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gauntwood-manor · 1 month ago

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Special thanks to @fizzing-whizz-bee for this one 🤣

#just two squirrels #doing squirrel things #friend chaos

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invinciblerodent · 2 months ago

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I read I think last night someone saying that Emmrich and Davrin are like two single dads with diametrically opposed parenting styles, and at first I was a little skeptical (because people are often very quick to assign parental terms and roles to characters and their bonds, even when I personally often find that kind of unwarranted), but yknow? Taking the two of them out together?

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I can't not see that either.

Like I've only had Emmrich on the team for like ten minutes, but already I feel like their styles really fit their respective "children" too.

Emmrich is like a permissive, encouraging "parent" to an ultimately harmless wisp of curiosity, and Davrin's job is to care for a largely undisciplined adolescent griffon that's brimming with restless energy.

Manfred is like a toddler just learning what his fingers and toes are for and needs his proud daddy to encourage his artistic endeavors by putting his crooked finger-painted portraits of the Veilguard up on the fridge, while Assan is like, a rowdy, jocky teenage boy who would live off Monster energy if he could, and needs his dad to sometimes lay down the law and protect him from himself so that he doesn't fuck up his future and lose his sports scholarship.

#squirrel plays datv #datv spoilers #davrin #emmrich volkarin #just read the codex entry where emmrich talks about how manfred gifted harding with a stick of chalk and i am forever endeared #the fact that you can kinda hear that it's matt mercer having the absolute time of his life voicing manfred is like icing on a cake #i love how there are two characters I can detect that are voiced by Mercer in this game so far-#the infamous vigilante-adjacent revolutionary leader of the Shadow Dragons known only as The Viper #and Manfred the hissing skeleton who is beyond delighted to play rock paper scissors with you #what a duality of man

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kathrynmhahn · 2 years ago

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#judging you

#*marge simpson voice* i just think they're neat #criminal minds #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #hotchniss #criminalmindsedit #cmedit #tvedit #criminal minds 4x12 #listen if i looked over and saw these two gossip squirrels staring at me during a private conversation....#*mine

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sleepis4theweak · 1 year ago

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Ooo uh- hmmmm

Squirrel? I don't think I've ever seen a squirrel drawn by you!!

Listen whoever decided to put squirrels in Disney movies as these friendly little creatures is WRONG, and whoever put them in TMNT 2012 as the little demonic creatures of your nightmares was RIGHT.

SQUIRRELS ARE SO SCARY THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM ON MY COLLEGE CAMPUS AND THEY SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME 24/7

#IVE SEEN ONE LITERALLY HANGING FROM A TREE #HE WASNT HURT OR TRAPPED #RAN AWAY FINE TWO SECONDS LATER HE WAS JUST HANGING THERE UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT #THEY ARE FERAL ISTG THEY ARE GOING TO ATTACK ME ONE DAY #Putting squirrels on my list of irrational fears that I feel are actually very rational inbetween flies and the ocean #answered asks #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #squirrelanoids #quick sketch hehe

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tricoufamily · 1 year ago

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added tattoos and some skin details :)

#hinnry pulled off the commune just having a rocking twink body is so funny to me. he should have been at the CLUB #he's a lot softer here bc this is toward the end of the Events but his hands are actually really rough and cut up and scraped #this skin actually had hands like that and i never noticed???? i just changed the stomach and gave him back dimples and he's golden #anyway ilya tattoos. the roman numerals are when his dad died then the squirrel skeleton bc yknow #the bird thing on his back thigh is because he does taxidermy. badly. and the rest he just thought looked cool #and yeah that's ilya's handwriting on his name he did that one at home. as their relationship was deteriorating rapidly! :)#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 render #the sims 4 #hinnry #ilya #two-headed lamb

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roxannepolice · 7 months ago

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Another thing I adore about saxteen bubble universe, and am happy to report I included in my own series but also found in a brilliant makeout fic, is Fourteen being sooo enamoured by the little padding on the waist Saxon got along with the beard. He finally has something to grab and squeeze. He's constantly nuzzling either at the beard or the tummy, while the Master acts appalled and Donna just has to put up with the purring noises.

Like, s10 would have ended differently if Twelve took a moment to compliment on the Master improving his diet.

#he's not just a cat and a raccoon and a squirrel he's also a hamster #am i going to be called out for fetishising? look i just find that dilf attractive and there being a bit more of him #pleases me deeply #those two dilfs have become my go to source of comfort when i get too sick to cuddle the bun #and not only then #doctor who #saxteen #thoschei #fourteenth doctor #simm!master #indirect fic rec bc it's. so hot.#doctor x master #best enemies #tensimm #old men tensimm

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thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 · 2 months ago

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#college needs to die #I'm out here raw dogging life with no adhd meds while having a job and doing college #not that that's an excuse to complain but it's so hard to life rn #like I just need to go into hibernation like the squirrels I see in my backyard #my life is so chaotic #I got in a car accident two days ago and ever since then I can feel myself just #spiraling #I'm so drained #maybe I'm just lazy idk #tw vent #I don't want pity or anything I just need to put this out there cause if I don't I may actually explode

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ceiling-karasu · 1 month ago

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Uncle Gom and the Chuseok part two: Later Years

#squirrel and hedgehog #undochi #uncle gom #actually made this a month or two ago for my Dad's birthday but figured I would post it for thanksgiving #this is it #this is the picture that made my family start to discuss if they can just let me buy cards from now on instead of making them by hand #because clearly I spent too much time on it lol #the squirrel village meeting hall #sah #SaH #yeah Uncle Gom's arms underwent quite a few revisions #but I could not get them correct unless I wanted to start all over from scratch lol #figured out how to draw characters sitting on things though #starting to experiment with hands #eventually I’ll figure out how to make uncle Gom’s head look normal #Happy Thanksgiving!#Or indigenous peoples’ day #Chuseok #a bit late though

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patheticrafeenjoyer · 3 months ago

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i am a believer that sarah cameron is also mentally ill, but in this moment i do think ward is drawing off of rafe's diagnosis (like maybe it's easier to air out his son's "dirty laundry" than to dare mention anything truthful about his daughter's)

#not to be ridiculous but every tidbit i get that sarah could have some kind of personality disorder gets squirrelled away in my brain #to be compiled into a megathread at a later date #i have two separate documents that are just full of me speculation about the cameron's various goings on #ward cameron #sarah cameron #outer banks #obx #mine

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kpforpresident · 9 months ago

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Prompt idea! The first 300 words of an AU you've never written for before 👀

Lexa’s left eye twitches irritability as she once again feels fat water droplets spray against her feet, interrupting the entirely pleasant nap she’d been having, where she and Ali Krieger had been having a tasteful yet romantic dinner somewhere in the French countryside. Sitting up and shoving her large sunglasses off her eyes with one annoyed swoop, she blinks against the suddenly bright rays of sun that crowd her vision.

It was the perfect pool day at Polis’s community pool- bright, cerulean sky, a soft, warm breeze, and the temperatures teetering just under 90 degrees. Lexa had seized the chance to sunbathe and read for a few hours on her day off work, shut off her pager, and practically skipped down the street to get settled on a lounger, ready to sip ice water and read sapphic smut until her eyes crossed, all while solidifying her tan in the teeniest bikini she owned.

However, for the past thirty minutes, some little snotty-nosed kid (probably un-supervised and just itching to cause mischief), had been sporadically sending showers of water arching through the air to mist Lexa as she sat innocently in her perfectly positioned chair, placed specifically to get the maximum amount of afternoon sunshine possible. It’s not that Lexa didn’t like kids- she adored Raven and Anya’s adopted son, Aden, with every fiber of her being. However, random children in the general public? Lexa generally avoided them, finding them sticky, whiny, and rude.

Another scattered shower of chlorinated water doused her feet as she felt her patience waning rapidly. Standing up, she felt her eyebrows slide into a glower as she searched for the culprit. Seeing a dark-haired little girl pop up like a seal from the bottom of the pool, a bright smile stretching across her face as she triumphantly popped up, water frisbee in hand, Lexa leveled a finger at the kid, whose smile quickly vanished as she took in Lexa, towering over her on the pool deck, clad in a black swimsuit.

��It’s rude to splash strangers, you know-“ Lexa had begun to grumble indignantly to the little kid, eyes searching for the parent of this clear mischief maker, when the most beautiful woman Lexa had even laid eyes upon swam up beside the little girl, hosting her onto her hip and lovingly smoothing the wet hair out of her eyes before leveling a glare packed with the heat of a thousand suns onto a suddenly stunned Lexa-

“You scold my kid again, you’re going to get a lot more than a little bit of pool water on you, lady.”

#clarke as a momma #teeny madi my sweet angel #pool au #clexa #this ask has been lingering in my inbox for TWO YEARS #op I am so so sorry #just know if you've sent me a good prompt in the last two years i am stock piling them like a little squirrel preparing for winter

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themintman · 5 months ago

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why do people get so gobsmacked when an autistic person.. acts autistic?? Like no, me being monotone isn't me being pissy and angry. This is how I sound when I'm not making an effort to sound how society expects me to. Stop treating me like a ticking time bomb because I let my voice drop. You will just make me pissy and confirm your belief that me unmasking = rude and angry.

#Sighhhhh like c'mon guys #Let's use our thinking caps here #If I am tired or just feeling neutral or something has interrupted my schedule I wont make my voice jump through hoops to fit the standard #It doesn't mean I'm angry. It means I'm trying to unmask #Inside of me there are two wolves #One is monotone and blank faced staring off into nothing #The other is running around in circles and barking at squirrels #Except there are no wolves. It is a metronome and I cannot control it

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lostmidnightwriter · 1 year ago

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How the reclaiming of Martin's tapestry went down:

#redwall #redwall series #brian jacques #these two have such an unhinged friendship #goals #jess goes from sensible parent to just feral critter around basil #and basil is here to hip up jess #anyway that whole scene was insane #and they both survived somehow #headcanon that basil is the best uncle for silent sam #a terrible influence but the best fun uncle #jess squirrel #basil stag hare

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invinciblerodent · 7 months ago

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actual image of me trying to figure out what class to choose for my Rook so i'll have one of each possible class in my 3 person party as I drag my love interest and my best friend through the ass end of Thedas