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redsray · 9 months ago
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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O N E 🍎
name: bea
nickname: bea
zodiac sign: libra
height: 5′7″
orientation: yael grobglas
ethnicity: chinese
favorite fruit: maybe coconut?
favorite season: fall
favorite book: time traveler’s wife
favorite flower: iris & rose & jasmine & orchid
favorite scent: rose & lime 
favorite animal: giraffes !
coffee, tea, or hot cocoa? all. it depends on my mood. mostly tea.
average hours of sleep: 8
cats or dogs? same.
favorite fictional character: petra solano & jessica huang & blair waldorf.
dream trip: wow. uh. somewhere i’ve never been, probably... south africa?
when was your blog created? may 11, 2016 icb it’s been almost a year
what do you post about? petra mostly. jetra. jane the virgin.
do you get asks on a regular basis? idk what regular means exactly so ~ lmao. not always but not never i guess.
aesthetic: yael tap dancing
favorite band/artist? barcelona!
fictional characters i’d date: idk too many prob. petra solano. greg serrano. i doubt they’d want to date me tho like.. lmfao. 
hogwarts house: idek, i’ve taken these tests like a million times and the only thing that’s certain is that i’m not a slytherin. so..gryffinclawpuff? :))
T W O 🍏
countries I’ve lived in: philippines, australia
favorite fandom: jane the virgin, what a cute warm bunch
languages you speak: english, chinese, filipino, like an ounce of spanish
favorite film of 2016: idek
last article you read: a local article about a sexist rude af senator
shuffle your music library and put your first three songs here: faded by alan walker , beggin for thread by banks , nothing like you and i by the perishers
last thing you bought online: britney spears concert tickets
how would your friends describe you? wow i don’t know :)) always hugging people?
how would your enemies describe you? idt i have enemies? at least i hope i don’t :|
who would you take a bullet for? my family i think. i mean realistically, i’m a coward so... i doubt my own heroic capabilities but u know, if it doesn’t involve fight or flight, i think yeah, my family for sure.
Tagged by: @leadershiipskills  Tagging: @hallfhearted, @bruisedpast , @firewrought , @givenpurpose , @scurpuss , @aardently , @rafaelsclano , @beguilcd , @saralaxce , @arrcwborn , @everyvictory , @latiimer  +  anyone who wants to !
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birgittesilverbae · 8 years ago
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R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!
Tagged by @dubcliq this isn’t gonna properly tag and I’m not pulling out my laptop so
A) Age: 23. A Child
B) Biggest fear: idk other people
C) Current time: 17:46
D) Drink you last had: shitty hot chocolate icb how far downhill my hot choco game has gone since we stopped milking
E) Every day starts with: meds, shower, make bed, check all three off my to do list
F) Favourite song atm: I’m Still Here (Jim’s theme from Treasure Planet)
G) Ghosts, are they real?: who knows man
H) Hometown?: EOnterrible
I) In love with?: Nikita Zaitsev, the dumb Leafs as a whole, steak, sleeping, naps
J) Jealous of?: people who lied to the docs and got natty golds because of it, people who know what the fuck they wanna do
K) Killed Someone?: ….
L) Last time you cried: last… Tuesday…? fuck last week was rough
M) Middle name: is a misspelling
N) Number of siblings: 4
O) One wish: can tloo
P) Person you last called/texted: Salt Mines group text
Q) Questions you are always being asked: “wait what?”
R) Reasons to smile: someone somewhere is petting a puppy for the first time and that puppy is getting a new forever home
S) Song last sung: “Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come at ten” why is that stuck in my head
T) Time you woke up: way too early
U) Underwear colour: white
W) Worst habits: oversleeping, undersleeping, sleeping through things, forgetting to eat
X) X-rays you’ve had: L ankle, R knee, R shoulder, R hand x3, C-spine x3, oral
Y) Your favourite food: that steak I had at the 4 Mile out in Vic in ‘13
Z) Zodiac sign: aquarius
lmao who is there to tag y'all already been tagged
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angstandhappiness · 4 months ago
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LMAO YES
the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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ambisinistous-blog · 9 months ago
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#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#icb i posted this w/o tags the first time#what is wrong w me#superman: where do you find these kids#bruce: they just show up tbh#especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up#anyone: so which one is really robin?#bruce: they are all really robin.#bruce: dick wanted to kill a man.#jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY.#tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me#stephanie also wanted to kill a man.#damian did kill a man. or two.#YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark
the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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