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normcore-tertiary-character · 19 hours ago

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I love the formula between 9-1-1 and 9-1-1 Lone Star and I want there to be a 9-1-1 for at least every state but preferably every single town in the US

Mostly, I want to see what hyper local and very silly disasters they can write to strike my town

#911 #911 abc #911 lone star #the train derails during band practice and plows through the band. A sousaphone protects one musician from being crushed #and oboe reed gives someone an accidental (but coincidentally necessary) tracheotomy #two conflicting protests break out in a brawl down Liberty St. the protest topic? the usage of the Library Lot #several wolverines are set loose in the high school near the stadium #disaster hits during a football game and they have to evacuate the Big House #the crows all attack one guy for being a dick to them. he dies. there are a LOT of crows #squirrel tsunami. too many squirrels. theyre in peoples homes.#woman with a machete in the local grocery store. this is just a thing that happened in real life and is funny (no one was hurt)#Something about the power outages. maybe someone firebombs the local branch of the power company over it.#Freshman stampede. Art fair stampede.#river floods bad enough to need to evacuate the hospital #as for the interpersonal firehouse stuff dont worry everyone here is hyperliberal and queer #oh! the fuck-with-a-bigot episode is about that person who keeps calling the cops about “noxious vapors” from the korean bakery #the firehouse shows up and 1/3 of them are East Asian while the only white guy is gay dating the Chinese-American firefighter #Paul from 9-1-1 Lone Star shows up because his actor is from here and that would be very cute

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