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schumi-nadal · 7 months ago

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After a nice discord conversation with @donbajas, I can say that my ATP top 10 is:

1. Casper 🤡

2. Matteo 🥵

3. Ugo 🫡

4. Jiri 🧒🏼

5. Arthur C. 👶🏼

6. Arthur F. 🤫

7. Daniil 🐙

8. Carlos 😄

9. Jack 🥳

10. Hubi 😊

Anyone for a tag game on tennisblr?

#I know that all of them were here #just not the order #casper ruud #matteo berrettini #ugo humbert #jiri lehecka #arthur cazaux #arthur fils #daniil medvedev #tennis #carlos alcaraz #jack draper #hubert hurkacz

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bugsinthebayou · 6 months ago

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#captains orders #bangers #original post:#do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go ''of fucking course its that one'' at yourself because you are so incredibly #predictable

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beholdthemem · 1 month ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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monstermonger · 27 days ago

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Now the ash dances with the snow....

Lil winter dragon stickers ♡

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trekkerac · 2 months ago

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Winning is just doing better than your competition

#Gravity falls #Gravity falls au #Frankenghost au #my stuff #if the last bit look different its because it was drawn 2 weeks before oopsies #idk man i just never draw anything in order my mind jumps all over the place

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zillychu · 4 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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vivitalks · 29 days ago

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best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

#brennan lee mulligan #in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock #(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster #guess what SHOW i am WATCHING #dimension 20 #d20 #stuff #blmulligan #dnd #ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city #who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod #the johns are obviously the frat bros #seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously #maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact #and her name might be spelled maddie idk #anyway alejandro is the stoner #and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met #strong case for that #the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs #most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail #fantasy high

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goomyloid · 1 month ago

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something something Memories

#shadow the hedgehog #shth #sonic the hedgehog #maria robotnik #side order #splatoon #goomyart #this started with just a simple doodle of him in the side order suit #and then it escalated.#My bad

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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fraternum-momentum · 1 month ago

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jghyhw

#FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS FOR THE NEW YEARS IS 2 B FREAKY HERES 2 A FREAKY 2025 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️#i forgor how much fun rendering blood can be :33 #i didnt end up doing sadie and macy i just kinda defaulted to vampsona #whoops ig #tw blood #tw gore #tw guro #tw cuts #tw injury #froodles #𓆩♱𓆪

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charmwasjess · 3 months ago

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I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight.

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip.

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper."

#jocasta has such “I deal with 7th graders daily - TRY me” energy #sifo just whipping out little details when an adult Jedi he brought to the Temple is mildly irritating him #“that's an interesting point but I remember someone who wouldn't stop spitting up on their seeker Knight Fisto”#his high council era is treacherous for a certain generation of knights cause he absolutely has wiped some relevant butts #AND WILL REMIND THEM #jedi culture #jedi order #sifo dyas #dooku #jocasta nu #jedi temple #star wars

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raphaerolo · 8 months ago

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Zack and Cody (2005)

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runningwithscizzorz · 2 months ago

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A bunch of miscellaneous doodles on the sides of commissions and finals (screaming) some of them out of context from me and my friends AU

#I just realized the order of doodles is from earliest to latest in the wanderlust AU timeline #liseysart #illustration #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl #comic #cotl comic #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #suggestive #cotl wanderlust au

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cuntphoric · 20 days ago

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ masterlist

satoru gojo

big stretch spider!mangojo webs you up mwahs your tits video games after sex making out with rival!gojo gojo sucks tits when he's bored gojo and geto overstimming your tits desperate gojo deepthroating you wearing gojo's blindfold while he plays with your folds gojo masturbates over your photos overstimulation with gojo praise & degrade gojo loooves edging you just to see you beg shower sex

what a game threesome gojo's hands good kisser gojo gojo loves you and your dick sucking skills cumplay small or large he's good gojo misses your titties and fucks you later on softdom!gojo loves worshipping gojo IS the present male lactation LOL bad time? first time sucking him aftermath

happy trail gojo gojo's dick is pretty he knows how to use it gojo's dick hcs getting off to your reactions giving your bf gojo head gojo loves missionary bf gojo overstims you A LOT while eating you out tits, ass, or thighs? this man fucks hard aftercare with gojo making out & tits gojo loves getting praised so he'll do the favor right back gojo would not complain eating you out for a long time

bratty gojo mirror sex spooning sex late christmas shopping fucking i feel like gojo's top five positions on a certain day would be this p links #1

suguru geto

gojo and geto overstimming your tits bad time?

kiyotaka ijichi

dry humping & making out

hiromi higuruma

higurama loves you and your cum!

events

smut-o-matic event

p links

gojo p links #1

#over and out #! these are not in order in any way but maybe one day ill fix them up #also some are just random lowk #maybe one day ill make these into full fics #some fluff #but just some #masterlist #m.list #fic list #jjk #smut #jjk smut #jujustu kaisen #jujustu kaisen smut #jjk x reader