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Hek's Master Post

Decided to make one, mostly for myself lmao. This may change from time to time - especially the fan-fiction section which is under the cut.

Basic Info:

Hek or Nobody - 20+ - They/Them - Ace/Aro/Agender - Neurodivergent - BA in Ancient History

DMs and Asks are always open to talk about different fandoms or fan-fiction (mine or your own ideas!)

I have a TF discord - DM for an invite

!!This is not a place for minors. Nor are bigots and the like welcome!!

Fandoms:

Main hyperfixation: Transformers - any universe but mostly TFP

Others include: Uncharted, RDR2, Tomb Raider, Days Gone, EPIC: the musical, Call the Midwife, Batman and his kids

I also enjoy Coldplay and Imagine Dragons music. There are other fandoms/interest, but I can't recall them atm.

Fan-fiction:

I have many ideas, but either not enough time or the motivation to write them. I'm always open to discussing any of my AUs or ideas - or even send me your own!

(updated as of Jan 2025)

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| Main Fic Masterlist | Transformers Fic Masterlist | RDR2 Fic Masterlist || Ace Attorney Fic Masterlist |

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Fic Rec Friday 1/12/24

Title: Things Are Better If I Stay

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney

Relationship: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright

Characters: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Ayasato Mayoi | Maya Fey

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Post-Gyakuten Saiban 3 | Trials & Tribulations, Pre-Gyakuten Saiban 4 | Apollo Justice, Disbarred Phoenix Wright, POV Miles Edgeworth, POV Third Person, explicit because they fuck, Swearing, Arguing, briefly, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mentioned Trucy Wright, Awkwardness, Crying, Men Crying, Love Confessions, Promises, Talking, Hotels, Bathing/Washing, Facial Shaving, cutting hair, Sweet, Nightmares, Anal Sex, Hotel Sex, Gentle Sex, Anal Fingering, Praise Kink, Not Beta Read, Consensual Sex

Summary: When Miles finds out about Phoenix's disbarment, he takes a plane home, ready to help his partner however he can.

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Up for a bit of angst today, fellas?

Yes this is yet another ‘Miles Finds Out About the Disbarment’ fic, set in that fertile creative ground of the seven year gap. Many stories have been told of that time. And that subject. This is one of my favorites.

I love how the two of them are characterized here. Phoenix is downtrodden, cynical, and bitter. None of which we can completely blame him for, of course. His entire life has been, not just knocked askew on its axis, but entirely removed from it. Plus he has a whole entire daughter now. He’s been through a lot, okay? And this is only the beginning. We can perhaps forgive him then, when he lashes out at Miles, who only wants to help.

And Miles. Dear, sweet Miles. Like I said, he just wants to help. He just wants to be there for Phoenix in the worst time period of his life. To be his boyfriend’s pillar of strength. And he is. Man, he is. He cares for Nick in just about every way a person can be cared for. Soft, loving Miles is one of my favorite AA fic tropes, and I wish I saw it even more.

The sweet, gentle care scenes are hmmmmmm so good. A true balm to the soul. Even the smut - while extremely hot - is also soft. A real heartbreaker yet also heartwarmer here. It’ll tear you up only to build you back again.

A truly amazing fic.

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Next week: How about some Dreamling? This one is a little number without much plot, but so much love and tenderness. A dash of hurt/comfort. All wrapped up in a beautiful story. Short, but incredibly sweet.

See you later!

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Hek's Ace Attorney Fic Masterlist

(as of Jan 2025)

| Main AO3 | Old AO3 |

| Main Fic Masterlist | Master Post |

(Chronological or series order)

One-shots

I'm (Not) Willing To Wait For It | 4,668 words|

"Ms Fey, how can I help you?" He asked politely, setting his pen down as the colour returned to his skin, though a red mark made itself known where the pen had dug in. "I've come to talk."

Getting Older Together | 1,087 words |

Phoenix is late to bed, Miles goes looking.

Suffocating All For Nothing | 2,826 words |

He’d been threatened by people before, people much more powerful, people in much high statues then him, people who could have destroyed his life.

Honey, Just Put Your Sweet Lips On My Lips | 5,808 words |

Currently, the Wright apartment was buzzing with sedate New Year's energy again for the first time in eight disbarred years.

Ulterior Motives | 524 words |

"Have you never seen a romance movie where the couple go to the cinema and just make out the whole time?"

I Have Never Known Sleep Like the Slumber That Creeps to Me | 1,662 words|

The late night (or earlier morning) noises of Los Angeles city was the music that accompanied a tired and worked Miles home in his red car.

Shoot Me Once, Shame On You | 9,056 words |

Gourd Lake was quiet until two head-splitting shots rang out in quick succession just as Christmas Eve rolled over to Christmas Day.

Swallow Handfuls of Broken Glass, I'm Bleeding From the Inside | 1,891 words|

Watching a trial brings back unwanted memories for Phoenix.

You Don't Get To Choose Your Nightmares | 2,237 words |

Miles wakes during the night after Phoenix has a nightmare

I Don't Let That Rule My Life At All | 2,073 words |

Phoenix's suit no longer fits after seven years of disbarment

This Is The Real World | 2,652 words |

The day after Kay and Athena tried to help Miles with his marriage issues with Phoenix

Wanton | 2,542 | NSFW |

It wasn’t the first time Detective Badd had been approached by Gregory Edgeworth, informing him of his son’s plans to spend the night at his friend’s house, and it wasn’t the first time Badd had seen the hidden meaning behind the worlds and later that night found himself straddled by the same defence attorney in his bed.

Broken Arms But Not Hearts | 5,055 words |

Phoenix found himself running way later than usual when his bike collided with something solid. He hadn’t been paying attention at all and one moment Phoenix was pedalling on his bike across an empty driveway and then the next he was rolling over someone’s car boot and dropping down hard on the wet concrete right into a puddle

Prosecutor Punching Bag | 892 |

At some point, word got out that he was a prosecutor. Diego knew what prisoners did to those who had a background in law, especially the ones that are responsible for putting them away.

Things Are Better If I Stay | 11,120 words | NSFW |

"Miles did not find out about Wright’s disbarment straight away. In fact, it was almost embarrassing how long it took." When Miles finds out about Phoenix's disbarment, he takes a plane home, ready to help his partner however he can

Safe | 1,253 words |

Something wakes Miles during the night, crawling into the bed he shared with Wright

Sickness | 1,249 words |

Simply a sick father comforting his sick daughter

"The number of times I’ve begged night not to yield to you" | 80 |

A brief, voyeuristic snapshot into a moment of passion between Phoenix and Miles

Multi-chapter

You Cannot Schedule Death | 1/? | 583 | HIATUS |

The Phoenix must burn

A Secret For The Trials That Life Can Offer | 9/9 | 44,163 words |

After his father died, Miles became the protégé of Manfred von Karma, taught to perfect and nothing else. When he unexpectedly meets a familiar face after a long time, one that now doesn't seem to want to leave him along, Miles' life takes a twist that goes against all his perfection. Phoenix suddenly reunites with a long-lost friend he had been hoping to find one day, and when he does, a plan starts to spin in motion to get through the expectations thrown upon him just because of his title. A ball, one for the entire kingdom, a place where the Prince was supposed to find his new partner.

Series

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering (Series)

My Ace Attorney Supernatural/Magical AU

1. July 2nd, 1878 | 1/1 | 680 words |

“Edgeworth. What brings you here?” “If you must know, I was following the scent of a waterlogged bird.”

2. Nobody Had Me The Way You Did | 1/1 | 2,916 words | NSFW |

Miles and Phoenix have sex

3. Butchered | 1/1 | 2,681|

At some point during the night, they had both been taken from their beds. Maya wasn’t sure how they had got past her sigils and taken down every single security measure she had in both the village and her home in Kurain, but they had, and the two of them had ended up wherever they were now.

NaruMitsu (N)SFW Week 2021/22 (Series)

The combined series for Narumitsu Week from 2021 and 2022

1. Hidden Deep In Murky Darkness His Miserable End | 1/1 | 1,328 |

The cave Miles found himself in was as dark, wet, and cold as anything could be but he was here for one thing, and one thing only, and he wasn't going to leave until it was found.

2. Are You Down To Be a Distraction | 1/1 | 1,352 | NSFW |

To say Miles was easily distracted was a lie, unless it was his husband

3. July 2nd, 1878 | 1/1 | 680 |

“Edgeworth. What brings you here?” “If you must know, I was following the scent of a waterlogged bird.”

4. Sex Suits You | 1/1 | 604 words | NSFW |

Miles and Phoenix enjoy each others newly tailored suits

5. Stay but I oughta leave and Trust me, my heart bleeds | 1/1 | 3,207 words|

Phoenix has a vivid nightmares and Miles has some deep regrets

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Hek's RDR2 Fic Masterlist

(as of Jan 2025)

| Main AO3 | Old AO3 |

| Main Fic Masterlist | Master Post |

(Chronological order)

Outlaw's Prophecy | 1/? | 1,458 words | DISCONTINUED |

Arthur goes exploring and discovers an abandoned Witch's Cauldron in the Grizzlies.

Laughter | 1/1 | 666 words |

Hosea's enjoying his morning newspaper when he hears something

I've not got much to say, Mr Morgan | 1/1 | 231 |

Swanson visits Arthur's grave

Home | 1/1 | 2,853|

Arthur had never felt so tired. Even after Blackwater and all the other messes the gang had found themselves these past months.

Cold | 1/1 | 1,182 |

It's cold, Hosea is- was asleep, Dutch too, and Arthur's standing in their doorway

Money Lending and Other Sins: Interlude | 1/1 | 4,520

Arthur was tired and hot and annoyed enough by the time he reached Catfish Jackson to collect a debt. Most people kept them in a chest or a locked box, maybe even hidden in the walls or floors of the house. The sink was something new.

A New South And Then Some | 1/1 | 6,479 |

You know when Anders Anderson can stab Arthur during the fist fight? Yeah, that. Arthur goes fishing still. Ss'not like he knew he was stabbed...

No Crazy Business | 1/1 | 287 |

Small snippet of the outlaw dads after Arthur and Lenny failed to return back to camp from the saloon.

A Great Companionship | 1/1 | 574 words |

Arthur dies alone in canon - I changed that.

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Hek's Fic Masterlist

(as of Jan 2025)

| Main AO3 | Old AO3 (mostly Torchwood) |

| Master Post |

Includes: Ace Attorney | Endeavour (TV) | Ghosts (TV) | Hawaii Five-0 (2010) | HTTYD | Macgyver (2016) | RDR2 | Shadowhunters (TV) | Transformers (All Media) | Uncharted |

[A majority of these fandoms I have not written for in a long while - this does not mean I won't, simply I do not have the motivation. Unmentioned fandoms too]

Ace Attorney - Masterlist here

How To Train Your Dragon

The Defenders of the Wing | 1/1 | 777 words |

Queen Mala wants Hiccup dead, believing they truly were Dragon Hunters and Hiccup has no way out.

Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? | 1/1 | 1,423 words |

Hiccup takes a moment for himself up on a cliff edge to think about his father

The Freedom In Flying | 1/1 | 1,214 |

Hiccup's wingsuit is almost perfect, and he wants to show his friends

Red Dead Redemption 2 - Masterlist here

Shadowhunters (TV)

Don't Let Your Mind Bully Your Body | 1/1 | 2,297 words |

The warlock was nothing if not a huge advocate of how much he loved his husband’s body. With how much the warlock revered Alec’s formed, it was little surprise to him that he noticed any changed pretty quickly.

With The Refuge That I Take | 1/1 | 6,673 words | NSFW |

“Just promise you’ll tell me if things ever get that bad.” Magnus realised nights later that Alec had never properly got around to promising Magnus anything. Alexander comes home to Magnus, hurt

Transformers (All Media) - Masterlist here

Single Works Only

Endeavour (TV) - Cowley's Boys | 1/1 | 931 words

Just lunch spent with some friends

Ghosts (TV) - Here's To Buried Secrets | 1/1 | 2,995 words

Moments before and after the scenes in season 2 episode 3

Hawaii Five-0 - I'm Happy You Were There | 1/1 | 675 words

Everyone felt a little buzzed from the booze and comfortably stuffed from the food. Noelani and Quinn talk.

Macgyver (2016) - Bozer + Mac + Feelings | 1/1 | 2,637 words

Mac needs to apologise to Bozer after he lied to him and almost got his best friend killed - even if it means Bozer decides to leave him like everyone else...

Uncharted - Until It Is Said, I Cannot Rest | 1/1 | 4,377 words

Rather than the truth coming out while the Brothers Drake are held at gunpoint by Rafe and Nadine, Nate learns the truth later, with Elena and Sully at his side.

No Fandom - A Cowboy's Tale | 1/1 | 756 words

A Cowboy and their hat

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Oooh, another tag game! My turn!

Take A Hint - Victorious Cast

Wait for It - Hamilton Soundtrack

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) - Heathers Soundtrack

La Llorona - Steampianist

Blood in the Water - Legally Blonde Soundtrack

Tags: @nobodyshekatonchires, @athena-appreciation-page, @samioli, @kingofthewilds, @huyandere, and anyone else who would like to join the fun!

5 songs

🎶✨When you get this, you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish, then send this ask/tag 10 of your favorite followers  🎶✨ Thank you for the tag Carson, @padmedala. I’ve been liking Tears For Fears lately too. I’ll also look at my On Repeat Spotify playlist because that’s a smart idea. 1. Temporary Fix by One Direction

2. Judas by Lady Gaga (not me screaming to Bad Romance on the radio today)

3. I Don’t Love You by MCR

4. Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

5. Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles

No pressure tags: @pimplepogue @mychemical-ronance, @kaleidoskuls, @downbytheriversside, @swordsandskeletons, @robinsnance, @mayfieldss @theannoyeddragon82, @she-wont-miss, @themaxbyers

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Hek's TF Fic Masterlist

(as of Jan 2025)

| Main AO3 | Old AO3 |

| Main Fic Masterlist | Master Post |

(Chronological or series order)

One-shots

Just To Get Closer To You | 1,697 words |

Megatron saved Optimus from Unicron. Then the Warlord does something the Prime would never have expected.

Difficult To Go Through, Yes, But Beneficial | 5,154 words |

Angstober 2024 - Day 8 Growing Pains Ratchet calls Ironhide and Jazz to his apartment after something awful happens.

Sleeping In | 1,348 words |

Optimus shows up too early for a meeting with young Bumblebee in tow, the latter deciding to get a little nap in before more 'bots show up. Optimus, on the other servo? A Prime would never be caught recharging during a meeting...right?

Multi-chapter

Get You Home | 2/2 | 10,292 words | subject to additional chapters |

The Autobots get to Optimus before Megatron can take him back to the Nemesis

Post-OP | 1/? | 9,115 words | WIP

Ratchet intends to spend the evening enjoying his new medical text, however a mech claiming to be Orion shows up and– Wait… is- is that the Matrix?! Oh great, now the enforcers are here!

Series

How To Get Over Losing 100,000 Credits (series)

Any and all stories linked to my TFP AU (JazzHide for short) - will include SFW and NSFW

1. Iron Deficiency With A Side Of Jazz Hands | 10/? | 55,935 words | WIP

Ironhide did not envision arriving to Earth in such an awful shuttle which has one pede in the scrapyard, and whose fault is it? Jazz's. And Prime's. And Megatron's. And whoever let him play astro-poker! They'd get to Earth finally, but who knew how many pieces they would be in... Or: Ironhide and Jazz have found their way to Earth after hearing about Optimus Prime's broadcast from another Autobot. It is not the smoothest landing, nor is their time on Earth a vacation either as they face Megatron and his 'cons, M.E.C.H., and more. A rewrite of Transformers Prime from the Season 2 onwards, including more 'bots and 'cons, a different Season 3, and so much polyamory.

2. Roller | 1/1 | 4,092 words |

It turns out that the Matrix did more than just restore Optimus Prime's memories. It takes a few days for Team Prime to realise, but the surprise is a pleasant one.

JazzOP Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings (series)

It is my mission to bring as many JazzOP fics to AO3 as there are MegOP and JazzProwl - will include SFW and NSFW

1. The Simplest of Comforts | 1/1 | 1,325 words |

TF Rare Pair Fest 2024 - 24th Gentle Touch Optimus gains a new home after becoming Cybertron's new Prime, Jazz is interested too.

2. Highly Important | 1/1 | 3,578 words |

Late during the recharge shift, Jazz visits Optimus to discuss their relationship and figure out some things, including the highly important task of: how to kiss without a mouth.

3. Get It Hot | 1/1 | 910 words | NSFW |

With no mouth or glossa, Jazz instead tests Optimus' battle mask

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Okay ya'll it's here.

This will expire in a week, do remind me if you wanna join but can't cuz of that. Also, 18+ only

I need a better name for the server, but I'm thinking we can think of one together <3 I've tested everything, so it should all work with roles and such but also lmk if it don't.

edit: 05/01/2025 - new link! only 50 uses this time for a week

[xyzviper]

It's my first tag game, thanks for the invite, @izabella95 !

I don't know how to do rich text on Tumblr yet, so please bear with me!

Currently Reading: Lots of Ace Attorney fanfics, I have like 6 different works open rn

Favorite Color: Emerald green

Last Song: Hades Rap by JT Music

Last Movie: My best friend and I got curious and watched Fritz the Cat (if you are under 18, DO NOT look it up)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet and savory, I can't handle much spice :(

Currently Working On: Constantly bouncing ideas off the person that summoned me, probably going to write one of our favorites once work lightens up!

Tagging (no pressure of course): @nobodyshekatonchires, @kingofthewilds, @samioli, @athena-appreciation-page, @redsmokesweed, and anyone else who would like to join the fun!

Ok so it’s been a while but thank you for tagging me @love-rats :)

Currently reading: Um not really into reading at the moment, because I am in my tears of the kingdom mode. But before that I started Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall

Favourite colour: Dark blue

Last song: Hollywood by Madsen

Last movie: A fantastic Fear of Everything recommended to me by Joy :)

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Mhm spicy I’d say? Depends on my mood

Currently working on: Trying to stay cool in my flat. Packing some stuff for visiting my friend over the weekend.

Tagging (no pressure of course): @theydoctor @date-mate-re-animate @antlerangel @imashoutyghost @alwayscomewhenyoucall (sorry if you've been tagged before)