#just to fuck with people

[staffs-secret-blog]

While everybody is busy making fun of elon for renaming twitter we'll rename tumblr to tunblr

[mamamittens]

If Ace wasn't so hung up on his dad, he could have done the funniest thing ever.

Like.

Really fucking funny.

Imagine with me, an Ace that is, at best, annoyed about who his dad is. Like, that's a high bar and the kind that overshadows just about anything you can do.

He could become an incredibly decorated marine and the papers would still go on about his old man's legacy and it's effect on him.

He could be a notorious pirate--and just be portrayed as chasing his old man's shadow.

So, obviously, he still keeps a lid on it.

But he's not afraid to ask about his dad. Particularly if someone knew him. And it's not even a weird question from a pirate cause like, yeah! What was he like?!?

Ace would have more specific questions of course. But in general not that weird to ask. And even less weird if the person he asks clocks him as Roger's son but, obviously, won't make a whole thing out of it cause obvious consequences of that getting out.

A politely kept secret, if you will.

Where am I going with this?

Imagine Ace has a chance to pull some shit on the Marines. Real old guards who know too much to be overwhelmed by force or anything like that. People who rubbed shoulders with his Gramps back in the day.

Imagine, if you will, it's Halloween or Roger's execution anniversary.

A little bit of costuming and well, it's been two decades.

They can be forgiven if they don't realize this 'Ghost Roger' is a bit shorter than they remember.

And Ace just absolutely terrorizes them. Acting exactly like his dad, chasing them around demanding they give him a good fight. Which, they, obviously couldn't do when he was alive either.

Every so often, for a special kind of asshole, Ace plays dress up.

And has the time of his life being a menace. A complete, utter bastard to those poor Marines.

His new folks are utterly floored and try very hard not to die from laughing too hard because it's just... So damn accurate.

Ace didn't grow up with his dad and, arguably, takes after his mom considerably. But in a pinch, he makes one hell of a resurrected Pirate King Gone Mad.

Whitebeard has to remind himself it's just Ace, the urge to jump in and kick ass is so strong. He was good friends with Roger but damn, did that man deserve to get his teeth kicked in a few times. And all those nostalgic feelings come sweeping back.

Ironically, pretending to be his dad is more in line with something Rouge would find sadistically amusing.

He really is a mixed bag of both of his parents personalities.

[dancingdewey]

I just personally think it would be beyond hysterical for phineas and ferb to come back and for them to just go "oh yeah doof and perry are dating now" and otherwise continue as usual like could you imagine them bringing back their most popular show, helmed by tiktok's second favorite uncle dan povenmire, and just be like oh yeah that guy whose voice you hear remixed day in day out? and the platypus? they're gay.

[zephsomething]

Personally I think they should bring the cast of the seven back into the dome and do something entirely new.

[sirlancenotalot]

why does my hearing just go out the window when i'm in government offices

[sobredunia]

If I had a raven pet I would call him Crowley

[thatquietkid108]

@staffs-secret-blog

[lyricalchrysanthemum]

i dont know anything about yu-gi-oh! would piper have pot of greed (<- the only card he knows)

IF ITS LEGAL YES.

Pot of Greed tends to be illegal like 99% of the time with like a less than 0% chance of it coming off of the banlist.

But like because it’s an AU I think he can get away with owning pot of greed.

[aethtalon]

[thatbendyfan]

my last 10 FOLLOWERS HAVE BEEN PORNBOTS

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU AWFUL ROBOTS

[forthoutoffive]

Now what we need is another guy who who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Indonesian flag.

My favorite tiktok account right now is the guy who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Polish flag

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[deityofhearts]

consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything