#just poly!squad

[vanlegion]

This S2 trailer shot...

Why are all of Mark's hoes in the same row? They're suppose to be alphabetical....?

[the-bar-sinister]

I can't really draw any more due to injury/condition, but I needed them.

Their heights are wrong-- assume Simon is literally falling over.

original meme under cut

[thalassic-p4rk]

it was gonna be a quick lil sketch for me to finish today. instead i drew this in one sitting, didn’t move for several hours straight and went to bed at 1 am (which is crazy for me). i woke up after my bus left, got all bundled up bc i thought i would freeze to death when i rode to school but it actually ended up being perfect out so now i am at school with 2 layers of shirts, a hoodie, a giant scarf, the thickest pair of pants i own, a pocket of gloves, and my thermal bodysuit from marching band in my backpack. also i wrote 3 pages of bjarki lore yesterday and am continuing to write more and may post it as a fic at some point. i told one of my favorite teachers today that “mr x i liked class last year but this year i am perpetually on the verge of a nervous breakdown. i have never cried as much as i have in this class.” and he was rlly nice about it but my point still stands no matter what i do i cannot remember linear algebra parabolas trinomials quadratics cubic functions whatever it is we’re actually learning and i need to know for college and my retake sats in like 2 weeks that i haven’t studied for bc i don’t know how so anyways how’s ur day going?

[tangents-within-tangents]

Would that there was a faithful, accurate adaptation of Dracula so that Jonathan Decker and Alan Seawright could discuss the nontoxic masculinity, healthy friendships, and the BEST MARRIAGE RELATIONSHIP IN FICTIONAL HISTORY but nooo!

[lupismaris]

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[touchmycoat]

Shitty comic transmigration, fake white lotus!SJ AU

There were servants, and silk, and sunlight.

"Good morning, Young Master Shen. Did you have a good rest?"

And there was this comic.

"...Mmh, yes. Thank you."

The comic told a tale of romance and triumph over lofty class disparity and illustrated, at one point, the bedroom of the main antagonist--the treasured son of a merchant so wealthy that his political clout sometimes outweighed that of the nation's Emperor's. That bedroom was the quintessential embodiment of that power, sculpted out of pale birch, marble, and imported ivory. It was dustless and glowed with the gentle warmth that only the magnificently wealthy could afford.

"Where would Young Master like to take breakfast today?"

Shen Yuan's attention lingered on the intricately pale room surrounding him, gaze filled not with covetousness but with mild exasperation.

"Right here is fine. Ming Fan?"

"Yes, Young Master?"

He managed to turn the twitch of his lips into a smile when the servant answered to the name. Alright. Alright.

"Wasn't there a super expensive tea gifted to us recently? I'll have that please."

He could deal with this.

//

Shen Yuan's general opinion on the comic was that it was a damn shame how it played out. He'd been ready to look past the uninspired and vague setting and all the tropey character executions because of one thing--that truly brilliant kernel of an idea at the very heart of the story.

What if the white lotus main character was acting all along?

What if, in the classic tale of the saintly poor underdog defeating evil aristocratic entitlement to secure his place on a royal throne, the underdog was every bit as manipulative and nasty as his antagonists?

Enter Shen Jiu, street rat and dreamer of grandeur far beyond his station. Enslaved at a young age, Xiao Jiu was one day suffering yet another very public and humiliating dressing down when Young Master Shen happened to be dining in town. Irked by the noise, Young Master Shen had in turn publicly humiliated Qiu Jianluo, Xiao Jiu's master, which Qiu Jianluo could do nothing but take given the difference in their stations. Of course, later that day, Qiu Jianluo took all his fury out on Xiao Jiu, a session of brutal torture that ultimately became the last straw. Xiao Jiu killed Qiu Jianluo, burned down the Qiu estate, and escaped to the Capital. He found grunt work for room and board at one of the Shen Empire's pig farms and for legal ease, took on the Shen surname.

Then he began scheming. His target was Young Master Shen, who by all accounts was careless with his privilege at best, destructive at worst. Shen Jiu may carry scars from Qiu Jianluo's whips, but he attributed them to Young Master Shen. How was it that some people could be born into nothing but wealth, comfort, and luxury, while others had to suffer the burden of their existence? Why did Young Master Shen get the banquet halls, the expensive robes, the handsome Crown Prince fiance while Shen Jiu got beaten, used, and thrown away?

Shen Jiu decided with the taking of his surname that he would usurp all that Young Master Shen had for himself. Why not? Had Young Master Shen done anything to deserve his privilege? Would anything Shen Jiu do make him undeserving of that same privilege, more undeserving than Young Master Shen?

That was the bit of the story that got Shen Yuan hooked.

The rest of the comic, unfortunately, was seemingly dedicated to undermining all the murky ethics and tangled potentiality of that single bit. After the reveal of Shen Jiu's true nature (in chapter three--that should've been Shen Yuan's first clue that the pacing was going to fail him), the narrative quickly devolved into recycled harem dynamics and tired romance tropes. Poor Shen Jiu was given nothing but a few ominous panels of him smirking past a veil of tears, and Young Master Shen was nothing more than an automaton set to rinse and repeat Humiliation Plot A, B, or C, and get humiliated in turn by a member of Shen Jiu's sparkly boy-harem following a timely rescue of Shen Jiu from that plot.

To say that Shen Yuan had been disappointed would be an understatement.

But that didn't mean Shen Yuan wanted to be transported into this story and take the place of Young Master Shen, way past the point in the story where he'd invoked Shen Jiu's ceaseless retribution. He had actually always rooted for Shen Jiu; as a fuerdai himself, Shen Yuan had been morbidly invested in Shen Jiu's plot to yank this Young Master Shen from his high horse and drag his body three times around the city walls to boot. It was far from sainthood but would it have been wrong? Shen Yuan wanted to know.

...He wanted to know a little less, now that it was his metaphorical corpse on the line. Or perhaps real corpse--there had been a line implying Young Master Shen's suicide at the end of the comic. Forgive Shen Yuan if he wasn't so keen on fulfilling the role of Shen Jiu's punching bag.

So what was he to do? Assuming the worst, Shen Jiu had the protagonist halo and Shen Yuan couldn't just be rid of him. Hug his thighs? No no, from what Shen Yuan knew of Shen Jiu's backstory, their dark protagonist was a hundred percent the type to take every advantage he could from Shen Yuan's capitulation. What Shen Jiu wanted wasn't just the riches, after all, but Young Master Shen's psychological destruction. The moment Shen Yuan started begging for mercy, Shen Jiu wouldn't let him stop.

That left only one option: play Shen Jiu's game all while not worsening Shen Jiu's resentment toward him until he could convince Shen Jiu that destroying Young Master Shen wasn't what he truly wanted. That had to be it, right? Yeah yeah, he may have to take some pain to absolve Shen Jiu's old and frankly warranted grudge (stupid cocky Young Master Shen--couldn't he have just bought and freed Xiao Jiu and called it a day?!), but surely at the end of it all, Shen Jiu's character arc was about building his own life back up from ashes and finding true emotional fulfillment? And romantic love? He had all those pretty-boys dancing around for his attention after all.

All Shen Yuan had to do was ensure Shen Jiu proceeded down that narrative path, and maybe squirrel away a rainy day fund he could take on the run, just in case his father's trade empire truly had to collapse. Shen Yuan hardly needed ivory and marble. A nice little house with all the necessities for life would do.

His mind made up, Shen Yuan stood with a self-affirming nod. Ming Fan immediately clapped his hands.

"Bring them in!"

Servants swarmed with five sets of luxurious designer robes, dripping in rich colors with jewelry in jade and precious metals to match. Shen Yuan blinked, and blinked some more.

Ming Fan, reading his hesitation as dissatisfaction, quickly explained, "that damn sewing house wasn't able to finish the vermillion one in time tonight, but they assure it will be ready in time for the imperial banquet. Would Young Master like me to go 'persuade' them to work faster? That vermillion truly was amazing on Young Master--"

"No, Ming Fan, these will be fine," Shen Yuan absently interrupted. He'd zoned out for the majority of Ming Fan's explanation as to what these outfits were even for, but Shen Yuan had enough context clues to guess he was prepping for a banquet. Hang on, a vermillion designer gown unfinished for some reason? Oh, this must be the banquet where--

Shen Yuan considered the options before him with a little more intent. He thought about color theory. And symbolism.

"The white one with the pale green," he decided. The servants holding the pieces he did not choose quickly filed out, leaving only the garment that Ming Fan was now lifting.

"Excellent choice, Young Master," Ming Fan gushed, smoothing a hand over the fabric and bringing jade piece after jade piece up against it. There was a jade-handle paper fan among the accessories and Shen Yuan picked it up, intrigued. "Young Master will look like a veritable--"

"White lotus?"

Ming Fan nodded enthusiastically, and Shen Yuan hid a chuckle behind the fan. Well. His end goal was Shen Jiu's absolution and happiness, but it didn't mean he couldn't have some fun with irony on the way there.

[nostalgic-muffins]

an knows what they are. /j

[lyn-ne]

akito is scary dog privileges for vbs

[sebsxphia]

drabbles part one.

jake and bob holding you down*

holding you down*

car washes*

pregnant with poly!squad & part one*

coming home after a month away 

showers with them*

texting them at work*

rhett in poly!gun

brat taming their dumb baby*

poly!squad getting hit on*

someone always has to be home*

love how desperate you are*

poly!squad come home late*

when you submit your grad school application

love watching you in mirrors*

at the hard deck getting hit on

phoenix spanking you*

cowboys and cowgirls*

boudoir photoshoot* & part one*

teasing poly!squad in public*

asking poly!squad to tie you up*

sending polaroids to poly!squad*

“i don’t care if takes all night, you will submit.”*

mean!dom bob and poly!squad*

clone a willy kits*

poly!squad hooking their fingers in your mouth*

locker room manhandling*

taking their turns*

dealing with bratty natasha*

daddy kink*

poly!squad helping you through sub drop

doming jake*

natasha showing you off*

bradley using mean dom bob and jake*

going to a sex club*

pussy eating competition*

pussy inspections* and part one*

finding you reading

bob catching you, bradley and jake*

dancing for poly!squad*

flipped power dynamics*

nipple play*

going out to a bar*

reader doming poly!squad*

hiding from secret brat tamer jake*

poly!squad and a obedient reader*

sex pollen*

knife play with poly!squad*

taking care of you while you’re drunk

helping you with your new meds

bradley and jake’s punishment*

taking care of you while you’re sick

bob putting collars on you*

poly!squads home

admiral bradley*

nutella buttercream*

calling you princess*

pussy inspections after a cream pie*

bob inviting bradley and jake over to watch*

poly!squad when you use your safe word*

going to a nude beach

bob and natasha using bunny to punish jake and bradley*

rueben teasing mickey*

‘make me’*

nat only doming bob*

helping you study*

when sleeping in bed, where do you sleep?

sub jake with poly!squad*

bradley doming jake in front of you and bob*

pussy drunk bob*

calling jake a slut all night*

poly!squad & piss kink*

poly!squad making you hold it in*

jake holding you up for natasha*

bradley and bob making you and natasha piss on jake*

poly!squad making you come when you have to pee*

refusing to lick jake’s boot*

coming and pissing on jake’s face*

jake being touched starved

all of you coming on jake’s face*

poly!squad making you lick up your own mess through your shorts*

poly!squad making you and jake hold it*

jake wants to be used as a foot stool* 

coyote and fanboy coming in*

nat using you as a foot stool*

warming nat’s clit*

facials with poly!squad*

kissing nat after she has a facial*

jake getting his cock pierced*

poly!squad, pregnant bunny and lactation kink*

you and subby nat being good

aftercare with poly!squad

admiral bob and a spreader bar*

nat taking on aftercare with poly!squad*

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Death battle

[minimooberry]

BOY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO RIZZ BAGS 2.5 GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME

“I don’t know how I got into this situation, to be honest.”

[aro-aizawa]

me, downloading the mobile miku game on a whim: hm this’ll look like a fun little idle game to play

35+ hours later: i have made a mistake

[tashizweig]

if they cut out the vague sexual tension/flirting between mal and nikolai i'm going to literally rip someone's throat out with my teeth

[sagesolsticewrites]

Me? Writing a TGM fic?

… maybe it’s more likely than you think 👀

[frogcereal29]

don't ever leave me alone in a room with these three men

They definitely stink when it’s cold and it’s even worse in the summer but it’s ok cause they’re my stinky wittle kittens

[sarahsmi13s]

Hi!!!!

The poly!daggers with romantic/angsty sounds sooo good!!!!!

Hi M! Thank you! Once I get through my request and get series updates ready (along with a few other WIPs) Ill open up my requests again and we could maybe get into some nitty gritty details of the romantic and angsty side of poly!squad 😉