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thelandswemadeofpaper · 11 months ago

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*Valar and other elves condemning the Feanorians for committing genocide of innocents*

Numenor @ Valar:

Petty Dwarves @ Finrod and Thingol

Hi, Pot, I'm Kettle. Go fuck yourself.

#tolkien #feanorians #anti valar #not exactly a Feanorian Apologist #valar #just...they ALL WRONG #but the VALAR can still pretend they are good #silm #silmarillion #no one can judge anyone here if they dont acknowledge their own mistakes

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heartbreakincident · 2 months ago

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

#kellan.txt #fandom #the kink fic post #editing to add the following tags:#obviously people can do whatever they want i am not the fandom police #dont like dont read. i will click out if i dont like it—you all have fun #this is mostly just an expression of a different set of priorities #where i prioritize writing/reading smut that is 'in character' per my hc/read on a character #and other people either don't have the same read or are just writing per their own preferences #no judgment is being made here im not like mad at anyone or saying anyone is doing smth wrong #eta again: turned off replies because wow. it is the fucking wild west in there huh.#final edit: i've muted notifications permanently.

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heresylog · 7 months ago

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

#christianity #catholic #religion #not heresy #this is why I answer theological questions #laugh all you want #just don’t be loud and wrong

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altn0g · 8 months ago

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best friends

#mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #mouthwashing fanart #wrong organ #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #mouthwashing jimmy #mouthwashing curly #captain curly #im ngl i just wanted to draw jimmy all bitter and unhinged #not a ship

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pyrus-salicifolia · 4 months ago

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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.

#chronic pain #I guess #cripplepunk #crip punk #<— correct me if that’s overstepping #what do I tag this with #I obviously didn’t get a diagnosis #personal but I’m also really scared of needles #and having to go through the fear and pain and crying and screaming #for nothing #doesn’t feel good #people tell me it’s not “nothing #but I know exactly what I did before the tests #which is nothing!!#and I didn’t have to go through that pain for that!!!#also å few months ago I genuinely thought it was completely normal #later I realised that spending hours each morning warming up my hands to feel usable might be more pain and stiffness than other people #experienced #I genuinely didn’t expect all of my friends to say they didn’t feel ANY pain at all #and now I’m just hyper aware of how not normal this is #and I’m still in pain #and now I’m not gonna get any help other than a “try heat therapy from the doctor #which is what I was already doing #like no im not crying cause I’m not sick #it would be great if I wasn’t sick #but clearly something’s wrong

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erzvolnes · 1 year ago

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#please do rb this btw i know like 5% of you at most know my name #but even when im sure i know somebody's name i have to check to make sure #bc if i got it wrong id have to go missing #so im curious if anybody actually knows who anyone else is or if we're all just going by url

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geezmarty · 7 months ago

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(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

#dragon age #bellara lutare #taash #bellataash #that's a nonexistent tag I'm just baptizing it in the hopes it takes off #I watched taash's romance just for fun and they are 1) corny as hell 2) it circles back into being endearing to me. sorry I love them #I do think there's definitely issues with things in their writing here and there don't get me wrong. but I AM obsessed with them #same goes for bellara tbh #anyway that's all I'll say I'm allergic to posting opinions online. do not contact me with unsolicited advice or offers etc #f

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redsray · 1 year ago

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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

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raynewolferune · 2 months ago

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Batmobile Conversations as Heard by a Fast-food Drive Thru Cashier

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "But what if -"

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "But I could -"

Batman: "No."

Red Robin: "What if I -"

Robin: "Cease this Neanderthal behavior at once! You cannot be a Red if you are dressed entirely in Green!"

~*~*~

Red Hood: "You're not my fucking father!"

Batman: "The paperwork says otherwise."

Red Hood: "Fucking where, Bitch! I'll burn them!"

Batman: "You'd still be grounded and for even longer if you did."

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Batman: "Please tell me you have a Signal action figure now?"

Drive Thru Cashier: "I'm afraid Riddler high jacked the truck they were supposed to be on. We haven't got any in yet."

Batmn: *long heavy sigh* " Of course he did."

~*~*~

Red Hood, driving the batmobile for some reason: "I need 10,000 of one of literally anything you carry other than the Night Wings. I literally don't carry what it is."

Signal: "And one order of Robin Nuggets."

Red Hood: "And one order of Robin Nuggets. We Are Robin limited edition version if you have it."

~*~*~

Nightwing, driving the batmobile for some reason: "I need 6 orders of Night Wings, please."

Red Robin: "There are only two of us? And I don't want Night Wings?"

Nightwing: "Nah, that just cause Hood's trying to steal my lead. I'll get you anything you want other than the Caped Crusader Sandwhich though."

~*~*~

Batman: "No, you may not borrow the Batmobile."

Robin: "It's a right of passage!"

Batman: "You are too young to have earned that right yet."

Spoiler: "Ha! He called you a baby!"

~*~*~

Spoiler, driving the batmobile for some reason: "Do you guys have any glitter?"

Drive Thru Cashier: "Ma'am, this is a fast food restaurant."

Spoiler:

Spoiler: "How many packets of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise can you legally give me?"

Drive Thru Cashier:

Drive Thru Cashier after checking with the manager: "50 packets of each."

Spoiler: "I'll take them!"

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Robin, driving the batmobile clearly without permission: "I require 2 Robin Meals. One vegan."

Superboy the 2nd: "Oh! I want a Red Hood toy!"

Robin: "What?! Absolutely not! We will take the current Robin toy! A Nightwing if that's not available!"

Superboy the 2nd: "NOOO! I WANT RED HOOD!"

Red Hood, apparently in the back seat of the batmobile: "Dear God. MAKE IT 4 ROBIN MEALS, PLEASE, ANS GIVE THEM BOTH WHAT THEY WANT SO THEY SHUT UP."

Superboy the 2nd happily: "As long as I get my Red Hood."

Robin grumbling: "Ridiculous. Stop acting so thirsty for it."

Red Hood: *strangled, choking noises*

Superboy the 2nd: *mortified squeal* "ROBIN! That is NOT what that MEANS!"

#batman #jason todd #batfam #tim drake #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #jon kent #batmobile conversations #drive thru conversations #batfam drive thru adventures #13 reasons why not to be a gotham drive thru cashier #or 13 reasons why you should be one #Damian thinks thirsty is slang for longing for/wanting something #he's not technically wrong he just hasn't figured out that it only applies to a specifc context #jon just wants to finish his batfamily action figures collection #steph totally wanted materials to graffiti the batmobile with #i really really want riddler and signal to have a stupidly petty rivalry for no reason at all #i just love the idea so I'm pushing that agenda once more #jason is a good brother #everyone is tired of nightwing bragging about his Night Wings sales #cass is here in spirit #feel free to add on #RayneWolfeRune writes

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 26 days ago

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Danny did his best to ignore the person trying to wake him, but they were annoyingly persistent. After a wave of "Hey"s, "Get up"s, "You can't be here"s and one muttered, "How did you get in here?" Danny finally opened his eyes to see a boy about the same age as him staring while holding up the lid to Danny's casket.

He had thought he was done being woken up after he successfully escaped his superhero responsibilities by running away from Amity, "Am I just not allowed to rest in peace?"

"Not when it's in our attic."

The ghost boy scoffed, "Shouldn't have a casket in here if you didn't want to risk something crawling in."

The guy stared at him for a long moment before Danny decided he had enough and yanked the casket closed again, this time making sure to seal it shut with ice on the inside.

"Hey!"

The ghost rolled over with a huff, determined to ignore him.

Unfortunately, he underestimated how nosey this family could be...

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #tim drake #the waynes have a casket in this attic for some reason and danny took one look at it and said Free Realestate #tim knows something is wrong cause he couldnt find a pulse when he first tried to wake the intuder but he responded to his voice #tims convinced danny is undead but no one believes him #danny has no negative reaction to crosses or anything religious...except for christmas appearently #damian has tried evicting danny repeatedly. casket and all. usually through a window. he failed of course #no one can get danny out of the casket. no threats or bribes affect him. he just wants to sleep 24/7. he wont even eat which concerns them

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roukabi · 4 months ago

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