situation i ask my roomie what's wrong, and why i've been so los in thought and so, so numb. They confess to me between laughs and chuckles that they've been spiking everything, my food, my drinks. Even some pills they'd offer me were actually to continue numbing my brain and body. "I had to, you're too stupid to be on your own. To do anything. Don't complain about me doing you a huge favour." I'm too dizzy to panic, looking at them as they hold on to the back of my hair, focing me to look up at them. I've forgotten how violent my roomie would get with me anytime i messed their food or stumbled against something, treating me like a useless canine. My breathing picks up slowly as their hand slides down from my chest, to my gut and then under my pants and undies, the digits warm against my clit. "I'll take care of you from now on.. i have to, it's my responsability. Don't think about moving and stay fucking quiet, alright?" It's not like i can scream, the corners blurring and their voice blending with the nothingness inside my head. My brain feels like mush, nice and helpless. But my body pleads and my ragged voice creates sounds so pitifull that it steals a few sadistic laughs from my roomate. "Good. Nice, still and wet like i've always thought. What a great doll i've caught." Their fingers finally slide in and pump, my state almost limp if it wasn't for the ocational move of my thighs. The bottom of my stomach fills with fear and need, the minutes passing by as if nothing matters while the slick sound of my cunt squelching around their fingers filled the dinning room. "Can't wait to move you to my bedroom, it was about time i had a new stress-free doll. Just don't scream when i start adding some pretty little bruises around your torso, 'kay? Your new job will be being my dick-sucking punching bag." It comes off as pridefull, as if there had never been any remorse in anything they did. I come loose all over their palm, my pelvis reaching forward as i twitched. "You're gonna be so much fun, roomie."

[akihabara-division03]

ARB Birthday Special: Makina Setsukura

~ September 1st ~

“Lost is a lovely place to find yourself.”

Login Lines

“Hah… the day hasn’t even started and I’m already tired of adulting… can I go back to being a teenager…? No… can I go back to those days before everything happened?”

“Hmmmm guess not, who am I kidding… well happy birthday to me and anyone else who’s celebrating today…”

Voice Lines

“Hello? We live? Hmmmmm ok ok, good to see everyone again— especially now that my birthday’s rolled around again. I know, I know, we’re at that point already. Time, slow down, already, I don’t wanna get older. Hm? ‘Keep it up and you’ll be an old hag soon’? I’m getting my mods in here and I’m banning you for five minutes, you take that back.”

“We’re gonna aim for a 24 hour stream. I’m running on thirty minutes of sleep, but I’ll be streaming all day today— Ah… but I think Anika did say she wanted to at least meet up with the tomato head for dinner, so I’ll be gone for a bit… but I guess you’re stuck with me all day, chat. Ah… I saw all the fanart earlier this morning and I’m seeing lots of “happy birthday’s” in chat… that’s nice of you guys… WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE DONOS AND SUBS BUT QUIT SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON ME!!!!!! … WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?!?! YOU’RE TAKING IT TOO FAR, TOO FAR, I SAID!!!!!!!!”

“Oi… it’s too early for your bullshit… so what’d you want? Oh, you remembered it. Hah? My birthday is easy to remember? Oh, right, we have the same birthday… Hey, Anika, maybe today’s not the day to— U-Uh huh…”

“Kay? So what is this? They’re two cute bunny figures to me? Cable holders? … I’m starting to notice you only gift me things you just want me to have so I can be out of your way… Tch. Shrewd old hag. Hey, Anika? … No, it’s nothing. I said it’s nothing.”

“Oh, Shian. You’re here. Why do you sound like you’re threatening me… Ew, never say shit like that again.”

“What the— how in the hell did you lug that thing in here, it’s as tall as I am?! What even is this? A gaming chair? And it’s Kuromi and My Melody-themed? I mean it’s cute and all, but I have a chair already? Ehhhh… I don’t wanna hear that from Ms. “Old Hag with a shrimp back because of her cow udders”… OW! You punched me?! This is child abuse, dammit!!! Then assault! Didn’t you say that shit’s illegal?! Tch. Fucking corrupt bail lady… Argh I said nothing!”

Anika Lines

“Morning, Makina~ What do you mean, ‘how’d I remember?’ Your birthday specifically is kinda hard to forget. But! That’s a problem for future-us! For now, this day is dedicated to you and you alone~”

“Hehe! That’s what they look like but they’re cable holders! That way, you’re not just leaving your cords and cables all over the place and no one has to keel tripping over them! Ohhhhhh? I have no clue what you mean~ I can still lip-read, dipshit. What the hell, then don’t act like you’re gonna say something to me if you’re gonna take it back…”

Shian Lines

“Damn, well ‘happy birthday’ to you… Excited to see me, I see. Look, this is the one day I can’t tell you off, so enjoy your special day while it lasts. It’s not a threat, I do mean it. You’ve always been so miserable, so just enjoy this one day, kiddo. Shut up and just open your present.”

“I have my ways, now just look. Your bean bag chair doesn’t count, you can’t keel using that to stream. You’ll have the back of an old lady before you turn twenty at this rate. … “What’re you talking about? You’re technically an adult now. Sure, just try. We both know I’ll get away with it, anyway. Hah? You tryna tell me something?”

[lenna-z]

Hi! I started working in a cafe two weeks ago for the summer, my days are pretty busy... I can't predict how often updates will be after that... I really want to finish a multi-chapter fic though, so I'll push it!

I hope you will like it! I would love to know what you think 💜

Chap.1 | Chap.2

What Happened There?

Chap. 3: Family

Gordon didn't even question how he found the hospital.

The man's daughter was the best at her job right now. Given the things his sister did, and the fact that her mentor was her father... No, he wouldn't question it.

But really, how did he know she is in this hospital?

Of course, this question was asked of him when he arrived.

He said he had sources.

And he told Scott not to feel sorry for not contacting him.

And he apologized. For not coming sooner. Because he wasn't sure if it was because of him.

As in their childhood, his enemies were still a threat to them. But especially Kayo. That's why she had come to the Island.

And that's why he had left them after their father's accident.

At that time, only they knew what Kayo had been through. She acted fine at first, but it was definitely not working.

Finally, Virgil and himself found her destroying the punching bag.

Kyrano was a good man at heart, but he didn't think he could forgive him for that.

They were still in the same place waiting for a doctor, a nurse, or anyone else to show up.

Frankly, Gordon had forgotten how long they had been here.

Still, if no one was coming out, his sister was still alive.

And she will be fine.

Maybe he should get some air. And coffee.

He started walking towards the elevator, muttering something about getting air and coffee.

One of the guards, who had been shadowing them everywhere, started to follow him.

They were here to protect them, he knew that. And it was Kayo's job to protect them, and she took her job very seriously. Even if she wasn't here, she had found a way to protect them...

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Getting some air and coffee sounded great, but the urge to go with Gordon was instantly blown away.

He should have been here, he should have learned that she was fine, should have stayed with her.

He had convinced himself that she would be fine but... the rhythmic sound that had made Virgil begging to Kay for open her eyes had stopped...

They had taken her to a room on a stretcher, and Virgil didn't know how long he had just stood there, but someone had finally put him on the elevator.

The man's lips were moving, and even though the only sound he heard was a steady beep, he should be able to lip-read, yet he couldn't do more than just stare.

The beep sound...

"Is- is she d-dead?"

Although he tried to listen to the man, he couldn't hear him and couldn't understand him, what if he had already told him she was dead...

What if she's already dead?

He tried to understand what the other man was saying as the voice slowly drifted away from his head.

"...took a few minutes to get her back, Mr. Tracy. They will inform you if anything happens during the surgery."

And the man had left him in the waiting room. Now to where the whole family is.

He had already left here because of unnecessary bandages, He would not leave again.

So he glanced at Gordon, who was walking towards the elevator with his Shadow behind him.

'Shadow' reminded him of Kayo.

Six bodyguards and one person looked like the head of that team.

They followed them from a safe distance wherever they went, truly like a shadow.

Virgil would continue to call them shadows.

He had seen the person he thought was the head of the team before. He had seen Kayo talking to her at events. Also, she could be Kayo's friend.

Still, there was no change of emotion on her face. And she never spoke, except for essential things.

And no one had said anything, especially since Kyrano had arrived.

Kyrano himself was a complete mystery anyway, but no one could blame him for being here in a situation like this.

When Kyrano was asked questions, he had been able to look him in the eyes and see nothing but an angry father, without attracting his attention.

From that moment on, he couldn't look at him, even if he wanted to.

Seeing her father's shattered eyes, before he could forgive himself, only increased his anger at himself.

Kayo was attached to her father. No matter how upset she was , when he left the island, she had sought him all over the world.

And a part of him was offended by Kyrano, but- now wasn't the time for that.

Every time he closed his eyes, he saw her that way.

They couldn't lose her too.

They couldn't lose anyone.

But her heart had stopped.

When he looked around, Scott's migraine had clearly not gotten better, he was leaning forward in the chair while holding his head with one hand., Alan was curled up around John's waist, who clearly hadn't slept in a long time, Grandma... was she crying silently?

She was sitting in a distant hospital chair with her back to them.

It was obvious she was trying not to show it, but when she paid attention, it was obvious that she was trembling.

He slowly walked towards her. "Grandma?"

She sniffed quickly, he didn't miss the fact that she was wiping her eyes with her hands.

"I'm fine, honey. Just-"

"We are here, Grandma. You don't need to take them all." He sat next to her and put his hand on her shoulder.

"Look who's telling me. Virgil, you were there with her, you brought her here, and we can't imagine what you've been through, but you can tell us."

He continued to listen as he had nothing to say.

"Scott doesn't say anything because he always thinks it's the one who should take responsibility." She took a breath and continued. "John blames herself because he sent her there. Gordon isn't in his usual fun and Alan is thinking- ...the worst."

He wanted to tell her that she would be fine.

But he didn't know that. What if they lose her..?

"What if she can't..." He swallowed. He couldn't think of that while she was still fighting there.

She was fighting. Her heart had stopped, but she had chosen to fight again.

"Virgil. I can't tell you what you want to hear, honey." She swallowed as she wiped her tears. "But she's a fighter, you know that."

He grinned when he heard what he had just thought. "Yes, she is."

"Can you... tell me what her wounds are?"

He nodded as if he had received an order.

"One in the part of the liver, the other in the abdomen. I'm afraid it hit the abdominal aorta... I don't think it was completely damaged because then... "

She would probably already be dead.

He wouldn't have said this if grandma didn't have a medical background, but he needed someone to understand him.

And the grandma looked at him with eyes that understood.

"I'm sure you did the right thing there, dear. And you're probably right, so, you got to her on time. Scott is right, we wouldn't be here if you were late."

If he hadn't heard Gordon's pointless shout at that moment, he would have given Grandma a big hug of thanks.

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"...So Kayo was always like that, Carl. In the family, her name means security. She often put herself in danger to protect us."

Carl Howard. He was the one Kayo had assigned to protect himself.

He said that every single bodyguard below was assigned to protect a brother and grandma. And the head of them all, Amethyst Powell.

He had learned everyone's name, but she was the most remarkable person.

During their few minutes of conversation with Carl, he had the impression that Mrs. Powell was someone like Kayo.

Although Carl didn't show it on the outside, he was a fun person on the inside.

He didn't prefer to use his last name.

It started out as a small talk, but as he walked in to get everyone coffee, Carl told him how he had joked with Kayo that there was an emergency.

The joke finally ended with Kayo getting wet, and no matter how angry she was, she still literally protected him on the actual mission that same day.

And then Gordon told him about his joke about making Kayo think he jumped into a shark-filled pool.

They were returning to the elevator with as much coffee as they could carry from the vending machine at the entrance.

Just then, he saw Colonel Casey and a few others with her.

He involuntarily frowned.

"Colonel Casey? What brings you here?"

She turned to him with a sudden movement.

"Gordon. How lucky to find you here. I need to talk to Scott as soon as possible." Her voice was very daring.

No. His sister was in surgery, and no matter how quickly he wanted to get there, he had every right to be angry, right?

"Of course. You can talk to Scott after you tell me why."

"Gordon, I really can't-" Her voice was calmer this time, good.

"So?"

"This conversation is none of your business." One of the men next to her spoke as he was passing by a doctor. "I know where they are, Colonel. We no longer need Mr. Tracy for this."

He had dropped the coffees he was holding on the floor - in fact, it could be said that he threw it on purpose - but he paid for them. So... it shouldn't matter, right?

Coffee had spilled on some of his newly bought shoes and his pant, but he didn't care.

There were other things he cared about, like his sister... like family...

"Oh no. It's my sister who's in surgery here, and also the person you're trying to accuse is my sister. So you're wrong, that interests me."

And while he was waiting for an answer from Casey, the man he hadn't liked all along interrupted again.

"No one is trying to accuse anyone, we're just following the evidence."

He wanted to piss him off even more. He wouldn't allow it.

"Would you like to clear this up in the middle of the whole hospital, Mr. Tracy? Do you want to be investigate-?"

"Gordon, that's enough. Please." Casey's familiar voice was more pronounced this time.

He didn't reply, Colonel Casey wouldn't have done that if she didn't have to, he was sure of it.

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Expressing his displeasure, he began to walk towards the elevator.

His silence lasted until he learned the real purpose of their coming here.

As far as I remember medical information, I read it on reddit... but it's been a long time. I couldn't find my source even though I thought I saved it somewhere...

Really any mistakes; medical information, grammatical mistakes or anything else, it's all my own.

[nobodys-hekatonchires]

Hek's Ace Attorney Fic Masterlist

(as of Jan 2025)

| Main AO3 | Old AO3 |

| Main Fic Masterlist | Master Post |

(Chronological or series order)

One-shots

I'm (Not) Willing To Wait For It | 4,668 words|

"Ms Fey, how can I help you?" He asked politely, setting his pen down as the colour returned to his skin, though a red mark made itself known where the pen had dug in. "I've come to talk."

Getting Older Together | 1,087 words |

Phoenix is late to bed, Miles goes looking.

Suffocating All For Nothing | 2,826 words |

He’d been threatened by people before, people much more powerful, people in much high statues then him, people who could have destroyed his life.

Honey, Just Put Your Sweet Lips On My Lips | 5,808 words |

Currently, the Wright apartment was buzzing with sedate New Year's energy again for the first time in eight disbarred years.

Ulterior Motives | 524 words |

"Have you never seen a romance movie where the couple go to the cinema and just make out the whole time?"

I Have Never Known Sleep Like the Slumber That Creeps to Me | 1,662 words|

The late night (or earlier morning) noises of Los Angeles city was the music that accompanied a tired and worked Miles home in his red car.

Shoot Me Once, Shame On You | 9,056 words |

Gourd Lake was quiet until two head-splitting shots rang out in quick succession just as Christmas Eve rolled over to Christmas Day.

Swallow Handfuls of Broken Glass, I'm Bleeding From the Inside | 1,891 words|

Watching a trial brings back unwanted memories for Phoenix.

You Don't Get To Choose Your Nightmares | 2,237 words |

Miles wakes during the night after Phoenix has a nightmare

I Don't Let That Rule My Life At All | 2,073 words |

Phoenix's suit no longer fits after seven years of disbarment

This Is The Real World | 2,652 words |

The day after Kay and Athena tried to help Miles with his marriage issues with Phoenix

Wanton | 2,542 | NSFW |

It wasn’t the first time Detective Badd had been approached by Gregory Edgeworth, informing him of his son’s plans to spend the night at his friend’s house, and it wasn’t the first time Badd had seen the hidden meaning behind the worlds and later that night found himself straddled by the same defence attorney in his bed.

Broken Arms But Not Hearts | 5,055 words |

Phoenix found himself running way later than usual when his bike collided with something solid. He hadn’t been paying attention at all and one moment Phoenix was pedalling on his bike across an empty driveway and then the next he was rolling over someone’s car boot and dropping down hard on the wet concrete right into a puddle

Prosecutor Punching Bag | 892 |

At some point, word got out that he was a prosecutor. Diego knew what prisoners did to those who had a background in law, especially the ones that are responsible for putting them away.

Things Are Better If I Stay | 11,120 words | NSFW |

"Miles did not find out about Wright’s disbarment straight away. In fact, it was almost embarrassing how long it took." When Miles finds out about Phoenix's disbarment, he takes a plane home, ready to help his partner however he can

Safe | 1,253 words |

Something wakes Miles during the night, crawling into the bed he shared with Wright

Sickness | 1,249 words |

Simply a sick father comforting his sick daughter

"The number of times I’ve begged night not to yield to you" | 80 |

A brief, voyeuristic snapshot into a moment of passion between Phoenix and Miles

Multi-chapter

You Cannot Schedule Death | 1/? | 583 | HIATUS |

The Phoenix must burn

A Secret For The Trials That Life Can Offer | 9/9 | 44,163 words |

After his father died, Miles became the protégé of Manfred von Karma, taught to perfect and nothing else. When he unexpectedly meets a familiar face after a long time, one that now doesn't seem to want to leave him along, Miles' life takes a twist that goes against all his perfection. Phoenix suddenly reunites with a long-lost friend he had been hoping to find one day, and when he does, a plan starts to spin in motion to get through the expectations thrown upon him just because of his title. A ball, one for the entire kingdom, a place where the Prince was supposed to find his new partner.

Series

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering (Series)

My Ace Attorney Supernatural/Magical AU

1. July 2nd, 1878 | 1/1 | 680 words |

“Edgeworth. What brings you here?” “If you must know, I was following the scent of a waterlogged bird.”

2. Nobody Had Me The Way You Did | 1/1 | 2,916 words | NSFW |

Miles and Phoenix have sex

3. Butchered | 1/1 | 2,681|

At some point during the night, they had both been taken from their beds. Maya wasn’t sure how they had got past her sigils and taken down every single security measure she had in both the village and her home in Kurain, but they had, and the two of them had ended up wherever they were now.

NaruMitsu (N)SFW Week 2021/22 (Series)

The combined series for Narumitsu Week from 2021 and 2022

1. Hidden Deep In Murky Darkness His Miserable End | 1/1 | 1,328 |

The cave Miles found himself in was as dark, wet, and cold as anything could be but he was here for one thing, and one thing only, and he wasn't going to leave until it was found.

2. Are You Down To Be a Distraction | 1/1 | 1,352 | NSFW |

To say Miles was easily distracted was a lie, unless it was his husband

3. July 2nd, 1878 | 1/1 | 680 |

“Edgeworth. What brings you here?” “If you must know, I was following the scent of a waterlogged bird.”

4. Sex Suits You | 1/1 | 604 words | NSFW |

Miles and Phoenix enjoy each others newly tailored suits

5. Stay but I oughta leave and Trust me, my heart bleeds | 1/1 | 3,207 words|

Phoenix has a vivid nightmares and Miles has some deep regrets

[dark-skin-fem]

Kay so, I am saying black women were not saved by white suffragettes, abandoned by many of them, actually. You're playing defense for a movement that doesn't love you, they ally with people who hate women of color.

And white men stepped in to help, yes? White suffragettes abandoned black women, but white men didn't? White women ally with people who hate women of colour, but white men don't?

If white men and women are both racist, which affects me, and one of them is also misogynistic, which also affects me, I'm to let the misogyny slide because they pretend it's targeted at someone who is racist?

WITHOUT HESITATION. I'm sorry, I'm never grouping with a racist, I disavow them immediately, idc how trans affirming they are.

And I'm grouping with racists by saying men hide their misogyny by pretending they're talking about only white women? How does this even make sense in the context of this conversation? Is there a racist white woman somewhere in this thread that I validated?

Or are you saying that by recognising that white women suffer misogyny from progressive men, I'm also defending the racists among them?

I'm also VERY sure that since you're a terf all the racist nonsense terf white women say didn't include you, just those minorities that defend the transes. Fuck those guys! "Kingsley shacklebolt" was a fictional name one of the white saviors coined, right?

I don't know how TRAs make it to adulthood without understanding that people can hold 2 (or more!) opinions at once, and you can agree with one and not the other, and it doesn't say anything on what you think of the person as a whole. That I agree with some right wing, racist, or otherwise disagreeable women on the topic of transgenderism, and that I recognise how often leftist men use them as ideological punching bags, does not in any way mean I think I'm exempt from their racism. I know I'm not. I also know that I'm not exempt from the misogyny leftist men display which they veil with progressive language. So if you expect me not to "group" with racists, why would I group with misogynistic male TRAs? Why should I group with people who validate my blackness but denigrate my womanhood?

Bonus: I don't use "cis white women" to be misogynistic, if you scroll, i didn't use cis at all.

And yet here you are shilling for those who do. Have a cookie 🍪

Misogynoir is transcendent of conception of gender.

Misogynoir is based on race and sex. No one has ever claimed gender as a concept has any bearing on it. Sex isn't a concept, it's a material reality. No matter how one choose to present herself, sex is part of oppression as a black woman.

It is insane to me how we have literally made negative progress on civil rights, but trans people have been hit a few times and that seems good enough.

This can only make sense if you believe that transgenderism isn't hurting anyone's rights. Trans inclusion, especially of men in women's spaces have led to women actually getting hurt, raped, killed and harassed, our right to single sex spaces eroded, our womanhood being diluted. Transgenderism is sexist in and of itself, and on top of that we have men in women's prisons, sports, having access to women's sex based protections. Idgaf what progress or lack of is made on trans rights, but their encroachment into women's spaces is absolutely harming our own rights.

As a black woman the more radleaning I go the more I realise how much leftist men and libfems hide their misogyny by putting "cis white" in front of woman.

[i-cant-sing]

Yandere Midoriya Clan AU

Okay, here it is, the idea that has been plaguing my mind for the last 5 months, another additioj to the platonic yandere fams. This is just a soft intro, I'm working on the story right now. I hope yall like this.

Check out my MASTERLIST for more!

Yandere Midoriya Clan:

The Midoriya Clan consists of Inko, Izuku, All Might and of course, the reader, Y/n.

Inko had started dating All Might after he began training Izuku.

Now, Y/n Midoriya, is not All Might's kid. She's actually Inko and AFO's daughter, born after a hook up between the two in the past, after Izuku's father had died. So Izuku is a year older than you.

Let's talk about what kind of yanderes they are.

Inko is a obsessive and protective yandere. She's actually protective of both of her kids, but especially of you, because of your quirk.

Izuku is a delusional and a very protective yandere. From a very young age, Izuku had become very protective of you, despite not having a quirk. He may have been punching bag for Bakugo, but he never let anyone look you the wrong way, let alone harm you.

All Might is also a very delusional, protective and obsessive yandere. After he began dating Inko, he let himself become take the role of the father figure in your life, always being there for you whenever you needed him.

Now, after a certain incident, Inko is forced to contact your father, AFO.

AFO is an extremely possessive and protective yandere. What he wants is for both you and Inko to come back to him and become a family again. But that's kind of hard since he's a criminal mastermind and Inko is dating the symbol of peace. But he's still very determined.

Now of course, when you do go to your father, you also get Tomura, Dabi, Toga, Kurogiri, you know the whole LOV (and Nomus). And the members are equally protective of the boss's little girl because you are just able to form a close relationship with all of them, one where you don't judge them for their appearances or actions.

Obviously, All Might and AFO are at each other's throats, determined to be the best father to you, and s/o to Inko. Its actually surprising how less blood has been spilled for your sake.

Similarly, Izuku and Tomura are always competing to be the best brother to you, both of them always trying to convince you why the other is bad.

If either family makes you cry, Inko will raise hell and will 100% end everyone in her vicinity (except for her kids of course).

And just like in life, you too want to find love, even if you're too blind to see that the man with the bird mask is not the one for you. Its one of the things both of your families agree upon. Too bad the Yakuza boss is also infatuated with you. Oh well.

This series will involve yandere relationships, both romantic and platonic, and all kinds of troubles a normal teenager goes through. Stick around for more!

I'm thinking about Gran Torino and maybe Recovery girl as grandparents, haven't thought about Godparents that much but I'm thinking maybe Aizawa? Hm, let me know what yall think about this or just some ideas for who else you think should be in the family, and other love interests besides Kai ;)